Mitch McConnell's "Screw The States" Plan Riles Lawmakers From Both Parties

Hello everyone, welcome to the program. We are in the middle of an internal fight in the ice scene in the room before that, we need to clear this area. I don't think so because you can't see what it looks like here. I can. and I'm fine with that, welcome to a Late Show. I'm your host, Steve Kolbert, last night I talked about governors who decided to reopen their

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in opposition to clear federal guidelines, but a day later I'm happy to report that. Heads have prevailed in our nation's leadership because Insane Clown Posse is canceling its annual Juggalos festival gathering.

They also officially changed their name to Clown Posse rational, of course I know this move will disappoint the ICP fans known as Juggalos. here confusing your grandparents well yesterday the Clown Posse record label, Psychopathic Records, issued this statement with thousands of deaths during the Cova nineteen outbreak, we refuse to risk even one Juggalo life by hosting a reunion during these difficult times so that these guys respect science more than the governor of Georgia, what makes sense, I mean, they've always wanted ex

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ations based on hard science magnets, how they work, hey, you know who I wish believed in science as much as Insane Clown Posse , the president of crazy clowns, it turns out that the director of the main federal agency searching for a coronavirus vaccine was fired due to his concerns about Trump's coronavirus treatment theory, evidently dr.

Trump is lashing out at any medical expert just because he doesn't agree with their random notions of health. You know that any day the new food pyramid will look like this. The particular official in question is former Biomedical and Husky Advanced Research and Development Authority director Anderson Cooper. Dr. Rick bright, that's right, Trump fired a guy named dr. brilliant, he also let go of the professor, the know-it-all, Dr. Salvador and the secretary. I have the not saying goodbye, apparently behind the scenes, dr. brilliant opposed the cure Trump kept pushing what was that again the cleric wins or hydroxychloroquine the hydroxychloroquine the cleric when hydroxychloroquine hydroxy for the cleric wins what do you have to lose take it I really think they should take it that's the most blatant presidential drug pushing Since the 1956 campaign, the Mike Likes Coke trusts have been pushing this drug even though there has been no conclusive research and after being fired, Dr.

Bright said: I believe this was in response to my insistence that the government invest the billions of dollars appropriated by Congress to address the Kovat 19 pandemic on safe, scientifically vetted solutions and not on drugs, vaccines and other technologies that They lack scientific merit. Hey, look at my ideas. they don't lack scientific merit they lack merit are you ready for another idea stand some Listerine couldn't hurt I mean, it hurts, but that's how you know it's working even with dr. bright gone the president is not exempt from medical advice because Trump regularly tells visitors to the Oval Office that he is in contact with doctors in New York, including his own, which I'll remind you, he looks like this.

Hello, I'm Dr. Eccentric, maybe we can cure your coronavirus with some loose pills I found in the cup holder of my Camry, one of them is a gel cap, it has to do something, dignity, always dignity, dr. bright isn't the only expert trump is keeping silent about: the director of the CDC and the man who passionately describes his stolen maracas, dr. Robert Redfield on Tuesday dr. Redfield told the Washington Post that there is a chance that the virus attack on our nation next winter will be even more difficult than the one we just went through, and if you don't remember how difficult last winter was, he had Trump absolved. the australian bushfires and is the film dr.

Redfield said it would be a tough winter because we would be fighting a flu epidemic and a corona virus epidemic at the same time and Redfield added that it has not been easy to explain this to everyone when I have told it to others. to throw their heads back they don't understand what I mean yes others got very confused others stopped listening to me they played some cartoons and I had to say this is important president others now others were not happy with Renfield saying this to Washington Publish so he called to dr. Redfield at his daily press conference and said there is a simple ex

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Robert Redfield was totally misquoted in the media about a statement about the fall season and the virus totally misquoted I talked to him he said it was ridiculous he was totally misquoted okay I guess he was totally misquoted in the Washington Post I'm quoted precisely in the Washington Post, there you have it, it's a case where he said yes, that's exactly what he said. Redfield then tried to explain that he had been right all along, but Trump I think it's really important to emphasize what I didn't say. I'm not saying this was going to be worse I said it was going to be more accomplished means it would be more impossible doesn't mean it was going to be more like some people have said worse just means it's harder how can something that is more? difficult not to be worse I didn't say 9 was bigger than 7 I just said it was more additional number many Trump went a step further and said next year's virus won't be worse, there may not be any virus if corona still comes back and you don't know you're going to meet your estimate, you might not come back at all Jeff, you might not come back at all.

