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Podcast #203 - Don't Even Get Me Started 2

Jun 01, 2021
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He gets all Aries, here he just takes a photo. my butt and then I kept throwing it out of the air at Rome. What if you've never posted a photo of your butt? I can't post a picture of my butt, you can do whatever you want, boy, don't go in there. what happened I didn't know what was happening what happened was B it just worked I was feeling good I was feeling myself we go back to the room Jenna goes and your butt looks good I take a picture it's not what happened at all what happened well , I asked him to take a page for my butt, so I took the photo of my butt and immediately after looking at it I thought these are probably my favorite pair of manatees, it's the one with the roses, so you know I was. as you know I'm going to post it and give myself some love and reassurance and I did and Rome responded to my DM saying what did he say I wish he made me feel so uncomfortable so I

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sending him the photo throughout the trip because well, that's what you do well and funnily enough that was the photo because I tagged where we were, Pittsburg, that was the photo Dylan saw and we found out we were both in the same city so he and I met up with us and our friend Dylan in a city that neither of us are from nor had any idea the other person was in, that was crazy, but yeah, anyway, Mandy is great, thanks to me and you, and if you give me enthusiasm, I do new friends and that's clean, but that's not backed by the FDA, but anyway we just got back from Pittsburg.
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Jenna made an appearance at Slippery Rock University. How was it so fun? They were as excited as I was, it's so. It's weird, because we like to live and work here alone in the house all the time, so when you like it every once in a while, because it's not often enough for you to get used to it, you just go out to a room full of everyone. these people are super excited and you say this feels so strange like wow, thank you for this warm welcome. I don't know why I'm here or what they want me to do except talk about life.
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I don't know, I expected that energy, but I didn't expect it to be so crazy, yeah, well, because it's a small university, yeah, yeah, yeah, you strip, you've already done a lot of them, every school, every school is different, some of they are super academic and have questions or more, yes, Edmonton was the only thing they wanted to talk about was mental health and taking care of themselves, it's beautiful and wonderful, but you know different, the University of Arizona was the most hype crowd. I've once argued that Slipy Rock was more over the top, honestly, well, the one in Arizona that we did was like one of the first ones and people were just like screaming in the crowd non-stop, like it was definitely a huge accomplishment.
Harry Potter shot. I wonder what a Harry Potter job is, like they set it on fire. The whole crowd goes crazy like they don't know what's going on because you, you, it definitely felt like a big college, like a big party. Chris Slippery Rock was like the rock was a stretch to call me wild, it was wide, it was like they were, they basically have this gym right where everyone's walking basketball court is or they have the upstairs track that looks out. down and they like it open. they raised the door so it looked like they extended into the gym, they put 1,500 fucking folding chairs on the gym floor and when they screamed it was deafening, it was so loud, like it was so tight, like screaming at a person named Joey who showed up. dressed as a chair like I had my face painted to be a chair and I just looked in the crowd and saw this chair staring back at me, it's probably one of my favorite moments of my life, it was really, really cool.
The only line you know was intense, there were a lot of people, but it went really well, so that's a funny point you made that I wanted to talk about for a second, like we were at his house 99% of the time. time, yeah, and our work filming the

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, filming videos that stream on Twitch and where all of these scenarios don't involve any human being standing there watching, yeah, it's just that we're clapping, work, I mean, you know , live commentary and then you walk into a room like that. Yes, that's right, I mean, I was there with you, so I know what it's like, but can you put into words what that change is like?
You know these people know everything, but you never see them. Oh yes, I mean most people do. that kind of thing is like if you're on tour or something where you like to get used to being on stage, yeah I don't do any kind of live performances so occasionally a few times a year you're just in a room with a a lot of people and they claim to be good at public speaking and you, I'm literally alone all the time, this is a lot, but like that crowd when I went out there like the energy and I like the love you get from people I thought it makes you want From crying, I instantly felt like I wanted to cry, you know what I mean, if I wasn't trying to stay calm and make it up. stairs without falling like that is the kind of thing that I just saw, I mean, it's intense, but yeah, it's everything, everything is very positive for you, that's something specific when you do these things, that's why and it's so funny because you'll be like hell, yeah, and then they'll just use their minds, oh my god, crazy, okay, because it's so different than reading a Twitter mansion or reading Twitch chats, yeah, reading YouTube now is so visceral, right.
I'm also surprised, first of all, that schools are open to having non-traditional people, you know, Josh Peck was there,

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though he's an actor, you know, no, but now he's also on the Internet exactly, but like. the fact that schools invite me, I think it's cool, you know, and progressive of them to not be pigeonholed into having some kind of academic speaker there or someone I don't know, it just seems cool, yeah, it does surprise me. I care a little bit, but I also realized that at my school there was no one cool, you never came, you didn't have anyone, you're sure, maybe you're not absolutely sure we did it, it wasn't something I went to one like my first year and she was like an author, but very small, yeah, yeah, but she wasn't a celebrity, it's nothing like that, no, when we didn't have music events like, you know, you go to these schools that have festivals big. for their students essentially with, you know, a couple of people like to play almost, it's cool, well, in the New England area they were like massive schools that would have liked these big things put in place because of their big budgets and their musical government, yes and they have really great people, commonly yes, we have anyone, yes, we had good, so Chapman, I think in my last two years of Chapman there were more music events where they had DJ or whoever came and filled the gym and I never thought about myself when I went once and I hated it because it wasn't my scene, but the only speaker I can remember and I attended was Rain Wilson, which was really cool, you know, it was really cool. but I mean, I agree with you, I agree that it's great that they're inviting people from the Internet now, as well as Rain, Wilson, celebrities to school because sometimes, and appearances allow one of the student government representatives. a student basically interviews you or moderates you and I love when they do that because it feels like your classmates are almost talking to someone who understands everything and in this recent one there was a faculty member doing the interview and I was fine. and she was great, but at the same time you could see in her face when you said something and people were lost, that she was like she was crazy, like I did my research but I couldn't prepare myself for what the hell is going on, yeah.
