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*MOANA* is crazy UNDERRATED

*MOANA* is crazy UNDERRATED
hello troublemakers welcome back to another movie commentary monday i sat down thinking that the uh the final after movie was out apparently it's going to theaters first before coming to streaming made me start to think there are people who are gonna go pay money at a theater for theater experience to watch hardin on a big screen when i see hearted on a small screen i get angry if i if he's big i don't know i feel like my my rage would also escalate with his size it's probably a blessing in disguise that that the after movie is not out yet it gives me a little bit more time i have a feeling that when i watch that movie i'm gonna go insane so i have a little bit of time with my sanity left that's nice so instead of after we're gonna watch a movie that i think is closest in plot to the after series which is uh

moana

of course i just assume there's gonna be a controlling very angry british ex-boyfriend i'd be very surprised if you don't see at least one angry british character here

moana

moana

sing along guys my energy's a little bit lower today but i feel like we could escalate the energy with a little singing along let's watch the sing-along until we get sick of my voice i really don't know anything about this plot what did i watch what did i watch i disney disney space bar should always be paws always always i just watched something recently and i guessed everything and people are like oh you've seen this before shut up...
moana is crazy underrated
i'm just good at guessing all right i'm gonna guess the whole plot there's gonna be a an abusive british boy in this movie watch oh he's seen it before no i just i have a sense i have a radar for hardens in the beginning in the beginning there was only ocean oceans yeah till the mother island emerged her heart held the greatest power it could create life itself some began to seek te fiti's art he was a warrior a trickster why lizards in boston shape shifter who could change listen just real quick here if you have the power to change into anything and you at any point in your life choose to turn into an insect you should have your powers revoked insects are like the grossest things why do insects exist at all at no point have i ever seen an insect in my life and been like you're useful you're a pleasure to look at never once this is a weird rant i listen i don't know who i'm connecting with here why do insects exist i don't want to hear the ecosystem we'll figure it out we can exist without insects i didn't realize this is my hill that i'm dying on today but oh god there were kids when we were young who would just like collect bugs butterflies oh that was the worst projects you had to like collect butterflies and then you'd poke pins into their wings and then you'd show it off to class i swear to god some schools were turning us into serial killers maybe that's how they scoped us out maybe that's like in the...
moana is crazy underrated
manual it's like hey any kids who are like super into catching bugs and then pinning them to a board and showing them off we're gonna put them on a list for the fbi later on was maui maui okay so we stole this gem which is the heart of all living things and especially this i island how he turns into a bird but then still keeps his hair like that bird's got some sick ass locks i was confronted by another who saw the heart oh no a lava monster i just realized i should just start making kids content oh the lava monster what's he gonna do kids i'm gonna start drops of f-bombs to bring the adults back into the room speaking of adults i am one hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on no i'm not i'm one of you i'm 20. oh my god i almost started thinking about like insurance in a 401k plan but then i put my nose right in and i'm like nope i'm not there yet in my life charge that up guys oh my goodness and his magical fishhook the heart will be found okay find maui to restore te fiti's heart and save us all you know what they're making it too obvious like this is probably

moana

i would love it though if this was like just some kid that got killed off and then

moana

was like behind her like the camera shifted and was like

moana

was like oh boring i don't want to be a part of this and then she gets drug into it no one goes outside the wreath is paradise who would want to go anywhere else i mean he has a point look at this idyllic scene...
moana is crazy underrated
side setting you know what happened is i got in i said idyllic and i was like good word i started patting myself on the back before i finished a sentence and i forgot to finish the sentence with a strong word oh uh-oh that's ominous black birds oh we get a drone a baby oh no ain't no way ain't no way wow this is such a helpful child i think most children probably would have like beat the turtle to death oh my god wait where when does the sing-along start i want to start singing baby oh my god is the water pulling this baby into a trap it's gonna drown this kid this is a

moana

this is just some kid that's gonna die it's gonna drown her oh no it's sentient okay oh my god

