Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, and Alan Arkin Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED

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I started acting in school when I was 10 years old. Rex was here, wait. a minute and I played Noodle who is the father of the ugly sisters in Cinderella and I laughed because my flies were undone and I started acting based on the laughter. When did Michael Caine forget his lines? I have never forgotten. lines you were never forgotten oh I have a memory like a computer what happened is I should I was going to read the question I don't Wendy my train says my name is I never said it was invented by Peter Sellers when Michael Caine died I haven't been to some, yes, but I have died in several reviews and in quite a few photos, but I remember that India Michael Payne once paid equal or a whistle as an equalizer.

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