Justin Bieber Carpool Karaoke 2020

(Applause and applause) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK, MAN. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. James: IT'S BEEN A WHILE. YEAH. James: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? ABOUT THREE YEARS. James: A lot has happened. MARRIED MAN, NOW HAS A MUSTACHE. (Applause and applause) James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC? REMEMBER, BABY. James: LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THE RADIO? YES. ♪ I'M AT A PARTY I DON'T WANT TO BE AT ♪ AND I NEVER WEAR A SUIT AND TIE ♪ I WONDER IF HE COULD CLIMB UP MY BACK ♪ NOBODY LOOKS ME IN THE EYES ♪ THEN HE TAKES MY HAND ♪ YOU DON'T THINK I FIT IN AT THIS PARTY ♪ EVERYONE HAS A LOT TO SAY, YES ♪ I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I'M NOBODY, MM ♪ WHO WANTS TO FIT IN ANYWAY?

BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ♪ WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH, ALL THE BAD THINGS GONE ♪ AND YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE MAYBE I'M SOMEONE ♪ I CAN DEAL WITH THE BAD NIGHTS WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH , OOH, OOH I THINK YOU AND EDGE, AMAZING WRITERS, WALTER WALL SMASHES, ED WILL NEVER JOIN YOU IN CHOREOGRAPHY. RIGHT. James: AND THIS SONG I THINK REQUESTS CHOREOGRAPHY. I THINK YOU COULD DO IT. James: WHAT WOULD THE MOVEMENTS OF THAT CHOIR BE? WE WOULD HAVE TO GET UP. James: THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS -- ♪ BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHEN I'M WITH MY -- ♪ IN THE MIDDLE IMMEDIATELY, NO.

INSTANTLY I WAS LIKE, YES, NO. THAT WAS MY THOUGHT. BUT I LOVE YOU, AND YOUR VALUE STILL THE SAME, YOU ARE STILL VALUABLE BUT THAT DANCE THERE DOES NOT ADD VALUE TO ANYTHING. James: DIDN'T SEEN ENOUGH. I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, I'VE SEEN WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE. James: BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YES -- NO, NO, THAT'S NOT -- THAT'S NOT WHAT KIDS WANT TO SEE. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THESE KIDS ON TIK TOK? THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT. THEY WANT TO SEE, WOW! James: WHAT, LIKE - YES, EXACTLY. (Applause) SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT TO SEE.

James: ♪ LOOK, I DON'T CARE, WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YES ♪ AND I'VE BEEN ON TIK TOK AND THAT'S PEOPLE MAKING DANIELS DELICIOUS. I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD MAKE A DELICIOUS TIK TOK DANCE CHOREOGRAPHY RIGHT NOW. (Applause and applause) ♪ THE YUMMY YUMMY ♪ NO, NO. DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE? BECAUSE MAYBE I COULD GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE. James: OKAY. So you're going to make the right arm like it's delicious. James: VERY GOOD. ♪ YOU HAVE THAT DELICIOUS ♪ THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BRING IT THIS WAY AND THIS HAND ANOTHER WAY, SO YOU'VE GOT THAT ♪ ♪ YUMMY YUM ♪ AND YOU'LL OPEN YOUR ARMS LIKE THIS, DELICIOUS YUM.

James: IF I had thought of that choreography, you would have said it was TERRIBLE. NO, I WOULD NOT HAVE IT. (LAUGHTER) James: I HAD TOLD YOU, THIS IS YOUR DANCE ♪ ♪ YES, YOU HAVE THAT DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS -- ♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? James: YOU WOULD HAVE LEFT, THAT'S TERRIBLE. IT IS YOUR DELIVERY. YOUR DELIVERY IS BAD. YOUR DELIVERY IS GARBAGE. James: TEACH ME THESE COMPLEX MOVEMENTS. I DIDN'T SAY THEY ARE COMPLEX. I JUST SAID THAT THE DELIVERY HAS TO BE A-1. James: SO ♪ THIS IS SO DELICIOUS ♪ ♪ THAT DELICIOUS OPEN ♪ SHALL WE DO THE WOLF? James: IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THIS.

