Katya Zamo & Trixie Mattel - Bestie$ for Ca$h

as we host our best friends for cash game show, we are best friends, we get to share how much we know about each other and for every correct match our best friends win $10. Hi, I'm Katya Zamo with Givat and I'm from Boston. Hi, I'm Trixie Mattel. and I'm originally from Milwaukee but now live in sunny West Hollywood kochia is a complex female character, she's a woman of grace and dignity uh Trixie is like this thing that looks like it fell off the kids' toy shelf at Toys R Us but It's this really dark, sharp, weird, eccentric comedy, remember when Jodie Foster went through her heat, the contact wormhole and saw her father dead on the beach every night, when I lay my head on the pillow, I see Trixie on the beach and she's dead too and I came back to give a statement in front of Angela Bath, it's the hole, it's a long story, but we are best friends whether I want to admit it or not.

Katya is amazing because she crawls completely and ugly, she doesn't really appear. but in the drag race we really got closer and then after the drag race for a while we were talking on the phone like every other day. I'm motivated, I'm going to go out on the field and give it my all. I'm going to make my coach very proud of me. Let's go to dinner after this so that the money will come in handy. I want to go to Chipotle but they try to charge for extra guacamole and I'm not the one we're going to play who would play you in a movie.

I think we serve all the Gellers. Oh God, did you write Sarah's circular? I was thinking of a slightly more realistic delivery and I think the guys are regular customers. Would she ever read to you? I play it straight from the hip around the corner I wrote Angeline oh that's it Angeline you're right hello oh my god I have three answers if one of them is mine I'm leaving here okay so obviously it's Elizabeth Shue Rebecca De Mornay or Aileen Wuornos okay, boring, I said Kathleen Turner, oh, that's good, really good, because she has a smoker's voice, yeah, she does it well.

I mean, she would. I was thinking of Romancing the Stone Kathleen Turner, not the current Kathleen Turner. that sucks which i think a catholic bug wouldn't do that that was a good answer who could do a better violet chachki impression? He had the smallest waist in the history of drag racing. I don't know why these girls don't choose me. My impression because she's congratulations, no, she's great, though yeah, whatever on a scale of one to ten, how hungry are you, how hungry are you, I'm going to go with a five, oh, I said she died of malnutrition six months ago, I told you I loved. you know, my cat, if I had a cat, if he crushed like quarters underneath, something I did for a lot of people, just the court and then yeah, I said ten, which I said because when you walked, you hugged me, you grabbed my rear.

He kept holding on and said, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry honey, wait and I said she's super horny mmm, he's important when the guy has her tits and she's bouncing and she was yes, yes, yes, look, it's like that. weird, like a car, yeah, you know? what's my tit with the song sponges, oh my god, come on, dual purpose, a hairy and dirty sponge, well, violets, the rich one, who's the celebrity you like. I always think about his Josh, having no idea, what's his name, okay, Paul Rudd House downstairs, oh, I said. Gary Busey, oh my gosh, I like that you just happened to not even read the questions you just asked, since I'll be free.

I'll rephrase it so all the other answers are just Gary, what did I say? Don't know. that you know he's Dwayne the rock Johnson, are you kidding me? I said jean-claude Van Damme she said: let me know the Queen video, yes, but I wanted to beat Katya. I know that was the graph that was the childhood in which our dr. queen would be kai Kai. With I said box, what did you write? We have to both do it right for $10 oh okay don't break down oh I forgot you answered your question first. He would be violent, we have $10, yeah, that's between us, so we have $5. well, we can go to we can go in and out and then we can go to the in and out burger if you do, I want to get the hint, Have you ever had sex and drag?

