Kevin Hart TROLLING Stephen A.

you have an exclusive announcement I have an announcement, okay, this is actually breaking news, breaking news and I chose to do it here even though you chose the bad. Susie uses a lot of big words. I really don't think he knows the definition of the words are great points to make him seem like a polite man, like yeah, well I heard Steve use words like despicable, he used it wrong a couple of times and said, listen to me, jump, you don't have a Despicable moment, take my job. Oh. Take my job, what you know right, all I have to do is point at myself, talk out loud and say a bunch of words, it doesn't make any sense, that's all I have to do, let me tell you something, jump, okay, I'm not going. to talk about this man's samaritan and the severity to ask you a question one thing is to wear your hat backwards you have an afro underneath or something like that it looks it looks very very tall I will tell you what is all that I hear like many of your damn matters, okay, whatever's going on under my hat, it's none of your business, the only information you need to know is that I don't have a fungus on the top of my head like you, that's true, Steven. you have a part of this year, well, of this era, of this generation, why don't you admit to the public in America that you got that from listening to me?

Because that's what I've been saying all week, well, Steven, I'm going to admit it. it's that you need to rest your mustache back that's what I'm going to admit okay that's what I'm going to admit I don't know I don't know what he did I don't know what he did there's too much space in the middle here men artists here oh look at this with a special birthday gift just first even a rip off trip Jersey Devo I brought you gifts for your first birthday - yeah I bought you some cool stuff you know our own headphones so that's for you.

Amazing music headphones travel a lot, so these will be great for me. Marta's headphones for you on her birthday. The way I made what you guys brought to you. to skip don't do it-you can't he doesn't do it to me start going in his soliloquy and it doesn't matter what the soliloquy is who doesn't you never have to say soliloquy right? because that's how he wakes up and there's someone saying seven words to him, honey, laugh, young man, how did I get to be so little? He wasn't worried about what he would have to wear today.

I read the dictionary every day. I'm so sick. I tell you something. You know you don't minimize it affects me that you did those things eagles don't have wings you wrote those things you say why don't they cut them off you said those things is eh, how did you find out that you said those love? They should be stepbrothers and sisters, they don't love each other, you said I said you said all those bad things about my city, I didn't know you knew, but now we're flying, ask, do you have a problem? Saying these comments I do, I'm trying to understand once you lower your voice lower your voice you're not going to talk to her you're going to give me the respect I deserve don't talk to me like I'm a man move on I have a problem with what she said .

I'm trying to figure out how in God's name I ended up with you, Steve Max. Well, people might come up to you from time to time and want to just take a photo with you and congratulate you. Brilliant. work mm-hmm with me they wanted to be mmm my life is harder well Steven this is what I want you to realize hey you're lying no one comes close to you okay Steven a Smith doesn't have a sale not one there's never been a request for a photo, there's never been a request for a date, you snap your finger, famous, that's the instinct, that's the guy, you're going to the Clippers game this year.

I'm going to several Clippers games, don't you know what? I once mentioned it well because you didn't give me a chance to sign and then you started doing some things. I created several teams within those several teams that the Clippers were on, you would know that if you knew if you knew how to talk if you knew about this world you would know that that's what I meant Steve, okay, what you're doing is assuming that's your problem. , you assume the Clippers are playing like a big bastard. Eclipse is a great place right now, you are a bully with a capital B, you come here and bully people with words that we don't understand even in a dictionary-sized and that makes you a trauma or disaster patient to what you are I'm used to negativity, I'm not, I'm used to positivity, cousins ​​are positive responses, I'm used to love. environments when I pass here there is a cloud there is always a cloud around here how you create that cloud maybe you bring that stormy cloud rain negative thunder I come here with a different energy man and I want to tell you brother you are special you are special, you are going to be someone, you two They disgust me, come on, say it, you don't know anything about sports.

I sit in my bed and watch them talk about nothing every morning, do you know how upset it makes me? You know what I know. Do you know I'm sick of it? You have no idea, sit here and eat your little cupcakes and I'm sick of it, duh, cupcake number two, ruin. What now approaches here will fall through my eyes and spell enemies with those winds. It's super. Bowl, he's going to spell pose, you know why because I understand what the man went through and I love history and you're about to see history, that's why I'm here to witness the flight of history, the flapping of the eagles, like this that's how I feel Steven Naismith Molly, I think it's time for a commercial, well, you see, I have four of them.

I'm a four-time MVP, so if you want to talk to me about my career and basketball, how about we pick a season because I have four great words and a zygote? Greatest of all time when it comes to celebrity basketball games, you should respect me and you should respect my situation. If you're not going to do that, then don't talk about it at all. Where were you last year when the Eagles sucked? oh, I'm fine, yeah, I can find you, I was looking for you, I can find you, you were too busy, but now they got a little, they went to some games and here everyone is banging while talking about the Knicks, I hear them talking. about the Knicks all the time yeah, not me, not you, who speaks for the team when your team is losing, there's nothing to talk about, so there's a sports fan and you have nothing to say, no you say it at all. right now guess what my birds are flying that's what we're doing flying so guess what I'm going to do I'm going to talk I'll bleed Philadelphia is giving you the business on your birthday Steven Naismith you know what you know the bane of cupcakes when it comes to the Knicks you are always wrong, okay, yes, you are wrong, really, thank you because your love gets in the way of your opinion, you didn't have to get it right.

I'm going to these things because you need your team, who is your team? First of all, let me tell you that I love coming here. You know, when I come here, you guys are really cool at seeing me do my thing and it might be because I'm better than you guys at your jobs. I don't know, okay? The fact that I am a walking almanac I ask you for respect makes no sense to me I ask you for respect