Markiplier's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

but of course I own his car and my phone is dead. I can't call anyone to pick me up. Hey pony, shit, stay calm. I know you just have to get through the rest of your shaft and then Carlo will come pick you up, okay, I just have to get to the end of my shift, okay. Oh, there's a knock on the door, yes, let me see the key day of work, ah, let's go down to our DeMott, what are those thorns, oh, I see. a key that's

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, I'm going to look for dad, I have the bathroom key, pick up the key, the locker key, ah, that's not what I wanted, okay, in the bathroom key, I always wanted to see the inside From a men's room, honey, I know whatever.

I don't mind closed huggers, well it's a

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thing I have one of these. What's there? The key to the children's bathroom. I'm going to the boys' bathroom. Yes, it's going to be amazing. I will have so much fun. I did not want to do it. that I just wanted to die, it's my death, get me banned from the channel, okay, okay, for any man, the sink is clean, there are no puddles here if the toilet seat went up and made a mess. I don't want to clean this up, oh, okay, I don't try. with that it's okay, I hope e

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thing is okay, no need to change four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four for okay, whatever it is, it's Joe, it's stupid, I'm still going to die, please finish With my pain, why did I come here?

There is literally no reason to come here. Why did I come here before e

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one? right, I know the secret now I know the secret because, you see, the secret is that you take all four and you understand everything that we've talked about before, you have to take the bath was the alternative. Choosing the girls' bathroom isn't my first choice, it's the fallback option, so remember all I'm looking for is puddles on the floor and everyone, bang boom, I win, wow, I did it.