Podcast #185 - Drunk Stories

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people, they're like babies, you have some keys hanging in front of him, so I just get up and say, hey, why don't you come in with me to listen to Rome behind me, making Jenna think she thinks that, like I'm now getting myself into a situation I don't need, yeah, were you? I just use 10 seconds later, Rome is there with me because he's like, hey, why don't we take you inside and she holds you up, you're holding her shoes up like she has a pair of boxing gloves, basically yeah, she's ready to go.

That's it, she leaves, don't talk to me and we're like okay. Yeah, why don't we go in? Come on, come on meanwhile, we all turned around because we like it as soon as the snack passed. I remember we were sitting and you're getting into them. Yeah, things are happening, so we. we turn around and we like we're all like frozen looking at it right so I like to get up and I'm like on the side of Rome and like on the other side of the woman just to be there but like we're all still like looking because no There's a lot of love to be done right, it's like what do we do at this point, well, I wander around and I was convincing her to come for the rest of us.

I was like we were all just. Like he was thinking that this man's wife was going to get in his face or that he was going to get in his face or that something bad was going to escalate, could he yeah, yeah, we all thought she was just going to fall. in the Fire like this is what we were mentally preparing for is that this woman is quite drunk. I'm afraid of her falling into the fire, but as soon as I saw that fall and wander on the same page as me, it's like this could escalate.

In many ways, there are a lot of people around here who just saw what this woman did, but we have to step up and take her inside and hurt her like two hotel security guards, basically, so she says if we don't He responds, he's doing things like Don. She didn't talk to me like I was really out of line, so she finally liked Rome and I convinced her that she liked Rome mainly at one point, she started looking at Rome saying, "It's okay, I trust you" and I was like " Okay, she's got what was awesome." You guys had her come into the lobby because the lobby bar, because as soon as that happened, I told Jeff, I think I told you I was going to get security, so he was already going to get security and I was impressed that he did.

We don't need security to keep her away from us guys, actually, by the time we opened the door to come in, security was already there and they said we'd take her and I was like, "Okay, buddy, so we could figure it out." to come back and then we talk to that guy and ask him do you know her? Like what just happened, well yeah, first he laughs and then it's like they made him file a police report and all that, so everyone we are still. Hanging out outside we like to laugh a lot about it, thank God everyone is fine.

That didn't escalate like nothing, it was just weird and apparently someone had talked to her and she was in town for a convention and here's the scary part. she hadn't been drinking at all, that's a scary part, she wasn't drunk, that's what they said, they talked to her and she claimed and they came to the conclusion that she had an internal key, right, that's scary because, What was she and how did she become? completely, yeah, what she had was like a mental breakdown or something like I don't know, she was at a lawyers convention, he's a sick lawyer, but it's scary, yeah, anyway, I thought and then I sent them to The guys, I said, "Hey." Like this will ever go to court like I know who you can call to be a lawyer.

Sorry, that was funny, that was funny, sighs, yeah, okay, wow, but what do you think could happen? He thinks you like him. took the wrong meds or Odede or did something weirder, yeah I mean my first reaction when I see someone who messed up is that they could be taking like a prescription drug and had a dream on the counter, yeah that's what which I thought, honestly, is still possible. you didn't have a drink right and that can happen or someone put a spike in his drink, yeah, that's a scary alternative, that's a scary alternative. Cheers, I mean, I have never, ever liked it, I don't know how anyone would know that. yes they've interacted with someone who's been jabbed or something like that, but I have no idea what her behavior would be like, it seems like it would be something like she's super me at any time like that, I'm out in the world.

I'm drinking or whatever, if I see a girl who's drunk and alone, I think someone needs to step in and say something, at least say something like, are you okay? Yeah, you've done it plenty of times, yeah, because my first reaction when I saw her stumble there is like at some point tonight I saw us walking away and she seems fine, she's fine, but I'm not leaving this area with her. alone in that state without talking to her and asking her if she needs help with anything, if there's anything, you know, can I help you remember your room number or where you need to go?

Do you know I can't, in good conscience, leave someone like that? As a woman, you know what I mean. I just can't, but she terrifies me that maybe something out of her control happened to her that night and then she was like she's crazy, it's not like she's never seen someone assault someone, just a lot times. The sadness lately was like that too, it was wild, but I'm like that too, that man was incredibly patient to not just stand up and get in his face and say oh, I mean, like slap me with your purse, like imagine if you weren't she. the drunk or the messy one, but the wife and someone came up to me super angry and just slapped me, that's when we went back to the outside world, like we sat down early, like wow I can't believe that just happened, I look over at Roman I mean, if someone did that to Julian, that woman is very patient, she would have fooled me like you had, what are you doing, why didn't you joke, it was like that happened to the university, she says, I would get my phone.

