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John Wick Pitch Meeting

Jun 06, 2021
so you have a movie for me yes sir i do and i think this would be the perfect vehicle for keanu reeves ok we actually do movies not cars but thank you very much for coming no its like an expression like if I would like a star vehicle. Oh, a starship, yes, like a spaceship, no, we don't do spaceships, but thank you very much for coming to me. I have a movie that would be great for Keanu Reeves. called

john

wick

on the right and follows this guy named

john

wick

who explains that the title makes a lot of sense so far, yeah, and so at the beginning of the movie his wife dies oh what does she die of? she dies from being the wife of the main character in an action movie oh yeah that can't be deadly so she arranged for us to send john a puppy so he can have something to love after she's gone has become very adorable, yes, so he starts taking care of this dog like he feeds it. cereal because he doesn't have dog food yet and he takes her on a joy ride through an airport and he'll probably get a whipping but while he's out he goes to the gas station and this spoiled Russian gangster kid Yosef wants to buy him his car, but he says no it's not for sale it's ok and in russian Yosef says everything has a price and then John replies in russian so Yosef says oh he's angry he's upset he's very angry he's so angry that that night he and his friends broke into John's house, how did they find out where he lives? they beat him up and steal his car as long as the dog is okay and they kill his dog okay some people better die for it oh don't worry they will that's the whole plot of the movie john wick is going to kill people for an hour and a half because his dog was killed that's right sir i absolutely agree with that to be honest he can't mess with dogs no sir people can't like him very much more than they like humans, they certainly do, so what happens? next good Yosef tries to get a new plate for John's car from this guy Aurelio and aralia slaps him in the face oh yeah so Aurelio gets a call from Yosef father Vigo who is like the head of a criminal enterprise and says: hey, I heard you hit my son, what's up? what Aurelio says, well he says yes I did sir because his son stole John Wick's car and killed his dog so V says oh oh why is this guy so scared of him John?
john wick pitch meeting
Well, it turns out that John is like this amazing retired assassin. True, the Russians call him Baba Yaga Baba Yaga, which is what the bogeyman means, sir, you don't have to look for it, it means the bogeyman, as it says here in Slavic folklore. Baba Yaga is a supernatural being who appears as a deformed old woman with the sagging breasts what? How exactly do PR John's breasts say when? So I know how he was so sure that he was the bogeyman. Yes, I think that's babayka. gotta like reprinting this and all and eah, don't even worry about it, so what's the droopy-breasted witch doing next?
john wick pitch meeting

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Viggo sends a bunch of guys over to his house to kill him, okay, and John has to kill them all using a gun. I think that's pronounced kung foo. no it's not kung fu it's a mixture of jujitsu and judo and you know shooting people in the face oh yeah so he's going to shoot a bunch of these killers point blank in the face and he'll also stab some of them but mostly shoot them point blank - blank in the face which sounds intense oh it will be sir and we're going to keep that up for the whole movie until I'd say high 70s what a Fahrenheit there ain't corpses oh my gosh yeah we're also going to get glimpses of this murderous underworld that John was a part of like they have a whole system in place oh yeah like the police don't mess with them they have these little gold coins they use as currency, they even have their own hotel, oh please explain all this to me in excruciating detail, I actually feel like doing it.
john wick pitch meeting
It would be nice to just hint at the mythology instead of shoving it down people's throats and at least throw a love interest in there forever, no goodness, no you're making it so hard for me to screw this up. John checks into this killer hotel and there's like a code of honor where you can't kill anybody while you're in the hotel, yeah, which is why people have to get shot all the time walking out the front door, probably, so check into this hotel. and then he finds out that Yosef is in a nightclub, so he heads there, oh, and what's going on there, oh, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, those heads were shot. guy in the head shoots another guy in the head he also shoots a guy in the head chokes a guy in his neck actually oh mixing things up is hard and anyway Yosef manages to escape so John goes back to the hotel But a murderous woman tries to kill him.
john wick pitch meeting
I thought you weren't. You're not allowed to do that in the hotel. No, but someone offered him a lot of money to break the rules if people can be bribed to break the rules. It doesn't seem like a safe place to stay anyway. he survives so all goes well then he finds out Viggo runs a church as a front for some illegal stuff so he blows up all the stuff oh why does he do that right he lures Vigo and his men so John gets a A couple more shots to the head, but then he gets hit by a car. oh yeah not good no so Vigo has some of his guys suffocated with a plastic bag ok it will be hard for him to get out of that situation actually it will be very easy apparently an inconvenience oh yeah really John's friend Marcus shoots one of the guys through a window and then John manages to kill the other but Viggo isn't standing there no he's gone gone he thought his men can handle it so he you know he's gone he's been trying to kill john this whole movie he doesn't know check for a minute to see if the job gets done that's what we're going to do because the movies aren't done yet okay okay then then John catches up with Viggo and Vigo says, okay, I'll tell them where my son is. don't kill me and John is okay with it so that's what we're going to do because the movies aren't finished yet okay so John kills Yosef in two seconds oh well straight to the point so everything is done, but then Viggo. kills Marcus so John needs to get some more revenge oh yeah so he tracks down Viggo and kills his men and that's when we get the big showdown of the movie so what's the big showdown a fist fight with a 60 year old man? or something, I don't particularly feel like a great martial artist. oh ok so john manages to kill this guy and then he finds a dog and that's it we're done dougie so what do you think?
Well I do. sounds like a bunch of fun figs, i just feel like there's probably a large audience of mat rix fans who would love to see keanu do more action stuff, they know it's a good idea and if it works out we could make things better in the sequel, how would we do that? I don't know, we'll find something. Outside guys, I'm Ryan, I hope you like that

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