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Justin Bieber Carpool Karaoke 2020

Justin Bieber Carpool Karaoke 2020
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANKS SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK, MAN. >> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. >> James: IT'S BEEN AWHILE. YEAH. >> James: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? >> ABOUT THREE YEARS. >> James: A LOT'S HAPPENED. MARRIED MAN, GOT A MUSTACHE NOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC? >> LAY BACK, BABY. >> James: SHALL WE SEE WHAT'S ON THE RADIO? >> YEAH. ♪ I'M AT A PARTY I DON'T WANNA BE AT ♪ AND I DON'T EVER WEAR A SUIT AND TIE ♪ WONDERIN' IF I COULD SNEAK OUT THE BACK ♪ NOBODY'S EVEN LOOKIN' ME IN MY EYES ♪ THEN YOU TAKE MY HAND ♪ DON'T THINK I FIT IN AT THIS PARTY ♪ EVERYONE'S GOT SO MUCH TO SAY, YEAH ♪ I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I'M NOBODY, MM ♪ WHO WANTS TO FIT IN ANYWAY? 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE ♪ WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH ALL THE BAD THINGS DISAPPEAR ♪ AND YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE MAYBE I AM SOMEBODY ♪ I CAN DEAL WITH THE BAD NIGHTS WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH IS I THINK YOU AND EDGE, INCREDIBLE WRITERS, WALTER WALL SMASHES, ED IS NEVER GOING TO JOIN YOU IN CHOREOGRAPHY. >> RIGHT. >> James: AND THIS SONG I THINK IS CRYING OUT FOR CHOREOGRAPHY. >> I THINK YOU COULD DO IT. >> James: WHAT WOULD THE MOVES BE TO THAT CHORUS? >> WE WOULD HAVE TO STAND UP. >> James: THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS -- ♪ BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHEN I'M...
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WITH MY -- ♪ >> MIDDLEIMMEDIATELY, NO. INSTANTLY I WAS, LIKE, YEAH, NO. THAT WAS MY THOUGHT. BUT I LOVE YOU, AND YOUR VALUE STAYS THE SAME, YOU'RE STILL VALUABLE BUT THAT DANCE RIGHT THERE DOES NOT A ADD VALUE TO ANYTHING. >> James: YOU DIDN'T SEE ENOUGH OF IT. >> I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, I'VE SEEN WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE. >> James: BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH -- >> NO, NO, THAT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT WHAT THE KIDS WANT TO SEE. EVER SEE THESE KIDS ON TIK TOK? THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT. THEY WANT TO SEE, WHOA! >> James: WHAT, LIKE -- YEAH, EXACTLY. ( CHEERING ) SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT TO SEE. >> James: ♪ SEE I DON'T CARE, WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEA ♪ AND I HAVE BEEN ON TIK TOK AND THAT'S PEOPLE DOING DANIELS TO YUMMY. >> I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD MAKE A DEFINITIVE YUMMY CHOREOGRAPHY TIK TOK DANCE RIGHT NOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ THE YUMMY YUMMY ♪ >> NOPE, NOPE. DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU SOME TIPS? BECAUSE I COULD MAYBE GIVE YOU SOME TIPS. >> James: ALL RIGHT. SO YOU'RE GOING TO DO RIGHT ARM LIKE IT'S YUMMY. >> James: ALL RIGHT,. ♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY ♪ >> THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BRING IT THIS WAY AND THIS HAND THAT WAY, SO YOU'VE GOT THAT ♪ ♪ YUMMY YUM ♪ AND YOU WILL BRING YOUR ARMS OPEN LIKE THIS, YUMMY YUM. >> James: IF I HAD JUST COME UP WITH THAT CHOREOGRAPHY, YOU WOULD HAVE SAID...
