Makeup tutorial/Story time: I GOT CATFISHED BY A 15 YEAR OLD
okay so rule number one if a man cheats on you his entire family and his fellow study blow ups you know I'm not he studies one off I know he's gonna tell him boys run okay so we're gonna start our
tutorialI'm breaking out so don't mind that I keep my make up in a backpack because I don't I'll make up better go it over anyways and I'm gonna tell a
storyat the same
timebut I don't know how that's gonna work cuz like how do you do a
tutorialwell telling a
storycuz I feel like you guys are gonna be like why are you using okay so anyway we're gonna start with okay full warning before I start this I skip a lot of steps when I do my
makeupso if you're a
makeupartist and you're watching this you might want to turn it off because you're gonna cringe a lot okay so my hair is literally everywhere it's what happened yeah okay Rogers I keep that on cuz if you see like my like my skin's like not even like even it's like red basically I'm not even wait see that's why I tell you guys I'm not white and pink okay so what I use is Kat Von D what's it called foundation so my
storyis Kay back when I was homeless which was around this
yearum I was sleeping in a McDonald and I had nowhere to stay so like I keep my snapchat on open so like anyone can add me anyone can message me anyone can be my
storystarted it up so like I posted like asking I was in Sagar and I post his like asking...
for help like if anyone could just like let me stay there for the night cuz that's what I was doing when I was homeless it's just like sleeping from guy to guys house this is so cringy okay so yeah going from guy's house so but guy messages me or starts messaging me and he's like hey like I'm like 20-something
years old I live in saga he's like I live in the twisty towers okay no one no buildings or whatever new Monro towers in saga he said he lives there but he has his own condo there and he has a spare room that I could sleep in for a bit well I figure out and I'm like okay cool like let's do it so we're talking I'm like he's like yeah like I'm 20-something I go to university we're now using the mixer and wax contour thingy yeah he's like I go to university I have my own clothing line blah blah blah blah blah like we could meet today so I'm sitting in the McDonald's waiting or whatever he's like yeah I'm just out work like I'll be there when I'm done work so I'm sitting there he goes I'm here and I'm like where I don't see you cuz like he had send me pictures of them and the only person I saw walking into McDonald was the 15 to 16
yearold guy okay boy I mean so he comes in he sits down he acts like he acts like I can't tell that he's not 20-something and he starts talking to me you know like I was so awkward like I didn't know what to do like I'm like on my phone...
I'm like the whole
timeI was just taking video of him of him on my phone and there's kids on his phone it's guys like looks and looks at me and goes he goes there's a jam tonight want to go and like I got a video of that cable like my phone has been reset so many
times since then so like you know okay I use brothers hair everywhere I knew it so I'm taking a video of him I'm sending it to all my friends I'm like bro what the like I just got
catfishedby a 16
yearold the Ardell stuff I don't use a anyways yeah so I'm not I didn't say anything I wasn't like you know like you're not you're not twenty something like what are you talking about blah blah blah I would I just felt so uncomfortable and I was just laughing so hard on the inside like like literally crying like like what is my life anyway so basically we talked for a bit like he asked me to go to a gym he asked if I was hungry Loki I was starving but I wasn't about to take his money cuz like I don't even know I just looked at my bro I just it up we're gonna leave okay so yeah I wasn't gonna take his money so I'm like I'm like to my friends I'm like what the do I do like this is a little kid like I can get charged like blah blah so umm I'm like I have to go to the bathroom so I go to the bathroom I take my bags in with me and I just like sit on the ground and I text him and he's like um he's like are you gonna come back out...
I'm like I'm like yeah alright no I was like my pimps on his way if you don't leave he's gonna beat you that's what I said to him and then he was like he was like we'll do you mind if like you come out and give just give me a under the tape and I'll give you $10 I'm like who's popping hose to really catfish is not as Berkeley as it says on the site sonogram sparsely even general really yeah I've cover up on my lips anyway so yeah I'm like my pimps gonna come beat you if you don't leave and he goes yeah so you said the sorry I'm losing track so he's dead the yeah come outside Clem Lee come out give me a under the table for $10 I'm like no I'm like what the I'm like bro this is a 16
yearold first of all so I can evolve for a $10 that's a McDonald's meal I'm not giving a for a McDonald's meal like okay I probably would but not to a section you know so yeah so like I posted a video of him unto my okay like while I was there like I posted a video of him to my snapchat after blocking him and like I got so many replies everyone's like yo this guy's literally like in grade 9 like yo I go to school just guy ha ha ha blah blah blah blah blah I'm like what the anyways I found a place to stay blah blah so last night I posted something about how I want a new iPhone this guy messages me he goes just he goes hey I think I have a link on iPhones um what one did you want and I was like I want the...
iPhone 8 plus 8 plus he's like ok I like and get you it he's like but you have to pay me on my knee or a and I was like I'll pay in money how much is it he said 300 and then I'm thinking myself you know way probably easier to paint so I was like sorry I'm looking for my eyeliner I'm like so I told him that and he was like ok I just want to eat you out and then he's like okay are you gonna come here like it'll be near square one and I'm like no like can you come here boy he's like yeah but we'd have to chill for a bit to him like I'm like that's fine whatever he's like I'm 18
years old I go to U of T um University of Toronto or whatever and I'm like what are you in there for he goes science I'm no look I'm not a scholar buddy I mean like is there a program just called Science University I just ask him anyway so like that was red flag number one and then wrestling number two was he wasn't sending me pictures of himself like he was sending pictures that looked like he got off Google or something of just like some muscular black guy and like the feast was always covered and then his excuse obviously was okay you today his excuse obviously was oh you expose guys all the
timeto like I'm not trying to get exposed you know like bauble bar I'm like okay whatever and let go so how do you have a link on phones and he goes oh my boy work to square one I have links on everything lovable the bottom like...
