MORE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Squad Vlogs)

Yo Keith, just learn to drive so you can understand that. I just want you to show me what your agent is, when I ask you, it's agency. Hello, we are playing

cards

against

humanity

. You know how it goes, everyone gets ten

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around one person. two cards, receive a black card, have a question or a sentence to fill in the blanks. Everyone leaves the card white that they think answers best and then the best card wins. Well, guys, the first of five black cards wins the game. The last time I pooped is the first letters, when did you poop? 10 minutes ago, what are you serious about here for the last 10 minutes?

I shit on the chair, you shit, yes you did, it's okay because the first letters are again. Oh, Olivia, I'm coming for you, okay, let's press these cards, okay, I want to tell you something, too bad, you're a great price, what kind of meat we're off to a great start, ok, done, ok, blink, high five , bro, Blake, high five, blue face, baby. a black guy high five bro the entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir high five bro Barack Obama high five bro women's suffrage high five bro oh my god lumberjack fantasies high five bro don't you seem very impressed yeah whatever hahahaha I said: we are leaving? yeah I am I'm going to go with Barack Obama yeah oh so Trey is going to lead right now.

Nice, Barack Obama does that and puts you in the lead. I drink to forget blank get personal with this one oh man I want to make this smart but I don't think so. People will understand, but I'm smart, so thank you, well, you're full of humility, she bless you, okay, I drink to forget my sex life, someone got personal, I drink to forget Aash's wit, oh, okay, okay, man, how was that? one just lands in his hands I drink to forget an Oedipus complex I drink to forget to masturbate in a puddle of idiot children I drink to forget to masturbate in a puddle of children card so what do you like to do in your free time masturbate? in a puddle of children's tears, so it's between the wit of ashes and my sex life.

I'm going to say my sex life, what don't you want to find in your kung pao chicken? Okay, another Nixon, open an issue, mix it all up, come on, Noah. Sorry, I'm thinking, what don't you want to put in your red dr kung pao chicken? model of the king well, that is beautiful, Africans, you are doing this because you know your audience very well. African kids, uh, Lady Gaga, random old Japanese man. I'm a racist so I'll go with my people, African kids or the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther, these are things you don't want to find in your chicken.

I don't want to buy much from Mellie. Thanks gaga, she's weird or kinda held back by a japanese man. I'm going to look like a bad person either way, that's the point. of this whole game, isn't it? I mean, it's like the waiter came up and said, "Okay, I'm really sorry, but you want Reverend Martin Luther King or some African kids on your chicken." Oh, I don't know, yeah. I don't want African children in my mouth Kenpachi Wow I get by with a little help from my blank space I'm getting weird with this we are your glove this is real life I get by with a little help from vehicular manslaughter Wow I get by Fix it with a little help from Asians who aren't good at math.

I enjoy a little help from bad life decisions. I get by with a little help from a micropenis, ah, the macropolis crominus. I always say things around here. What I like is that this one doesn't imply that it's mine Oh, like a deer following me, okay, I don't get help from a micropenis, bad life choices, that's true, but I feel like vehicular manslaughter helps a lot

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. Oh, go be a murderer. man, play it slow, the audience, what did the US air throw at the children of Afghanistan? air-dried peasant like the phone or like these, they're not things parachuted down to the kids, a massive instant, I'm a mentor, but he's got an airdrop on the phone, okey dokey okey dokey, what did he do?

US hair loss Afghanistan children attractive people very no no those are the same values ​​people on fire US Air Dr. Chillip's gift is on the Big Bang so this began. I just want to know. I just like to think of the show as if it just ended. It will be good. Get it. Is there a big bag of magic beans? Well, finally, America would drop two children. kissed and David Bowie flying on a tiger made of lightning people have guests so we wonder what they need they need food they need America's number one comedy you're an idiot can you imagine them sending a relief box? and only a DVD of Percy, who is a big baby, no Blu-ray player, no, Kevin.

Oh honestly, I think Abed Matvey, boo, alternative medicine is now embracing the healing powers of man. I hate it when you pull out the card that would have worked, oh yeah. It's always happened, spare my life, okay, okay, alternative medicine. I am competing with the healing powers of the good path. Oh no, look, that doesn't work. from you, lawyer, idiot, let's move on to the next court date, alternative medicine is now raising the healing powers of the brain, a brain tumor, oh no man who makes God into medicine is not embracing the healing powers from Barney and going to UM. a bit of medicine now competes with the healing powers of drinking from the toilet and eating well, you've got a tough one, I mean it's somewhere between a road and getting off the toilet and eating rubbish, like both are really adequate, honestly, if we liked the More like Oh, like the logical thought you're putting into this, the funnier it is because they're both ridiculous.

