Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue - Home with Kids, Trump, Tom Brady & St. Patrick’s Day
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JimmyI hope you and your friends and your family are as well as can be expected in our new post-apocalyptic world we are not on live this week for obvious reasons but since I have nothing to do and the fact that you're watching this makes me assume you have nothing to do I'm gonna shoot a mini monologue everyday until we get back from my house where I am currently incarcerated I mean camping out with my family you know you learn a lot about yourself when you're isolated at
homefor instance I learned that I have two young children which was really something to find out thank God for television my blood type right now is Disney positive or Disney Plus whatever they call it we've watched frozen two more times than the animators who drew it have watched frozen - I'm actually hiding in my office right now from my children we've run out of snacks we've run out of crafts to do we made macaroni necklaces yesterday today I ate them for lunch that's how bad it's getting here's something I learned this is a very good tip did you know that you can make coffee at
homefor yourself it's crazy I even spelled my name right on the cup which was amazing so anyway yesterday our president Donald
Trumpgave himself a ten out of ten for the way he's handled this situation gave himself a 10 which incidentally is the same amount of testing kits that are...
currently available in the United States right now and then
Trumptold people us to stop hoarding unnecessary amount of food that's right this man this individual would like you to take it easy with the food so please by order of the president take it easy with the food this is an especially tough day to stay
homeobviously because it's st.
Patrick's Day and I do want to say a happy st.
Patrick's Day not just to our Irish friends in the Irish Americans watching but all alcoholics everywhere and happy return of the potato famine - so Tom
Bradyfor whatever reason chose today st.
PatrickState to announce he's leaving the Patriots and for people from Boston this is like if Santa died on Christmas this is terrible Tom tweeted a message to his fans saying he is forever a patriot no matter what and he is except for next season and for every other season he plays after that so it is a tough st. Patty's Day in New England for sure but just because the world is almost completely shut down doesn't mean you can't have some fun could always find ways to have fun so I came up with a few ideas for how you could celebrate st. Patty's from the sanitized safety of your
homeall right now first you can do you put on a festive Lea covered shirt like I did today my Guinness shirt I wear it once a year next you can get get this in bread yet get some food coloring and you can dye a bottle of hand sanitizer green you'll never get it off your hands but...
it's festive nonetheless you could dress your
kidslike leprechauns and try to catch them and of course you could get drunk listen there are no great ways to celebrate st.
Patrick's Day at
homebut it is an opportunity for me anyway to rewatch the greatest local news story of all time and that is a leprechaun sighting in of all places Mobile Alabama curiosity leads to large crowds in Mobile's crichton community many of you brain binoculars camcorders even camera phones to take pictures to me look like a little card to me I do look a bit of cheap eyewitnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night if you shine a light in its direction it suddenly disappears this sammich ur sketch resembles what many of you say the leprechaun looks like others find it hard to believe and have come up with their own theories and explanations for the image well if that doesn't cheer you up forget it I mean now I'll be back to check in tomorrow maybe we'll check in with Guillermo tomorrow at his house to see how his
quarantineis going in the meantime please stay
homebe safe wash your hands wash your feet wash everything and not just during this time wash all the time and if you want to be of service you can join me every day I'm gonna make a donation to different worthwhile cause today that cause is no Kid Hungry that's where you can visit them on the web they make sure
kidsdon't go hungry and with schools being closed that is especially important right...
now so please consider giving to them really the only way we're gonna get through this is by sticking together while of course remaining at a CDC approved distance of at least 6 feet apart so hang in there happy st.