YTread Logo
YTread Logo

Jenna Marbles Being a Beautuber for 2 Hours Straight

Jenna Marbles Being a Beautuber for 2 Hours Straight
everybody knows that whatever you got around here it always comes out really really good what did the big chimney say hello' to me what you're too young to be smoking i watched like seven youtube tutorials I'm basically a professional right why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine because he has retractable claws I do have a brush it's for like barbecuing welcome to Genesis salon where you can get your hair did all ratchet for the low low price of your happiness who built King Arthur's round table sir conference what you call an egg that keeps coming back a boomerang attack University of ratchet tears calm more intense training slash now I was a bully unemployed why does he got fired like that cares tear pairs party this is a cutting technique gonna that did called your hair I think I could overinflated sense of what I just did because I did it it's not that good that's just why I don't worry about it it's

Jenna

's ratchet salon we don't do things like worrying about eyes it looks like I just played in the dirt yep welcome to the dream what the don't worry about it Oh taste it you tear ducts totally clogged yeah do I look like Ryan Seacrest yeah alright look up it's about to get more now it's the weird part just a weird part feels like weird things it's gonna get weirder than this but yep this was the weird part it's weirder this apartment feels like it's tickling my gums and also the inside...
jenna marbles being a beautuber for 2 hours straight
of my head yeah cool these are really big as though she said mine referring to my goals it feels like my eyelid is wearing a hat right now Julian yeah I just really want to make you look fleet the sleek them the out please you need me to open this here Jones ratchets line we're really good at service is it fun or what what what it's what my nails are done tanning do you want to be hot no okay we a middle finger no are you even trying to stay inside do ya and these should last for like two weeks have you ever had the desire to get something with never there was this one time nope never Oh Gary German respond to our know why the 10 extinct 103 years ago making it the only thing your mom didn't go down on hi oh I can do the Frog ooh park illegally what he got toad time traveler was still hungry after his last fight so he was not four seconds comparison boy you relaxed at the salon or what yeah my grandma started walking five miles a day when she turned 60 now she's 97 and no one oh Jesus and our legs on fire oh my god never a dull moment when you come to

Jenna

's ratchet salon you might catch on fire hit die why don't we take your curls out and see how that works that looks so nice Gillian I apologize in advance I'm really sorry it's

Jenna

's wretched dog sod why stop at people when you can do your dogs - don't run away young man hold you in place but I mean an idiot and Doctor of the Year award goes to me don't like