You know, the thing about Roadhead is that not everyone gets Roadhead and the chances of someone biting your dick are very high, no, actually. It happened before, oh you see, I don't know, yeah, what did I do? No, I watched television. Now we go back to biting cocks. I think drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage is mine. Why was Rob Bagg Artie walking away? It was necessary, well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with guys in white, we have to up our game. I'm already straight, it was really doing us good.

I hope you like to enjoy mine a lot. I'm going to do it for real. I'm going to savor this one, okay, we've got them all right, if you'll excuse me gentlemen, I have a date with friction. Hello, well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have an appointment with Judge Judy. I like to think. that I'm like getting divorced well this is too real well if you'll excuse me gentlemen I have a date with dying that hurts good if you'll excuse me gentlemen I have a date with drowning the kids in the bathtub oh I have to give it friction so that the new Chevy Tahoe with the power be a place to take blank wherever you go, try to beat me guys I need one

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card, who doesn't?

It's Olivia Park. Damn, the new Chevy Tahoe with the power and space to take. bits of dead hitchhikers everywhere you go works well uh the new Chevy Tahoe with the power it's nice to take grandma wherever you go that's nice that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside out like that I like that the new Chevy trailer with the power of space to take balls, everyone really has balls, last but not least a new Chevy Tahoe, what is the power of space to take a sea of ​​trouble wherever they go, these are some cards really well, guys, oh, so I'm a depressed person right now, so I'm going to see the problems, which gives me uncontrollable gas.

I'm getting the throwaway card, ah, I just picked the car that would have worked, giving me uncontrollable gas, the trail of tears, oh that idiot, stop, no Manmeet made me, I love it. That, my black ass, oh, why is it your shame to throw it away?, oh, that's not a throwaway card inside any yogurt commercial, that's Activia, yeah, funny. I'm going to demand myself. I thought I was making you win, oh my God, you all want to pick him, no. What is good for the absolutely crazy? Nothing says kick the war. What's good for Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Yes. Oh, fear itself, that is. Oh, war. What is good for my micro pig who is wearing a tiny Frank coat and booties but is a dark pig? Oh boy. I was good for a most disgusting murder, wow, that's real, real, real life, it's a close call between a most disgusting murder, a micro pig with a little break or cool loot and fear itself. I'm going to say a micro pig using it, yeah, right now at the Smithsonian and interactive an interactive exhibit on I've actually been in this business, yeah, yeah, it's cool, it would be um things, now with the Smithsonian's interactive exhibit on a thermonuclear thermonuclear detonation, whoo, oh, just in a bomb that's interactive, okay, now this.

It's a Smithsonian an interactive exhibit about this year's mass shooting someone walked in there oh I felt like his name was George the thing is it's interactive so it's almost like I gotta wash look oh my gosh it keeps moving oh. that's great Now you're an interactive exhibit about my vagina. This is a very interesting interactive exhibit about being an outcast. Oh no, we're going to give it to Shane. Let me help you shine on this one. How do you know which one is yours? Yours is my vagina. It has to be, he doesn't reason just because it was with speed, I mean, or with his hands, it could be this, here is a math session, it could be this horrible, okay, I'm going to continue being an outcast, you found out it was a man and So you didn't choose, no guys, no, so I work for myself now before the games are not over yet when I'm a billionaire.

I will erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate the car team in white. When I'm a billionaire I'll read. a 50 foot statue to commemorate a bitch slap, if I got this one I could, when I'm a billionaire, I'll erect a 50 foot statue to commemorate geese, but I'm a billionaire, I'll erect a 50 foot statue to commemorate nature. male enhancement Oh, idiot, when I'm a billionaire I'll erect a 50 foot statue to commemorate being an idiot to children. Sorry, I have to go with the geese next on espn2, the cheesy world series, about what you know I'm trying. to win oh yeah this room is fine this could be let's see next on espn2 the world series of child beauty pageants next on espn2 the world series of underground thrills Brook oh my goodness the key is they have to get to the goal without you realizing the following on espn2 the world series of giving 110 percent that doesn't have to be Linda.

I just like to imagine they're like oh if you can do it, yeah I'll do it next on espn2 the world series of an ugly face. I don't know where I'm going with this, let's do the Underground Railroad acceptance or the acceptance speech. Oh, great acceptance speech, just an important kiss, doesn't it mean thank you everyone. I want to thank Olivia for checking in today. She loved everyone. us who like to try don't you want to thank Keith who's been there for me and I want to thank Courtney for trying to kiss me you didn't thank me oh I want to pretend to Shane for having a shirt I can see through just a little bit , thanks for watching, please play with us.

I hope you enjoyed it and I posted it, so should we play it again or we want to play a different game, something new, we should play this game like in Church. Some of you heard it, friends, we are going to play cards against

humanity

in the church next time see you there, bye, I want to push for me, don't push for you, are you ready? Yes, on your mark, come on, car, get ready.