Joe Goes To Lebowski Fest

There's nothing I like more than peeing on carpets, so tonight I'm going to the Lebowski Festival, a celebration of the movie The Big Lebowski. I hope no one meets a stranger in the Alps, so you guys are dressed like you're wearing tampons. Is it eight-year-olds that turn you on? Oh man, so many things. Wow, that's a lot of protection. friend of life well I'm a man who talks yeah I'm the real life butters from south park cool we're here from uh uh louisville kentucky came here from tampa florida we traveled from wollongong australia 14 hours of these dead beats on the flight together I didn't know there were films in Australia well, we have gutters last week the last five years the last five years apparently next year we will have electricity what is it about the film that has inspired these

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ivals?

I think it's just that it has that kind of dry humor that requires someone who is a little intellectual to understand the correct answer is marijuana, well, in that, a little bit and a little bit of alcohol, you know some White Russians, which might some of you should make it a putin white pudding, just drink it shirtless, shirtless, yeah, you're treating objects like women again, yeah, you know, I'm going to grab that dog because tonight I'm going to bed exactly like that. eight year olds high five when did you first see the movie? Honestly, I don't know, it's my family, it's like our family's family movie, my family's movie is the human centipede, oh well, I think I might want to have dinner. at your house sometime that sounds like an interesting conversation come have some chocolate ice cream oh yeah I've been told I'm creepy enough to be the next steve buscemi well I hope that happens when you're a stranger in the Ass, I couldn't answer that question, what happens if you just hold a stranger's hand?

I only know what happens when you shake hands with a stranger. I heard John Goodman is at King Ralph Fest tonight. Oh really, that's pathetic, it's just him. Do you have a favorite scene from the movie oh man, I don't know, I have no idea, I mean, yeah, I don't know about you, you've never seen the movie before, right, totally, you just had a time, you're just an impostor you're perfect for tara reed's character because you're a dumb blonde, i know, has anyone ever peed on your carpet besides me? What are you drinking? He's Caucasian White people are the best I love white people Can you tell that's it? not a white russian this is the white russian you can say you can say you can say that's not a white russian this is a white russian we just went on wikipedia and read about the big

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yeah are you ever going to see the movie?

Should you name your child? Shut up, Donnie. That is a possibility. He talks to us in a few years. Would you leave a guy if he didn't like the Big Lebowski? Absolutely two seconds if you say I don't understand it. I'm done, I actually dumped a guy because he doesn't understand if I'm dating a girl and she doesn't like the big Lebowski. I set it on fire, so how is that working out for you so far? I'm on parole. I think in a presidential debate they should ask if they like the big Lebowski excellent excellent judgment I think it would be a really strong litmus test for who is equipped to make national decisions I think our constitution should be burned and just use the script for the the big

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okay yeah everyone in Australia dresses like that too yeah every day yeah we ride kangaroos to school well it's been so long it's time for a remake I can't imagine Tyler Perry is the big Lebowski, Zac Efron would be the perfect guy, Zac Efron, yes, Heller.

Dude remains, have you seen the demographic of this vest I recently made for Christmas? I got the porn version of the big Lebowski so that's the type of remake, I guess in the porn version only the movie that the big Gabowski likes the most what's the difference between the movie type and the real life type Real, well what do you think? The body language and spirit of the holy fool as the prankster and the only boy the king's room told the truth. That's similar. The movie guy got Julianne Moore pregnant. Have you done that? Well, no, well, I don't kiss and tell what's the best part about showing your crap to eight-year-olds.

The best part is that expression on their faces. Internet, Internet, let's get rid of all the Bibles and Korans. just replace it with the script, yeah, just the Big Lebowski script, I agree, no one, yeah, yeah, I gotta go for that, Donnie knows pretty well, he does. This is the first time I've had another man in my mouth, oh my god. Do you think he will ever be as cool as New Zealand? We tried, man, we tried. Being the guy gets you laid, but it's like a weak-willed Howard Stern show. I'm serious, so when do we throw someone into the wood chipper?

He uses tampons. That's terrible, please put the wig back on. I personally don't have many friends. It's not the problem here. I need to find good ashes. That is what I need. I love eight year olds, so this other line is Sweet Perfume Nine. - year olds are having periods and these days it's okay, seriously, when do we flip a coin and kill someone with a cattle gun? Shut up, Joe, you're out of your element. Eight year olds, watch out, what kind of show is this? subscribe to Badge of Shame, this is actually our 69th episode.

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