being

...
jenna marbles being a beautuber for 2 hours straight
spray-painted scholars I'm sorry it's faster looking really nice look how fine you look I think it's permit had to review it he'd say it's all my favorite it's easier he's not barking you just burp it you mean weird you're welcome hey that'll be $50 from you PG for the manicure alone Aramis you gonna look like a pretty boy it look how long the nails are you got let's see young come show you mother oh damn it 360 but some hand okay Julian no oh God the foot fella so I think I'm gonna make like a long maxi skirt because those are overpriced guess like how big you want it to be and then we'll just not pin it and sew it into the problem somethin smells like burning sometimes when you brush you really do a number on your sewing machine okay you know duty oh yeah I mean the butt could use a little work but the best way to learn is to just look at a shirt and then try and make it you gotta leave arm holes mm you know somebody could have made something really nice out of this not me precise measurements fun exciting fabric to make hot out of is denim clearly this is a perfect circle I brought my protractor okay so I finished my my denim hat and okay don't laugh it's fashion ladies just a little elbow grease and determination and this could be you a sword or anything I'm off to Coachella all right top of the morning why stop at people clothes when we can expand our abilities into dog clothes last time for you fitting wow this...
jenna marbles being a beautuber for 2 hours straight
is not gonna fit you is it I know you didn't consent at all I'll call you back in once I fixed your dress claps that point uh looks like the shape of his head right is it overkill yeah is it gonna stay on his head probably not is it fitting for a queen yes it is I mean my inspiration is like really high in terms of skill I don't think we can accomplish that so just do our vision that's what the Internet's for see something cool make a mediocre version of it and yes I realized I didn't make a little tie knot but very well very exciting so I really need two measurements made her body girth than her knickers hopefully my fabric markers will work on here otherwise homegirl go be a white dragon this was the trickiest part to cut because what the is this shape about ladies and gentlemen I present to you Harry Potter Carmy you look so handsome but feel like you need glasses next up to the reveal stage Oh God Kermit Kermit next up on the reveal stage Daenerys Targaryen Wow pleasure having you my bub all right Wow pretty Oh the only one to follow Daenerys Targaryen is one of her dragons Wow look at you really not what we are going for but you look extra cute honey Kermit still doesn't garlic can you see into another dimension permit care Kermit care more current say goodbye I'm not gonna use the brush because I don't wash my brushes every single day and I don't want to waste it on this shimmer so good at makeup now because I want extra...
highlight I'm just gonna highlight everything I just highlighted but again with the highlight it was like I dipped my face and a bowl of nacho cheese I'm gonna trim her my face some more because I want to shine bright like a diamond alright now I'm taking some more shiny stuff that I actually got as a sample on an airplane one time not even a joke how you gonna say all highlighters and not use all highlighters it's probably the closest I have to a contour color because they don't make brown highlighters and that's racist oh yes and your face Kylie lip kit I'm gonna use this mascara in the color my parents are disappointed in me the goal is to just not make it look like okay I mean I've clearly already taken the full face highlighter challenge to the next level but why stop at makeup I mean now I'm ready a little touch-up and I just want everyone to know that this video has been the highlight of my life it's not toxic ma'am don't try this at home is there Knicks this is Smashbox 15 hour where me up why do 100 coats of mascara when you could do a hundred pairs of things I'm just literally sitting on a tarp this couch will be ruined there's towels then this all of this is gonna be so I mean just know what I'm giving up to have a great time on the Internet today you're scared for me I'm turning back now literally took five minutes for one round that ready it's gonna take 500 minutes how many

hours

is that...
almost 10

hours

if he's feels gross gross you nasty I'm short of just like putting it out there and doing the best that I can but so far it feels like a bush PE what am I gonna do how am I gonna pee with this this is a very time-consuming process the longest of which is these lips and this fits I mean my lashes look great and feel like a tiny mammal on my eyes here you're bringing in nice and close girl hey my spray tan is absolutely disgusting a bug flew into it and killed itself on it a bug literally kamikaze into my arm oh yeah I can't understand what emotion you're promoting right now at all I can't mow Julian I look great I just want to show you something stop it I feel like Tiffany Pollard I need on the dog this is your face this is your face on drugs oh no it feels like Kermit close your eyes tell me that doesn't feel like Kermit it feels so coarse just like I look just like Janice that's Janice

Jenna

it's a good thing I still don't got that Kylie lip kit so I had to do with this and it's soapy this is a look though you want to get away from my dog I look like a man oh my god holy it looks like you just gashed yourself yeah I regret everything I want to take this whole day are you excited yeah you gotta be the prettiest princess that all the land Jolie no no no that's not no oh my dress I'll do that one this goes under your dreads no this girl I like this no it goes under your like this cuz I can clip Mike man and my...
cellular phone like right right there No Oh Julie why did you tie it so high thank you for making this dress but I appreciate you alright I'm gonna move on to the dress are you excited Wow Julian ooh you have some jazz going on well do that you're gonna break it stop it looks like a pillow stop doing that you're gonna break it give us like one good hard twirl dazzle us Julian via princess the princess welcome to this - salon where no women ever go did you make an appointment because it's empty in here but I only take appointments have you ever done any ones nails - fine nails get out of our house can you think about other companies wait wait this is my song you don't get to make creative choices anymore when you signed up in this video you know I've signed up we gave me everything you're gonna basically pour out like half the bottle into the water Julian no more than a drop it oh my god no it's not what are you doing

