Lesbian confessions! *contains unsuitable content*Mar 29, 2022
and what if these tvs were these two fingers that say a lot about you hey guys welcome back to let's confess i'm going to kick it. I have a vicar of my skin and Weiser does not. I had you massage it it was kind of like a toothache well my marriage was bittersweet and I said it was ok to rub it oh my god and then she was like 'what do you do? So it's not cool weed is cool and I was like I accidentally touched your guru card and she was like I got the Veruca from a really fancy spa but I couldn't even afford to go somewhere as cool as usual.
I have no idea what to expect. You have read some of this week's
confessions. You said they were particularly good. it's really good night y'all been so this is one of my favorite starts to a confession ok it just says i love casual so i slept with my ex girlfriend trudy's mom yeah i do I do because I read it. in this it's like no but you know things like this happen they don't just happen in the soap opera yes you have to be a real piece to sleep in your daughter's ex puppy sorry I'm going to say it they are both people , yes, or is it the best love story, I have changed my change, well, you have a sugar mommy the scalloped one coming out about six months we will call her Georgia Jordan insisted that I meet her parents at six months that is a good amount of time three months it's like i don't feel a thing when i just turned on with you i thought i loved it the first day me and her mom got along so well and i ended up giving her my number in case of emergency the first time you met her like jordan wanted me to it happened in my right mmm welcome listen it would have happened if you both hadn't wanted a week to pass after George and I broke up his mom texted me asking if we could meet up to talk I was scared shitless I thought when she was in trouble for something but i went anyway she just wanted to have a talk and she was coming on me so hard.
We spent the afternoon together. r and I ended up going back to her house, which is probably also Jordan's house at her father's house, maybe us and something she didn't tell me was that she had a boyfriend and her partner is blissfully unconscious . I only learned to buy that from Jordan. but this girl broke up with her ex-girlfriend and then the whole ex-girlfriend broke up, the mother said how do you know in her chat let's go and she did so by the way I have a boyfriend so you know when women sleeping with women doesn't count like cheating yeah right who learned this from my ex so it doesn't count. mother, it depends on how they look like, please remember, obviously, the US price is different.
A few months ago I was masturbating babe, yeah, just as I was getting going. strange things my dad called me for dinner was the way i ignored him and continued to yell so i took my hand out of my pants and went downstairs. He had forgotten to wash my hands because he just wanted to eat dinner right away. and going to finish what I had started when I bent down and extended my hand to take the plate my dad asks if there is blood on my fingers I looked at him and he was right blood on two fingers what are these two things those two fingers that says too much about you anyway i ran to the bathroom to wash my hands in a panic but i'm sure he already knows why i was there i came up with some excuse about using the bathroom and not washing my hands right away no please always never but later said words i will never forget it looks like you stuck your fingers in the jam jar i have scars for life can i tell the story about when your mom picks you up at the bus stop that you need to have sexual problems like moms i just know your mom knew she was like you had sex and you know wash your fucking hands is the moral of the story damn she asked to make a hijacked dinner so i put a bottle of vodka in my vagina she was live too or on Omegle while he was doing it and I did it because they told me it was a Russian standard 700ml bottle.
I put it on the lid first and got almost halfway there. The neck of the bottle was in the middle and it hurt a little, but he made me come twice. I still have the bottle. It's half full and on my shelf I'm going to have a fresh confession right now that you don't know I think reading these
confessionsis having a very bad influence on me I was in the bathroom the other day I think it was full of shower gel and I was like but all funny and then i said my vagina can taste soap the enemy took it back you know it's from the white company it was very expensive your mom bought it for us are you enjoying this yes i love it you wanted a fantasy this is your fault then i buy as it is one from my close friends who is in some kind of open ip relationship with my other friend they both told me they would definitely sleep with me they promised me a threesome it's so weird because they both pretend they haven't but still talk about it oh i want so badly happen too side note i really like fetish P so i enjoy talking about it mm yeah let's break this down let me tell you my take on P I think it's more about power than e of the P my urine smells exactly like coffee.
