JUST TRY NOT TO LAUGH | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

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! Where are we going to delve into the internet and find out what's going to tickle our ribs today? Let me take a sip from my comedy cup. *Slurping/flushing noises intensify* Oh yes, very tasty, tastes like children's tears! But let's ZOOOOM the Internet and find out what will make us

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today. This video is called "Amazon Alexa hacked a Billy buh... Billy bass fish Billy bass fish"... Oh please be as good as I think you'll be... Video: Alexa, *Ding* what time does? Billy Bass Fish: It's currently 45 degrees in Cambridge with rain.

Tonight, you can expect rainy weather with a low of 43 degrees. Oohhhh, I want one! Ne- *starts

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ing* *cough* I need one! That's so fucking good! That's so much better than regular Alexa!! Aaaa! No, this should be good! This is from Seth Everman. Many of you have probably seen this guy before he's the only one. All of this is like the piano versions. The covers and he also did one that's like the Eminem song, this one is called 'Mirror Selfie' *Piano playing* He has a Kojima Productions phone case *Piano intensifies* There it is again! *laughs* What????? What the fuck!? *laughs* What the hell?

H-How did he do that? This is what it's always like *Jack imitates the piano badly* I drop my phone. Dropping the phone is the easy part. Oh! Wait, I understand. I understand. I see how it's done. I see it, well, that happens to be the obvious magic of movies once you figure it out. It's all ruined 'Spider-Man 3 dance scene with realistic audio without music' Oh no, this is going to be like those ones where Elvis is dancing on stage *Jack does weird jumping dance*. Oh God, I don't think he's ready for this! Lady: Ew! Peter: How are you? *Jack's adorable laugh* Oh, it's so embarrassing! *Jack makes fun of Peter's strange noises as he laughs* Oh my god, I forgot how bad that scene was! *Laughs* Oh, this goes on and on! *Peter grunts and does a weird dance with his ass* Ooooohhh God! *Laughs* Boy: Asshole *he makes fun of the background character * 'Asshole!' Oh man!

That scene from the original movie is both. It's the most embarrassing thing ever, but it's also fucking cool. When you really look at it like you're not supposed to take the scene seriously, which is what a lot of people did. I include myself the first time you see the movie. And then when you watch it again, you think, 'Okay, this movie is a masterpiece.' This movie is brilliant, it's way ahead of its time because of scenes like that. They were like: 'Hey \_(ツ)_/¯ . We can't take each other seriously anymore, so let's say: *Incredible dance* The curse of the Wege board???

Ohh my God! Is this the same guy who did the pregnant thing!? Oh yeah! Narrator: What is a wega board? Narrator: How do you make a weegi board? Narrator: What do you think of Oiji boards? Narrator: How does the Ojo board work? Narrator: How can we do planchit without using an ooija board? Narrator with an Australian accent: Is it dangerous to play Oija board? Narrator: Oujij Board????? Narrator: Is my ouiji board cursing me? Narrator: Is the online oueja board fake or real? Narrator with Scottish accent: Is this the real game of wija i? Narrator: How can we play the Ouijo board?

Narrator: Bored Weegee or whatever? Narrator: How can I tell if there is a ghost in my house without using a weggy board? Narrator: A Wiggy board game? What happens? Narrator: When he was a child he used to play with a quiche board. *Jack loses laughter* A quiche board!!?? What the fuck??? Oh Lord! He had never seen this! What's wrong with me!? This is from 2016!? I'm so behind! Oh God! That's gold! *Laughs* Quiche board... Narrator: Luigi board? Narrator: Luigi's board? Narrator: Make a Luigi board? Narrator: Have you played Luigi's board? Narrator: Can you burn a Luigi board?

Narrator: What is a Luigi board? Narrator: My friends approach Luigi and he mentions me! Narrator: How do Luigi's boards work? Narrator: Are Luigi's boards dangerous if you ask about ghosts? Super Quick Narrator: What's up with Luigi's board game? Is it creepy or is it possible to die from playing this game? Narrator becomes an anime character: Ah... Narrator: HELP QUIJA! Narrator: Do chine boards really work? Narrator: (Weeger) Experiences on the Quija board? Narrator: Please help! Ouija board (Wega board) help please!? Narrator: Please help! ! Quija Board (Wega Board) please help Narrator: Please help! Quija Board (wega borad) *narrator starts laughing* please help!

Narrator: How to use the Wedgie board? It is real? Narrator: Does the Wedgie board work and if so, what happened? Narrator: Where do I get a Wedgie board? Do I have to make my own Wedgie or can I buy one from a witch or VEGAN? *Jack dies laughing RIP* Why do you...? A witch or a vegan!? Are they interchangeable? Wait, there's more of the video... Narrator: GHOST GHOST GHOST Narrator: Period, question mark Oh! This is how I live my life When I walk down the hall with my sandwich in my hand and I hear the dashboard creak I think GHOST GHOST GHOST *Laughs* Oh!

That was good. Oh, I can't laugh, my stomach hurts. 'Why is there no white panther?' I have seen this. This is good. Oh, this, this video is so meta. Is it from mega64 or one of the guys Rock - Rocko from mega64 Guy 1: Hey guys Guy one: Uh, I was at the theater and I was thinking- Guy 2 and three: No! No! None at all,

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stop, no! Guy 1: What are you talking about? Guy 2 and 3: We saw the title of the video, so don't do it. Do not do that. We know what you were thinking, but stop it!

