Mad Lib Theater with Kristen Wiig

-♪ "Mad Lib Theater", ah, ah, yes ♪ - Yes! -That? -That was incredible. -♪ "Mad Lib Theatre" ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ - -That was fantastic. -I loved. -Okay, that's how this works. This is "Mad Lib Theatre." So here I'm going to ask you for some silly words. -Well. -Nouns, verbs, adjectives. And they'll be written on cue cards as you say them, and then we'll act out a dramatic scene from "Mad Libs." Are you ready? Here we go. -Well. Yes. -Silly word. -Gooby... Gooby gock? -Gooby gock. Type of fish. -Mackerel. -He's also on the show tonight. Adjective. -Swirls. -What you would scream if you saw a ghost. -Get out, you! -A number. -59. -Other number. -2. -A noun. -Canoe? -A part of the body. -Achilles heel. -Another adjective. -Hey, drinking.

Oh, oh, adjective. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Yeah. He is a describer. -Sorry Sorry. -I don't feel it. It's hard. -Spongy. -Yeah. That's good. A type of animal? -Uh... platypus. - Oh man. A bad word you would say in front of a child. -Um... beep. -Amount of time, such as two minutes or five hours. -Oh, um, uh…two…hours. -Verb ending in "ing". -Drinking. -Drinking. -Drinking. -There you go. Hey, Kristen's playing, okay? Come on. -They can help. -Yeah. They can help, yes. Drinking. Another part of the body. -Armpit. -A verb. -Hammering. -Yes, okay, yes. Hammering. A verb that ends in "ing." I'm sorry. -Oh oh.

Oh, a different one? -A different one, now. -Bite. -Adjective. -Striped. -A type of profession. -A cruise director. -Cruise director. Oh, these are great. Type of family member. -Second cousin. -Second cousin. Male name. -Gary. -Invented song title. -"Feel my face." -"Feel my face." Alright. We complete the words of our scene. Are you ready to act? -Yeah. -Here we go. Come on. -Well, if it isn't my favorite patient, Mr. Gooby Gock. -Thank you for having me on such short notice, Dr. Mackerel. So what's the news? -Well, we just finished processing your test and unfortunately, the results are floating around. -Get out, you! -I understand that reaction perfectly.

Your blood pressure is 59 over 2. And our x-rays found a canoe in your Achilles heel. You also seem to have a rare disease known as fluffy platypus disease. -Dream! Is there a way to cure it? -I'm going to prescribe you these pills that I have right here in my pocket. I want you to take one every two hours. -But I heard that those pills cause involuntary alcohol consumption. -I'm afraid so. Side effects also include itchy armpits and decreased desire to hammer. -Is that a medical term? Uh, what can I do to stay healthy? -I would suggest getting up early... - -...every morning and stretching and then snacking in the park. -That's great advice, especially for a scratchy cruise director like me. -You know, the best part about being a doctor is that I get to treat patients like you and then go home to my second cousin, Gary... ...and then sing them my favorite song. -Which is it? -"Feel my face." -How's it going?

Can you sing it for me? "Feel my face." -Yeah. ♪ You and I have to leave this place ♪ ♪ And return to the apartment so you can feel my face ♪ ♪ Touch my body, touch my body ♪ -Thank you very much, doctor. I apreciate it. -Very sorry. -Eh, no, please. And scene. That's how it's done right there. Kristen Wiig! This is how you do it!