moana

come on all right they named her that's

moana

so she can't die yet maybe later should i show this i've had this saved on my computer forever it's so funny this was like like months and months ago someone posted this comment and i screenshotted it and i just kept it i just keep it and i look at it from time to time i am sending this to you dylan what the is wrong with you i have never seen anyone spout such constant wish for death and you know what it's actually disturbing and you even have the gall to say what's the point of a movie if no one's gonna die which is a valid point i might add movies have plenty of point without people dying all right we'll just i will agree to disagree that you know just start calling for death the moment a...
character upsets you or becomes unlikable like i usually wait until they're too despicable for words so oh so you have a barometer yourself where you're wishing for death i just get there faster i argue it's like a sprint the one that gets there first is the winner half the words out of your mouth are i hope he or she dies you're not wrong i really convinced your kind of a sick psychopath and potential you've got really serious malice issues and you need help what's funny is i think you might be right so let's go back to watching this kiss movie listen if disney does not fix their space bar issues space bars shouldn't be i might i might be sick in the head because this is in my head i have murder fantasies due to this make way

moana

one last time you knew everything i feel like make is such an easy word to rhyme we shared everything we make we something something give and take i don't know there's something there but then he's just like we shared everything we make we weave baskets there's a better line that you could have put there we're gonna have a huge coconut metaphor in this movie they use each part like there's gonna she's gonna look at a coconut later in this movie and be like i could be a coconut metaphoric clean this right away and leave our baskets the undertow and the way the water is mischievous i like how it misbehaves grandma's got bars one more time baby i like to dance with the water you like to...
do that huh when the weight is oh grandma's got bars grandma's kind of a guilt too listen am i saying anything that we're not all thinking i've wanted to bring you here from the moment you opened your eyes this is a sacred place all right it's a sacred place i suspect in something a little more extravagant there's like six rocks stacked on top of each other disney fix your look at this look at this look at this i wanted to bring you here since you were a kid to the flat rock stack it's a special place where you think about how each one of us are like the rocks of this island yeah i don't know the metaphor there's some metaphor there will come a time and you will stand on this peak and place a stone on this mountain oh so each of the chiefs put a stone on top well that's cool i was roasting the hell out of this listen i would listen i was worse than the hell out of that that's a cool tradition all right i'm looking for jokes here though this is a comedy because this video is a comedy i'm going to talk about wanting to bang the grandma is there any truth to that of course not whole island higher i'll have my people to guide me guide them together oh together and find happiness right right here right here oh wait did that did that pig just play the trombone oh i hate me that would that was an instrument hey watch watch this i'm gonna hit i'm gonna hit play i'm gonna hit the spacebar it's gonna play one...
frame and then pause again ready it's just trying to make me look stupid it knew i said that watch me i'm gonna do it again what did i say so i got him disney disney disney sometimes our strengths lie beneath the surface the chicken just ate a rock we should clear the diseased trees and we will start a new grove there thanks

moana

she's doing great all she said was like hey just go plant some over there wow what an intelligent chief we're gonna have over there like right there i never considered that i never even looked in that direction in my entire life oh she's gonna do great as chief showing us where to put it's like a random generator our traps in the east lagoon they're pulling up less and less fish rotate the fishing grounds uh we have we will fish the far side of the island we tried looks like she's kind of failing let's plant some stuff over there wow brilliant never thought of that this girl's a genius hey we're not catching fish maybe we should fish somewhere else oh we tried that dummy we're seeing the both sides now we're seeing the side where she's super intelligent and we're seeing where she's not up to snuff right yet it's right now oh my god why was finishing that sentence so hard my sentences just run out of steam from time to time windward side no fish the coconuts are dying it's time for a journey girl no one goes beyond the reef instead of endangering our people so you can run right...
back to the water no one goes beyond the reef he's got a history he knows something he was you oh the back story backstory okay he took a canoe