Guy 1: yeah, that probably wasn't a good idea... *Jack Giggles* That's so good! It's so meta because it's like a bunch of people make shitty

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like this like, 'why is there no white panther?' Because it's like 'oh what are people talking about this' and Black Panther is a very racially charged movie and a lot of people are talking about it because of the racial factor in the movie. Then a lot of people come out with things like 'Why isn't there a white panther, huh?' And then like their brain doesn't intervene between the time they record it and when they edit it and upload it, kind of like the Logan Paul situation, where it's like, 'Didn't your brain kick in at some point to say, maybe this is it?

It is not a good idea?' So, this is like a play-by-play of what it's like. Do you think people really see the title of clickbait titles? Of course they see, it's the first thing they see *claps* Phew! That is incredible. I love that video. This is a kindergarten weather report. But it was headlined that a boy had to do a weather report for her class. But his dad was like a visual effects person or something. Oh damn! Adorable Child: Hello to Nashville. I'm your local meteorologist, Carter Corts. Oh, it's so cute! Adorable boy: Today's weather report comes to you with the letter C and also with Pokémon cards.

Even cuter kid: Pokémon! Get all! *Jack Laughs* Adorable Boy: The current weather in Nashville using our new weather simulator! All I have to do is click this button *Child Screaming* Adorable Child: I'm in a hurricane! Oh my god, whoever your dad is, he's the fucking best! Shit! *Jack in... Ash's voice?* Pokémon cards! Get all! Adorable Child: How cold! Adorable Boy: Is there something behind me? Adorable little boy shouting: SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jack laughs and music plays as the adorable little boy dances* Aww! He's so cute! *Jack laughs* This was your Wavery Belmort weather report! I am Cardén Cortés.

Gosh, I wish all the weather reports were like this. Instead of all that nonsense that we have a low pressure system pushing in from the West and then from the East. We're going to have a hurricane on the way and everyone in this area will be screwed, get out of town. I want one like this! I don't know what this one is going to be like... This one is titled 'Robbie Rotten is a Communist' Robbie Rotten: I would like an ice cream... That high! I love Robbie so much. I love the lazy city. It's amazing Jack and Robbie: Wow!

I love how he grips it! Robbie Rotten: What do I owe you? Creepy Ice Cream Guy: Nothing. It's free. Robbie Rotten: *Gasps* Free!? (USSR anthem plays) Soyuz nerushimyj respublik svbodonykh splotila *music breaks* Jesus Christ Oh, what ripe fruit! Wii Sports Resort...? What is about to happen? I do not know what is happening. I'm going to have to keep talking because there's Nintendo music in the background and they're going to get mad at me Oh! *Laughs* Oh, that's good *laughs* Oooh, shit! I remember that! *Laughs* Oh my god, it's a Wii Sports! It's a Wii Sports with classic scenes.

Oh Lord. I've never seen that before oh Oh shit... oh wait! There's the second part! Yeah! It's like Wii Sports, but all these other viral videos in the background. Yeah, okay, give it to me. Let's see what you have this time... Go for it! 'Sword Play' *Laughs* That was a shovel No Hey, it's the same clip again! You can't use the same one twice! *Laughs* Ok, I feel bad for laughing at them. I feel so bad! :( But the clip is really funny because it's like a group of people thinking that amazing thing on the speedboat and then they

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I would feel bad if someone gets hurt though. I hope no one gets hurt in that video. Oh wait, hold the damn phone! He died, that's part of the talent?! C) I feel like I need a source on that! (Me too...) So after looking it up, it seems like it's a parody of the talent show (So that's okay?) Thank goodness that wasn't the case. These have to be the

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videos ever! Didn't what the fuck just happened!? Is dead? (Though I'd probably still watch it) Someone sent me this one. You all know Jack's April Fool's Day, right?

Yes. I'm familiar with it (I'm not :D) *Screams intensify* Classic! 'How about we spice things up?' Jack's scream* (Oh..) Oh, I get it! (Me too) *Laughing* *Jack's scream gets even louder* (Even I'm laughing while writing these subtitles xD) It works with all scenarios! (Yes, it does! :DD) Oh, I know where everyone is going and it's still fun! *Jack scream* *Plus some laughter from Jack* No! Gandolf! GanJack JackDolf Gandolf: Fly away, fools! Best of the morning for you (My name is JackDolf) *MORE SCREAMING* (This is by far my favorite scream xD) I don't know what's funnier, just the fact that I'm doing it or the fact that I'm not is doing it. well mixed? so it still sounds like it's right inside your head while it screams. 'Gus, I'm a grenade' Now, I've never seen The Fault in Our Stars. (What?) Me - I know that's where this is coming from, but I've never seen the scene, so I don't know what's going to happen...

Hazel: Gus, I'm a grenade! *Screaming* *Bossly Explosion* (Oh, that, I don't know :3) *Laughing* Ooohhh, that's good! (I'd say that too :V) That's good, Gus is from Breaking Bad. He was one of the characters! (I've never seen Breaking Bad...) And that's it for this episode of: Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos!! I hope you learned a lot here today, always remember that you can drink from the well of comedy whenever you want! (I didn't learn anything! Just so I don't get mad :DD) *Jack...Noise...?* Don't forget today's episode is sponsored by the letter C. Also sponsored by trumpets, get your trumpet today (Da letter C, do you all hear that?) *Trumpet* Start playing!

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