No, never, never, never, yes Ryan. Reynolds was like Tracy, I want to make you speak Spanish, I'd say yes, but only then, yeah, we're halfway there, duh, I said yes, she's a Russian bisexual shemale hooker, yay, guys wouldn't want you, you want me , you. Oh please, no, no, I thought the same thing. I was coming from a concert covered in blood in a baseball cap and sneakers and then this guy followed me down the street and you said and I said, "This is ridiculous if you put a wig on a fire hydrant to be a lion in it." the street Oh, totally, yeah, because they want that fantasy, okay, we got it, oh, but it was easy because your horror, yeah, see what's your least favorite lip sync song I hate that get out of it get up that?

All the pageant queens excite me expel me this ain't over until the fat lady sings she didn't tell me about the hey thought you said that I said we're in concert number one in depth I'll like anything well I'd have to say anything about Katy Perry, but honestly, any Katy is fair, I hate anything like walking season and seeing a queen dressed in red doing like fireworks I feel like she's the Jimmy Buffett of modern pop music, she has. more followers on Instagram than us and they don't say anything, oh, they buy them these days, no, yes, they absolutely do, if you can look at, you know, all the percentages. from the real thing, they're real followers on Twitter, yeah, like everyone, like Rihanna, Katy Perry, my bottom lip and they're all like 40% they're just fake and anything real, if you've ever made love to a woman, no , never, I am gold in every rule. platinum Starrcade I was never ever born by C-section I never even touched my mother's I never knew I had it I won't pay Jess I'm sorry, this is like that time I trusted you with that opening lip sync at the Airways clubs.

I was embarrassed when I watched the episode and thought, oh, the audios off on the TV because you're confidently saying the wrong things, yeah, because you're like I'm compromising. I had to sell it. I had to sell it. Yes I had sexual relations. Not with the woman, I completely thought you would have done it, I like it, really fluid, I had, I've had, I've had many other things with women, but I've never put my penis in a vagina, look, I would have thought you would. At least you did it once because you cared about someone because you're gay but you're not like you're training your Yolo ladies, they may be eligible for number one bachelorette, she doesn't stick her lace fronts and she's never home. to the number one bachelor Kashia, you're rotten, the Gila monster, what's your favorite type of meat?

I'm a vegetarian, nothing, boom, I said, I eat beef steak. I hate that this is the only question that's loaded and you answered it like a bored white woman because I said baked Hispanic Jews with earrings I like the guy who says these heck, what would you call your makeup style? I would say kabuki Holly pocket oh, this is, I basically understood that it's not exactly that verb, but it's the same idea, coloring book for the blind, that's totally it, I almost have my number, yeah, that's totally it, broad strokes brought to the woman, ample tons, hello people, I found that she wore makeup like this in drag.

I thought because she was trying to win, oh, I thought this is what she got out of me. the door first I would say a fresh faced woman of grace and dignity Elle Macpherson IRA got those back issues of Self magazine I would say Rebecca De Mornay for the explosive games thank you I think it's a new and risky business, it doesn't seem like anything , yes I love it. I said passable during the day woman taking a commuter train, yeah dad, well that's just give us that money, give us the money, date, time, come by a little, oh I'm not on the Staten Island Ferry, probably always yes, and you meet some of them on the commuter train. trains they didn't put on makeup on the train yes they get along without anything I'm in a who it's like taking liquid makeup in her hands and rubbing it on her face fixing her eyebrows putting on mascara absolutely this is a woman do I look like her? you know who, so we won a plaque, oh my god, one for you, one for you, oh my god, we gotta go to dinner, we can eat this, have you ever found a dollar in your wig?

I told you, thank you very much, yes, the best. testicles for cash sexy I love you, I love you, I love working with you, I love you too, can I have a little kiss, daddy was right, yes I have red lipstick, don't forget to subscribe to wild, I'm so horny I want just shake your bud, I'm ready, I just want to shake you and when it's a two-handed game and I don't want your cross and your nails any less, there's time for them to look like a stinky finger, a stinky man, they look like claws like Sigourney.

Weaver is like she's Rebecca doing today's wig or knee. Weaver in your hands, how do they get up so far from your little bed?