Yeah, I think it's really cool that like schools that have a budget for that kind of stuff, like mine clearly didn't or I just don't know what happened, we didn't get anything interesting, but you know, they give these students. a budget and it is the student government that reaches out to people who like the books that they want to see or that they think the student body would want to see. I think that's great, but schools give students the freedom to choose their own guests and do that kind of thing, yeah, and that's like answering the questions that would normally flood comments like this, like, come on my school, well that's how it happens from the beginning, yeah basically like my YouTube friends, say how did you start doing that.
I'm like it's like a student government, yeah, that was like we wanted a book to be used, so yeah, I don't have a live show, but we could do quality control, you can do it whatever you want, like make a student. we can do it like open ended questions and answers like it's your time it's your school like whatever your school wants me to do like let's just do it let's have fun yeah and then it was contagious because then people were like, well now my school wants you for coming. , what's the best way to do it because it took a forward-thinking student government, I think you were the first to do it, I think so, to post that, Vince, there's an offer for one fee and they'll fly you like the everything and then you do it once and it looks legit and it's legit and all these other schools that I can't even count on it's hard to think of all the ones we've done, it's a lot like there are so many of them, yeah, done, it you've been doing it for like four years, I don't even know, yeah, but if you're in a student government and I don't know how those things work since I've never been in a university as a student government like there's a YouTuber or a person or something. that you think your school would like it if it was Shane Dawson or like Batman was outrageously busy right now, but there's nothing wrong with just reaching out and because that's how it happened to me.
You know, you might even like to ask questions like, What would it take? How does this work? You know, we'd love to formally invite you. Can you give us some information about what it was? Yes, whats up? You know what I mean, but it's not like you do. Hello, my name is Jessica and I am reaching out to you and I really like you and I want you to come. It was like they let us know, yes, they did it the right way, but anyway, that was our weekend. It was like a cute. quick change, fly in, fly out, but you did amazing, it was really cool to see you in person, it's crazy, it's crazy to be alone all the time and then all of a sudden you're like on a stage, right, Oh what?
What the hell is going on at Slippery Rock it was like a really nice school we got to see a little bit of the facilities it's really nice yeah well I had friends that went to Slippery Rock yeah there's a lot of you guys that know people up north from New York state who go to SUNY schools or then go to similar parts of New England or go to a lot of Pennsylvania schools, yeah, and it's not far, so it's like four hours from where I grew up, so you can drive to home mm- hmm closer than Boston like I drove six hours, you know, that blew my mind when you said we were closer to Rochester than that and then we'd be in Boston.
I didn't realize that, yeah, I don't even understand it anyway. I started with how excited I am to play, don't even get me started, part a, this is how we did it a long time ago, yeah, this is whatYou always ask us to keep doing it, but we have to wait and have enough time until they come up with things that could even be said, so this game for those who don't know is a ranting game where we compile the list of things about which We could rant and each of us are going to throw, we'll take turns pulling this stuff out of the cup and then we'll start our rant by saying don't even make me talk about this all of a sudden, you have to discuss whatever is in there, even if you don't. believe at all yeah after you because there's a couple that I generally came up with in this couple that I came up with so she can get mine and make it ours so let's rant a little for you. and there you go, so enjoy that rant, go first I see you didn't fold any of these so you could see where I would put a baby, it's not Virgo season anymore, it's not sleeping season anymore, it's okay, I didn't do it , oh oh oh Don't even get me started on why soup is the perfect meal.
I'm glad I didn't eat that one. She's so perfect. It is perfect in any climate. I don't care if it's hot outside. It's a perfect meal because there's enough liquid there it's filling and warm even if it's cold if you're eating like a gazpacho it's like the perfect meal like there's a reason why when you're sick you want some soup because it's nutritious, delicious and salty, I swear on my life that if you have a hangover the best food for a hangover is soup because it is not solid enough to make you feel bad and nauseous, but it has enough sodium to make you recover and feel good, right? do you know what I am? saying it's portable you can put it in a boiling thermos what the hell you can drink it or you can eat it for someone who likes orange juice with pulp and we've been having this conversation like nausea about how it's kind of gross to drink something with solid chunks in it and soup is that, but it is a food and it is delicious, you should agree with me and people who have problems or injuries to their jaw or teeth can still eat soup, old people can eat it, babies can eat it, all people.