moana

oh he crossed his friend is gonna die 100 his best friend begged to be on that boat your dad couldn't save him hey anonym quick question for you did the story just get better the chief's friend just died his best friend i feel more connected to the chief now that's weird someone died and it tells the story oh hmm seems like death was kind of a good story choice i've been i'm never really knowing why i could be the perfect daughter no matter how hard i try oh there's gonna be a banger in it she's not going to add that rock it's too early that's the final shot yep nope she didn't put the rock on top nice that's cool we had the backstory of the the dad went out on a raft with his best friend and the storm swallowed him up killed his best friend she is now going out on a raft with a pig i'm listen we got a little human death a little pig death on top of that i don't just add it start stacking it cute little pig i'm down look at that pig is happy a little too happy no you place pig here oh i thought that was the start of the adventure oh my god the pig oh damn it oh that's the biggest injury she hit her back hard i'm i wouldn't be surprised she had a concussion like she slammed into the bottom of the ocean there are you gonna tell dad i'm his mom i...
don't have to tell him anything a little grandma with some power i like you it's not your authority girl when i die i'm going to come back as one of these i'm the village

crazy

lady that's my job you know what they say about the

crazy

ones who are you meant to be bang the drop and find out bang the drum and find out oh why would you seal this place up it's amazing you know i was thinking she got shaved armpits if you're an island people are you shaving your pits not that we need to do hyper realism but i'm just thinking like we're island societies were they kid-shaping kind of people i feel like that sort of grooming only happened kind of more in like 19th 20th century i don't know enough about armpit hair the history of it not that it matters in any way i'm just curious oh this is going to be a spectacular show some magical elements are going to fire off it's like what are we doing what are we doing oh so this is the past where's my sing-along oh these are settlers oh so they're all ex they're exploring people we were voyagers yeah we were voyagers so the dad is just traumatized and now he's taking his trauma out on everybody i'm happy she heard the story of her people and now she's been enlightened it's not cool when stuff like this is suppressed people need to hear the stories which is why i think you should sign up for audible today's sponsor this video is sponsored by audible have you guys...
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though is you get 30 days access to the plus catalog that has audible's on demand listens for members if you've listened to me talk about audible all these times and you still haven't signed up what are you doing audible.com dylan is in trouble sign up thank you audible for sponsoring this video when he stole from the mother island the car awoke oh monsters lurked and boats stopped coming back uh so taking the heart of the island now the monsters are more emboldened so i started attacking the ships and the people to protect our people the ancient chiefs forbid voyaging okay listen for as weird as my jokes are gonna be and have been i still want to follow the plot we will find a way to stop the darkness oh what are you doing girl huge canoes your dad's...
not gonna get on board we can voyage again what are you doing i should have burned those boats along long time ago no this is just a rock no grandma it's your mother what does she do is she okay she went somewhere without her cane oh no not the gilf why the heart of this they really rushed to this part i was thinking it was taking a little while to set up the plot in the journey but now they're just like reveal the history grandma's knocked out dying like they are pushing through this now and no time to waste she's on she's on her journey now oh supportive mom love you mom i think the grandma's gonna get saved which warms my heart see i don't always wish for death anonym okay sometimes i want people to survive specifically if they're hot grandmas i mean just if they're grandmas oh damn taking off in the middle of the night that's frightening oh i guess the morning's here oh it's going to be the pig and the rooster it's a funny gig that's a funny gig ocean is a friend of mine i was gonna say like tie your foot to the raft or something tie its foots this is i you know what when i first saw the chicken i was like this could be some dumb bit but they made it work it's every every joke that they had with the rooster is funny yeah there's monsters in these water too yeah she's in real danger here oh she found mine um what yeah of course dude's here isn't that dwayne johnson isn't he the voice when you...
use a bird to write with it's called tweeting did you just make a twitter joke was that what that was it's called tweeting and then us in the audience we're supposed to be like like the app because i got stuck here for a thousand years trying to get the heart as a gift for you mortals you don't even know how you feel yes it's really me it's maui breathe it in what can i say except you're welcome and thank you you lying oh my god the parkour oh wow she's good this is my canoe well journey to different i like how she said canoe say new again girl it was

