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Never Have I Ever w/ MY PARENTS *juicy* pt 2

Never Have I Ever w/ MY PARENTS *juicy* pt 2

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had a crush on my teacher my teachers are your teachers what's up dudes guys welcome back to the channel and we

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who are back for a second appearance yay give it up you guys love to

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video that we did with them we're gonna do a part two today hey you guys excited i'm excited oh yeah yeah got a little nervous before we get started you guys we just got a really fun new uh gadget that's been saving us so much time giving us more time to spend together and that is a robotic vacuum so thank you to robo rock for sending us that it's been a huge blessing my

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love it as well my

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love it yes let's go show them the vacuum you guys let's show them the terminator we are here with the robo rock s6 max v this thing has auto navigation twin cameras so it doesn't run over poopoo yeah so if you

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a dog it can detect your dog's pet waist it won't fall down the stairs it detects power power strips like it's the best robo rock makes a whole map of your house yep and we got the app right here pulled up i'm gonna tap right there and we can see our first floor then you get to name the room so that it knows like where to go you can just say clean the sitting room boop and it'll just go there because it knows your house it hasn't memorized and it also has infrared imaging so we can literally see in the dark so they can just run the vacuum in the night but house cleaner has night...
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vision okay the terminator the terminator guy so i'm gonna do is gonna tap on room i'm going to tap on entryway and then i'm going to click clean check it out look at that so it's using the cameras right now to see kind of where it's going the robot rock also has a multi-level mapping system so it can generate maps automatically of

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y level of your house so

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y floor can be clean the neat thing is you can set schedules sunday wednesday and friday so convenient i've got a no-go zone set up right here in the kitchen letting the vacuum know hey there's stairs right there okay so now we're gonna do a zone cleanup i put in a zone and the vacuum's going to now clean this zone the robo rock not only vacuums but it mops and you can adjust the suction power and the water volume for each room doing so much work so that abby and i can

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more time together and less time cleaning my

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house as a way to thank them for letting us stay with them while we're homeless okay we're back you guys make sure you check out our description we

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a link there you can get 50 off the robo rock this is my little brother josh or i guess he's not so little anymore but he's younger than me so he'll always be my little brother josh is gonna be asking us the

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questions so we

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no idea what the questions are none of us

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any clue what the questions are we

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great papers that say i

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not josh thank you...
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for doing the questions for us dude josh oh yay thank you for supporting our merch jock well without further ado let's get started and make sure you hit the like button and subscribe because we really appreciate the support you guys are awesome how do i get a little tattooed how many likes do we need for my dad to get a matching lip tattoos you guys know that we had these right yeah how many likes i want to see this thing blow up 75 000. 75 000 likes my dad will get a lip tattoo just like abby and i okay go ahead and start the video starting off with the first question

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yelled at my spouse oh three a few next question

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done something illegal go i don't think i i don't think i

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driven past the speed limit you

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asked for a water cup and gotten soda come on people that's not illegal he's getting soda in the water cup that is a little bit cool that's okay i also don't do that though i hate when people do that sorry i gotta change it i stole a rock when i was five that's messed up mom i almost didn't marry her because of that yeah oh god we

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a clean record okay next question

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gone partying without my

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knowing go wow that was a long time ago i don't think i

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we've

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done this and you guys did tell us about that what happened yeah which time for dad are you kidding me i was not that big of a partier but i did go out once a while i wasn't drinking in...
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high school but i went to parties and i might

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said that i was with my girlfriends but you lied i was with my girlfriends at the party ah okay but i was the designated driver i didn't really

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to my

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like let me go you know what i mean

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snuck out of the house go i'm so lame i

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n't i really i

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you switched yours dad you died you

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i don't think i needed to sneak out i just went yeah same i went places i probably shouldn't

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like during the day but you guys knew i was like going places though so it wasn't like riding your bike and having a journey okay let's not talk about that mom okay next question

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skipped class three two one go well actually one time i did skip school to go see avionics get to class so many times what are you talking about yeah i was thinking about high school in college i skipped class a good amount but i still did my homework you skipped abby oh college yeah i skipped in college did you guys skip class i said not but i bet you i probably did

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skipped one class in college

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i don't think so that's crazy

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tried to forge my

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signature three two one so i did this in grade school and i thought it was so slick trying to forge my dad's signature i wrote dad disgusted

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sent a dirty text to the wrong person what do you mean by a dirty text josh i want to be with you when...
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are gone okay yeah something like three two one i sent the dirty text to my wife and i

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got it wrong just double checked she likes it okay all right next question

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used a fig id oh no i

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n't yeah i had a fake id i listen you know like high school college unbelievable i know a lot of people do it we just are boring we are pretty tame did you to get in a bar or what yeah yeah back back when i was in uh college or it was easy to modify the ids you write dad on your id

