Pedro Pascal In A Terrible Game AdMar 22, 2023
What's up Greg? I didn't expect to make a video today, but I got so many DMS's about this situation that I had to stop what I was doing. I had to drop the very important things I was doing to sit down and make an emergency video this is an emergency video literally 90 of my DMs have dealt with this in the last two days so I had to come here and ask them Let everyone know that Fusion Mansion, the
gamewhose announcements I have made some videos. about Pedro Pascal in an advertisement. I'm making this video to let everyone know Pedro Pascal is a Mansion popup ad it's actually in two so you probably remember I did a video on this channel about merging mansion back in the day and then I actually did a second one on my second channel that probably not all of you have seen when they got kathy bates to play the live action version of granny in their ads if you don't know merge mansion is like this home gardening fixer.
gamewhere you inherit an old mansi in I think and you're kind of upgrading it and you're gardening and stuff like that, but also all the ads have this like a murder mystery element to them and I don't know if the game has that. I still refuse to play the game. I'm not going to play it. I don't want these ads to work on me. Okay, my mind is an impenetrable Fortress today. OK. I will not fall for these ads. I see ads like this where there is a company. i try something fun and exciting i try to shove his game down my throat and i say no i am not going to fall for this ad.
I'm gonna see a coke ad and then I'll drive to the gas station and do an impulse buy like a normal person anyway I'll show you the first of the ads now it's called a twisted game honestly I don't even know where starting the surface, you have this perfectly normal family, okay, so this announcement introduces a new character to the fusion. Mansion lore I'm a little familiar with, honestly, more familiar than I'd like, so what I know so far is Grandma murdered someone I can't figure out from the ads who he murdered and i don't think it's even answered in these ads honestly he murdered someone and then his granddaughter who is the youngest female character in this game it's like slowly discovering clues to what's going on now we have a
pascalhere and he's playing detective tim rockford and he's come to try and crack the case on the surface you've got this perfectly normal family young lady she grandma is apple pie usa a girl and grandma that's apple pie usa baby nothing more american than a girl and her grandma sorry europeans sorry for everyone everywhere else in the world i really dont know why i chose europe sorry for everyone except america you cant relate to apple pie or grannies we made up and like everything else in american culture it's starting to kill people please help it's like everyone is hiding something there's no one N or Smoking Gun just a bunch of knives look this is where I lose myself the whole ad is framed as a trailer for a movie or TV show that is not real where Pedro Pascal is trying to find out what is going on inside this house I am not sure what this lady is, I think it's like a true crime podcast so now we're not only looking into the case but we're also having someone comment on it and then you guys are also having someone comment on both of those things I like the element of True Crime podcast honestly adds a fun twist to it.
What confuses me the most is what do you mean by there being no body. No one. Can you explain to me what crime you are? trying to figure out if someone was murdered or not who it was just say it once in one of the adverts say who was murdered no smoking guns just lots of knives no murder weapons unfortunately only a ton of knives so unfortunately nothing suspicious found however just a weird obsession with knives and not kitchen knives these are knives being sold as weapons no body No Smoking Gun just a lot of knives the fact that she is like no smoking guns are just knives makes me think that by like no body she also means like we can't find a body, all we find is this super confusing skeleton.
I'm worried that people think I'm sponsored by merge mansion and I keep making videos about merge mansion. I'm not well. I'm not going to play this game. I'd be lying if I said my curiosity didn't peak at least a little bit with this announcement because I'm like who died, who died, and how they died. How come knives aren't evidence that knives are everywhere? They find them in all the services in this house. That's not evidence. It's the investigation to find out if there was a crime. Can you call 9-1-1 to say, hey, a crime happened, can you come and find out what it is?