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IT'S TERRIBLE. >> NO, I WOULDN'T HAVE. ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I WOULD HAVE SAID TO YOU, THIS IS THE DANCE TO YOU ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY -- ♪ >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? >> James: YOU WOULD HAVE GONE, THAT'S TERRIBLE. >> IT'S YOUR DELIVERY. YOUR DELIVERY IS BAD. > YOUR DELIVERY IS TRASH. >> James: TEACH ME THESE COMPLEX MOVES. >> I DIDN'T SAY THEY'RE COMPLEX. I JUST SAID THE DELIVERY HAS TO BE A-1. >> James: SO ♪ THIS IS GOT THAT YUMMY YUM ♪ ♪ THAT OPEN YUMMY YUM ♪ >> SHALL WE DO THE WOLF? >> James: IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THIS. >> I DIDN'T SAY IT'S EXTREMELY COMPLICATED. >> James: ♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUM, YUMMY YUM, YUMMY ♪ >> YEAH. >> James: AND THEN WE BOUNCE ♪ ♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY ♪ ♪ SAY THAT WORD ON MY WAY ♪ ♪ SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE ♪ ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM THAT YUMMY, YUM ♪ THAT YUMMY, YUMMY YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM ♪ THAT YUMMY, YUM THAT YUMMY, YUMMY ♪ SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE ♪ ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY ♪ YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE YEAH BABE ♪ IN THE MORNING OR LATE SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY ♪ BONAFIDE STALLION YOU AIN'T IN NO STABLE, NO ♪ YOU STAY ON THE RUN AIN'T ON THE SIDE ♪ YOU'RE NUMBER ONE YEAH, EVERY TIME I...
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COME AROUND ♪ YOU GET IT DONE FIFTY-FIFTY ♪ LOVE THE WAY YOU SPLIT IT HUNNID RACKS ♪ HELP ME SPEND IT, BABE LIGHT A MATCH, GET LITTY, BABE ♪ THAT JET SET, WATCH THE SUNSET KINDA, YEAH, YEAH ♪ ROLLIN' EYES BACK IN MY HEAD MAKE MY TOES CURL, YEAH, YEAH ♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM THAT YUMMY, YUM ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ THAT YUMMY, YUMMY ♪ >> James: WOW, OPIATE IF I'VE EVER FELT OLDER THAN I TID IN THAT MOMENT THEN. >> YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, I'LL TELL YOU THAT ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: NOW, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING, JUSTIN BIEBER. >> UH-HUH. >> James: A CHOICE YOU MADE LAST YEAR. >> MM-HMM. >> James: I'M GOING TO SAY I FOUND IT PERPLEXING. >> OKAY. >> James: YOU CHALLENGED TOM CRUISE TO A FIGHT. >> MM-HMM. >> James: WHY? I DON'T KNOW, I WAS JUST BEING -- I WAS JUST BEING STUPID, TO BE HONEST. NOT STUPID, BUT -- AND PEOPLE WERE, LIKE, YEAH, I WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN. AND I WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT COULD ACTUALLY BE FUNNY. >> James: WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN FOR YOU. I'VE GOT TO SAY, I THINK IF ME AND YOU HAVE A FIGHT, YOU WIN. I THINK IF YOU AND TOM CRUISE HAVE A FIGHT, I BACK TOM EVERY DAY TO HAVE THE WEEK. >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> James: I BACK TOM EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. >> I TRY NOT TO LET MY EGO GET IN THE WAY, BUT THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY. HE'S NOT THE GUY YOU SEE IN -- >> James: HE IS. HE IS IN...
