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LEARNING TO MAKE TAMALES!

LEARNING TO MAKE TAMALES!
Hey oh my trash is showing a little bit of backstory okay or front story depending on which side of the story you want to look at so my girlfriend is Mexican okay 100% we think I am not yet every year her family does this thing where they take a gigantic piece of circular bread and then they cut into it and if you if you accidentally cut the baby Jesus then you got to

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the white boy got the baby Jesus so I asked my beautiful beautiful supportive girlfriend if she could bring me um everything I'm gonna need to

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because I have no idea how to do it she brought me this which I thought she was just bringing me like a bag of mashed potatoes to have for dinner it turns out that's for the

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there she got me these and then she brought me cheese okay which left out all night so we don't know what happened the whole family got real sick after eating the

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it's like the cheese was sitting out all night there's a trash can down there don't worry they didn't go in there but there is one down there I'm just gonna go to youtube and type in how to

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de Rajas con queso poblano just a melissa recipe I read the English part in her Spanish accent sorry you didn't even give me a chance to say hi she called me a dude I am but I mean what if I weren't you gotta get in there quick she's too she's too fast for me is there poblano peppers in here there's jalapa knows we're just not...
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gonna put the poblanos in there we'll skip that whole part everyone is to rehydrate the Masada units are you dehydrated it was in the fridge are you making it from the scritch scratch jump to the future where you're at this point where I was sitting in the fridge all night sometimes they have hairs is that my heater now what were you saying about the hairs only find hairs in your already cooked food not your uncooked corn husks you put them in hot water what now hold on babe get busy yeah yeah do I put all the husks inside the water maybe this man just sticking them in the water did you say two hours I missed at least a minute what you said go back to the disappointing thing you said earlier mmm what's the rule for cutting corners okay Oh what did you say quick detail how quick where my beautiful beautiful loving supportive girlfriend knew I was gonna film this in the morning she didn't tell me I had to soak these for two hours that would have been real great you know that's what girlfriends do but I have all the time in the world patience though I have very little love it's been two minutes may I begin let me just wipe my hands off here like a normal person yes let's continue monster cheese pepper Jake never heard of monster chains what oh okay I need to Google something real quick before I continue can cheese sit out all night there's risk of pathogens and mold carcinogens get out of the water two hours ago they're pretty hard but...
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does that matter I don't know what's the difference why do they have to soak I didn't I didn't hear you technically y'all wouldn't know if I came back and said oh it's been two hours I mean you have no idea watch tell me how convincing this is all right guys this no I can't do it I'm smiling I gave it away let me try again guys so it's been two hours um I was able to run some errands the Sun has gone down obviously go ahead and take em let's just oh you're a packet on the head and hold on I skipped way too far I spoiled the ending just like the cheese this ain't my first rodeo it is however my first tamale okay one perfect tamale down this is the rough site this is the wrong thing and this is the song so this is saying you want to use turns out you have to put the masa on the soft side cool I love starting over it's one of my favorite pastimes rough also rough oh is it because I did a little soak for two hours they're both rough my corn husk is way too husky I'm just gonna get okay I got a 50-50 chance okay I got the moss on the soft side or the hard side you just take a piece of cheese okay she didn't put my side I'm like this half right here upwards tomalak and then I just do that several hundreds of times okay got my steamer steady a statement okay so I'm gonna

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excuse me yes I'm to say say it to my face what did you do today

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distillery games he's bailing did you buy de...
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comprar ropa no Anna what time do you usually wake up no I take a shower sure made each oh how to skip ahead ease I sleep almost eight hours per night sure little SEO chores Panama the way democracy Oh Charles cannot cheat I'm going to bed alright maybe we had post odd maybe boy uncle's have you had breakfast yet I'm making it do you like getting up early or late what's with all the bedtime talk where do you live now little Davey the shower water no maybe that's how old what is your address can you turn off the lights please just get me into somebody's desk what color can you get into the closet horrible open the window where are we going my window the cops come where is this gonna end up why didn't you answer me when I called you yesterday oh this thank you one thing yeah Mary yeah Davis be in they made me they made me they base be it the blow dryers broken again the television doesn't work just like the blow dryer so not only am I now well-versed in Spanish phrases but I'm also well versed in

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okay have one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve okay she has a family of 30 so this should be fun you're gonna do great that's got a boil once that boils I'll wait an hour and a half and I'll come back here and then we'll be good to go okay okay so it's been an hour I'm just kidding it's been like 30 seconds Oh finally still 30 seconds no I'm just messing with you okay I'll let...
you know when it's done yeah you can't trust a thing I say oh that was no good I think I don't know I've never made them before that's so good Wow I couldn't

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them better myself do you have any trouble getting out here tommelise no they just rolled right out are you lying no you were pretty thank you a Native American woman uh-huh try my tomorrow okay don't be biased because I'm your boyfriend you're really good give me the news you're really good when I stop filming are you gonna put sour cream on it that's just cuz I'm so American or I get it get out of my

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