Ages can eat it, it is perfect food, any type of food you like can be turned into soup and it is delicious. The tortilla soup. Who invented chili? It's fantastic, although I don't think it's a soup that's more of a stew, but honestly. stew I'm here for them too I grew up with beef stew it's amazing you put it in a pot you cook it over low heat it's easy to cook it's cheap to cook you can put anything in it and it's delicious I shouldn't have bought it you started don't even get me started Don't me I like it when people make fun of me in the middle of summer when I asked for soup because this is delicious and I'm going to eat it, do you agree?
Now I agree with you, do you agree? Well, I don't think soup is perfect, but I mean, what is the perfect food? Probably pizza or pad thai. Probably pad thai soup today. Can you put pad thai in soup? Yeah, some rice noodles and some soup, okay? You sold me some, it will be like a salmon with different noodles, it is stealing the soup. I don't know that ramen is a soup, so five Baz is definitely okay, if it's been ramen, yeah, then yeah, soon it'll be okay, so you use that. argument and then you beat me if ramen is in the category I'm Holly ramen I think ramen could be a soup Ramen is a suit Ramen could be a soup In what scenario is it not a soup?
Well, I mean, I feel that way. It's a debate like you can debate if it's a noodle dish, but the base of what makes it special is the broth, so it also has to be considered because if you take the liquid out of the ramen, it's not ramen, but there are still ramen noodles. . yes, that's part of the soup, thank you, ramen noodles are different from ramen, yes, what makes ramen ramen is the broth mm-hmm, what's the soup, I'm telling you, the broth is just noodles ramen mmm, but I want ramen, so that's the soup mm-hmm.
I think that's true, good job, good first complaint, you didn't even offer me anything. I think you just like it. I'm not supposed to like vehemently objecting. I'm just trying to like it, maybe poke a hole or two and leave. You fit in perfectly, what's it like PK? Why is it better than pizza? What about that? How can you eat soup with cheese? I want soup with cheese. What are you talking about? Cheesy soup is good because onion soup is like something cheesy. I've never had that in my life they make like bacon cheeseburger soup no no yeah they make it good nothing you can do anything with cheese with soup like you just throw cheese on it you want chicken noodles with soup of cheese, yes.
Minestrone soup with a little cheese and they are so amazing gloop gloop what about tomato soup with grilled cheese? I don't understand why people need tomato soup when they have grilled cheese, you already have it. I will continue. for this because I know how many people love me I said but it's grilled cheese but for me I'm just going to double the grilled cheese if you're going to order a side bring me a grilled cheese with a side grilled cheese I don't need a side of soup to go I want more cheese roasted I don't need to dip it in anything, it tastes and balances well I don't believe in that, why do you believe?
People make a grilled or grilled cheese sandwich with tomato slices. I don't think there's anything that balances out now even the acidity or anything in food. I like to put tons of lime on everything around it. No, no, no way, like you hate when I cook and I don't like sugar for something because you think it needs balance and I'm like no, just more lime, more salt, it's so gross, don't do that, I hate that, no, no, I'm not, I'm not in the business of balancing food I just won't do it as a dressing in the blender and say, oh, try this, how do you think it tastes with lemon, how could it use a little bit? of lemon?
Emily, who literally has no lemon in this in this dress like Caesar salad dress like Caesar salad like she doesn't like to put lemon in it and I'm like tongue if you try things the way Julian likes them, it literally hurts your tongue, it's like cutting your tongue in your ass and your tongues like oh okay, that's what happens when you put lemon in it, it's the person's food, okay, it fills you up, you know what I don't completely agree with, but I've never I slept on that statement of yours, I don't think I'll ever be able to fully agree with that statement. sorry, well you're wrong, okay, eight out of ten totally wrong, oh don't even get me started on how many times I ran the mile growing up for no reason, all those cold mornings in PE when I had a period and we had to do it.
Jump on that stupid track and run the mile for an out of shape PE instructor, because there with his stopwatch he judges your mile time over and over again and you worked hard, you were basically an Olympic athlete. I ran sick. I was in a sub six minute mile in elementary school my best was six and I actually got 545 in fifth grade, yeah, and I was a guy, I was busting my ass, I was training, I was thinking about it before school, I was thinking about it after school. I couldn't, I couldn't stop thinking about how important this stupid mile was and how cursive writing is, it doesn't even apply in real life.
Am I going to be a track star? 1% chance there was a guy I liked competing. in elementary school to be a better miler and he dragged me by the butt and ended up being a track guy in high school and that's cool, but for the rest of us we imagine all this stuff we could have done instead run. around that stupid cold dirty track in the morning I mean, you're not wrong, it seems fine, one lap, warm up, you don't need to run a damn mile, you don't need it to be part of your test, no You don't need to worry about the moments You don't need to be exhausted You don't need to be sweating the rest of the day It's not like you had a locker room in elementary school I feel like you could do it once a year as a measurement like a fitness test, like you do it once , but it is not necessary to do it more than once.
