Opa - Torsten Sträter

who still has grandparents like Torsten Sträter, I learned a lot from my grandfather. He believed that mathematically it made no sense to buy a ticket on the tram, that doesn't work. He always said that the ticket cost €4. So P gives the thumbs up to black roulette when we get caught, it costs €40, so from the eleventh trip we win, he is absolutely right, the chances were better than in roulette, we still got caught every time, soon the tide changes, Opera always said: the inspector usually responded that it is a serious crime, opera then You are also a crime like that, that was his method of responding to any type of statement, no matter what it was, for example, Opper, the table grill is broken, so are you. such a barbecue at the table was in the realm of complete humbug, but his response always had the desired effect and the conversation came to a complete standstill;

In any case, along with the fines, many things came together on line 38, which makes us think: Who was already paying almost €12,000 a year for the tram and outstanding fines? I said one day that he was getting stupid. Sooner or later they will put us on the boat for all the money we can get. you have flown in the helicopter, you are also a helicopter, said Oppa, yes, then everything is said, I said, grandfather nodded, everything was clear, I thought about the topic, how prophetic If the topic turns out to be tragic, no one could think of that.

Many times, after we got kicked out of the restaurant, we would go to the park together, Oppa said, come with me, you will learn something for life, well, that was totally something. again I said I followed him reluctantly a huge piece of grass looked at me seriously what there is to learn in life he started then hesitated suddenly he staggered Grandpa said I raised his arm as if he were volunteering for something and then he grabbed it. Saliva from his chest ran down her chin and then she just fell back for a moment. I froze, then pulled out my cell phone and WTE the emergency call.

Oppa was only breathing very shallowly. 4 minutes later I heard sirens and a few hundred ambulances stopped. Meters away I had already started to be as amateur as I was in panic oppas Cardiac massage men next to me strange hands opened the grandfather's shirt and for a moment the rescuers were surprised to see his tattoo there was a heart but in the style of a pretzel that a baker's apprentice who really wanted to become an excavator driver on the first day of training leans over him with Uschi crossed out next to it Geseler crossed out an asterisk next to it that he knew was marked by a footnote that he tattooed on butt and described what kind of scruffy women they were, complicated stuff anyway, a call from behind, we can't get through to the ambulance, yeah, so we'll call Christop, keep the circulation up.

Grandfather received injections, one of them. directly into the chest a little later he landed, raising leaves, a helicopter nearby they loaded the opera onto his stretcher then we took off the park disappeared beneath us he couldn't do that I didn't think with more than 70 ironies of fate, I thought about how I would have preferred to die on the tram, where everyone knew he was considered a Korife, he didn't deserve this. I grabbed Oppa's hand and whispered through tears the other day that he was talking about Opper and helicopters. now we are sitting on a Oppa opened his eyes, you are also a stool, he said, I stood up abruptly, they said, I turned to one of the paramedics, how expensive is transport like that here, around €12,000, he shouted in the noise of the rotors, I leaned towards grandpa, tell me.

You heard him, of course, he said everything was planned. If you roll over in the park, no car passes, they always send a repairman. Normally no one can pay for this, but the best thing is a flight with this and mathematically we can ride the tram for free all year round. Like I said, I learned. a lot of my grandfather and you can't use any of it