PHENOMENAL SHAPE. >> PHENOMENAL SHAPE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE A GOOD FIGHTER. >> James: OH, MY WORD... ( LAUGHTER ) >> I START TO GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY BOILING ME UP, MAN, I WANT TO FIGHT YOU! >> James: WORK YOUR WAY UP TO TOM CRUISE. DO ME AND THEN LIKE ZACH BRAFF AND THEN TOM CRUISE. >> I THINK YOU'RE MESMERIZED BY THE CHARACTERS HE'S PLAYED. >> James: NO, I'M MESMERIZED BY THE MAN. I'M NOT JOKING. I AM MESMERIZED -- >> YOU'RE MESMERIZED BY THE CHARACTERS HE'S PLAYED. >> James: NO. I'M TELLING YOU, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO -- I'M DANGEROUS. MY AJILLTY IS CRAZY, INSANE. >> James: HE DOES MOVIES CALLED "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE," THE MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE AND HE MAKES IT POSSIBLE. >> HE'S AN ACTOR! >> James: HE JUMPS OUT OF PLANES. >> I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE MIND CONTROL THAT I HAVE! ( LAUGHTER ) MY MIND CONTROL IS ANOTHER SPECIMEN -- >> James: OH, MY GOD. I'M DIFFERENT. >> James: LISTEN. I'M THE CONNOR MCGREGOR OF ENTERTAINMENT! ( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS THE FACT! WRESTLE ME RIGHT NOW, JUST DO IT. >> James: DUDE, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING. THIS WILL BE TELEVISED. >> YES! ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: OKAY, OKAY. THIS IS HALF OF TOM CRUISE. THIS IS HALF OF TOM CRUISE. READY. ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU GOING TO SAY AM I STARTING OR AM I STARTED. >> YOU CAN SAY IT. >> James: HAVE YOU STARTED...
YET? >> YOU CAN SAY IT. >> James: HAVE YOU STARTED? I HAVEN'T STARTED YET. THREE, TWO, ONE, GO. AAAHHH! ♪ >> DRIVE THE CAR. >> James: YOU STILL CAN'T BE TOM CRUISE. ♪ FOR ALL THE TIMES THAT YOU RAIN ON MY PARADE ♪ AND ALL THE CLUBS YOU GET IN USING MY NAME ♪ YOU THINK YOU BROKE MY HEART OH GIRL FOR GOODNESS SAKE ♪ YOU THINK I'M CRYING ON MY OWN, WELL I AIN'T ♪ AND I DIDN'T WANNA WRITE A SONG 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE ♪ THINKING I STILL CARE I DON'T ♪ BUT, YOU STILL HIT MY PHONE UP AND BABY I BE MOVIN' ON ♪ AND I THINK YOU SHOULD BE SOMETHIN' I DON'T WANNA HOLD ♪ BACK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ♪ MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU AND SHE LIKES EVERYONE ♪ AND I NEVER LIKE TO ADMIT THAT I WAS WRONG ♪ AND I'VE BEEN SO CAUGHT UP IN MY JOB, DIDN'T SEE WHAT'S GOING ♪ ON, BUT NOW I KNOW, I'M BETTER SLEEPING ON MY OWN ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK THAT MUCH ♪ OH BABY YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF ♪ AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M STILL HOLDIN' ON TO SOMETHIN' ♪ YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ABOUT YOUR WEDDING. YOU GOT MARRIED. >> GOT MARRIED. >> James: HOW LONG AGO DID YOU GET MARRIED? >> I GOT MARRIED ABOUT A YEAR AGO. >> James: OKAY. YEAH. >> James: AND HOW IS IT? HOW IS MARRIED LIFE? >> BEING MARRIED IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. SHE'S EXTRAORDINARY. >>...
James: WHAT DO YOU DO? DO YOU STAY IN? >> YEAH, WE STAY IN A LOT. WE ENJOY WATCHING MOVIES AND JUST TALKING AND EATING TOGETHER. >> James: WHAT DO YOU BINGE WATCH WHEN YOU'RE HOME. IT'S A COZY NIGHT IN, YOU AND MRS. BIEBS. >> WE GOT THROUGH THE SERIES OF HOUSE, YOU KNOW, DR. HOUSE. WE DO FRIENDS. >> James: WHICH FRIENDS CHARACTER DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? >> I THINK I'M A MIX OF ALL OF THEM. >> James: YOU THINK YOU'RE A MIX OF CHANDLER, ROSS AND JOEY. >> YEAH BECAUSE ROSS IS THE SUPER SENSITIVE ONE, AND I'M SUPER SENSITIVE. AND CHANDLER IS SUPER SARCASTIC AND WITTY. I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE MYSELF COMPLIMENTS, BUT I'D LIKE TO SAY I'M A LITTLE WITTY. >> James: GIVE US YOUR BEST JOEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> HOW YOU DOIN'? ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I MEAN, I'D QUITE LIKE TO SEE ON TOUR JUSTIN BIEBER PULL OUT THE "SMELLY CAT," YOU KNOW THE PHOEBE SONG? ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT ♪ ♪ WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU ♪ ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT ♪ ♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: THAT WITH A B UNDER IT -- R -- ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU ♪ ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, ♪ ♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪ >> James: I'M JUST SAYING. ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) SHOUT OUT TO YOUR MOM AND DAD ♪ FOR MAKING YOU STANDING OVATION ♪ THEY DID A GREAT JOB RAISING YOU ♪ WHEN I CREATE YOU'RE MY MUSE ♪ THE...