I think there's some validity to the fact that it can measure your fitness level so many times I can't even tell you we've been on this so many times that it sounds like you had a really lazy gym teacher, it was like I had a lot of lazy gym teachers. , really yeah, so in the middle school right six seventh grade worship eighth grade you have to play football basketball soccer you have to play real sports sixth and seventh grade it was like a hacky sack dance class juggling squared it's really dumb understanding the unit Las Vegas was the strangest curriculum like the disparity between 6th, 7th and 8th grade, but one thing that remained is that all three grades had to run the mile over and over again oh, you're doing a juggling course for three months, okay, we'll run the mile so you can get better at throwing balls. the air and catch them oh my God, why is the mile so important why not a kilometer why not why a mile why not like a hundred meter race yeah, like I would have been a better athlete?
If I had been drafted in high school, we did the hundred meter dash and not the mile, why would I ever need to run a mile, except in the sport where you literally run for sport? Not everyone wants to be a star on the track, running a hundred meters all day, friend, all day. You don't need stamina, no, no, you can do it if you're going to go to soccer practice and get stamina, but like for physical education, run the hundred meter dash. Well, I could have had a better time in the 60 meter dash and they would have scouted me and recruited me right away if I had been practicing that, but what's the gym teacher going to do to kill like 10 minutes and 20 minutes while they wait for that kid little one say: I'm not going to do this?
I'm going to walk the mile so many people who were that kid in high school and I was never the kid but I identify with the people who did that we're like I'm not doing it and I don't change for the gym here's a note from my doctor or my mom that says I'm not fit to run a mile today, so eat it PE teacher. I identify with that person. I was never that person, but I understand. Yeah, okay, the number of people who did that would have been halved if it weren't 100 meter dash. mouth because all you have to run is one stretch of the track and that's it, but I feel like at your gym your gym teacher is trying to kill time or like they have nothing to do that day, so they're fine , children. we're running a mile, one hundred percent, this is the whole period, when you walk out to the track, you get everyone outside, you get everyone to stretch and especially the kids who walked, yeah, 15 minutes, 20 minutes and they say it's good.
Oh my goodness, because you finished yours in six minutes, so you're sitting on the floor for 15 minutes, unless you're Jim, that's another thing because they're waiting. I worked hard, I was trying to do my best on the marks. I like that this matters, we're doing this, I have to do it right, I run it in six minutes and then I huff and puff, I relax and then all these people walk until they get to the finish line and I. I'm fine, if that person got an A and I got an A, what did I do? I just spent my energy on it.
I don't disagree with you that it seems a little unbalanced that you have kids running a mile but you don't. I don't make them work on their Sprints at all. You know you do. We did the shuttle where you just release the little shuttles. The cane without shuttles. What are the ferries? You just run from one place to another because there are suicides, suicides, yes, but we called. those shuttles, those are gnarly, those at least make you a better athlete, sure, I don't think that makes you a better athlete unless that's your sport, it's not long distance running, sorry, that was the main one. source of my anxiety growing up. the mile I was okay with the mile I feel like we didn't do it as much as I wasn't good because I needed to be good at it and that caused me anxiety because I thought I had to do it well the miles tomorrow okay don't even get me started, don't even get me started get me started oh why does pittsburgh have french fry salads?
This is something we didn't know until we went to Pittsburgh last weekend, Dillon told us he ordered a salad and it came with fries and all salads come with fries. The salad in the salad with ranch and cheese is beautiful. That's not a salad. Lettuce fries are cheese and lettuce. Yes, if you say "I." I'll have a Pittsburg salad. Hold the lettuce. You just got cheese fries. You just got poutine and ranch. Strange poutine. Strange poutine. Yes, that's not a salad. Yes, if it is, you can't call it a Pittsburgh salad. You have to call her French.
French fries salad, well, because people from outside of Pittsburgh think you're getting a local delicacy, a local salad, oh, maybe there's an apple or something, I don't know, it's French fries, it's something I don't I was conscious. I knew it too. I don't know that people put fries ina salad mm-hmm mm-hm and then has the nerve to call it a salad, who fills you up and a salad for lunch? Oh yeah, what was in your salad? French fries, ranchero cheese, that's not a salad. you can't call it that hmm also maybe since we are on that topic and we were on the topic of soup and what makes a super soup what makes a salad a salad I think the main ingredient is the leaves, well, what?
What about potato salad? or macaroni salad, then you're just replacing the leaf with another word, it's like potato salad instead of real salad, so I guess not. I think salad as a food classification doesn't really encompass potato or macaroni salads. because since those are alive, they become a diversion, no, those are lies, people made their lives with carbohydrates, it is what they are and Pittsburg salad is an even bigger lie because it does not have a precursor to the word salad is just a Pittsburg salad and it's not a salad that has potatoes in it, it's a lie because at least if you're making macaroni salad you say I know what I'm doing I'm eating pasta yes, because the dish is macaroni right, a Pittsburgh salad is like I'm eating this salad for lunch, salad is whatever you put on it, geez, it's like when they made pita pizza with vegetables, remember that, you know who made the pizza, remember when they classified pizza as a vegetable for a month.