moana

right yeah and this is her what you will restore the heart on your right you're welcome oh battle battle yes pirates they're kind of cute for kids not my kind of joke i want some real angry pirates ah yeah oh my god this is gonna be so lame do you see my hook no magic hook no magic powers it's like mad max coconuts oh she's gotta take some damage right she's gonna take a couple injuries oh my god this woman's amazing first we get my hook then save the world if anyone has my hook it's that bdi bottom feeder i'm a little bit nervous about the enemies now like the lava monster great introduction but now we're talking about like little coconut fellas mad maxin around in the ocean i want to see some cool enemies you will never be really blow dart in my butt cheek in my butt cheek listen i'll laugh at the easy comedy i will oh did he ditch he's gone...
he's gone we're back where they started oh wait what oh is it is she dreaming i'll take it i'll take some death in a dream we're here oh okay so now we got to get his magical hook i wonder if that turtle from the beginning of the story is going to come back into play if the ocean's so smart why didn't it just take the hardback to te fiti itself yeah there's some mysteries here because why does the ocean or why why does he have to be the one to put the stone back into its proper spot why did it wait so long there's some there's questions here there's still mystery to be had how do you get inside is it like a manhole not seeing an entrance because it only appears after a human sacrifice that's a lie it's just kidding it's a manhole right i thought maybe under the rock under the rock maui's played by dwayne the rock johnson that's more than a manhole that's a group hole i don't know why that gives me bad imagery this is cool it's like a realm underneath the ocean this is actually really really cool well that's convenient fish hook yeah oh please be cool oh it's a crab it's a giant grab what have we here oh he's got like boils on his teeth i can't i can't there are certain things i can't do in sex grandma's i can do listen if she survives crossing her fingers on that one but boils on your teeth and just like are you just like big yellow spots come on they're a funny...
looking little thing aren't you is he british oh my god is he the toxic british one that's my grandmother i ate my grandma i ate my grandma what action is that i ate my grandma what would what would if i was hardened what i sound like or ate my grandma baby i am really creeped out scrub the deck and make it look shiny i'm back mrexcel misdirect he doesn't have his powers back he's got to use his powers again little mao is having trouble with his look this song everything about it is just creeping me out i feel uncomfortable around this crap i feel like if i was a woman and the creepiest guy at the bar who's been making eye contact and i'm trying not to look at him but he i can just feel his gaze on me and now after like two hours of just staring he comes over and offers to buy a drink i don't want to be mean but you can't you gotta go i wonder if she's gonna grab the hook and then she's gonna have powers maybe i doubt it actually maui it's time to kick your hiney come on dog bring the grandma back she had bars i want to listen to her you can't run from me oh you can you keep surprising me that was funny did you like the song no i hated it so much sir and i couldn't even beat the dumb crab we're never making it to te fiti this mission is cursed gosh get your confidence up sir can you at least try yeah i think we're we need one more banger song you're gonna give me a speech how do you get your tattoos they...
show up when i earn them how do you earn that one man's discovery of nunya what's none yeah business business you don't want to talk don't talk sh sing oh they're having their heartfelt moment i wasn't born a demigod i had human parents they took one look and decided they did not want me they threw me into the sea i was found by the gods they gave me the hook how do you know that though as a baby you don't remember getting heated into the ocean some of what to have had told you that you were a baby thrown into the ocean like you were nothing it could be the gods i don't the greek gods they like love with chaos they were mischievous they would totally lie just to watch you suffer so i don't know man you might have had some loving parents the gods might have stolen you back to the humans i went i gave them island coconuts anything they could ever want he was he seeked their love who took the heart from them he said that already he did everything for them right but that's what he said so they'd love you that's yep i figured that out before you never enough oh he just wants to be cared about maybe the gods found you for a reason or maybe they were the ones that stole you from your parents but the gods aren't the ones who make you maui you are all right i'm ready for a sick-ass song or a climax this film kind of hit a lull i'm gonna i'm gonna keep it real i need to be brought back up right now oh yeah so okay so we...
got the big battle yet he's gonna fight the lava monster that's gonna be pretty sick right all those new lands new villages it was the water that connected them all ah here we go lava lava go save the world now you're gonna help too girl don't think you're gonna get out of this the hair oh my god oh it ain't water of course the main enemy the whole film is about water and the power that was the end of the battle that was round one another joke nail nailed it the power has been inside you want you to turn back the power's inside you the whole time it's not the thing it was made by the gods well the gods your parents i'm not going back ah the you aren't my hook is cracked one more hit and it's over without my hook i am nothing that's not true not true without my hook no we're here because the ocean told you you're special and you believed it why doesn't the ocean just take out this monster you were born my boat your canoe not your boat the ocean chose me damn this girl's this girl's performance is solid dog the power's been inside you the whole time the hook it's just been a conduit because you needed it to be a conduit but it powers inside your heart the whole time you have to choose someone i else think you could just abdicate your responsibilities like that the fate of your island is at stake her grandma her grandma said she was coming back as a stingray her grandma died though no a long ways past...
the reef oh no you're a long way from being human i couldn't do it it's not your fault it's a little bit your fault why do you hesitate i don't know yeah her performance is so good i know awesome who's this girl she stands apart from the crowd she one on one her she loves to see and her people are talking about her she makes her whole family i know it's not