KIND OF SMILE THAT MAKES THE NEWS ♪ CAN'T NOBODY THROW SHADE ON YOUR NAME IN THESE STREETS ♪ TRIPLE THREAT, YOU A BOSS YOU A BANK, YOU A BEAST ♪ YOU MAKE IT EASY TO CHOOSE YOU GOT A MEAN TOUCH ♪ I CAN'T REFUSE NO, I CAN'T REFUSE IT ♪ PICTURE-PERFECT YOU DON'T NEED NO FILTER ♪ GORGEOUS, MAKE 'EM DROP DEAD YOU A KILLER ♪ SHOWER YOU WITH ALL MY ATTENTION ♪ YEAH, THESE ARE MY ONLY INTENTIONS ♪ STAY IN THE KITCHEN COOKING UP ♪ CUT YOUR OWN BREAD HEART FULL OF EQUITY ♪ YOU'RE AN ASSET MAKE SURE THAT YOU ♪ DON'T NEED NO MENTIONS YEAH, THESE ARE MY ♪ ONLY INTENTIONS ONLY INTENTIONS ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, DID YOU SING AT YOUR WEDDING? >> YEAH. >> James: WHAT DID YOU SING? I TOLD MYSELF I WASN'T GOING TO BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD WHEN PEOPLE, LIKE, GO AND THEY'RE LIKE THEIR OWN ARTISTS AT THE THING. BUT IT WAS AN ORGANIC THING. EVERYONE WAS VIBING AND I SANG HALEY "ONE LAST LONELY GIRL." >> James: YOU WOULD SING THAT ON STAGE. YOU USED TO PICK A FAN AND GIVE A FAN A ROSE. ON YOUR WEDDING DAY, YOU WOULD BE -- >> I SAID YOU'RE THE ONE LAST LONELY GIRL. ♪ HOW MANY I TOLD YOU'S AND START OVERS ♪ AND SHOULDERS HAVE YOU CRIED ON BEFORE? ♪ HOW MANY PROMISES BE HONEST GIRL? ♪ HOW MANY TEARS YOU LET HIT THE FLOOR? ♪ HOW MANY BAGS YOU PACKED JUST TO TAKE 'EM BACK ♪ TELL ME THAT HOW MANY EITHER OR'S ♪ BUT NO MORE IF YOU LET ME ♪ INSIDE OF YOUR WORLD...
THERE'D BE THE ONE LESS ♪ LONELY GIRL SAW SO MANY PRETTY FACES ♪ IN THE WORLD THERE'S GONNA BE ♪ ONE LESS LONELY GIRL I'M COMING FOR YOU ♪ ONE LESS LONELY GIRL I'M COMING FOR YOU ♪ ONE LESS LONELY GIRL I'M COMING FOR YOU ♪ ONE LESS LONELY GIRL I'M COMING FOR YOU ♪ THERE'S GONNA BE ONE LESS LONELY GIRL ♪ I'M COMING FOR YOU I'M GONNA PUT YOU FIRST ♪ I'M COMING FOR YOU I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU'RE WORTH ♪ THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO IF YOU LET ME INSIDE YOUR WORLD ♪ THERE'S GONNA BE ONE LESS LONELY GIRL ♪ YOU SHAWTY ♪ >> James: I HAVE GOT CHILLS. CHILLS. >> James: OH, GOSH. WHOO -- >> IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. TAKE A DEEP BREATH, HERE, THROUGH YOUR NOSE. >> James: WHOO... I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP FROM HERE. ( LAUGHTER ) THANKS TO JUSTIN BIEBER!