Meghan Trainor Carpool Karaoke

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. THE TRAFFIC TODAY IS TERRIBLE. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS TO TAKE THIS ROUTE. I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO HELP YOU. DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC? GOOD. James: WE MUST BE WHAT'S ON THE RADIO COME ON ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I CARE ABOUT THAT BASS, NOT TREBLE I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪ 'ABOUT THAT BASS, NOT TREBLE I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS BASS OVER THAT BASS, NO TREBLE ♪ I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS OVER THAT BASS... BASS... ♪ YES, IT'S PRETTY CLEAR, I'M NOT A SIZE TWO ♪ BUT I CAN FOLLOW IT, FOLLOW IT, LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO DO ♪ BECAUSE I HAVE THAT BOOM BOOM THAT ALL THE KIDS CHASE ♪ AND ALL THE RIGHT GARBAGE IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES ♪ YES, MY MOM SHE TOLD ME "DON'T WORRY" ABOUT YOUR SIZE" ♪ SHE SAYS, "KIDS LIKE A LITTLE BIGGER BOOTY TO HOLD AT NIGHT" ♪ THAT BOOTY, HEY, THAT BOOTY BOOTY ♪ YOU KNOW IT WON'T BE A STICKLESS SILICONE BARBIE DOLL ♪ SO IF THAT'S WHAT YOU DO Get back in, then go ahead and move on ♪ BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪ ABOUT THAT BASS, THERE'S NO TREBLE LIFE, WHAT IS IT LIKE, HOW DO YOU FIND IT, IS IT FUN?

IT'S SO FUNNY AND I RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE. IT'S SO GOOD. James: HOW DID YOU AND DARRELL MEET? HOW DID YOU AND DARRELL MET EACH OTHER? A FRIEND CLOAY GRACE MORETZ, DO YOU KNOW HER? James: DO I KNOW CLOAY GRACE MORETZ? SHE PREPARED ME FOR A MODERN BLIND DATE. James: HOW DOES THIS COME UP? WE WERE DATING. AND I THOUGHT: I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND A GOOD GUY. AND SHE'S LIKE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS, SHE'S THE NICEEST GUY I KNOW. I was like "Okay, plug it in." AND WE WENT ON A DOUBLE DATE. AND WE WENT BOWLING.

James: WHO WAS THE DOUBLE DATE, YOU, DARRELL, CLOAY GRAIS GRACE MORETZ AND BROOKLYN BECKHAM. I HAD NO IDEA WHO HE WAS. James: YOU GO OUT, YOU GO BOWLING AND WHAT TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY? HE TAKES THE FIRST BLOW AND YOU LIKE IT... HE JUST KNOCKED DOWN ALL MY PINS. HE CAME TO ME AND TOLD ME YOU SHOULD KISS HIM. James: HOW OLD WAS YOU AT THIS MOMENT? 12. THEY WERE LIKE 19 AND I WAS 22, AND I WAS LIKE YOU ARE KIDS. And I was like guys, let me kiss him on my own time. I LOOKED AT MY SECURITY GUARD AND SAID: GO AWAY.

AND THIS IS WHEN HE... OH, IT'S GOING DOWN. James: THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT ROMANCE. I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I KISSED MY WIFE. ONLY ONCE THE SECURITY GUARD HAD LEFT THE BOWLING DOWN THAT I THOUGHT NOW WAS THE TIME TO KISS. AFTER THAT WE WENT TO KARAOKE AND HE SANG TO ME YOUR ELTON JOHN SONG, IN MY FACE. James: WOW, DARRELL! A GREAT PAIR OF BOWLING BALLS. YES, YES, YES. HE IS SOMETHING MORE. I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE HIM. AND I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO MARRY YOU. James: YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT NIGHT.

YES. James: AND WHAT DID BROOKLYN BECKHAM AND CLOSEE GRACE MORETZ DO AT THIS POINT? I SWEAR TO GOD THEY WERE SINGING SPICE GIRLS SWZ SHUT UP, NO WAY. ♪ IT COMES FROM THE MOMENT, ♪ I FOUND MYSELF DREAMING IN SILVER AND GOLD ♪ LIKE A MOVIE SCENE THAT EVERY BROKEN HEART KNOWS I WOKE UP IN TEARS ♪ WITH A RELIEF BREATHER BY YOU ♪ AND I REALIZED NO, WE ARE NOT PROMISED TOMORROW ♪ SO I WILL LOVE YOU AS I AM GOING TO LOSE YOU ♪ AND I AM GOING TO HUG YOU AS I SAY GOODBYE ♪ WHERE WE ARE STANDING I WILL NOT TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED ♪ BECAUSE WE WILL NEVER KNOW WHEN, WHEN WE RUN OUT OF TIME ♪ SO I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AS I'M GOING TO LOSE YOU LOSE ♪ I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU LIKE I'M GOING TO LOSE YOUR LIFE WHERE YOU ANSWER PLAY ANYTHING BESIDES ACCOMPLISHING.