I DIDN'T SAY HE'S EXTREMELY COMPLICATED. James: ♪ YOU HAVE THAT DELICIOUS YUM, DELICIOUS YUM, DELICIOUS ♪ YES. James: AND THEN WE BOUNCE ♪ ♪ YOU GOT THAT DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS ♪ ♪ SAY THAT WORD ON MY WAY ♪ ♪ SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY YES BABY, YES BABY, YES BABY ♪ ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ YES, YOU GOT THAT DELICIOUS, YUM, THAT DELICIOUS, YUM ♪ THAT DELICIOUS, DAY DELICIOUS YES, YOU GOT THAT DELICIOUS, YUM ♪ THAT DELICIOUS, YUM THAT DELICIOUS, DAY OF MY ♪ SAY THE WORD, MY WAY YES BABY, YES BABY, YES BABY ♪ ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY ♪ YES BABY, YES BABY, YES BABY ♪ IN THE MORNING OR AFTERNOON SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY ♪ STUD OF GOOD FAITH YOU ARE NOT IN NO STABLE, NO ♪ YOU KEEP RUNNING YOU'RE NOT ON YOUR SIDE ♪ YOU'RE NUMBER ONE YES, EVERY TIME I COME ♪ YOU DO IT FIFTY-FIFTY ♪ I LOVE THE WAY YOU DIVIDE IT UP HUNDRED SHELVES ♪ HELP ME SPEND IT, BABY, LIGHT A MATCH, GET LITTY, BABY ♪ THAT JET SET, LOOK AT THE SUNSET A LITTLE, YEAH YEAH ♪ THE EYES ROLLING IN MY HEAD MAKE MY TOES CURL, YEAH YEAH ♪ YES, YOU HAVE DELICIOUS, YUM YUM, YUM, YUM (Applause and applause) ♪ HOW DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS ♪ James: WOW, I HAVE EVER FELT OLDER THAN I WAS AT THAT MOMENT THEN.

YOU'RE NOT YOUNG, I TOLD YOU (LAUGHTER) James: NOW, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING, JUSTIN BIEBER. Uh huh. James: A CHOICE YOU MADE LAST YEAR. MM-HMM. James: I'M GOING TO SAY I FOUND HIM PERFECTING. GOOD. James: YOU CHALLENGED TOM CRUISE TO A FIGHT. MM-HMM. James: WHY? I DON'T KNOW, I WAS JUST BEING... I WAS JUST BEING STUPID, TO BE HONEST. IT'S NOT STUPID, BUT... AND PEOPLE SAID, YES, I WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN. AND I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT COULD REALLY BE FUN. James: IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN FOR YOU. I have to say that I believe that if you and I fight, you will win.

I THINK IF YOU AND TOM CRUISE HAVE A FIGHT, I'LL BACK TOM EVERY DAY TO HAVE THE WEEK. ABSOLUTELY NOT. James: I COME BACK TO TOM EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. I try not to let my ego get in the way, but there is absolutely no way. HE'S NOT THE GUY YOU SEE IN -- James: HE IS. IT IS IN PHENOMENAL SHAPE. A PHENOMENAL FORM DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A GOOD FIGHTER. James: OH MY WORD... (LAUGHTER) I'M STARTING TO GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY BOILING ME, MAN, I WANT TO FIGHT YOU! James: OPEN UP TO TOM CRUISE.

MAKE ME AND THEN LIKE ZACH BRAFF AND THEN TOM CRUISE. I THINK YOU ARE FASCINATED BY THE CHARACTERS HE HAS PLAYED. James: NO, I'M FASCINATED BY THE MAN. I'M NOT KIDDING. I AM HISPANIZED - YOU ARE HISPANIZED BY THE CHARACTERS HE HAS PLAYED. Jaime: NO. I'M TELLING YOU, YOU WON'T WANT TO DO IT. I'M DANGEROUS. MY AJILLTY IS CRAZY, CRAZY. James: HE MAKES MOVIES CALLED "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE", THE MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE AND HE MAKES IT POSSIBLE. HE'S AN ACTOR! James: JUMP OUT OF PLANES. I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE MIND CONTROL I HAVE! (LAUGHTER) MY MIND CONTROL IS ANOTHER SHOW -- James: OH MY GOD.

