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I remember writing a couple of sketches, some news, right, I was invigorated for the first one for the first show and at seven at night maybe at six, I don't know, it's Tuesday night and the next day. on the first reading and I press the elevator button and the elevator doors open and the executive producer was Dick Ebersol and he said what was it, what were you going to, I said, I'm going home, you know, he said. I'm actually going home, yeah, I said, yeah, I wrote, I've got two or three sketches on the nose pieces, yeah, and he said, well, no, we stayed up all night there from the night before three until On Tuesday night, we prepared all night.

Because? Would you stay up all night? And he said, well, this is how we do it, how you do what I understand, they've been there, you know, one month, six weeks, what's going to be accomplished by the next, what eight, nine, ten hours . stay up all night, what's for what? and I said well, yeah, you know I did the work, so I'll see you tomorrow, yeah, you're gone, I'm gone, I've never gotten a really notable sketch that wasn't held against you, yeah, yeah, that's the question. is how soon after the output was slightly aborted, oh that's about, yes, you know that well, research shows that yes, it's about five or six programs.

I haven't gotten anything on the air and the sketches of I have to say they were reproduced. very good at reading making people laugh you know what works and what doesn't it's a tough room and if it works it works absolutely yes so another one of my sketches was cut after the dress and there's about five minutes left until the show starts. to start with and I, I went up his dick and went crazy, you left him, you gave him a part of your mind, I said, feel free, I said this, Joe Staggs sticks, I'm done, I already had him, I left him, I never I felt so better.

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? Are you kidding? No, I'm sorry, you didn't tell me. I walked home and I remember it was very cold and I was walking home. I started to think what did you just do to let them know, but her. outline something important, you know you care about getting paid and then I started thinking about money, sure, and I thought, well, that's two years with reruns that I could, I could live two years, it just cost me easily, you know, yeah, like that I'm going. At home and my neighbor Kramer yes, he says what are you doing?

What are you doing at home? How do you know that on the show? I said I lost my temper I cut my sketch I quit he said Hey, what did you do that for the exam? An idiot. I know he said well, I said you know you should do it, you should come back Monday morning and pretend this whole thing never happened. I said she's so easy, yes, yes, she would work, yes, so that's what the hell, so on Monday morning the visiting cyclists gathered. Come in, I say good morning to the people, okay, I take a seat, now everyone heard this pretty loud bang, yeah, and they look at me like you know what you're doing here, but no one says it, no one says.

I just get stares and Then some idiot started walking around the room asking people what they were working on. You know, we came to me and I said, I'm thinking, I'm thinking about doing the sketch of this acrobatic group. You know, yeah, were you making that up? or actually you had some stuff from before you quit, no I'm sure I have some stuff on my brain that I passed on to the next person who was that and then I did it at a time when George leaves his job and then comes back, although nothing happened. wrong, I wonder if they would have come to you at that table to present

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ideas for that week's show and you would have sat down.

I make this guy do his sketch of a guy who screams when he leaves Boston and then comes back on Monday, oh they were if they had taken oh oh you mean that oh no right then oh yeah