I don't know, I feel like I've been the victim of some kind of injustice. I'm not sure. what but there are knives everywhere please come on that would be a crazy new genre of youtube videos. You've heard of BuzzFeed unresolved. it's called thinking like a grandma i was finally in but still couldn't put the pieces together what am i missing crime scene gun you're missing a crime i think i still couldn't put the pieces together what crime i was solving what am i doing here who is this girl in this granny what is my job to catch your granny you have to think like a granny oh okay that looks like evidence there is a pie boiling so maybe a crime was committed i admitted maybe someone was murdered and then the grandma made a pie out of it good old apple pie america you know you have a loving granddaughter killer grandma and grandpa pie nothing more american than that baby god bless america oh another thing you'll notice is kathy bates ain't grandma I don't know who that lady is anymore, but she's not Kathy Bates, so I guess they couldn't afford to hire Kathy Bates and Pedro Pascal at the same time, which would be a pretty crazy collaboration.
I guess it's probably not called a collaboration when it's like a movie or an ad, but this must be very confusing for the detective as well. He gets pictures of all the suspects and the grandmother looks like Kathy Bates and then she comes in and this is the grandmother. you have to figure out who you are shapeshifter what are you i think what grandma would do he doesn't know crime yet so he's saying what a granny would do what kind of crimes a big McKennitt would do tax evasion turning her husband into a pie maybe just they live in a small town where literally nothing happens, so he says, "I'll play her.
I'll put police tape on some old lady's house and stalk her. Sure what the hell, just try to figure out what crime she could have committed in her past that is also a cool little touch where it turns into the graphics of the video game at the end and this is an homage to one of the earlier ads that i covered in the first video anyways anyway some pretty crazy marketing people have been talking about this nonstop at least in my DMs and i've also seen people talking about it on twitter and also this ad from four days ago has 7.4 million views which is pretty crazy all their other Our ads have anywhere from 20 to 60,000 views so having our guy Pedro there really boosted the ad now a lot of the speech I've seen around this ad both on DMS and other people has said it has to have something suspicious.
How did they get Pedro Pascal? in his ad, how did this random shit game get Pedro Pascal in his ad? how can he can i afford an ad with Pedro Pascal in this day and age in this economy controversial opinion they just they make that much money even Candy Crush didn't have that kind of money what's going on Candy Crush sure had that much money and merge Mansion has too a lot of money dude, i don't hate to break it to you, but mobile games make a lot of money how much money does merge mansion currently make the game make over 10 million dollars per month from its players?
So far, the game has grossed over $160 million, making them $10 million a month. How much does Pedro Pascal earn? The Last of Us variety reported making 600K per episode so I hate to break it to you, but merge Mansion definitely has enough money to hire Pedro Pascal without being a money laundering scheme many people in the comments can attest to. pushing bu playing stuff but not enough to stop playing it so they make a lot of money off their players and I guess based on the 7 million views they got on that ad just posting it for free on youtube like they don't .
I even need to put it in the Super Bowl or something. I guess they will get a good return on any investment. I mean, he makes six hundred thousand dollars an episode of a television show. I guess they probably paid him less. than that for a minute long youtube video if you want a real conspiracy theory here's a real conspiracy guy for the last of us made 4.5 million my conspiracy is
pascalis actually a big fan of the merged mansion and while he made 4.5 million dollars from The Last of Us, he spent 4.6 million dollars on merge Mansion upgrades, he's in huge debt to merge Mansion with granny, maybe even, and when merge Mansion found out that Pedro Pascal is the owner of the account that owes them $4.6 million, they said.
Him and listen, we're going to eliminate all your debt for one tiny little commercial actually two tiny little commercials and what could Pedro say, but that's fine, I'll do it. I bet he took the job because it was fun. I bet he took the job because he was paid a ton of money, honestly I like that the only two theories people have is that this is a money line hobo scheme or he took it because it's fun. There is no way this game is going to make hundreds of millions of dollars. Hayden actor to play Danny Gonzalez is going to have a field day with this.
I mean they are right friend. I'm here having a field day. Thank you.
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