I'M DIFFERENT. James: LISTEN. I AM THE CONNOR MCGREGOR OF ENTERTAINMENT! (LAUGHTER) THIS IS THE FACT! FIGHT RIGHT NOW, JUST DO IT. James: DUDE, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING. THIS WILL BE TELEVISED. YES! (LAUGHTER) James: Okay, okay. THIS IS HALF OF TOM CRUISE. THIS IS HALF OF TOM CRUISE. READY. ALRIGHT. ARE YOU GOING TO SAY, SHOULD I START OR SHOULD I START? YOU CAN SAY IT. James: HAVE YOU START? YOU CAN SAY IT. James: HAVE YOU STARTED? I HAVE NOT STARTED YET. THREE, TWO, ONE, LET'S GO. AAAHHHH! ♪ DRIVE THE CAR. James: YOU STILL CAN'T BE TOM CRUISE. ♪ FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU RAIN ON MY PARADE ♪ AND ALL THE CLUBS YOU GET USING MY NAME ♪ YOU THINK YOU BROKE MY HEART OH GIRL, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ♪ YOU THINK I'M CRYING FOR MYSELF, WELL I'M NOT ♪ AND I DIDN'T WANT TO WRITE A SONG BECAUSE I DIDN'T LOVE ANYONE ♪ THINKING I STILL CARE, I DON'T CARE ♪ BUT YOU STILL PICK UP MY PHONE AND BABY, I'M STILL FOLLOWING ♪ AND I THINK YOU SHOULD BE SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO HOLD ON ♪, MAYBE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ♪ A MY MOM DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND SHE LIKES ALL OF YOU ♪ AND I NEVER LIKE TO ADMIT THAT I WAS WRONG ♪ AND I'VE BEEN SO STUCK IN MY JOB, I DIDN'T SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING ♪, BUT NOW I KNOW, IT'S BETTER TO SLEEP ALONE ♪ BECAUSE IF YOU I LIKE YOUR LIGHTS SO MUCH ♪ OH BABY, YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF ♪ AND IF YOU THINK I'M STILL HOLDING ON TO SOMETHING ♪ YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF (Applause and applause) FOR YOUR WEDDING.

YOU MARRIED. HE GOT MARRIED. James: How long ago did you get married? I GOT MARRIED ONE YEAR AGO. James: Okay. YEAH. James: AND WHAT IS IT LIKE? WHAT IS MARRIED LIFE LIKE? BEING MARRIED IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME. SHE IS EXTRAORDINARY. James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU STAYING IN? YES, WE STAYED A LOT. WE ENJOY WATCHING MOVIES AND JUST TALKING AND EATING TOGETHER. James: WHAT DO YOU WATCH IN THE SHARE WHEN YOU'RE AT HOME? IT'S A COZY NIGHT, YOU AND MRS. BIEBS. WE GO THROUGH THE HOUSE SERIES, YOU KNOW, DR. HOME.