It was like, oh man, I was trying to think in my mind of other experiences I've had kind of like that, that was definitely one of the most tense, kind of silly and fun, yeah, you know, yeah, but those moments were like and the guy then, you know, after we all laughed a lot or whatever, expressed that he was really worried because this is how someone suddenly gets super angry, she punches him because we don't know why he stands up. and he gets mad at her and she pulls out a gun and shoots it right, you never know, yeah, and he likes the unpredictability of someone who has clearly lost the ability to make decisions long enough ago to be in your face like that, that's right.

It's intense, it's not, I guess the police came and got her after a while and she was walking in like the hotel values ​​were in everyone's face, man, yeah, that was crazy, I hope she's Well, honestly, because they arrested her, they dragged her away. They were asking her to kindly come or go outside to her room or whatever. She wasn't cooperating with anyone except Jenna in Rome, yes, but then yes, they had to arrest her. Apparently they let her be sent to a drunk tank or whatever. Well, yes, but I think. It's also because we weren't trying to get her to do anything more than just stand up and walk, unfortunately I guess I mean the more I think about it, the more I think she was probably high, it seems like the most likely outcome is great.

It's funny, can you imagine getting arrested because someone drugged you like it was an allele? I can only do the kinds of things that come down to those conventions. Yes, people like it anyway. I have a story I wanted to tell. It's not really long or really a story, but it's kind of tea, oh, it's tea. I'm a Parks and Rec fan, we know, and there's an actress on the show named Greta who heard the name she goes by, she's so funny and I love her on the show like I love everyone on that show, but as you know, she's funny , it has moments where it's very, very funny and I mean not three or four years ago, probably four or five years ago.

She was in a bar. She was on the sullen goat in Hollywood. It's a cool bar, it's definitely one of those Hollywood like bars, it's like poppin, it's cool or you just know it's fun, it gets pretty packed and we were there like a Friday or Saturday night and it was poppin, like There would be a lot of people dancing like Waves of people trying to get to the bar, it's like a normal weekend night in a bar full of people and all of a sudden I look at the bar and I think that's Rhetta, like I saw her sitting there with her friend, she was with her.

Her friend and I were like, oh, I was geeking out because I was like, you know, I think back then I watched the show a lot more than I do now, so I was like then, that's cool, so I like to log into my brain. I'm fine, she's there, maybe I can go buy her a photo or approach her to say hello or take a photo or whatever silly thing right where I am, maybe I could go interact and while I'm monitoring where she is or I like her , out of the corner of my eye, I see this.

I think it was like this guy and her girlfriend or some people came up to her and they were pretty drunk and wanted to buy her a drink, so they were like, "Hey." I like you and they just tried to give her the physical store and she was like, no, no, thank you, please, please, no, like, I don't want to, and I watched her basically say no to what they were trying to do. Offer her, which is fine, yes, that's normal, too, by the way, if you're trying to buy someone a chance, don't just hand it over and buy it, at least let them see the poor softie do it like that, so she says.

They were pretty drunk, she wouldn't say they were loud, but they were quiet, so she says no and I don't know anything about that interaction. It was like to me, oh that's what can go wrong if you interact in the wrong way with someone you're a fan of or whatever, like not knowing your heroes, I have something, so I went up anyway and said Hey, I just want to say, I'm like I'm a big fan of yours. work and she said thank you and I was all and that was it and I was like wow I shouldn't have said anything I'm stupid but she was clearly sitting there with a friend just not desperately wanting to be bothered in the slightest. like an environment prone to those types of situations, like why are you at a bar on the weekend sitting at the bar, like her responsibility to make sure you have a good experience with her, like she can go out and be cold to the people if she wants to, but I get your point that it's like you know it would be nice if someone you had the courage to come up to and say I'm a big fan if they said to you, thank you for saying that, really yeah, so just like kind of half way around, I totally agree with her decisions to go to that bar and say no to the photos and honestly, as I understand it, you just want to like having you, but yeah, she just didn't give it to you, it's like Thanks, okay? when we leave but I was my experience with Greta okay I don't care I don't care about the poster in front of her on the wall oh I had a red one you didn't have it I didn't tell Julian what I bet you could get a fatter one though, right, if you want, you probably can, if I don't have anything, right, it's just a sticker that goes on your wall, yeah, I'm Fathead, chill, yeah, you know, if I had that conversation, oh my god, it's probably better than rest assured because it is yours and Squarespace allows you to make it your home with all its wonderful templates, all its design elements that you can add in a very simplified way to your own website, blog, online store, whatever your domain is, It's yours, you can customize it exactly. how you like it and if you are afraid of creating a website because of coding and all the technical aspects.

