John Wick Pitch Meeting

then you have a movie for me, yes sir, I do and I think this would be the perfect vehicle for Keanu Reeves. Well, actually we make movies, not cars, but thank you very much for coming, no, it's like an expression, like I like a star vehicle. Oh, a star vehicle, yes, like a spaceship, no, oh, we don't make spaceships, but thank you very much for coming. I have a movie that would be great for Keanu Reeves. Oh well, you should have started with that. What is the film? Okay, so it is. It's called John Wick, right, and it follows this guy named John Wick, which explains why the title makes a lot of sense so far, yeah, and at the beginning of the movie his wife dies.

Oh, what does he die of? She dies because she is the wife of the main character. character from an action movie oh yeah that can't be deadly so she organized us to deliver a puppy to John so he could have something to love after she became very adorable yeah so he He starts taking care of this dog right when he feeds it. cereal because he still doesn't have dog food and he takes her for a walk through the airport and she'll probably give him whiplash, but while he's out he goes to the gas station and this spoiled Russian mafia kid, Yosef, wants to buy her car. of him, but he says no, it's not for sale, it's fine, and in Russian Yosef says that everything has a price and then John responds in Russian, so Yosef says: "Oh, he's angry, he's upset, he's very angry, he's so angry that night he and his friends." They break into John's house, how do they find out that it's unclear where he lives?

Then they beat him up and steal his car as long as the dog is okay and kill him. Okay, it's better that some people die for that. Oh do not worry. That's the entire plot of the movie. John Wick is going to kill people for an hour and a half because his dog was killed. That's right, sir. I absolutely agree with that, to be honest, he can't mess with dogs, no sir. People like them a lot more than humans, they certainly do, so what happens next? Well, Yosef tries to get some new plates for John's car from this guy, Aurelio, and Aralia slaps him in the face, oh yeah, and then Aurelio gets a call from Yosef's dad, Vigo, who's like the boss. of a criminal enterprise and says, hey, I heard you hit my son, what's up with that?

What does Aurelio say? Well, he says, yes, I did, sir, because his son stole John Wick's car and killed his dog, and so V. says oh oh, why is this guy so afraid of John? ? Well, it turns out that John is like this incredible retired assassin, right, the Russians call him Baba Yaga Baba Yaga, what's that bogeyman mean, sir, you don't have to look it up? means that the bogeyman, as said here in Slavic folklore, Baba Yaga is a supernatural being who appears as a deformed old woman with sagging breasts. And how do PR John's breasts say exactly when?

So I know how he was so sure he was the boogeyman, yeah. I think that's babayka, oh damn, I already wrote that, but see, well, it's probably okay, okay, I'd like to reprint this and everything, yeah, don't even worry about it, so what does the witch with sagging breasts? Viggo sends a group of guys to his house to kill him, okay? So John has to kill them all using gun foo. I think that's pronounced kung foo, no, it's not kung fu, it's a mix of jujitsu and judo, and you know, shooting people in the face, oh yeah, so he'll shoot a bunch of these killers at point-blank range. in the face and he will also stab some of them, but mostly he will shoot them point-blank in the face, that sounds intense, oh, that's how it will be, sir, and we will continue that goes throughout the movie until we reach the 70s degrees, what Fahrenheit is, there are no dead bodies, oh my God, yeah, we're also going to get a glimpse of this underworld of killers that John was a part of, like they had a whole system. place oh yeah, like the police don't mess with them, they have these little gold coins that they use as currency, they even have their own hotel, oh please explain all this to me in excruciating detail, in fact I feel like I could be something nice. just hinting at the mythology instead of shoving it down people's throats and at least we throw a love interest in there forever isn't good, no you're making it really hard for me to ruin this, okay what happens next?

Well, John check this out. killer hotel and there's like an honor code there, you can't kill anyone while you're in the hotel, yeah, so people have to get shot all the time when they walk out the front door, probably so he checks into this hotel and then he finds out. that yosef is in a nightclub so he's heading there oh and what's going on there oh pow pow pow pow pow pow it was those heads that shot those heads that shot yes, that's right bro pow pow pow yes, then he shoots him a guy in the head. he shoots another guy in the head, he also shoots a guy in the head, he chokes a guy with a snap to the neck, actually, oh, mixing things up is tricky, and anyway, Yosef manages to escape, so John returns to the hotel, but a female assassin tries to kill him.

He thought you weren't allowed to do that in the hotel, you're not, but someone offered him a lot of money to break the rules if people could be bribed to break the rules. That doesn't seem like a safe place to stay anyway, he survives so that everything goes well, then and then he finds out that Viggo runs a church as a front for some illegal stuff, so he blows up all the things, oh why does he do it so well that attracts Vigo and his men? John gets out, so John gets a couple more shots in the head, but then he gets hit by a car.

Oh, no, yeah, not right, so Vigo suffocates some of his boys with a plastic bag, well, actually, it'll be hard for him to get out of that situation. it's going to be super easy apparently an inconvenience oh really yeah he John's friend Marcus Snipes throws one of the guys through a window and then John manages to kill the other one but isn't Viggo standing there? No, he left, he left, he thought his men could do it. handle it so you know he's gone, he's been trying to kill John the entire movie, he doesn't stay a minute to see if the job gets done, that's what we're going to do because the movies aren't done yet, well , so, then then John catches up to Viggo and Vigo says, "Okay, okay, I'll tell you where my son is, but don't kill me, and John accepts that, so we're going to go with that because the movies aren't out yet." finished." John kills Yosef in about two seconds, well, straight to the point, so it's all done, but then Viggo kills Marcus, so John needs more revenge.

Oh, he does, yeah, so he tracks down Viggo and kills his men, and that's when we get the big showdown of the movie, so what's the big showdown? A fist fight with a 60-year-old man. Oh, okay, this guy is ripped or something. I don't feel like a great martial artist. Oh, okay, so John manages to kill this guy and then. He finds a dog and that's it, Dougie, so what do you think? Well, I think they sound like really fun figs. I just feel like there's probably a large audience of Matrix fans who would love to see Keanu do some. more action stuff, you know, it's a good idea and if it works, we could improve things in the sequel, how would we do that?

I don't know, we'll come up with something. Hey guys, I'm Ryan, I hope you like that introductory

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