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needs those pages, but he doesn't steal those specific pages, he lets the good guys know exactly what his plan is like that, huh, also Doctor Strange will use the rest of the book to learn exactly how to save the day, so he really should have taken the complete book. Yes, we made photocopies of the pages he needed. This guy is pretty dumb. not the brightest, no, there will be a cool fight scene, oh yeah, cool fight scenes, it will be like some raccoons and bathrobes are chasing dr. strange through a kaleidoscope, very cool, but I mean this guy is super powerful, that will be difficult for dr.

It's strange to fight him, it's not very easy, it's hardly an inconvenience, how well you are fighting him, suddenly you get help from a cape. The capes are tight, yes this is a cool cape with a feisty personality. Who does this cape help fight during the rest of the game? movie well it'll help him in that scene and then we'll forget about it and he'll just use it pretty well and also Doctor Strange will get stabbed oh is it bad? He's bad enough that he dies on an operating table oh my god yes, but then they hit him with a defibrillator that will cure him 100%.

He must be a pretty good defibrillator, yeah, I mean he completely repairs a fatal stab wound, so I'd say he's pretty good, what's the movie like? end well, Doctor Strange will go see Dormammu and be like Dormammu. I have come to negotiate, okay, and then he will be like Dormammu, he has come to negotiate okay, and then he will be like Dormammu, with whom I have come to negotiate, then what does he do? say o mom, ooh, I've come to negotiate and then, oh, I don't know the script by heart of course, but it essentially traps Dormammu in a time loop until Dormammu decides to leave, well yeah, now Doctor Strange can use the time. thing to fix all the problems in the MCU no it can't why not because of vague consequences oh that sounds bad yeah maybe that's how it is about this old one yeah what's the character like in the comics just to know how to predict the old one? like this wise old tibetan monk oh okay i know oh yeah yeah tilda swinton she would be perfect that's not at all what i described yeah well i don't think anyone would care so you got a sequel to Guardians of the Galaxy. script for me, yes sir, I do, so let's start with the guardians fighting a giant space monster while baby Groot stars in a baby Groot toy commercial.

I love when movie scenes are also commercial. I know you do, why? They are fighting a space monster. Well, these golden people called the sovereign, hired them to guard some batteries, and said they couldn't risk losing any of their own people, but then a rocket steals some of the batteries, so they chased the Guardians with their fleet. remote controlled spaceships have a fleet of remotely controlled spaceships yes, very good, why didn't they use them to fight the space monster? What do you mean by that if their battle technology is specifically designed not to endanger them? Why did they hire the guardian in the first place because that works anyway so the two cartels of this guy yondu that his funeral is going to suck oh so yondu is going to die Oh, was it so predictable that one character tells another about his funeral makes me feel like we're going to see?

We'll see his funeral, well, at least he's not one of the most beloved characters, in fact, at the end of the movie people will really like him, he'll have this thing where he says he's Mary Poppins and stuff. Oh, Mary Poppins is tight, no, that sounded a little weird as soon as I said it sounded weird, so we're actually going to kill off a very beloved character, which is kind of a first for us, yeah, it really will be a surprise , because all. The main characters in this movie are practically invincible, oh they are, yes, they are going to survive so many things that nothing will feel like a threat anymore.

What kind of things are we talking about here? Oh, just things like crashing their ships headlong into rocks. crazy rays of whatever pass through them violently hitting trees being hit by monstrous tentacles being swallowed traveling through space at dangerous speeds literally watching next door an explosion getting shot at your ship thousands of times that's a lot of stuff oh yeah, it's going to feel like cartoon people anyway, like cartoons, in this movie we're going to have Peter meet his father and he's a celestial being called exposition, his name is exposition, oh no, sorry, it's ego. I got confused because 90% of his lines are exposition.

Wow yeah, so he brings them to his planet what is it and then shows them a PowerPoint presentation explaining that he fucked Peter's mom, that's a little weird, super weird, so most of the guardians will stay. with the ego for a good part of the movie, what are they going to do? It's not much, huh, but there's a mantis character who's like a servant of the ego and she's like I tell them something about the ego and it's really bad, oh, that's exciting, yeah, but then she won't tell them for a few thirty minutes of screen time.

Wow, that's really stretching. This is so, isn't it? So what else happens in the movie? Well I also split up the Guardian so I could stretch him even smarter, so Rocket and Gruden yondu are being held prisoner by the Ravagers and then yondu will murder them. everyone with their arrow, the people who were allies like two days before, right, oh, that's so dark, no, no, there will be cool music playing and it will be in slow motion, oh, that's cool, yeah, it'll be a really cool moment fun, amazing, yes, drinking.

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while the music plays is going to be a very important part of this movie death is cool hail satan and how does the movie end?

Well, ego will show Peter another PowerPoint presentation about how he fucked a bunch of aliens, something inappropriate, yes, and then mantises. she's going to reveal that she's been killing all her children because they didn't keep heavenly Jean, so she's kind of complicit in that because she clearly knew it was wrong to kill children, yeah sure, but I think everyone will like her modes. It will be difficult to get people to like a character who is complicit in large-scale child murders. It's actually super easy, it's barely an inconvenience. What do you mean by that? She will act super innocent and adorable.

Oh, pretty, yes, she even joins the guardians at the end of the game. movie that is so sweet I don't even care about those dead children anymore, no one will. Wow, anyway, the ego needs Peter's celestial genes to advance his expansion plan across the universe and Peter is interested, but then the ego admits that he killed Peter's mother. Why does he do it well? Because he needed Peter to find out somehow, so having the ego just say it without being asked seemed like an easy way to do it, fair enough that Peter is devastated and wants to kill the ego.

Yes, I understand. I mean find. finding out that his father killed his mother, that will be a dark moment, you would believe it, but then the egos will become David Hasselhoff, undermining emotional scenes with nonsense, it's our daily bread, yes, feeling emotions sucks, I also like discovering a key fact about his mother's death is what drives the climax, yes I think it might be a first for Marvel if I'm not mistaken, yes I think it is, I mean apart from Iron Man in Captain America Civil War, maybe because it's so recent that people won't notice. maybe it will be so, then everyone will unite to defeat the ego.

Wow, how did they manage to destroy his brain? Okay, but the fight takes place on a planet that is him, yeah, he really shouldn't be able to lose, it doesn't sound like he should. but it's not like anyone is really going to research the science of this, you know, it's just for fun, right, it's a movie with superpowers and talking raccoons, you'd have to be a real killjoy too if the science works.