Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue - Home with Kids, Trump, Tom Brady & St. Patrick’s Day

bottle bottle bottle bottle bottle ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Jimmy come on, hi, I'm Jimmy. I hope you, your friends and your family are doing as well as can be expected in our new post-apocalyptic world. We are not live this week. for obvious reasons, but since I have nothing to do and the fact that you are watching this makes me assume that you have nothing to do, I am going to record a mini monologue every day until we return from my house where I am currently incarcerated. Camping with my family, you know, you learn a lot about yourself when you're isolated at

home

, for example, I found out that I have two young children, which was really something to discover, thank God for television, my blood type in This moment is positive for Disney or Disney Plus, whatever they call it, we have seen it frozen twice as long as the animators who drew it have seen it.

In fact, right now I'm hiding in my office from my

kids

, we're out of snacks, we're out of crafts to make yesterday we made macaroni necklaces today I ate them for lunch that's how bad it's getting this is something that I learned this is a very good tip. Did you know that you can make coffee at

home

yourself? It's crazy, I even spelled my name correctly the cup was amazing, so yesterday our president Donald Trump gave himself a ten out of ten for the way he handled this situation he gave himself a 10, which by the way is the same amount of testing kits that are currently available in the United States right now and then Trump told people to stop hoarding unnecessary amounts of food.

That's right, this man, this individual would like you to take it easy on food, so by order of the president, take it easy on food, this is an especially difficult day to stay home. obviously because it is st. St. Patrick's Day and I want to say a happy St. Patrick's Day. St. Patrick's Day not only for our Irish friends who are watching Irish Americans, but also for all alcoholics everywhere and the happy return of the potato famine; That's why Tom Brady, for some reason, chose St. Patrick's Day today. Patrick State to announce that he is leaving the Patriots and for the people of Boston this is like Santa dying on Christmas, this is terrible.

Tom tweeted a message to the fans of him saying that he will always be a patriot no matter what and he will be except for next season and for every season he plays after that, so it's a difficult time. It's probably Patty's Day in New England, but just because the world is almost completely shut down doesn't mean you can't have fun, you can always find ways to have fun, so I came up with some ideas on how to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Patty coming from the sanitized safety of your home right now, the first thing you can do is put on a Lea covered holiday shirt like I did today, my Guinness shirt, I wear it once a year next year, you can get this in bread and also get some food coloring and you can dye a bottle of hand sanitizer green, you'll never get it off your hands, but it's festive, anyway, you can dress your

kids

up as elves and try to catch them and of course, You can get drunk, listen, there are no good ways to celebrate San .

St. Patrick's Day at home, but it's still a chance for me to revisit the biggest local news story of all time, which is a leprechaun sighting everywhere. The curiosity of Mobile Alabama draws large crowds in the Crichton community of Mobile, many of you even with binoculars and video cameras. Camera phones for taking pictures seem like a small card to me. I look a little cheap. Witnesses say that the goblin only comes out at night if you shine a light in his direction, he suddenly disappears. This sketch by sammich ur looks like what many of you say the leprechaun looks like, others find it hard to believe and have come up with their own theories and explanations for the image.

Well, if that doesn't cheer you up, forget it. I mean, now I'll come back to check it tomorrow, maybe we can. We will contact Guillermo tomorrow at his house to see how his

quarantine

is going in the meantime, please stay home, take care of yourselves, wash your hands, wash your feet, wash everything and not only during this time, wash all the time and if you want to be of help. you can join me every day. I'm going to donate to different worthwhile causes today, that cause isn't Kid Hungry, that's where you can visit them on the web, they make sure kids don't go hungry and with schools closed, that's especially important. right now, so consider giving them the only way to get through this is by staying together and of course staying at a CDC approved distance of at least 6 feet apart, so hang in there, happy day.

St. Patrick's Day and see you tomorrow.