Johnny Depp and Ricky Gervais
every other day to see you guys seems like it yeah have you have you met before john this is stephen hello all right nice to meet you and
rickythere i actually remember him from the golden globes hi yeah how's it going i'm fine just doing another film that's gonna make loads of money probably a lot more money than any film you've ever made good and you uh yeah just just write in i write and direct all my own stuff how great for you that must be so great you know i'm working with a great director right now a guy named tim burton have you ever heard him of course yeah the film itself is really brilliant and um i'm playing a very interesting character do you have any idea who my leading lady is on this film in the jamberry film um yeah having a bottom carter how'd you know stab in the dark she thinks you're an idiot sorry i've only had someone to offend you what do you mean like trashing me in front of like 200 million people at the golden globes it was a while ago there were jokes
johnnyi didn't oh they were jokes yeah you like jokes yes good because i actually got together with a few pals after the awards and we wrote some jokes about you i want you to know this and i'm going to carry this with you for the rest of your days no one makes fun of tim allen on my watch and gets away with it don't say anything just keep that in you okay here are my jokes what is nastier than
gervais's jokes his teeth why do people take an...
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