I don't know, no, no, I don't know it was like something I don't actually know it's not bread, they didn't make it, it was a vegetable for a minute hot, okay, but if pizzas are a vegetable, then salad Pittsburgh is a real salad mmm, which neither of them are, I don't disagree. "I feel like a salad should be defined as if some kind of vegetable is the base mm-hmm, but anything beyond that, everyone would lie on it when it's a saddle, so as we gave them it was the salad board , okay? They're like a little salad, we're defining what salads are okay, we gave them croutons, they can add carb pieces of bread to their lettuce mix and that will be part of this, it will allow it because we want to popularize this. -hmm and You're going to throw that in our faces and put fries in it, no, absolutely not, and cheese, you can't just make that note about a salad on a bread ball, it's a license, that's salad on bread stuff. the bun is just soup in a bread bowl a salad in a bread bowl with fries oh my goodness what if there is no order anymore how about a pizza with a salad on top is that a pizza or a salad a pizza salad a salad? pizza is stupid, it is what it is, it's a waste of time, ingredients and money, you'll probably get a fresh vegetable pizza or you won't get a pizza, get a salad, kids just do both .
I feel like a salad should be considered something like that, you know. lettuce as a base or something you know, that's the recipe, the rest of what they'll call salads, like pasta salad, macaroni salad or potato salad, yeah, if there's another food group, everyone just makes a dish, it you made the word end. salad and you can borrow the word salad, but it's not a salad, but I think what they're trying to define as a salad by calling something like potato salad a salad is that you cut something up and throw it in a bowl with a dressing, yeah . yes, yes, and okay, that's like I said, that's the second classification, no, that's a dish, no, no, that's it, it's like a salad, a kind of salad, I don't think so, yeah, I don't think so that just because you Chop something and put it in a bowl with a dressing doesn't make it out, no, but it's like it's an alternative version of no, I think that's a lie, okay, everything I'm saying is just because you said Pittsburgh . before the word salad, don't turn it into a salad.
I agree. I feel like Pittsburgh as a whole needs to be more descriptive about what's in the salad, not just the proper Pittsburgh salad, so when you get it, it'll be loaded with fries, okay, Newton don. Don't even get me started on how expensive the traditional electric toothbrush is. Don't even get me started on how expensive the traditional electric toothbrush is. Don't even get me started on how expensive the traditional electric toothbrush is. that's GE t qu IV document slash jenna julie quip starts at just $25 and with that URL you get your first refill pack for free What is a refill pack?
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What are you trying to prove? Well, I understand, you want to look like the skilled waiter who knows. the menu very good who wants to be nice and have a fun conversation I don't need any notepad buddy I have this right here okay I trust this notepad is pointed at the head take your order oh we have a table full of 12 people in total. I have very specific requests and some have dietary restrictions, no problem. I'm going to butcher everything in the kitchen and then bring you another one and then ruin everyone's night. Now listen, there's no way I'm going to criticize the waiters. who want to be good entertainers or nice people because I've seen it done well, but it takes a long time to get to that point of being able to be the waiter who says: what do you want? mmm, okay, got it, mm-hmm, okay, hush. okay, mmm, he repeats it in perfect unison and then bounces back and forth with all the food.
I've seen it and I know how magical it is, but if you're not there yet, don't fake it until you make it because it will make us all suffer and when we all get hungry and eat the wrong food, I won't be happy and I won't care anymore. your charm because I don't get the calories this needs. to get this train going too, how hard would it have been to maybe just take a couple of notes? You don't have to write down every order, but hey, if the guy with the curly hair is eating a weird salad like a Pittsburgh salad, just write it down as a little note to help you out.
Okay, curly hair. Pittsburgh salad. It's well done that way. Don't ruin it, but you have the rest. Don't come, don't come to me with this memory. Shaam from you. pretend to know what we want and then throw it in our faces with the wrong food I don't appreciate it I'm hungry every time you deal with someone who is hungry you have to please them at all costs right? Okay, it's the same thing when you order food and it takes three hours to arrive as if I could have made a 3-hour meal at home, but that's my city.
I'm good at it. I came to you because you are faster than that you can do it faster and I could have done it I could have made my wife ignore what I wanted to eat at home you are not okay I need you to listen to me that's why I came to your establishment sir please ignore me even Let me start with how much my wife ignores me. Write it. Can I make stories? Yeah, so when I drove across the country I stopped in Montana and I was there with some friends and we were there for a couple of days.
We went to this thing that's in the middle of Montana, like a fishtail, it was very small, so we drove 20 minutes and a half hour to a restaurant and it was the only one there and they served very specific and different types of elk and moose, and I was eating it at the time. and you know, we're at a table with like 8 9 10 people. I don't know a ton of people and there are all these modifications, everything is super specific and our waiter is very friendly, very nice, but we go around the table. and every thing you're ordering has like you know a sauce, a little sauce on the side, you know a different side, a drink and he makes them all at once, so each person likes it while you say what you would like eat. taking you know a couple of minutes each, we go around the table, we're doing this and he's just standing there saying, aha, okay, I got it and we all kinda think like he'll eventually pull out a piece of paper. writing something like it was a tiny restaurant and like there were just groups of two people everywhere around us and I was like okay and I was like, I know you're ranting to rant, but also like me.
