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Johnny Depp and Ricky Gervais

Johnny Depp and Ricky Gervais
every other day to see you guys seems like it yeah have you have you met before john this is stephen hello all right nice to meet you and

ricky

there i actually remember him from the golden globes hi yeah how's it going i'm fine just doing another film that's gonna make loads of money probably a lot more money than any film you've ever made good and you uh yeah just just write in i write and direct all my own stuff how great for you that must be so great you know i'm working with a great director right now a guy named tim burton have you ever heard him of course yeah the film itself is really brilliant and um i'm playing a very interesting character do you have any idea who my leading lady is on this film in the jamberry film um yeah having a bottom carter how'd you know stab in the dark she thinks you're an idiot sorry i've only had someone to offend you what do you mean like trashing me in front of like 200 million people at the golden globes it was a while ago there were jokes

johnny

i didn't oh they were jokes yeah you like jokes yes good because i actually got together with a few pals after the awards and we wrote some jokes about you i want you to know this and i'm going to carry this with you for the rest of your days no one makes fun of tim allen on my watch and gets away with it don't say anything just keep that in you okay here are my jokes what is nastier than

ricky

gervais

's jokes his teeth why do people take an...
johnny depp and ricky gervais
instant dislike to ricket your face because it saves time why did

ricky

gervais

do a series of audio books so that the blind could hate him as well now this is from angelina tell

ricky

gervais

that me and brad have a picture of him on our mantelpiece because it keeps the kids away from the fire and why isn't ricochet very circumcised because there's no end to that prick did you quit twitter recently well about two years ago did you quit twitter yeah right yeah and did you not quit because it only has 140 characters well the joke i made at the time was i'm so verbose that i can't say everything in 140 letters sorry right do the joke i hear that

ricky

gervais

quit twitter recently because it only has 140 characters well that's 139 more characters than he's ever come up with good joke i mean the telling of it took about as long as pirates of the caribbean three but yeah good job you're laughing wouldn't i believe you you laughed what do you distant pirates now really it's a good movie that one's just a bit long though so which you picked up on people love that movie you know what is wrong with you people come on seriously i mean why do you pick on movie stars what have i done wrong i'm trying to express myself man i'm i'm i'm i'm trying to help people try to give joy to the masses right is that a crime is that a crime seriously no no more no more ah these hollywood stars are so touching me about it