I personally hope he doesn't come back in the fall, hope mr. President, hope is not a plan. I hope it doesn't come back in the fall, but that doesn't mean I haven't stocked up on medication in case it does, um, massive doses. Still, hearing that the virus may not return was comforting for a while. We will have coronavirus in the fall. I'm convinced there will be coronavirus in the fall, so we better pray for a pumpkin spice cure for coronavirus, but I don't think the president won't value the experience. Oh no, we just discovered that. Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar has chosen a former dog breeder to lead the government's daily response to the coronavirus.

So why not just cut out the middleman? A designated dog. My dog ​​Benny is available. Come on, Diego Lucy, technically now. He's also a dog breeder because they haven't fixed most of his jerky, there you go, Benny, up here, come on, jump up, go up, say hello to people. Do you have any ideas on how to combat the corona virus? What's that? What's that to give you more Türkiye? I'm not sure how that would help, but as a great man once said, what the hell do you have to lose? Come on, Jay, who's doing here?

Hey Gopal, you're right, you're going to be the head of infectious diseases. disease, that's right, that's right, you're going to be the head of the NIH, that's right, that's right, goodbye, no more Turkey, he's going straight for my throat, the dog breeder in charge of keeping you alive is Brian Harrison and until 2018 he. He ran a company called Dallas Labradoodles. Well, now we know who crossed Trump's hair. Trump has received a lot of criticism for how he has handled the crisis, but yesterday he revealed a new plan to fix everything. I'm excited to announce that in the coming weeks the Air Force Thunderbirds are awesome and the Navy's equally awesome Blue Angels will be performing air shows over major cities in the United States and some of the cities that aren't major cities.

We pay tribute to our frontline healthcare workers facing Kovat. That's right, he's fighting a respiratory virus. with our army like in the classic Tom Cruise upper lung, but, of course, a fighter jet flyover is not just fun and games, they are going to do a lot of work, a lot of very dangerous flights, it is dangerous, you know, the Chances are when you start going at huge speeds and you're 18 inches away from each other. 18 inches, that's dangerous. I mean, those planes should fly at least six feet away and guess what, you can't go out to see it because to avoid it. drawing crowds, the planes will avoid flying over areas where people might congregate, so you'll be able to hear them roar overhead, still, overall, a beautiful tribute that briefly gives each and every American a taste of what it's like to live near LaGuardia now during the pandemic Congress has been approving money for

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that are struggling, but that could all end soon thanks to Senate Majority Leader and profile and mush Mitch McConnell yesterday, Senator McConnell said that in Instead of receiving more money from the federal government, states should consider bankruptcy, really It's the American states, not Trump's casinos and, unsurprisingly, McConnell's

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, the state's plan is not very popular with the states , not even among conservatives, last night New York Republican Congressman Peter King tweeted that defunding mugs, firefighters and healthcare workers makes McConnell the marie. -Antoninette of the Senate, that is a powerful mental image.

I wonder what he would look like. I have seen too much. I must wipe my eyes. Hey, I'm really excited about my guest tonight, the billionaire philanthropist and Velma from Scooby-Doo. Bill Gates Warned the world that we were not prepared for a pandemic in a TED talk in March 2015. He noted that despite his dire prediction, he is wearing a cheerful pink sweater, the worse the news, the happier the outfit tonight. I just pray he's not dressed like a Teletubby. I have a program for you tonight, as I said before. I'm talking to Bill Gates. Here are the real questions.

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