I respect these people, they sure work in the service industry. Also if you're the type of waiter who does that, I'm not going to doubt your experience. I think maybe something could go wrong, but I also admire you in You hurry up right now, we're going around and I'm silent, like a little amazed because I would have realized 20 minutes into this or I would have said yes, sure. served totally, no matter what he felt, he walks. he walks away after everyone gives their order and all the guys at the table start laughing because they're like, "I'm probably going to be like a ketchup popsicle like there's absolutely no way he'd remember that" and they all said laughing and joking like not to be mean or something, but there's just no way, yeah, because it's such a small restaurant, this guy and he's like, I don't know, he's in his early 20s, he's a beautiful, charming, lively young man, amazed, like the perfect waiter can't wait to serve you and have a good time, he comes back and says, "I forgot how he said it, but it was so politely ambiguous that it was like, oh, okay, I just wanted to make sure I got it." ". everyone's order was correct and he, without batting an eye, looked at no one, literally looked at each person and said he was going to have the moose with werster type sauce sir and then and then pizza perfectly verbatim back to everyone's face, it was the most epic applause.
I've ever seen it in my life and all the kids liked it, their jaws dropped like it was incredible, it was the best thing that ever happened in the middle of nowhere and he met up with the whole table and it was crazy, it was crazy for every bad experience, I think. There was someone who did that and then something happened, which means naughty, there's something mind-blowing, oh God, it was amazing, it was the closest thing to what I mean, that's what people do who aren't good at it yet but They want to try it. that's their goal, they want to be that guy, he was so confident, yeah, he was so sick, it's great when people can do that because it's clearly a highly honed gift of skill, yeah, you've discovered that, yeah, and that makes such a difference, but yeah, that's a good story, it was amazing, okay, start, don't even get me started on the words, oh, don't even get me started, my paper receipt still exists, oh man, you were like go somewhere like me, I worked. in retail I worked in a tanning salon I worked in a bar like I work in places where appointments are made, receipts are kept properly and someone signs them, not just like I get receipts, but literal receipts, they all get thrown away like , what the hell why?
Are you Lee signing millions of little pieces of paper? I have an accountant why an argument against what waiters we always keep a cup of receipts just because if we were entering it as an invoice at the point of sale and we couldn't read the handwriting or maybe it was lostthe bill or something, we always had a backup receipt on the glass, so I think that was the only reason anyone should have a receipt, a paper receipt, why can't we do all this electronically in this moment? I don't know some bars don't exist yet it's not just bars it's literally everywhere what's up with CVS?
Yes, it's literally everywhere. Why can't we do all this electronically? A CVS is killing trees so quickly. Yes, they are single-handedly killing everyone in the world. trees, it's irresponsible, I agree, what about what happens when people say here's your change? Can they give you the receipt and then just drop all the chains on it so you're like you are now? I hate everything I have in my hand, I literally like it. Don't use cash for anything. That hasn't happened to me in seven years. Oh, you know, I use cash. I don't like being tracked. No, I don't use cash.
It's okay, but I even like it, why? Do we have paper receipts? Why can't we do all this electronically? Do you know what my favorite thing is? When I'm advanced, cerebral, and millennial enough to use Apple Pay, they'll still give me a paper receipt, that's what I'm saying. why I don't know, man, I don't know, you basically took this new system we developed and threw it up his ass, you do it, man, honor the receipt. I literally just shipped the tree.Here people, why do I need a paper receipt when I have an electronic receipt? I don't know, man, it's so dumb in case the world is ending and you want to make sure your boss gives you the money he owes you for leaving. to buy him a salad.
I wish I could tell you the last time I saved a receipt and then used it to return something. 99% of the time I return something it's an Amazon return where I say, "Okay, I'll send it." back you have all the data in your system or is it like Guitar Center where I have an account with them and I need to exchange it or something like they are fine, look for your account oh it's here BAM I'm not I'm going to keep a piece of paper always stupid . I just don't know why it exists. I'm sure there are many logical reasons, but for me personally I feel like it's a little silly.
Let me know in the comments. It's your turn, it's your turn, boy. hello yes I have a rock I don't even want to well no one is that good don't even get me started on the people who just go ahead and pet dogs or doors without asking or gauging the dog's interest. Can't. I'll even tell you how many times in the dark park and there are people, keep in mind that these are not just these are not just spectators these are not just ordinary civilians these are people who are dogs people with a group of dogs and they are paid to take care of them dogs that don't know how to be around other people's dogs, they don't know animal etiquette, there's only one lady that does it and I'm telling you like marbles, you must think this woman is the Wicked Witch of the West because of the way she that she comes to the marbles regularly, not once, but a lot of times, spreads her hands out like the Grinch and then walks towards him, reaching down while making those high-pitched noises about how cute he is and how he's losing his mind.
I'm afraid he's barking he's backing away he's digging his feet into his hair he's standing there standing there he's barking barking oh man, you literally get paid to be good with dogs and you're doing it like I've seen kids do it. Better dog manners because they were taught how to act around dogs, so I don't understand how there are people there, adult animals, really yes, but the dogs are the main focus. I don't understand how adults don't teach their children to dislike not doing it. that the dogs or animals that you like you measure the interest of the animals you can sit next to them you let them sniff you know that there are ways to do it that are comfortable for everyone I do not receive help as if parents cannot to teach their children that because there are kids who just handle animals like crazy and that always causes a bad situation, but not only that the adults themselves don't know how to interact well with pets, they are just oh boogy boogy as a friend.