cool so like I'm sitting there like yeah this is too good to be true like blah blah like there's something wrong with this so um we like planned on our Friday or whatever for me to get the iPhone and I'm like wait a minute square one like near square one but that's like wearing my last
timelike his name looks familiar his flake everything just looks familiar so I'm like wait a second I add him back on snapchat I seen his
storyit's him again he's returned he's literally sitting in his high school classroom with his high school uniform on okay I literally can't find my eyeliner I like this is not a hair did I find it I'm so with the my bad technical difficulties okay I really camp on my liner anyway so I screenshot the picture I show my friends I'm like yo this is the same guy like a fishing we like last
yearare you serious yeah we're serious so I messaged him and I go LMFAO I knew it was you I make you stupid young last so I guess he wakes up he messages me and he goes alone what are you talking about this is nothing on even the first
timethat that just happened where a guy lied about his age that is the literally one of three
times I'll tell you what the first one in a second okay so the first
timewas um again when I was home no this is after this one so again when I was homeless um I was in like Scarborough and I was working for this one guy and he couldn't put me in a telly for the day or whatever so he went on to...
work or whatever and I was hanging out at Centennial College or whatever he goes okay come back to my apartment so I go back to his apartment it's like in like one of the most ghetto areas a Scarborough like yeah one of like the most ghetto areas in Scarborough please these are the lashes I use this is the first okay this is the last
timeI'm gonna mention why are you it's a double up 203 our doll that's what I use so yeah so I'm sitting in this man's building waiting for him for hours I think I sat there for about five hours waiting for him anyway it's like bear black guys keep coming through the lobby they keep looking me you're like oh you're here for blah blah blah I'm like yeah do you know where he is like I'm calling his friend's phone like asking everyone in the building like yo where the is he like blah blah and I'm so I kind of came it was like 10 o'clock or 11 o'clock at night I kind of came to the conclusion you know what this guy's not coming home so oh this guy on snap trustor linking and he goes yeah like I'm 20 he's a 21 he's like you can come spend the night here blah blah blah but can we do stuff I'm like yeah sure or whatever like obviously I'm gonna say yes cuz if I say no you wouldn't let me come so I go with house and like we meet up it's this is the winter okay this was in the winter so this was like it was snowy outside like it was icy was freezing like she heard...
me there and I walked to go meet up with him and it's another 15 to 16
yearold kid so you know what it's freezing outside so I obviously I can't just turn it around and just be like okay yeah like I can't hang out with you like you're a kid blah blah so I just played along like last
timeI went into his house he snuck me and he got me to put my stuff somewhere okay then I was like I need to take a shower he goes okay but my mom can't know you're here so I need to be in the bathroom with you so I go into the bathroom um and I'm like he's like okay like you can shower now I'm like you're just gonna stand in here I'm like he wouldn't even turn the layer anything the man was just like the kid was just like standing there staring at me and I'm like Mike are you gonna go or like why he's like yeah I have to stand in here and I'm like okay never mind he's like okay I'll stand outside never mind never mind so he's standing outside the door I'm like you know what this so I'm like never mind I don't want a shower it's fine I needed a shower so bad you don't even understand the rows because like I've smelled like being homeless like you start to so yeah um we got into his better whatever we're just laying down I wasn't gonna do anything with him because he's a child anyways so his mom wakes up and she comes downstairs and he hides me under his blanket or whatever he hide me...
under his blanket or whatever and she doesn't find me she wasn't coming to his room or nothing like all that like it was good like it was fine like nothing happened so like I'm like on my phone like okay I had I used to talk to a lot of guys and when I say a lot I mean like I could be stranded in any city like Hamilton Scarborough Ajax like Ottawa Pickering like Brampton oak fellows that was called no oh you know anyway my point Milton like my point is like I talked to so many guys like I could be stranded at any one of those cities and like I could probably find at least one two three guys that I could stay with so yeah so I'm like on my phone like trying to find someone does it add uh so I find this guy and he's from Brampton and he's like okay he's like I'm gonna come get you blow up above a bomb like okay like hurry up like he keeps trying to touch me cookie what like he kept trying to like he literally took off his pants in front of me lay I'm I got my is it really happening right now so he took off his pants or whatever like he like he like unzip them or whatever and I'm like I'm like no no not yet not yet like I'm like I'm like I'm just doing something on my phone I'm talking to my dad a little blah blah like I kept trying to hold off excuses and then like finally the guys like yeah okay like come up the street I'm here so like I go to these and this kid turns in front of me and go yo give me a first...
I'm like I literally I kid you not I kicked this guy to the side the kid fell over I went and got my sock and I ran out of the house like not Ram like obviously I don't run by Leakey now I'm playing from eyelashes Jay um yeah the another thing too I don't wait for my lashes to dry before putting them on I kind of just put them on in and let them dry anyway so yeah so there's a Brampton kid picked me up or whatever I started texting the guy he's like I feel like I have to the guy's house that I just left and I was like you're not a 21
yearold Blake you're literally 16 like I can tell he's like you want to see my idea my gosh or go ahead man sending me a fake ID um and I'm like I'll go make your like I'm like I'm not looking up with you like you're like you're a baby like blah blah oh wait they're looking like that I missed that okay last thing I do is okay this is not the normal it's not the normal eyeliner that I use I usually use elf liquid eyeliner from the drug store or Walmart or whatever and okay so if you don't know how to properly put on lashes my trick like you know how Mormon people like use the like tweezers and like nature's like all like lined up with your like whatever but uh I don't do that okay so I like make my eyeliner thickness so that way if I put it on wrong you won't be able to notice at least I hope you can't notice so that is the finished look I know I just gave...
so many steps and I was probably the crunchiest YouTube