Pissed Off Girlfriend | Gabriel Iglesias

I have to give her credit every time I make a mistake, she is very creative in how she approaches me, the last thing she does is she doesn't want to deal with me face to face anymore, what she does is find one of the three dogs we have in the house and she will start having a whole conversation with the dog telling him what I am doing wrong as a man, you have to understand how degrading this is to me, okay I have chihuahuas and you want to tell me. two pounds of Terror will take over me no, no, no, and I'll tell you what happened, guys, I was actually innocent, I was actually innocent, I didn't do anything wrong, but it looked bad, I had three shows one night and then by the third show I was exhausted so I went in the back to lie down for a while and I fell asleep and I woke up and it was four hours later and I reached down and took out my phone, my phone was still in my pocket and it was on mode silent and I looked at the screen and the screen said 27 missed calls from I wonder who there isn't a text message in the world that's going to fix that there isn't a phone call I'm going to make 4 or The morning clock that's going to get better this.

I'm screwed no matter what, so I turned off my phone. Yeah, look at all the girls. That's what you really screwed up. I know I didn't know you could die twice, apparently. I can, so I come home guys, and I'm innocent, so I won't show up at the front door with flowers or trying to be grown up, no, no, I know I'm good, so I show up confident, I walk in, I said, honey , leave me. Just explain to me what happened to me this weekend before you say anything and then she starts, oh look who's here, Bruno, look who's here, daddy's home now, daddy wants to talk to us, talk funny to Bruno, Let me explain, uh, really, you're not going to talk to us.

Yo, you're going to talk to the dog, someone's getting frustrated, uh, kind of like we got frustrated when he didn't answer his phone, yeah, dude, she won't look at me, she won't talk to me, keep doing this for 10 minutes after 10 minutes she has me doing it bro, now she thinks I'm making fun of her, are you making fun of me now? I'm mad because now she's yelling in my face, so then I thought, oh shit, things were making fun of our Haruna. Mom shouldn't have played this game because we can play it better, eh, yeah, because I can make you answer me, eh, that's a fall.

Yes, I can because you love me more.