Our Bad Hairstyles

We have had many haircuts over the years and we are not proud of many of them I'm Elizabeth from Long Beach California let's talk about that mythical morning this is not a switchblade it's a comb that we turned into a fake razor I knew this episode was brought to you by the Smule creators of fantastic music apps for iPad and iPhone like mad pad. With this app you can take video and audio sequences of things that make sounds, then place them like a drum pad and you can mix your own beats based on the sounds and images you've recorded, it's pretty amazing, I bet that Matt is great, if I do say so myself, you said it yourself, not that you asked for it, thanks for watching, not just good morning mythical, but our latest and most recent music video my hair turns dot dot that's the name of the song the name of the YouTube video is my hair song so the song is titled something different than the title of the video it's a little confusing but it's YouTube and that's why you have to throw curveballs at people whenever possible, which which is not confusing is our expectation that you see it multiple times and thank you for sharing it with everyone you can, that's why we made a music video about my hair going up, links, hair falling out, you all know it.

That's how things work now, but did you know it wasn't always like this? When we take some photos from childhood and beyond, we begin to realize that we have cut our hair a lot over the years and you. We're going to enjoy this because we've had some bad ones. Yeah, we did a little digging, we dug up these photos, so let's start with you in elementary school. Yes, and this goes back to one of my first experiences in school. photos and as you can see I think at this point my mother was probably cutting my hair it's like it's just on my head it's totally natural there's nothing there's no conviction in the haircut it's just but this is just my head and this is my hair.

On top of that, a couple of years go by and then I think, "You know what I'm going to do." I'm going to separate it a little bit, but not too much. Sorry, just a little bit. And then there's definitely a product there, but. I'm going to keep the same shirt as you can see. I think you're like Dennis the Menace in grade school, you only used, you have like 20 of those that were your only ones. I don't think that's true because in the next picture I'm a year or two older and I'm wearing a white shirt.

Now you've done something pretty ambitious with the front of your hair. I remember the day I decided to do that. I was in the mirror looking at my hair and I just got the comb and I was like, you know, I'm just going to rub it a little bit and I used it for at least a year and you know what I bought my first girlfriend with that hair, ladies don't They could resist that little guy, okay? This is one of my first grade school photos here and I had something very similar to you, my hair was right on my head pointing down, cut at home and then boom boom boom it just cut right in the front.

I'm very happy that you do it. you're glad you're not looking at the camera either although you were going for the dramatic look, that's true. I guess when you're that age you're looking at the guy telling you to smile and you can't focus on anything and then Fast forward a few years and I got down on one knee, wore a Coca-Cola t-shirt and gave my hair an aggressive part. I mean, there's this product there and there's a lot of forehead showing, but you have a Coca-Cola t-shirt and I think you also have Coca-Cola pants, there's no way you even had a Coca-Cola uniform, everything I did, I did, It's called matching Rhett, it's called fashion sense, but your hair, your hair, was very, very slippery.

I think what I did was go too far, so then a few. Years later I overcorrected and appropriated the part, well it's actually gone, but at least it's going a little to the side, but there's a sort of oval shape to me. I guess you'd call those bangs if a kid in grade school can. I have bangs, I definitely did, fast forward Sue it's an awkward year to middle school now we have a picture of each of us and this is probably like 8th grade, let's go with 8th grade because I remember taking really awkward pictures at that time of my life, as you can see, my collar was too thin and my shirt was too big, so I buttoned the top button on my collar, but my hair list, we're talking about my hair, it had a short, hairy part, my head It really has no appeal. to this I don't know how I got a girlfriend right now, but I had one, he must even be embarrassed to be with me oh man, I'm embarrassed to be looking at him now I'm just comfortable laughing because mine is at least as awkward, if not more, I mean, look, look at this, the hair is the least of my worries in this photo, your hair looks pretty good, actually, everything is a little crooked, it's like someone grabbed the right side of my face and I would have pushed him. up right before the photo, but my hair is, you know, it's normal, it has the part.

I think you had achieved something that at the time was working quite well for you, although it's like someone was tickling me under the table and I. trying to act like I'm not sorry now this shot here is a FLL dance that happened at Christmas every year so I think this was probably sophomore year in high school first of all let me point out a couple things over you. You might know a few things about me, huh, the bowl cut you're sporting here was very popular at the time, your hair you probably don't know well, I guess you can't, it's shaved down to the corners of your head, so it's completely shaved. up to here and it's like a mushroom it's like your head is a nuclear explosion this was very stylish at the time now my haircut, on the other hand, your haircut is, I think it's just totally for efficiency, I think At this point I was cutting your hair with a clipper, we're not talking about facial hair, but I can't ignore the fact that you have a creepy, extremely weak mustache and goatee, sort of.