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used someone else's toothbrush without telling them three two one go i feel like if i'm kissing this hot lady it's like i don't really care if i'm using your toothbrush or if you guys are close well i guess i'm using i'm sure i've used blitz before about it

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complimented my partner but didn't mean to go ouch matt you had you probably

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there's no way i'm the only one you've

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once asked dad like does this outfit look good and he's like oh i love it yeah did you lie about my outfit or what else i think just like your outfit yeah if you want to stay married tell her what she wants to hear great advice dad great advice i don't want that oh yeah you do

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had a crush on my teacher go oh no my teachers are your teachers oh my gosh it wasn't like a crush it was more of just like a oh i that that's an attractive teacher it wasn't like kindergarten i'm...
not answering that crap heck no i can't wait tell me no i'm not answering it you were looking up skirts in kindergarten no i was napping at nap time in kindergarten and my teacher teacher's walking around checking that were asleep and when she walked by me feel the air brush by you right so like i opened my eyes like is she walking by and i accidentally swallowed my teacher's skirt in kindergarten and i told my

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that the devil was in my heart because i felt so bad about it you're so pure and i died laughing i had to leave the room i asked them what color they were oh my god what i'm dealing with here so i asked if i could go to nap time with matthew dad

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found one of my significant other's friends go maybe maybe the word hot isn't what we're going for we're staying attractive what is the word and it's not like this is like an ongoing thing to just say oh i've

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thought one of my wife's friends was attractive that's a lie you guys you're trying to get down the hole i think all you guys are lying too no i'm not lying next question josh wait it's safer for me to fight in public that way she won't kill me just cool it in my bloodstream you know she killed me

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seen my mom or dad naked three oh one two one go for sure yes oh i've seen yeah i've seen my dad walks around like you need to s

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john enough i know if you

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n't already hit like for my dad to...
get a lip tattoo do it right now because like he'll actually do it we just need 75 he really will he really will

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n't yet click the subscribe button it is free and you can always change your mind thank you josh dude merchandise get yours

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pooped in the forest while i was hiking three two one go no no yeah bro i

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it would

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to be an emergency abby's peed though

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yone's feeding the forest i was like oh well i got to experience your first time you were you were freaking out you're like oh my gosh well it was covered in snow but she did it yeah there would be so many things i would do before i would poop in a forest i pooped in a lake before that was pretty cool i think others saw it too oh i

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found something i shouldn't

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or child's room what did you find abby christmas presents oh i thought you were gonna say something else i thought you were gonna say a condom in the trash can oh my gosh i don't know if it was me or caleb but somebody saw a box of them in your guy's room at one point gross right but it was probably a full box i

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got you guys i remember finding diaries you know you're not supposed to find but having to read a little find or search the singer found was a lunch box underneath josh's bed open it up we do not need to talk about this lines went

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ywhere no maggots oh maggots

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ywhere i threw the whole thing out in the trash what

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peed...
in the shower i've even done that all the time

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you been in someone else's shower i don't do that currently and the fact that you still do that is oh that's funny in our shower heavy no not your shower oh

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crashed a car i really oh would you look at that oh ding ding ding ding ding if you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk

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been to the club one go what do you mean i did that

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y weekend back in the day in the day were you taking shots no off of you can

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fun just dancing i don't believe it i've only been in the club once and it was fun and abby went without me one time at the club and she danced with another guy we're over it it's okay yeah and before marriage that was before we were there you go it was freshman year it wasn't like that you're describing it like something and then she gave him her number and then i texted him hey heard that you got to dance with my girlfriend tonight if you need a place to stay because he was asking to sleep at home oh my god if you need a place to stay you're welcome to stay with me buddy and he

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texted me back i wonder why abby was too scared to say no to a guy asking for a number she told me about it all she wasn't like trying to hide me no i wasn't

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walked in on somebody oh doing it dude no oh okay oh my gosh who did you no i'm gonna talk about it your

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or at school friend of mine apartment was it...
your apartment or their apartment our apartment and your bed no i remember your one roommate would lay naked on your couch all the time i had a roommate that would lay naked in our house too and we would walk in and he's laying there naked oh man that's weird i had a friend he walked in on his roommate oh and he still went in and got his backpack because he had homework oh my god shared room oh my god did your person know you walked in on him you didn't go in and get your homework done no i stayed and studied last question drumroll please

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bitten my brother in a homemade jesus reenactment play three two one go i saw the like the movie the passion of the christ when i was a kid i decided that i wanted to put on production myself and what any other kid would do i got in my underwear and had my tiny whitey whities i had my brother play the roman soldier the roman soldier wasn't saying his lines correctly so you know jesus did what he would normally do he came off the cross he bit the roman soldier and he went back to the cross and that was the end of the show well dudes this was fun thank you make sure you hit the like button so that we can get my dad tatted up just like abby and i yeah that is so funny watching lip tattoos nice job with my dad oh my mom's saying nope get him hit the like button he's old as always like and subscribe we'll see you guys in the next one i'm a simple man