moana

her dad don't like her whoa you've come so far do you know who you are who am i i'm a girl who loves my island i can't believe the crime is dead though wouldn't it be

crazy

if she just finishes this mission by herself and maui doesn't come back and like everything just gets fixed and she's like oh oh damn another two never meet again hey i'm talking like a huge story misdirect you wouldn't expect it she just bosses up on her own completes the mission no help uh what's your plan here taka can't follow us into the water oh she's literally gonna explain it oh she learned that yep okay she learned that move from maui why is the ocean being so unhelpful right now like we could use you in this battle sir or ma'am all right here comes the save here comes the save easy easy to see here's that hit here's the hit he's going to block it you know the ocean did wait what the ocean is going to help now yo the ocean could have did that so long ago get the heart to the spiral like i'm watching lord of the rings here we go the final blow...
it's broken but it doesn't matter it was inside of you all along the power was oh i see the outline it's gone with the islands just gone oh huh he is the island oh that's te fiti let her come to me oh my god she's moses okay this is badass as hell yo she parted the sea to allow this fire monster access to her and she's just gonna walk badass towards it oh know oh there's no way it cooled that fast wouldn't it be funny if she was like put her forehead to it and her face just erupted in flame oh it's a big leafy looking she looks like that logo she looks a little too much like the logo listen the mr bean the bean thingy bean logo listen there's a guy what am i thinking of what's the green the green giant the green this is her all right problem solved the enemy becomes the friend sorry about your hook hook no hook i'm maui was the power not inside him the whole time was that wrong yo this giant's kind of sexy you see the lashes on her or she gave him a new hook the power oh the power wasn't inside him at all it was the hook entirely all right that's cute good for you giant island lady what's she doing what you doing there where are you going are you going to sleep you going to lay down you're going to take a nap quick rest skill should i that's good for you it's it's been a trying day damn i'd love to climb those mountains if you know what i mean my people are going to need a master wayfinder...
they already have one i already have one when it comes to predicting the most predictable lines of the movie there is not anyone better than me all right so she saved her village but not her grandma oh she gotta do the rock thing she gotta put that rock on top what's your dad gonna say if her dad's still pissed you weren't supposed to go beyond the reef and i saved the world i don't care the reef i may have gone a little ways past the wreath you all right they're going back to their explorer rays i thought the turtle was gonna come back yo nope nope nope hey listen if you watched enough my videos you know what i was thinking right there i'm not gonna say anything though right now so you gotta do the rock thing that's what we're gonna focus on right now oh oh damn no no no no no no no no no i had a good time oh oh i i hate the fact that i'm watching this i'm just doing this so that people yell at me i'm so shiny still upside down here if my name was sebastian and i had a cool jamaican accent you totally helped me he really missed on every single scene he was in i hope you guys enjoyed this i had some weird energy today every video is a little different sometimes i just feel i have different energies for different days sign up for audible audible.com dylan is in trouble you guys know i love audible signing up helps me so if you guys want to get a little free trial test it out all right i love you guys i'll see you next monday...
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