I could take one a day Marmite every day I really don't drink water I don't think it's okay I'm speechless I accidentally saw a person who wasn't supposed to be a person cry every day I don't understand the relationship Those two people were in a relationship two people in open relief with the girl had a threesome, i actually like it too P oh that's a little side note that's really nice. of them I would also like an update with photos please not a video h because we don't like each other my girlfriend at that time stayed to sleep at my house but my mother forced us to sleep together in a room with my brother because she knew that we were together oh moms are so nasty when doing it is so gross yeah like me and we are in the same bed and he was in a different one but we were all in the same room and at night we were so horny.
It was the loudest five I've ever heard, so we were laughing and I still had my hand on her, but he kept farting non-stop for five minutes. and i was left with a heartbroken brother but this is a funny story so why don't i know this? I know she still has how the meowing of babies stopped me, my own father would put an end, that happened, that would stop me. I mean, like immediately, you like, oh, there's nothing like a fart, you can't touch yourself. with your own cupcake, okay, this one is specifically for Rosie, since she's the one from Queen.
I'm in a bind. I once gave a guy a legit, regretted it and swore not to give for years. yes cute was the word i was saying to you so you had a bad one you swore not to give them for years what you're doing is swearing to yourself something magical and truly wonderful the acts of prank the idea of you isn't it? Sounds like my phobia and it's worse. Will we ever have who knows who died? Okay, here we have an attitude story. I like it. My girlfriend, who is from Manchester and was visiting, watched them with pride. a week and her parents were bitten so we slept in the same bed for the first two days but on sunday her dad almost collapsed seeing a hickey on her neck but i don't need to go home but they finally let me. sleeping on a couch if this was bold i'd go would have gone i like the old compromised move you do what you wanna do horny little shits i don't like his father he's bossy without right i just don't want to bother my hating girlfriend that sucks to be him because we had sex on the couch at 3:00 in the morning the next day, right where you sit every day and on the floor to listen to a fierce revenge story about how someone wants to be a father, this is enlightening isn't it?
So? Now I see it with the eyes of parents. he says don't sleep in the same room they have revenge sex in his chair abstinence is the only way forward i'm going to say you have sex and you'll die sexual entry confession that's an injury me and my ex were having a really hard time when for the afternoon after you left i showered and all that jazz to moisturize i noticed one of my nipples was green i panicked immediately i called my mom to ask her what it could be and she seemed pretty worried and told me to google i researched kinda and i sold that on my nipple it could have turned green it was due to a wild hickey which made sense and i tuned out for a few seconds until i realized my mom will have seen the same thing googling now my mom knows my nipples turn green from rough sacks moral of the story don't let anyone near your nipple is that the teacher or do i feel terrible i think you got the wrong lesson from this don't tell him s things to your mom yes the lesson if you have a green nipple wait a minute assess the situation would be like oh my god you've given me gangrene get out of my house now very impressive i love sexual injuries could break the great time you had it's a good pain i once had sex with someone while we were being tested with belton and he pushed me with every ban and kill but the sex was so good we went on once when i was a teenager and still in that horny insatiable phase i tried to create my own dildo with a magic game model after it dried.
I tried masturbating to it, the heat from my body softened it again so it broke/melted inside me. I had to take it out and then my vagina turned yellow for the next few days. They belong to you for being creative, yes, that in itself is. a youtube channel also imagine if you were using your model class one was like what are you doing you're like a rocket how much detail you went into the clay how it was like a smooth fellow islander or how it created a moon landing is what i'm doing me im melting inside your body would have panicked a lot mate felt good competing with you thats the bisexual in you always looking on the bright side well yeah im dirty and untrustworthy sure yeah problematic on ask reddit they said a reddit doctors like dumb injuries that could be easily prevented and this doctor said all this woman kept coming because she kept freezing a glass dildo and kept breaking her rod and someone was like someone getting this woman a met allic butt plug and a ice pack now like you just put metal in the fridge it doesn't know much but things that you are inside of you your needs but you only live one Amé rich in your ass no Can I say those were my favorite confessors so far in the series and they were 100% brilliant?
Ooh, that's all. I can't believe girl sex with an ex is my jam jar fingers. and if you want us to confess something to someone else on your behalf we will come here we will do anything we will do anything for money link in description love you and leave you and good luck. with your jam jar fingers and don't put anything glass that's cheeky on the back and waist wash your hands bye
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