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Pissed Off Girlfriend | Gabriel Iglesias

Pissed Off Girlfriend | Gabriel Iglesias
I gotta give her credit anytime I mess up she is very creative on how she approaches me like the latest thing that she does is she no longer wants to deal with me face to face what she does is she will find one of the three dogs that we have in the house and she will start carrying a full-blown conversation with the dog telling the dog what I'm doing wrong as a man you have to understand how demeaning this is to me okay I own chihuahuas and you mean to tell me two pounds of Terror is gonna
pissed off girlfriend gabriel iglesias
take over at me no no no no and I'll tell you what happened you guys I was actually innocent I was actually innocent I didn't do anything bad but it looked bad I had three shows one night and after the third show I was exhausted so I go on the back to lay down for a little bit and I fell asleep and I woke up and it was four hours later and I reached down and I pull out my phone my phone was still in my pocket and it was in silent mode and I look at the screen and the screen said 27
missed calls from I wonder who there is not a text in the world it's gonna fix that there's not a phone call that I'm gonna make it 4 o'clock in the morning that's gonna make this better I'm screwed no matter what so I shut off my phone yeah look at all the girls are like that's what you really messed up I know I didn't know you could die twice apparently you can so I come home you guys and I'm innocent so I'm not showing up at the front door with flowers
pissed off girlfriend gabriel iglesias
or trying to be older no no I know I'm good so I show up confident I walk in I said baby let me just explain what happened to me this weekend before you say anything and then she starts oh look who's here Bruno look who's here daddy's home now daddy wants to talk to us funny talk to Bruno let me explain huh really you're not gonna talk to me you're gonna talk to the dog somebody is getting frustrated huh kind of like we were frustrated when he didn't pick up his phone
yes dude dude she will not look at me she will not talk to me she continues to do this for 10 minutes after 10 minutes she has me doing it bro now she thinks I'm making fun of her are you mocking me now I'm

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off because now she's screaming in my face so then I was like oh shoot things were mocking our Haruna mom II shouldn't have played this game because we can play it better huh yeah because I can make you talk back to me huh that's a tumble yes I can because you love
pissed off girlfriend gabriel iglesias
me more a lava mommy's crazy huh losses up come on graduate day