YES. James: REALLY, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE WANTED TO DO? I MEAN MUSIC WAS ALWAYS THE EASIEST AND NUMBER ONE, BUT THERE WAS A TIME WHEN A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE LIKE WOW, YOU SHOULD BE A WRITER. AND I WAS LIKE I AM A WRITER. BUT THEY SAID YOU SHOULD DO THAT PROFESSIONALLY. AND I LEARNED OH, YOU CAN MAKE A LIVING AND WRITE SONGS FOR ARTISTS, AND I THOUGHT: OK, I THINK I SHOULD DO THAT, EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE POINTING AT ME SAYING YOU'RE A WRITER, INSTEAD OF AN ARTIST. James: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT WAS? BY MY APPEARANCES.

I looked as insecure as I was, you know, and the song based on that, I didn't think was my best song and they took it and mastered it and made me be the artist. AND I JUST WENT WITH IT. AND THEN ALL MY DREAMS CAME TRUE. James: I DON'T THINK YOU CAN UNDERSTAND HOW MANY SONGS YOU HAVE WRITTEN FOR PEOPLE OR HOW MANY YOU WRITE EACH DAY, LIKE IT'S NOT REHEARSED, WHO ARE THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE WRITTEN FOR. MY FAVORITE, J.LO, RASCAL FLATTS, MICHAEL BUBLE. I WANT TO WRITE FOR EVERYONE. James: DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WRITE A SONG ABOUT ANY TOPIC?

YES. James: YES? SHOULD WE TRY IT? WHAT'S HAPPENING? CAN YOU WRITE A SONG HERE AND NOW ABOUT TRAFFIC? BEEP BEEP I'M IN TRAFFIC. ♪ YES. ♪ BEEP BEEP. ♪ I'M IN TRAFFIC, YES. James: ALL I THINK ABOUT IS YOU AND WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. ♪ WHEN ENI ARRIVED AT YOUR ROOM. ♪ BM BOOM. BUT I CAN'T GET THERE BECAUSE OF THE TRAFFIC. ♪ YES. ♪ BEEP BEEP. ♪ TRAFFIC TRAFFIC, HEY YEAH. ♪ YOU KNOW I'M THINKING ABOUT WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WHEN I GET TO YOUR ROOM. ♪ LIVE THAT ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM I'M IN TRAFFIC. ♪ YES. ♪ I DO ♪ I USED MY MAKEUP TO HIDE YOU I TELL YOU, THERE IS NOTHING ♪ NOTHING I HAVE TRIED TO CHANGE MY HAIR BUT I COULDN'T ♪ CHANGE MY MIND, YOU KNOW I'M TRYING TO WORK ON IT ♪ YOU KNOW NO ONE IS PERFECT BUT I AM BLESSED BY THE HEAVENS, SOMEONE'S GOT A SWEET GRIP ON ME, BUT I'M GOING ROUGH, JUST WHAT I WANT TO BE WHAT I WANT TO BE, JUST WHAT I WANT TO BE I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT I'M LONELY BUT I'M BLESSED BY THE HEAVENS, SOMEONE'S GOT A SWEET GRIP ON ME, BUT I'M LEAVING TOUGH, JUST WHAT I WANT TO BE WHAT I WANT TO BE, JUST WHAT I WANT TO BE I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT I AM JUST WHAT I WANT TO BE James: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR LOVE FOR DR.

PHIL. I WENT TO HIS SHOW THE OTHER DAY. James: WAIT FOR A MAIN, WERE YOU AT THE SHOW? NO, NO, NO, I WAS IN THE HEARING. James: WAIT. FOR MY BIRTHDAY MY BROTHER GOT ME TICKETS TO SEE DR. PHIL LIVE AND I WAS THERE AND IT WAS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. James: WHAT'S YOUR SETIONZ WITH HIM? EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS ABSOLUTELY SAYS. James: THIS SAYS GENUINE LOVE I'M FEELING. OH THIS IS HEAVY. I SAW IT THIS MORNING. James: NO, YOU DIDN'T. ON YOUTUBE, EVERY DAY, I RECORD EACH EPISODE SEVERAL TIMES. James: MULTIPLE TIMES.