What are you kidding? That's not a toy, regardless of whether that dog is going to bite or bite, that's what the dog hates. Do you mind? Don't even get me started, buddy, what would happen if a giant 40 foot Bigfoot showed up? at you and started touching your head very violently, would you like you to run away terrified for your life, that's what these dogs are, hello, have an idea of ​​what you also see from time to time on the news you see people who do what same. things to animals that are mind-blowing is like why do you do that like Oh, a guy lets you know hit by a ball or something because he's just out there pushing him and making fun of him and touching him, you deserve to do it, you know?
I listen to people who go to safari parks and go off the land, so I've been to places where you can drive your own car during the safari or whatever, and there are a lot of rules like don't feed the animals, period. don't open the window, don't try to give them food because they like it, they want your food, so they'll try to get more, yeah, and so on, it doesn't matter what the sign says, it doesn't matter all the things. that you like you actually sign a piece of paper that's like "I'm not going to be an idiot" you see the cars in front of you people like to roll down their windows giving out fries like all those online videos of people with a giraffe attached to them they come in through the window that's because people have conditioned them they break the rules they go in there they don't care because they think it's funny it's so we are the worst man people are the worst things that can happen to animals but then but so then the animals like lions and that's all great, there are a lot of them in Canada too or you can drive gently there and they have like real lions, they are like they don't walk, they roll down a window, they feed them and then The animal gets angry if you know, roll up the window and take away their food so they can start destroying your car as if they were ripping off your antenna.
There are people dying like this as if you were a woman, as if a lion's fee had taken her from you. Well, he didn't actually die, I think he just got up a lot, but still, those people have the audacity to try to sue that place or say you have to pay, my car was ruined, it's like you're feeding an animal, that? What are you doing, but are you that kind of people who really don't have the means to understand that an animal is their own being? They're like you're coming for me and that's why he's giving you a lot of clues about how I'm not doing it.
I want you to touch me or how I want your food or I like those kinds of things that people just refuse to acknowledge. It breaks my heart sometimes when marbles are forced to be the penis and they like marbles. Yes, he is a chihuahua, he is naturally aggressive, he is protective. I'm sure he's not aggressive, wait, he's, you know, he's protective and he can, he can snap because he's a chihuahua and if you want, get close to him, whatever he gives to people and other animals, he breaks boundaries, to Sometimes it breaks my heart. Look, it's like when people mistreat pit bulls and then the pit bulls are nasty and attack things, it's like, well, now you've put this dog in this horrible position and this is obviously to a much lesser degree when I'm talking about Marbles. like you put this dog in a position where you're mistreating him and it's like giving him these signals that are not pretty, his barking, right, it's not a happy scene, but you've created the situation, where now? it could just be like oh those aggressive dogs oh those barking dogs that's a nasty little chihuahua no you came at this dog the wrong way you didn't learn basic animal etiquette you're treating them like a toy instead of a living being real because you want to think they're cute and attack them with all kinds of weird body language that your parents never taught you, we're wrong, I just don't like it when people want to touch an animal, no matter if it's a pet, whether it's see outside like animals, she always gives you clear signals about whether or not she would like to be touched or that kind of thing and yeah it's awesome if it's a person's dog and you can talk to her and you can be Do you think it would be okay if I try caress?
Maybe you are having a conversation with them. I sure don't understand who taught these people to never bend down or let the animal smell you first. You know, if they don't have a problem, maybe don't just go ahead and give them one of these, like a scratch on a cooler, like something non-threatening, it's like people never learn to interact with their little pets. and we. During the two hours they have no feelings, they don't understand, they are just here to be petted by me because if someone with some money comes near the marbles and when they start to get too close to him, he does, he might growl their hair. he might get up, he might start walking away or, you know, try not to be in that situation, if the person gets too close, he might bark at them, yeah, and then he's never like that person when he sees that it's like that, do you think?
I could pet him because I'd say probably not, he's giving you all the signs like please don't touch me, you know it's nothing personal, I just don't know you and you're a giant. They are already coming towards me, they are the people who see all that, they ignore him, they still try to touch him, they don't tell me anything and they don't interact with him at all, they just want to touch him as if he doesn't want to be touched. She's telling you that he doesn't want to be touched, no personal family, just that he doesn't want to be touched, and neither do I when I'm out in the world, you know, yeah, it's so depressing that people can't understand that guy. guy, imagine. a person coming up to you and saying like that and then if you say wow man hey maybe don't touch me and they're like self defense my mind uses the same language yeah don't touch me even if we did ".
You don't speak the same language, you spoke French and I spoke English and you returned home; No, it's a change like don't touch me, yeah, oh man, do you want to do one more each? Don't even get me started on how dr. Phil is allowed to be this sexy, oh where do I start with this? He has great initiative, he has a big trunk full of a lot of junk, oh, he wears that fancy suit every day, oh, his feet are like a size 20, oh, his head. It's as bright as the top of the Chrysler Building.
Wow, that wasn't any reference, oh okay, sure, I don't know, it was him sitting in the highest chair, looking at me, dad, he's fixing people's lives for no financial gain just for the good. of his heart he wears rings the size of my car on his penis sausage fingers his mustache just won't give up and yeah, I just dream about it I don't know, you know, I don't think he should be allowed to be that sexy Yeah, he got married. I think about how married he is. Yeah, I don't think it's fair to the rest of us who don't have a fat dad.
