Kevin Hart Tried To Cut The Line At Traffic Court - CONAN on TBS

You've had some trouble keeping your driver's license, haven't you? We've talked about this before, but he's had his driver's license taken away multiple times due to some violations, I swear I can't make this story up. I just came from

court

today I went to

court

today I kind of don't know I know you're asking me a serious question I swear I was in court today renewing my driver's license again because I got suspended I'm a speed demon you're a speed demon speed speed demon I don't I don't respect the law and I don't feel like I have to because now I'm a sex symbol when you do this when you do that official no I don't get it no I'm a sex symbol.

I feel like I'm supposed to go fast. Sexy people are supposed to drive fast. Today in uh, in court like this, the officer recognizes me and says, hey, I'm going to get you out of here fast, he takes me to the front, literally, I tell the guy that I said guilty, I just want to pay so he's okay. So to give me my paper so I can go pay for it, there's a long

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of people paying for it, so I said, you know what I'm going to try to bribe the person in the front. ticket if you let me go in front of you so my friend says no don't do that let's find one of the cops and see if they can just you know put you in front I said okay the guy puts me in the show up the officer in front puts me in front it's a true story a guy is always a guy in

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yells why does he have to cut everyone off and i'm standing there i'm just standing there and i happen to look and everyone in line they're mexican and i was like there's nothing i can say to not sound racist i was like uh i'm famous and uh that never works no it just didn't work no it just didn't work the guy says listen i've been here for an hour.

You have to open another window or he won't go away. i understand that people like him make us happy and this is our way of showing him our appreciation that's great no it wasn't a great offense she was booed bad when you have to tell people you're famous it's never good it's never good how do you dare? you're famous we need to get to these real hollywood husbands this is some kind of fake reality show it's the realest fakest reality show that's going to be on tv that's the best way to describe it for those who don't know uh basically i did a tv show where i poke fun at reality uh when you think rally tv shows you think basketball wives you think housewives from atlanta and orange county so everyone always talks about this. just fight and argue so I said I wanted to make fun of it so what I did was I got a bunch of guys who weren't afraid to make fun of ourselves and we basically embellished our lives myself, Nick Cannon, Boris, Kojo, Robin Thicke, Dwayne Martin Faison. i love nelly a bunch of a bunch of great people jb smoove we're all on this show and it's the most hilarious frenzy i guess you could say uh outrageous behavior you'll see from men ok we have a clip here it's me i don't know if we need something for set it up they're probably not real hollywood husbands we just set it up it's a sexy clip so my snowboard hits a rock then i go flying through the air i hit a cabin when i wake up upstairs mick jagger is giving me chocolate hot no way with cognac yeah that's crazy really mick jagger how old is he now what is he dead and a half this hair is whoa come on

kevin

this is my friend there's no reason to keep disrespecting him like that no friend but don't worry about it nelly you know what's pretty funny

kevin

you should do stand up uh you know i stand up and you know i'm one of the best at it second best second best whose second best me you're a fucking lie i'm first you better know he stole my pickle joke i've been doing that pickle joke for years shut up jb