LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3

like Game of Thrones all over again. What is this? It's a column. Can we bring dragons? Please add dragons to the game. It would be amazing. What will happen here? We have some guys that killed some. Sometimes he is a man with a very nervous foot, so he will be fine to deal with a king and a bit of cutting. What did we deal with last time? I'm saying the catapult is pretty MVP right now, we could bring in heroin again and beat his last attempt. pretty much what did I use to take these guys down?

I don't remember, let's do King against King. I think we had protectors last time, so if I'm going for bold, known as five, wasn't that five protectors like this? He has his. like a little bubble of protection, I don't know where else to add, one boss on each side though because they're pretty gnarly and then we'll fill the rest with howling squires on the front line, come on let's see what happens, cat's paw is so good , hit the King's shin, but that's it, there you go, the barrier is working, the King's protective bubble is swinging, the shields have gone flying, the blue king's blow on his own men, I need a cow's leg now same, crooked eye, please send us.

I'll need your help, send it, I order you, here we go, it comes, here it comes, this could be decisive, ah, it was a big shot, did it die, did it fall? I think they both died, this is going to be epic, they are both dead. okay, you need to recharge this as quickly as possible, here we go sir, your eyes are back to normal, you need to take this guy out as fast as you can before he gets to you because he's so fragile, will you? he throws it oh yeah that was cool or can you see his legs because his face was destroyed into a million pieces my friend um I can't see your face you're a legend sir Oh there's no final destination Squire Squires using my secret weapon it's actually No , it's headbutt time, so where are you?

Where are you? In the head. Butter. Let's fly into

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. Dodge the sword. Dodge the pointy things and you're good from there. It's okay, just use your head. She struts in really fast and punches him in the groin. trapped under his leg this is bad wait, wait, wait, wait, he could fall and die, where the sword goes well, his fancy footwork oh, he's fallen, yeah, come on, we win, it's such an awkward fight and I think our lady is sleeping, but it costs 100 pounds, but well, run boldly, flee, this one should be easy to spend 500 and a whole army of bards will play sweet music until they fall, who will be the chosen one?

I'm thinking a medium and the head butter, the head butter was also served, wait how. a lot we have to spend 500 we can't afford the catapults we can't um say hello sir crooked eye come on God our adventure you have this friend they are literate literally run away you are idiots as is my army it is the stupidest fight I have ever seen in my life head Bob del cliff do it oh no no yourself oh you're so stupid what have you done no goodbye she sleeps with the fish now howling she gets along scaring all that yes, she scared him Fantastic death, this guy gives up too.

I think I'll just wait until I've won this one. I have no idea what the halfling is doing. He grabbed this guy by the middle of the crack, by the navel, and he's just dragging him. What is it? by sniffing his fart, I mean, if you do that, you run the risk of dying right there. I heard the bards do some stinky things, what are you doing? I mean, it's a technique, I mean, I'd never seen that technique before we did it. I didn't teach that in the barracks, but my goodness, it's working. What are you doing?

I'm not really sure what he's doing. He will grab them and turn them until they die. How many left? Yeah oh there's some down there that's a bit risky this is the longest fight yet get him whipped throw him take his guitar and smash it it might actually be a banjo grab his banjo and smash it do it I'm expecting something fantastic, nothing has happened yet. sick of this it's boring you've failed me medium you know what one two three hold on what are the Knights I can't afford it well one two three four five these are five of my best men and I have chosen them to take over the bards, actually, these are my five least favorite men because it's an easy task, don't go out of bounds, even though that would be really bad, please don't do that, you see why they are my least favorite men.

Now that they're not very good at their jobs the chase, you know, watch him stab this guy in the back in cold blood, come on guys, this is easy, an easy pick, this is like a training session, you even got them cornered Against the Bush, catch him, you hit the rock, you missed, what are you doing, sir? Yes, these are definitely my least favorite men, he's even doing something weird like dancing, I thought he wouldn't do it, he's not threatening, okay, you finally have it, but what are you doing Peter? I told you war isn't for you how many are there too many left what this guy has released what's going on you have the sword stuck behind your back you're floating this is the worst fight ever it's supposed to be easy I think most my guys ended up killing themselves, they chase him, they chase him, they stab him in the back, it's easy, well, it's better, you can promote my most honorable man of my least favorite men if you kill this guy, come on.

You have to be faster than a bard or he will just kill himself. Take him to the other guy. I see that I already see the strategy. There is one more. Where's the sneaky little sly one? How are you going to approach this without killing yourself? Eh, okay, never? Keep in mind he just fell over haha ​​weirdest win ever oh look at this crooked eye against crooked eye okay we'll stay for this one but we can't how many is that one two three four that's it eight? I can only afford three, how is that fair? I'm going to have to pick things that fly, so I'm just going to do a bunch of Al Curry, you're, you're no match for our Lord, Lord, you fool, I don't hit them, okay, they've hit two, okay, This is probably a bad choice, actually go ahead, my beauties, you have double swords, they are very weak, yes, you have this look, look at them, dismantle them piece by piece, you think you can challenge me when I have, send your crooked eye, why ?

I keep saying it's Lord Crooked Eye, you know what I mean, easy dubbing and there you have it, how many levels does this have? There are so many traffic jams, trees, mammoths, shoot the cow, sounds interesting, what's the last one, final destination, mammoth, ah, that sounds great. but guys, unfortunately I'll have to leave our hot tub experience for today. I really enjoy this game, it's very fun. I hope you do too if you leave a like, we really appreciate that. Subscribe if you're new too. to join the TDM team today, otherwise you will miss the videos talking My Now and our videos you will miss, don't ring the bell, unfortunately I used to do that too, but from that thank you very much for watching, have a great day. and I'll see you next time