Phil must look at everything how was that allowed how was that allowed oh and I'm supposed to keep my hands to myself Oh what does that look so sexy oh my god we just talked about this we didn't take into account the scenario where you run in the dr . You and Phil lose control of his body oh, I want a different one, we need a good one to finish. Now I'm just thinking about that mustache hmm okay if you couldn't tell Jenna wrote that card so some of these are the reasons we poop. and urinating in fresh water people who demand to have week-long birthday celebrations ye Bay still exists my room service prices are very expensive it's all very good to rant, but I think we should rant about why being tickled doesn't do any good survival advantage and it's stupid okay, ticklish, stupid, why are we ticklish? because if I deserve this, I could probably finish this by just googling it, but I wanted to, it's stupid, what if?
I don't have anything. I don't know what humans are doing, why are we ticklish? Animals are ticklish, no. I don't know, maybe it's a way of touching that is intimate, but not so intimate, intimate like sexual things, but also not threatening, like danger, so it's like a middle ground, like if they tackle you hard, yes, you are an attack tickling that's scary. He's so ticklish right under his head. I hate it, I hate it, but it's an aside for those in the documentary who were tickled because they like tickling. They know each other for money while I'm around.
Other than that, there is no purpose it serves. those guys tickle fetish those guys it was a career for us it's weird it's no good that's no good at all it's stupid tickling is stupid but from an evolutionary point of view like why would you develop to be ticklish on my tickles? I wish, man, I could raise my arms to the sky and everyone could do that under my arms and I wouldn't feel anything and I could leave myself alone because I'm lazy and I felt like you know, complain about it before I really realize it. let me Google it real quick why we are ticklish.
I am interested in this. I have no idea why we are ticklish. We can't bear it all by ourselves. This is because your brain takes your movement and intention into account when responding. to sensation and this reduces tickling we know that no one can tickle themselvesyou're crazy curious kids why we are tickled okay there are different types of tickling okay clickbait why don't you tell me why you would be tickled what scientists I used to think that 150 years ago a famous scientist named Charles Darwin thought that tickling was related to our sense of humor. He thought this because we laugh when we are tickled, when we are tickled, just as we laugh when we find something funny.
Scientists discovered that this is wrong because when we find something funny we laugh out of enjoyment, but many people don't like to be tickled, so when they laugh and smile they can't help it. Some scientists think it might be when we cry from cutting onions. like that type that type of response does not mean that you are sad other people have thought that tickling was a way to build a relationship between other people's brothers and sisters or a parent with their child scientists have discovered that this is not true , what's what and robots can tickle us, although this is quite difficult, also robots can tickle you, oh my goodness, okay, which we think could be the cause why we can't tickle ourselves , this is because your brain is fine, blah, blah, blah, your brain has to deal with a lot of information coming in all the time when that touches another person or something.
It is important to know. It could be a spider crawling on you. Okay, that's why it's not like having a tickling response invades that spider. This hasn't given me any information that I found useful, okay, this is straight from the Los Angeles Times, why are we so ticklish? Scientists Who Tickled Rats Offer Their Clipped Reading Response Says Honey, How Was Your Day? It sounds pretty good to grab apparently you can tickle it because the scientists did it because they tested it on rats, of course, let's pour rats, rats from the ground, personally I think it's like an intermediate stage between pleasure and combat flight they make me tickling is like somewhere in the middle that maybe I think I don't know, man, so leave it.
The gist of this is that it says that tickling could be a brain trick to get animals or humans to interact and play with each other, respectively. I still don't think it makes sense, from an evolutionary point of view, we were really going to find something clear. answer, they gave us the ability to tickle to encourage us to play with each other, dude, if anyone knows me, I don't want to be with them, I don't want to be their friend, I don't want to be around them. Don't trust them anymore I think I think when they have their hands free I don't like it in fact I've seen tickle fights go as far south as where this is violence there are times when we've been tickling each other and like Julian.
It's such a violent response to tickling that you almost kick me in the head like, like it really shakes, like how do we develop the ability to tickle and tickling that will bring anyone closer, that's one thing that I'm curious to see. What are they going to surpass us in the comments? No more tickling. Have you ever been tickled so much that you peed, urine tickled, no, but I've been tickled? They tickled me so much that I sweat and feel uncomfortable. and it's intimate and I don't like it and yes, as if my body is shaking with strange movements.
I don't like that the person tickling me doesn't like that, but they signed up for everything bad that this whole scenario is giving me. I'm sweating, you're sweating. Sorry, I'm just thinking, what if instead of laughing, the tickling made you feel like you were sweating profusely? Look through all your glands on that note. I'm going to have a tickle fight, not because I. You're going to get kicked in the head, you're going to break my nose, okay, you know, that's extreme, yeah, it's extreme to say, I'm going to break your nose, thank you, we're going to be on the podcast before you make me pee or sweat properly.
Concludes well if you don't like being tickled, well if you are tickled it sucks but at least you will be tickled while wearing underwear. Thanks everyone for watching, let us know in the comments how wrong we were about everything. these things and look for another podcast next week, don't tickle yourselves, it doesn't generate friendship, it generates enemy ship, yes, you.

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