Pissed Off Girlfriend | Gabriel Iglesias

I have to give him credit every time I'm wrong. She is very creative in the way that she approaches me. The last thing she does is that she doesn't want to deal with me face to face anymore. What she does is she finds one of the three dogs we have in the house and she starts having a full blown conversation with the dog telling the dog what I'm doing wrong as a man, you have to understand how demeaning this is to me, okay I have chihuahuas and you want to tell me two pounds of terror will take hold of me no no no and I'll tell you what happened guys I was actually innocent I was actually innocent I didn't do anything wrong but it looked bad i had three shows one night and after the third show i was exhausted so i lay on my back and fell asleep and woke up and four hours went by and i reached down and took out my phone my phone was still in my pocket and it was on silent mode and i look at the screen and the screen said 27 missed calls from i wonder who isn't a text in the world that's going to fix no phone call i'm going to make at 4 o'clock in the morning that's gonna to improve this I'm screwed s no matter what so i turned my phone off yeah look at all the girls that's what you really messed up.

I know you didn't know you could die twice. front door with flowers or trying to be older no I don't know I'm fine so I show up confident I come in I said baby let me explain what happened to me this weekend before you say anything and then she starts oh look who's here Bruno look who's here daddy's house now daddy wants to talk to us funny talk to bruno let me explain huh seriously you're not going to talk to me you're going to talk to the dog someone's getting frustrated huh kinda like we're frustrated when he didn't answer his phone yeah buddy dude she won't look at me she won't talk to me she continues to do this s for 10 minutes after 10 minutes she has me doing it bro now she thinks i'm making fun of her are you making fun of me now? our mom Haruna II shouldn't have played this game cause we can play it better huh yeah because I can make you talk back to me huh that's a downfall yes I can because you love me more a lava mom is crazy huh losses, come on, graduate. day