WOW! ARE YOU ABOUT TO GO ON TOUR WITH MAROON 5? YES. James: IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING. HOW DOES IT EMERGE? CHEESIER (APPLAUSE AND APPLAUSE) (LAUGHTER) YOU'RE SEEING IT THAT'S THE BEST REACTION. I WAS TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU BY TALKING ABOUT MAROON 5'S TOUR DATE. I WAS WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK AND I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING IN. James: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU A MINUTE AGO. I'M GOING TO-- BREATHE, BREATHE, BREATHE. YOU ARE SO EXCITED. YOUR TEETH LOOK VERY GOOD. OH MY GOD. SO WHAT ARE THEY DOING? James: WE'VE BEEN DRIVING. WE HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU. YES.

James: AND WE THINK. I HOPE GOOD THINGS. James: GREAT THINGS. I TOLD HOW AMAZING YOU ARE. James: HERE YOU ARE MEGHAN, YOU HAVE A ONE ON ONE IN THE CAR, JUST PRETEND I'M NOT HERE. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT. I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS. James: GO, GO. WELL, I WROTE AN ALBUM CALLED TREAT ME BECAUSE I WENT THROUGH PANIC DISORDER. I WAS IN THE RED ZONE I WAS LIKE ANXIETY WHERE IT WAS GIVING ME FLASHES AND LIKE TWO YEARS LATER, I'M KILLING MYSELF BUT I HAD NO EDUCATION ABOUT WHAT ANXIETY COULD DO TO YOUR BODY.

BUT ISN'T IT GREAT THAT YOU'RE WILLING TO LEAVE IT? BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO GO THROUGH THAT, OH, OH, I HAVE A STIGMA, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. YES. AND WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL SAY IF SHE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT, I CAN TALK ABOUT THAT. RIGHT. WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT IT, YOU GIVE IT A FACE, YOU GIVE IT A VOICE. James: THAT'S IT, PHIL. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRIVING, ALL THE MUSIC. James: DO YOU KNOW ANY OF MEGHAN'S SONGS? OF COURSE YES.

James: WHICH ARE YOU? I WILL LOVE YOU AS I AM GOING TO LOSE YOU. ♪ I AM ALL ABOUT THAT-BASE W I AM ALL ABOUT THAT-BASE ON THAT-BASE. I'M ALL ♪ ABOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪ ABOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS James: THANK YOU FOR COMING, THANK YOU FOR SURPRISING ME. BEFORE YOU GET OUT OF THE CAR, IS THERE ONE ADVICE YOU WANT TO LEAVE US AND EVERYONE WATCHING US JUST TO CONTINUE WITH THEIR DAY? WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS IS IT-- LOOK, IF YOU FIND OUT WHY PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY DO AND DON'T DO WHAT THEY DON'T DO, THEN YOU HAVE A HUGE LEG IN LIFE.

PAY ATTENTION, RIGHT. PAY ATTENTION. WE DON'T LISTEN TO EACH OTHER ENOUGH AND LISTEN TO MEGHAN, AND DON'T FORGET YOU HAVE A NEW ALBUM OUT ON JANUARY 31ST. I THINK I DON'T FOLLOW THIS. LET'S GO. DR. PHIL, EVERYONE. HOW DO I KNOW I'M NOT A TRUE FAN? ♪ I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK ♪ I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK I MISS THE, I MISS THE, I MISS THE━ ♪ I MISS YOUR BODY ON MY BODY ♪ I MISS THE WAY YOU USED TO FUNK I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK ♪ I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK I MISS THE, I MISS THE, I MISS THE━ WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FUNK?

YOU SAY WE ARE TOO YOUNG IT'S NOT THAT HARD YOU BREAK IT, SPREAD LOVE ♪ WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FUNK? YOU SAY WE'RE TOO YOUNG ♪ IT'S NOT THAT HARD YOU BREAK IT UP, SPREAD LOVE ♪ AND I WANT YOU BACK, YES BABY, COME DANCE ON ME ♪ YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HANDLE ME ♪ AND I WANT YOU BACK, YES, YES ♪ I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK ♪ I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK WEIRD, WEIRD, WEIRD━ James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. YOU ARE THE BEST YOU ACTUALLY ARE, IT WAS SO FUNNY.

THANK YOU. (Applause and applause).