I'm not going to deny it, I look like I'm about to rob someone like I'm about to commit a crime, would you trust? I don't care that I'm in a tie and a bad tire than in a It's bad, you already know everything, but we had bad taste in suits, facial hair, and haircuts. I also have a pretty weak goatee and mustache and then a couple of years after prom, senior year in high school, now we didn't go to prom. together, but it basically looks like this, since yeah, that's how we operate properly, so we actually had days and they were women, what we would say is, hey, take pictures of us, just make this a photo shoot for us and let's shake it off. hands and lift one leg in the air now I see that not much had changed in my appearance except that I have gotten rid of the weak facial hair, you had strengthened your weak facial hair and had let the ball cut be almost like a level of Robin Hood.

You know, I'm saying that you sound like a theater student who could definitely quote something from Shakespeare, but you couldn't, and if you could hear yourself speak at that moment, how are you likely to be discouraged too? Let's shake hands and lift one leg. right, that'll be great, count to three, scuzz, I can't stand on one leg for long. Things changed a lot once we got together and started a band in high school, so this is a 4th of July performance outside at the Lillington 4th of. July Festival where we decided we would be called wax paper dogs, first of all we decided to make our hair red, white and blue.

This is our bleached hair phase and like all the big punk bands at the time we wore white t-shirts and khaki shorts. I love the fact that if you look closely at the crowd behind us, no one is looking at us properly. They are trying not to make eye contact. Everyone looks in the opposite direction. Later, when we went to college, this is like you. retain this is first year in college now we actually both kept the bleached hair look and but we can't find any pictures of me with bleached hair at the time, but Lincoln, you held onto it for a little longer than me.

You went back to the straight haircut, but you looked like another type of criminal look. I'm definitely about to do something wrong that the police won't be happy with. Well, next year, second year, the summer after our second year in college we spent the summer on separate projects, but the only thing we both did was we grew our hair in a little fluffy way. This is the seed of the fluffiness I have now. I see that Spira mentioned many things at the university. with my hair it was you who was making a statement and I think I look pretty good, this makes me think I should go back to the pouf, yeah I think he could work like that because it was fluffy on the sides too, that's how it was.

He was swollen all over. I remember when we decided to shave our heads, of course, that's also our roommate Greg and we were all too close to each other and we shaved our heads and we all looked horrible, yeah, I mean what were we? We're thinking about making ourselves look horrible. I think that's what we were thinking. We are towards the end of our university career and have become quite conservative. Now we also wear suits and hold hands. That's yet another dance of some kind. I do not do it. I even want to comment on these haircuts, there is just nothing memorable about them that make us poop.

This is actually a photo from my wedding and for some reason, the day before I got married, I made the unfortunate decision to completely shave my facial hair and get it buzzed. hair and then in this photo you made the unfortunate decision to look out a window, yeah, I mean, I think it looks pretty good. I think you're looking for your sense of style and then from there you know your hair got longer, my hair got longer. and you know since we made YouTube videos, well, I adapted to my hairstyle before you, but you caught up and did whatever you're doing now, well, it was a slow process, we hear. to the absolutely ridiculous level it is now, that's what happens with current haircuts in ten years we will see how we look now, I think I will especially look at how my hair looks now and embarrass you.

First of all, when I meet another guy who has hair like me, I think I don't want to talk to that guy, that guy, I mean, I'm not going to like this guy, I mean, look at his hair, but I still have that haircut. I have a haircut that indicates that I care too much about my hair but I still feel trapped in it because now it's like part of a logo, yeah I don't know where my hair will be, I think I'm I think I'll be back up very soon , maybe I should go back to the haircut or you should move forward, kind of reggae, well, I think what I'm going to do is get a haircut. and then I'll shave my entire beard off and rip off some of my beard and mustache to weaken it a lot, make it like a week, yeah, I'm going to go back to that, that sounds painful and I'm going to get earrings, I hope you learned something about us and don't be ashamed to still be associated with us, let's spin the wheel, here's the app, here's the app, as we're about to spin a wheel, in the episode figure.

Figure out what you are going to do with your hair and have some conviction about it. Don't hesitate in this ambiguous place where you don't know what's going on with him if you're going to separate him, separate him if he's going to leave. up stick it up if it's going to go down put it down express yourself and here's a little detail and the hair stands up video we have hidden annotations we want to reward you for watching mythical good morning being a loyal viewer giving you a clue as to where the three hidden annotations are there are at least three well , there are only three here is the clue for one the man with the tie there is only one man with a tie that video like that is your hand let's go in this video it has been nice to take a trip down memory lane look at our old

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now we are going to burn them all these photos, well, famous actor in fan, you'll be a generic famous actor, hey, hey, right?

I'm sure that famous good boy, good boy - OH, no, no contact, no contact. Kenny no eye contact can I keep my hands just look over here oh can I take my can can I get my demeanor take off I'm going out are you taken can I take a picture? I have I don't have my camera can We use your camera. Oh, okay, okay, I'll act like I'm taking a photo here. I feel uncomfortable with the child rate tomorrow.