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Judge Postpones Trump's Documents Case, Trump Caught Cursing During Stormy Daniels' Testimony

May 21, 2024
-Have fun. Enjoy everyone. Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show." You are here! Thank you all. Well guys, this is exciting. The Olympic torch arrived in France today and began a journey throughout the country that will end in Paris on July 26. Everyone in France is excited to see the torch. Right now, people queue for miles waiting to light their cigarettes. Mercy! Mercy! Mercy! I'm very happy that France has the Olympics because, honestly, we owed them after Burger King made the Croissan'wich. You know, we... I think we did. It was delicious, but yeah. Guys, it was 85 degrees and humid here in New York today, which is why your coworker who loves to brag about his natural deodorant was pretty quiet today.
judge postpones trump s documents case trump caught cursing during stormy daniels testimony
Like... "It's called Phil's Organic and..." See this? The

judge

in former President Trump's classified

documents

case

has postponed the trial indefinitely. And to thank the

judge

, Trump sent her a nice bouquet of classified

documents

. I thought it was interesting. Trump said: "One down, 72 to go." Speaking of Trump, yesterday during his hush money trial, he received a warning from the judge because he was heard

cursing

during Stormy Daniels'

testimony

. It's not cool when a court transcript has language worse than Tom Brady's roast. You know what I'm saying? But everyone is talking about Stormy's

testimony

, especially when he mentioned that Donald and Melania sleep in separate rooms.
judge postpones trump s documents case trump caught cursing during stormy daniels testimony

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You can tell the difference between the two because her room has two nightstands and his has one. -Oh! Hey, ohh! That has two. That has one. ♪♪ Meanwhile, according to a new poll, most people expect Trump to be convicted in his secret trial. Yes, even worse news for Trump: the survey was only for his lawyers. -Actually? -Yeah. Some more political news. Have you heard this? RFK Jr. said that years ago a doctor found a dead worm in his brain. And this is strange. Instead of using a dewormer, he got the COVID vaccine. -Actually? -Yeah. He got it all wrong. -Wow. -His family said: "It's true, but that still doesn't explain why it's like that." Apparently the worm was giving him all his ideas like in "Ratatouille". ♪♪ It's not... uh...
judge postpones trump s documents case trump caught cursing during stormy daniels testimony
It's cold. I'll warm it up. Well, this is fun. Today, Disney+ began streaming a restored version of the 1970 Beatles documentary "Let It Be." And from what I've seen, I think they used AI to improve some of the conversation. -Actually? -Yes, but... But they may have gone too far. I don't know. Have a look. See if you can see something. -Yeah. It's interesting. He... To discuss it... Some business news. The CEO of Spirit Airlines called the airline industry a "rigged game" and said consumers are the "long-term losers." That's precisely the kind of joyful optimism that gave them the name Spirit Airlines.
judge postpones trump s documents case trump caught cursing during stormy daniels testimony
You know what I'm talking? "Welcome aboard, losers. Welcome aboard. Welcome aboard, loser. Welcome." And finally, a billionaire who has already made one launch with SpaceX plans to make another this summer. A second SpaceX flight. Even Elon Musk says, "That might be pushing your luck. I mean, what's wrong with this guy? Does he have a worm in his brain?" We had a great show. Everyone give it up for The Roots! ♪♪ ♪♪ Hello everyone! Welcome to the show. Thanks for watching. Quick reminder right here for everyone. Next Tuesday, May 14, 9:00 p.m. m. It's "The Tonight Show" 10th Anniversary Special!
What a thing! Big deal for us! It's a two-hour show. It has the best moments of the last 10 years of the program. Two hours of our best clips, iconic musical performances, lip sync battles, skits, games and interviews. It is fun. So plan a party for this Tuesday at 9:00 p.m. "The Tonight Show" 10th Anniversary Special. Very excited about this. What a show we have for you tonight. One of my favorite human beings on Earth. She is an EGOT winner and just published a memoir called "Bits and Pieces: My Mother, My Brother, and Me," which is available now.
Whoopi Goldberg is here tonight. Come on. Plus, she's a Grammy nominee whose new m... -Wow! -This is not the real Gracie Abrams. It is just a picture. Just a photo. Uh, whose new single, "Risk," is now streaming. And her next album, "The Secret of Us," will be out on June 21. Gracie Abrams joins us! Ah, that's what I'm talking about. I had... I had to go out with Gracie Abrams the other night. I went to the Met Gala. -Oh! -I know. Thank you. -Oh, la la! -And she was very charming to sit next to you. But she made that move... because Ariana Grande came out to perform.
Amazing. I love that. And Gracie got up and was being cool and dancing and stuff with her friend. And then I got up and started dancing like... And then she... she sat down. So now I'm... ♪♪ Okay. I'm not sure if we'll mention it tonight. -Good. I just want it to come out. -But anyway, I'm happy she's here. Guys, it's time for "Tonight Show Hashtags." Here we go. -♪ Hashtag ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Hashtag ♪ ♪♪ - So, this week I sent out #MomQuotes and asked you to post some funny or weird quotes about your mom. Within minutes, it became a trending topic in the US, so thanks for playing along.
Now I thought I would share some of my favorite mom quotes from you. These are real. This first one is from @gabrielhardin. He says... I like that. This is from @MarkWithAnM. -Hmm. -It says... It's called a selfie because... Yes. This is from @ubiquitousbdog. They say... This one is from @DunLahfAtMae. -Oh. No. Lahf. -Dun lahf de mae. She says... This is great. That's pretty funny. -Yes, trying them, man. -A little overcooked. Alright. Everything's fine. -You have to do the first one. -This one is from, uh, @LelandYachtClub. They say... Great. Cool. Sounds like fun. -Wow. -This is from @keishajourney.
She says... I'm going to walk home, mom! I'm going to walk home! This is from @sabree06. She says... "Who is that fighter, Haaahh?" This is from @Marisa-Rossi22. She said... -Oh! Hey! ♪♪ She went there. -Wow. Alright. "Now go get your ball sack!" "Okay. Oh my god, what's going on?" -Where is the lie? -This is from @Jameslillyk. She says... -I just like them. -This is from Sassystarfish13. She says... -Yes! -Happy Mother's Day, -Mom - one. -Happy Mother's Day. -Sassystarfish - zero. -This last one is fantastic. This is @suzie palmucci. She says... There you have it. Those are "Hashtags from tonight's show." To see more of my favorites, visit tonightshow.com/hashtags.
We'll be right back with Whoopi Goldberg, everyone.

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