Joe Rogan on Ricky Gervais' Golden Globes MonologueMar 27, 2022
Joe Rogan's experience reflects the idea that some guy actually had an island that Gervase was joking about last night. I said, of course, no, but I saw the clip that someone put on the internet about him saying: do not make virtue. sign, just come here and get a small prize, leave because nobody cares about your opinion. I was like thank you thank you Ricky thank you thank God that guy swings he's outside swinging from the hip. en I love it went after I love this Tim Cook guy went after Apple and then said if Isis opened a studio they would send their resumes than what he said something else yeah everyone would say yes streaming service she will be in touch with his agents or something, yeah, that's what he said as a good man to him, so they're all pre-written correctly because they had to have these cuts ready to go.
I don't know man he's so tough he might be able to do whatever he wants you know he's Ricky Gervais h has the ability to probably say oh I'll do it this way and only this way and they're like, it's okay Ricky we love you we love you we know you wouldn't do anything to jeopardize our amazing organization and we all love working with you here at the Golden Gloves and it's fun I mean you cheer people up but everyone knows that you're a nice guy he hits a bit he talks about genocide okay apple must have been so mad we're just getting away with using all that slave labor and nobody noticed that I mean it's something else like this murder, right?
It's like that's how it all got done. This is how it was all done. cheap slave labor but no one knew no one really understood until you saw things like Foxconn you like it wait wait this is a good setup you guys are working 16 hours a day you sleep in the building this is a good place this is good the stories you i listen Amazon workers like to runni Go around and pee themselves oh yeah yeah they have this crazy countdown that goes off when they get an order and they have to run to get it.
It's probably a fun job. If you like to lose weight, wear ankle weights. and just run around that thing you'd get a vicious workout that's making lemonade out of lemons right it's all a workout you work it out as a waiter at Applebee's and that's it that's right think about it man just heavy weights around your waist then no one would notice you could get a good workout while working apple which had to hurt good he was standing sitting right there too and I show him right before he starts to say it but he didn't throw any ham and said what it's exactly something about using sweatshops and stuff like that right in front of them but I mean Foxconn is a sweatshop but it's made like it's probably the best version of a sweatshop you know like you know it's uh, It's a true fellow and it's your best version of a Silurian sweatshop a Foxconn works in the US now, right?
Yeah, I think they actually have or are about to have companies here in the United States. I remember there was something that Trump had. talked about the right wing yes plus the annual Gervase ended his
monologueby telling the nominees so if you win here at the award tonight don't use it as a political platform to make a political speech you're in no position to preach to the public. about anything you know nothing about the real world most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thornburg so if you win accept your little prize thank your agent and your God and voila NBC aired a beep to swear that he was too. he also struck for his use of profanity and two other jokes, one in which he called James Corden's cats fat and another in which he talked about the same movies Judi Dench licking her butt.
Wow, the comedian, however, also peppered the
monologue. with references to me. in contemporary editions, you began by noting that it was his fifth time hosting and therefore he didn't care what criticism he would receive, then responded with a wink to last year's college admissions scandal I came here in a limo tonight and the plate is made by Felicity Huffman good for him it's a real comic cuz it has the apple quote it's a real comic that's a look there write let's go down a bit I said a little lower it's an apple tv yes while we were discussing the apple tv issue More to the Gervase room noted the irony of an encounter with a themed show like the morning show made by a company that runs meat shops in China. get this right folks i really think this good friend this is what we were talking about earlier about everything being bad i dont think it is i think its just a lot of noise theres a lot of noise alot of people screaming rocking back around thats it spinning backwards human brush yeah you know we have strange things where everything has changed everything has changed now everything has changed alright relax we're fine we're going to be fine the world is what we are is all everything is ending
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