WE DO IT FRIENDS. James: WHAT FRIENDS CHARACTER DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I THINK I'M A MIXTURE OF ALL OF THEM. James: YOU THINK YOU'RE A MIX OF CHANDLER, ROSS AND JOEY. YES BECAUSE ROSS IS THE SUPER SENSITIVE ONE, AND I AM SUPER SENSITIVE. AND CHANDLER IS SUPERSARCASTIC AND WITNESS. I mean, I'm not going to praise myself, but I would like to say that I am a little clever. James: GIVE US YOUR BEST JOEY, HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU? (LAUGHTER) James: I mean, I would really like to see JUSTIN BIEBER RELEASE "SMELLY CAT" on tour, DO YOU KNOW THAT PHOEBE SONG? ♪ ANNOYING CAT, ANNOYING CAT ♪ ♪ THEY'RE FEEDING YOU ♪ ♪ ANNOYING CAT, ANNOYING CAT ♪ ♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪ (Applause and applause) James: THAT WITH A B UNDERLINE -- R -- ♪ ANNOYING CAT, CAT ANNOYING, THEY'RE FEEDING YOU ♪ ♪ ANNOYING CAT, ANNOYING CAT, ♪ ♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪ James: I'M JUST SAYING. (LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE) A SHOUT TO YOUR MOM AND DAD ♪ FOR GIVING YOU A STANDING OVATION ♪ THEY DID A GREAT JOB RAISING YOU ♪ WHEN I BELIEVE YOU ARE MY MUSE ♪ THE KIND OF SMILE THAT MAKES NEWS ♪ NO ONE CAN SHADOW YOUR NAME IN THESE STREETS ♪ TRIPLE THREAT, YOU'RE A BOSS YOU'RE A BANK, YOU'RE A BEAST ♪ YOU MAKE CHOOSING EASY YOU HAVE AN EVIL TOUCH ♪ I CAN'T DENY NO, I CAN'T REJECT ♪ PICTURE -PERFECT YOU DON'T NEED A FILTER ♪ BEAUTIFUL, MAKE THEM FALL DEAD You're a KILLER ♪ BATHE WITH ALL MY ATTENTION ♪ YES, THESE ARE MY ONLY INTENTIONS ♪ STAY IN THE KITCHEN COOKING ♪ CUT YOUR OWN BREAD HEART FULL OF EQUITY ♪ YOU ARE AN ASSET MAKE SURE THAT ♪ YOU DO NOT NEED MENTIONS YES, THESE ARE MY ♪ ONLY INTENTIONS ONLY INTENTIONS (A applause and applause ) NOW, DID YOU SING AT YOUR WEDDING?

YES. James: WHAT DID YOU SING? I TOLD MYSELF I WAS NOT GOING TO DO IT BECAUSE I THINK IT'S A LITTLE STRANGE WHEN PEOPLE GO AND BE LIKE THEIR OWN ARTISTS. BUT IT WAS SOMETHING ORGANIC. EVERYONE WAS VIBEING AND I SANG HALEY "ONE ULT LONELY GIRL." James: YOU WOULD SING THAT ON STAGE. You used to pick a fan and give her a rose. ON YOUR WEDDING DAY, YOU WOULD BE... I SAID YOU'RE THE LAST LONELY GIRL. ♪ HOW MANY DID I TELL YOU AND START AGAIN ♪ AND SHOULDERS, HAVE YOU CRIED BEFORE? ♪ HOW MANY PROMISES DO I KNOW HONEST GIRL? ♪ HOW MANY TEARS DID YOU LET THE FLOOR FALL? ♪ HOW MANY BAGS DID YOU PACK JUST TO TAKE THEM BACK ♪ TELL ME HOW MANY ANOTHER OR ♪ BUT NOT MORE IF YOU LET ME ♪ INSIDE YOUR WORLD THERE WAS ONE LESS ♪ THE LONELY GIRL SAW SO MANY PRETTY FACES ♪ IN THE WORLD THERE WILL BE ♪ ONE LESS GIRL and FOR YOU ♪ ONE LONE GIRL LESS I'LL COME FOR YOU ♪ ONE GIRL LONE LESS I'LL COME FOR YOU ♪ ONE GIRL ONLY LESS I'LL COME FOR YOU ♪ THERE WILL BE ONE LONE GIRL LESS ♪ I'LL COME FOR YOU I'LL PUT YOU FIRST ♪ I'LL COME FOR YOU I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU'RE WORTH ♪ THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IF YOU LEAVE ME INSIDE YOUR WORLD ♪ THERE WILL BE A LESS LONELY GIRL ♪ YOU, SHAWTY ♪ James: I GOT chills.

SHAKING CHILLS. James: OH GOD. WHO - OKAY. ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. BREATHE DEEPLY, HERE, THROUGH YOUR NOSE. James: WHO... I'LL HAVE TO STOP FROM HERE. (LAUGHTER) THANKS TO JUSTIN BIEBER!