John Cena Teaches You Trucker Slang | Vanity Fair

Hello good friends, I hope you are fresh out of choking and vomiting and stay tuned because this is John Cena, a rowboat hauler of goods across the universe on YouTube Brett Dallas and Robo today I'm going to teach you something.

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, let's get started, we're going to take your pizza somewhere like a treat, but you can often know it like roadkill, brush your teeth, comb your hair, it means be alert, son, 'cause there's smoke on top, the gun The radar is pointing directly at you, so be prepared to look. your best punching bag and reading the mail, so you're listening to the chatter on the CB and you don't say anything, you read the mail like yap, yap-yap, you look good with the bills or your sin you just don't pay attention to the convenient conversationalists.

Who wants to say that he's like a funny man on the radio, but he can't be? So I'm going to use the term median and try to make sense of it and say it's just a median strip, ah, the day is mine, okay, bear. bear den cave bear is a term used in law enforcement so a bear den or bear cave is a police station a bear bite aha that's a speeding ticket , if a bear stops you and bites you, you get a speeding ticket if a bear stops you and you get sent to the bear cave you were driving without pants with toothpicks now these will be goods you are transporting so the toothpicks are probably wood, am I right? would be a reference for a certain

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's genitals, there's also an inch ruler and a protractor and it's also a mile marker on the highway, hey man, I'm here at 6:35 on 75 south northbound, can you understand? those masks.

It's the art of having sex like hitting the skins no, those are tires the skins are tires of course they're sorry, I mixed my trucker

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with my 80's hip-hop slang. I apologize, alligator, I'd say they're pieces broken tire on the road. because it looks like an alligator making the sun go drink juice, it is juice that is used to go somewhere, so it is diesel fuel, it is gasoline. Buster Brown Braun is oops, trucks are brown. I think some truckers feel that Buster Brown is qualified to be truckers. I think that's overly critical guys, there's room on the road for all of us, have you seen the new UPS electric trucks?

They're actually so cute, haha, stand up, put your foot down, go fast, all those products, get home to mom, stand up, son. he listens a lot to the convoy mud duck a mud duck is a weak radio signal I don't have I have a mud duck or he has a mud duck he won't be able to hear Ratchet HA if you're reading the email you're not talking if you're a ratchet HA you're talking too much like I am doing now but you all are still here, a black eye now if you think about the dynamics of a black eye truck, it's easy, one headlight is off, it has a clean shot, that means there is a clean road in front of you, stand on it son, disgusted, you'd think it's disgusting, but trucks can only travel with a certain weight, so when they're disgusted, you can't put a pen to that day.

I'm disgusted, man, don't do it, but I think it's something that's behind you. I would always think that an ass to me, donkey, I understand it now, a donkey is something that is behind you paying a water bill that means go pee and I like that actually it's like saying go pee or any of the others vulgar sayings let's pay the water bill well chosen smoky bear this is a policeman I have a smoke on my tail no one? watching the number two movie in America in 1977, Star Wars, was great, but smoking Bandit was great, stacking them eight, which has to do with what you're carrying, which has to do with that, it's like I said, stacking them, AIDS actually has to say see you later and good luck was exactly what I said before they told me okay bunnies I'm about to stack you eight because I have to pay the water bill.

I saw Alessandro bone them into bread because he's a truck driver. slang I hope you enjoyed this little chat we had and I hope it was educational and I hope to see you again soon thank you.