Kickstarter Crap - HattrickWear: The Augmented Reality HatJun 11, 2021
Hello everyone and welcome back to the initial preparation day. They described their look at their so-called hat trick where I feel like I'm blinking a lot why I'm blinking so much. What is happening to me? Patrick, we are the
realityhat. caught a cap with cap okay, I won't discriminate I-oh oh oh son sorry guys, all I have to improvise is that mocking the black is a roll of duct tape and a copy of Windows 7, yeah, believe it. or not, I don't have a hat, I don't have a single hat, I have never had the need to have a hat, because you know how much time you think I spend in the sun, hello ladies and gentle and elusive motor nuts.
Nowadays, Omar is fascinated by
reality. Well, it looks like we have a new Lear in the building instead of an iPad app where you can shoot Nerf darts at him. We have a hat where you can put a mirror on it. And he appears. To be just as crazy, he puts Starbucks cups on his head and meditates, what a crazy guy. I would love to meet Omar, he seems like an amazing guy, really charismatic, but unfortunately the solutions available don't help him at all right now, I'm not the biggest supporter. of Google Glass, I don't think it's the next big thing, but you know, showing a clip of an old lady really struggling with her Google Glass, she's got some claws in the air, squinting with one eye and closing the other.
This is not a normal feature for a Google Glass user, okay, you are not convincing anyone that your triplet will be better than Google Glass because this is not Google Glass, retards, ladies and gentlemen, wait, get a lot. % What is this music? It's like a Mexican action movie or something and someone's heart jumps out a window but someone just landed on someone's chicken saw. What is a Mexican birthday party called? My jokes would be better if I were from this world, from another world, I'm actually from another world. I'm not worldly, that's my problem. You can easily interact with your mobile by swiping the screen using voice commands and gestures or even using a simple remote control.
Oh great, you make it so much simpler with the remote control which is not complicated at all. God forbid, you actually have a phone that you just look down and scroll through. Hey, if you want, with the phone you even have the freedom to hold it if you have a weird fetish where you need all your phones at forehead level, you can do that. that you can do that with your hand maybe it's designed with a unique structure so that it bounces all white around your head comfortably oh man that looks about as comfortable as binding a snowboard just by putting it on the back of my head oh that would be Sick, where do I sign up?
Give me two four, can you even give me a chin strap? Give me any chin strap available so I can lower it to the camera through a pair of reflective prisms. The prisms are custom made, very light and easy to adjust. what you'll hear a lot in this project is prisms prisms prisms prisms prisms prisms prisms is a good buzzword to use when you don't want to say mirrors because mirrors is too nice a word to use that way. I want to sound a little presumptuous, yes I have prisms, my hat is made of prisms and crystals, yes, I mean, don't get me wrong guys, prisms is the technical word I should use and maybe it should be used, but they are prisms, yes .
I have a prism and there is a crystal and behind me who the voice is this this is a character that does not exist in reality exists in the twilight zone in reality it is not the most important thing Patrick where he makes you look cool hat trick where he makes you You look great, just ask these people who look really weird and uncomfortable. Request a ride. Yeah, if you saw me wearing a hat trick from across the room, would you go out with me? Apparently it's a legitimate concern because that's pretty much the question. Haywood was asked in one of those clips: would you approach someone wearing one of these hats?
Yes, I would approach them. Well, would you go out with them? Yeah, let's wait, let's wait for that for a moment. I need to catch my breath. Even after approaching a person wearing one of these pieces, it's a perfect ad for Millennials. Millennials, do you see why you would say yes? It's good for people. It's perfect for people who are less judgmental because they're progressive little idiots. You know, oh, you know, you know, that could work, yeah, yeah, you know, the piece of cheese tied to your penis, which is probably a doable thing, it's not necessarily for me, but maybe maybe Millennials would like that. , although I am a little.
Millennial, it's not like he doesn't beat around the bush or idiot Patrick White is already working on some cool apps, but he socializes sports games in seconds, oh yeah, creating golf apps. Golf apps because that's really the hot sport among Millennials, they're really into it playing golf, it's really hot among Millennials, yeah, they drink beer, in golf it seems like that hat trick is really helping them play the flute, okay guys, so there are two mirrors, there is one mirror on the top and one on the bottom. the mirror at the top captures the view in front of you without marking Ulis Lee will look very bad for obvious reasons it is the mirror and then it will reflect that image this is the worst part, keep in mind that you go back to the camera and from the cameraman you will reflect off the prism at the bottom of the wing into your eyeball and in the meantime the screen is this big so you know it wasn't bad before, without the second prism reflecting back to the camera you have a whole litany of problems that are going to result in oh great, it's this guy again, okay, he overreacts to technology, easy, he's the high train, you bring him any product, no matter how stupid it is, and he says This is the next hip-hop product I feel.
Like I've seen this guy every time I leave Walmart, he's like oh oh you know you like music, yeah I like music. Oh, look at this, oh, thank you, oh, wait, wait, what are you going?, oh, I'm leaving, I just made the purchase. I'm going home without meat it's 5 dollars oh oh no no no don't take it back please if you're interested in backing this project there's a really fancy $39 tier where you get a t-shirt that says I can see you naked my hat trick okay guys, that's going to do it for this Kickstarter episode. I hope you enjoyed watching the rumor mill on Facebook Twitter YouTube, relax, you're supposed to be an introvert next time, when bubble wrap pops, it exists in the twilight zone.
Well actually I'm not the guy from the twilight zone in a world where people wear crazy hats hats that augment reality what is augmented reality questions well are you about to go on a journey a journey into a man's life the life of a man where he finds reality augmented
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