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I turn around and Andrew and I are like crying and laughing because he can't believe he's not just making a fool of himself. and it's funny, but he's doing it right like with the police, the cops have to listen to these idiots singing to them and we're like, oh god, I was so funny and it's like he got arrested, it made our night because he wasn't doing anything wrong. . he was just singing, that was like the epitome of going somewhere that wasn't fun or really cool and doing it. It was really funny and stupid because that's what he did, but yeah, that was literally, I'll never listen to that song again and I won't.

I'll think about that story because it's such a fun story, such a fun night, it was also very passive. aggressive because we liked it, we didn't like Beverly Hills on the police show, so we didn't care. I'm sure they were invited back immediately. They met so many new friends we were. I used to have parties like that in college. because well in first softball we have a 48 hour drinking role so you can't drink within 48 hours before us before or after a game or practice when you practice way before so yeah that's not like after your game you just get drunk, yeah. no, no, but we couldn't do that ever, like all fall, we're playing in the winter, we go home for the holidays and you have to work out or even drink during the winter break, but like all season, it's like you know the first thing we would do is sit down and make our schedule and say here's the night we can have fun, here's the night we can have fun and all our games are doubleheaders so we'd play two games a day, but we would have very specific times where we could I like to drink and finally let loose, so we would have parties at our apartment and at the baseball house and there are always people coming up and you have no idea who you are, yeah, and also because we didn't have a campus.

We had just lived in the middle of Cambridge, every now and then a strange neighbor would come over and act like kids. I think we'd have to get one of our big, tall friends to say, "Excuse me, sir, you can't." being here it's like there are 21 year old girls here come out, what are you doing? You know, but we also had a problem, we had girls coming in and wanting to do drugs in our bathroom. Oh, what would you do for the people who? I'd like to come, yeah, we knew of a group of girls that were like honey, first of all, it's bad enough that we like to have a drink, you know what I mean, because we're student-athletes, we're not, no we did it. break any rules, but as you know what I mean, we also don't want to get caught drinking or partying, leaving the exact same life, but none of us on drugs like no okay, no you can't and they can be expelled ​​from dinner safely easily without asking questions, it's an illegal dispute across the board, so there was a group of girls who were hanging out with the baseball kids who we knew did cocaine and they had a four-bedroom apartment and when we organized parties, there is a bathroom, a toilet and then it was full of people so it would inevitably be closed all night, you can never go in there, go to the toilets and people try to pee outside and me as a friend, stop it, like who will come the police, they will stop peeing in our yard and it's weird, so we knew this group of girls would go in there because we've had a problem with them a couple of times where they went in there and After another party, my friend Ashley said: I think they did drugs in the bathroom, no way, no way, because we're cleaning up after you and she said, I think they were there because they were there for half an hour. four or five of them, yeah, more like banging on the door like people have to go to the bathroom, go out, what do you know, so the next day she was like, I'm pretty sure those girls were doing drugs in here and I'm like naive, super naive, but I don't like it at all, what do you mean?

I don't know anyone who does drugs, there's no way they wouldn't be allowed in my house, like people who do drugs were a sign on their forehead that they were like drugs, so my friend Ashley said okay, I have a plan and I was like, okay, I'm down, what's the plan? She said, let's put Vaseline on the back because there's no surface and there's shit like the sink. It's like a thing, there's no surface, the only surface is the back of the toilet and she was on top and she's like, let's put Vaseline on it, so if someone comes in here and tries to do drugs.

They're fine, so we covered the top of the toilet with Vaseline and later that night that group of girls I won't say her name, but she comes from a long line of last names that are very, yeah, me. I'll tell you, tell me, I understand the complaints, yes, yes, but she and all of her rich little friends walked in there like she wasn't kidding, five minutes later they stormed out of the bathroom and left the party. They were furious, they were screaming, they were screaming and we were all like Babbage, my friend Ashley was right, they were doing drugs, don't do drugs, kids don't go to someone's house that has a bathroom and stay there halfway through. one hour and drugs get out of here that's great that you like that you brought the law into your own hands well, it was Ashley, it was my friend Ashley, she did it mommy Ashley, the one I know well, yes, you met her, yes. she's cool, she's funny, sorry it's a good story, it's not really, but it's a good story if you're a young person who sometimes throws house parties where it's one of those things where friends invite to others or people show up that you don't know and you think someone is going to be doing drugs find a way to ruin their time and then they'll just walk away and you're not even being a narc I'm not an R I don't know what my brother looks like as a cop I thought I would have loved to call the police and tell them that whatever my brother was when we played golf the other day, my brother was wearing these aviator glasses and he has a mustache, now he looks like a straight cop, yeah, that seems accurate. with his mustache and his red beard well ladies we started the

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