Kristen Wiig moments that heal my soul | SNL

a few last words come closer oh you got someone there it's princesses like you've never seen them before thank you all for coming to my castle housewarming party you guys are like stepsisters to me and not the evil kind heaven and earth have been created, now we must populate them hindra, what do you have? Mine is so stupid oh god I don't want to show you ok so dumb I'm sure he's great just show him ok. start a charity to help raise money for the dwarves because they need our help because they are not real people.

I can't believe she made dwarves my thing and they're not people. i know he's so stupid he was so sleepy when i did it and the colors um he does he has one leg um he doesn't have two legs but i thought it would be cool if he always hid one of them huh so stupid i love it approved what so we'll go ahead with Millions of those, who's the audience, you know, Aunt Sue is glad to be a part of this, I'm sorry, I love surprises, she's so excited because they don't know Sue, what are you? im good yeah my hips have tightened up oh god i have butt cramps someone else sorry oh sorry im so fucking excited i have one a mega dog i hate him kendra what have?

I'll just say um it's just a first draft I mean everything you guys do is so amazing this is like oh this is so stupid um but I thought of a clam and I would describe it as a little nugget of slime. who lives inside like a hard purse approved next whats up gilly whats up you dropped America's favorite dessert on my head sorry she can stop every conversation just by walking into the room she can change your night with one look and if you ask her what it is she Will she tell you that I'm a dancer?

What did I get for our trip under the sea? 25,000. Can you believe it? But hey, we can all afford it. What's wrong with her? I already spent the last one in a lap dance her name is beautiful rich a free spirit her ex boyfriend was a promoter of a club red flag hindra that's what i saw you working on friday oh yeah what she was working on um what if we did something that you can't really see or touch and it's like it's made of nothing, that's probably crazy, but I call it music. where exactly to go what to do and all her friends are guys sam penelope please sit down take a seat philippe i'm running this show no you shouldn't be saying this but you're driving me crazy oh i'm going crazy i'm going really crazy a crazy car so my car is an ad I do promotional work for planners so mr peanut on wheels the windshield is a monocle and the convertible top is a top hat so it's parked outside sit down i think we could all use a break you know what i got a good idea .

I'll put a DVD. It will help you find ways to relieve stress in situations like this. These methods also work. Welcome. Everyone has stress. we should all be together sisters i'm janice i'm holly i'm she's funny but not funny like haha ​​funny like yikes it will be 441 what that can't be right uh oh you're right you know what that means me getting to do something very weird fine voids require a lot energy i think i need half an ailment i'm going to rip this fake ass tissue that's a major red flag worked successfully prevented your actual total is 38.51 and here's a free wink i will cash you can use your dam but if it's more easy don't worry i'll cross my eyes so i can't see your secret code if you're still here thanks for coming