Jenna

did you see her doing that in the video that you watched yeah watch like ten videos Julian just trust the process okay looks so up that was about okay that was about gonna be bad there we go oh my god it's so pretty no Julian look how much nail polish that is yeah but it worked look it it's so thick yeah but no you use wait look it oh my god Julie I'll just reuse it tbh it doesn't give me your other finger we got work to do it looks exactly like how I pictured this spread is my favorite because it speaks to...
the dominant of audibility of the human spirit velvety of the human spirit so right here now we're gonna take this strip off of the red see how it looks oh oh it's beautiful oh that's just what I wanted it's you know what's great about this tape is that it is not skinny I mean you sit still with your hands and with your mouth client because I'm gonna get in here and do some awesome oh my I mean that I mean tell me yeah I guess you saved you haven't even cleaned up my finger that's literally not even my job God your fault cuz my other ones are wet so don't jam your hands all over the place actually if you looked on the wall that's our motto is it's welcome to special on Jamie don't knock this over because if that gets all the floor we're never getting your security deposit back ever pretty sure that dog I saw Julian like you wipe it on the inside no in there yeah no no no no why do we say polish and not polish it's a Polish hot dog sausage I don't think it's a breathe not like blow on it maybe breathing on it if you're confident that it's dry put it in your mouth for me to know and me to know stay away from oh why cuz I'm drawing can you go sit over there Elijah's so out of eleven how did I do no I'll give you like a solid six in it it's not please okay good I'm excited let's do this no regrets so let's just get into it I'll bring you a nice and close closer than you ever...
wanted pray for me don't laugh at me how is it bloodbath oh oh yeah what oh did I cut my oh oh yeah let me do it I don't know if I trust come on face just got it no no actually I take it back I don't trust you have you seen that vine of that kid

being

like what did you do I shaved my eyebrows why I don't know it's me as oh hell yeah oh hell I'm mad at you I'm so mad at you right now like you don't have to have your eyebrows you can have any eyebrows that you want I like it just hit me are you angry just shake actually I'm not oh my god was watching a glam and gore video and Mikey was like oh just take this like colored shadow and put it in your eyebrows and I was like what the Julian oh my god when ideas life you give me a D design yeah I hate you okay you know that's dope as oh my god I wanna do that to me how you that's Tobi's wait will you just write the words hell yeah on my eyebrows oh yeah from far away it's like oh look at that she got like some extra eyelashes on her eyebrows up close you're like oh yeah this one was inspired by my grandpa but I want it out of your mouth get it money your mouth oh look so had it we're having fun it's Christmas it's fun you just let me do this oh nice one if you're gonna have that kind of attitude here you can get out turn your face to me I can't do your makeup when you're serious which way do I look stage left or stage right shut the don't nasty step...
2 according to the tutorial is some Elmer's glue doing that face okay stop it it looks good I have the chunky one in my mouth that's what she said because there was really chunky penis describes the own penis as a junk junk in the trunk instead of chunk in the French oak in the truck hey kids come here I do Ronald McDonald's meeting me that I have to pitch something to him baseball you want something catch Julie keep your chunky penis is they derbies meet me outside and kill me please stop I'm gonna make stuck on you for dogs like the human centipede for dogs but they're not all facing in one direction they're all facing the same way are you on board with me alright so don't worry I got three yards of minion fabric so there'll probably be some left over if you'd like to buy it from me on my personal Etsy it's called why am I like this Etsy calm slash Gmail 100 that's an email address all right you know what let's work with this Mesa look this is my outfit okay all right what are you guys thanks all their head holes are so big they're like coming out how's it feel who's who was armed all right what about a triple dog Wow

Jenna

you can buy this on sale on my Etsy storage why am I like this at Betsy I got them all matching sweatshirts should because they're it's just a little weird jeez I'm so proud of you okay coming over you guys this is the Debbie machine hey my fan clubs here are you excited yes...
I'm very excited I wasn't English do you have any allergies dogs and cats dog step one and getting ready it's just don't have bangs and then it statue up with a little primer primer is what you put on walls right underneath paint why there's so many like that ones around it looks like a clown nose that's racist first of all and stop it clown what's more important Garrett

Jenna

's ratchet salon we only had this small selection of foundations or on of which is guaranteed to go on your face no matter what don't we have an event we can go to later on tonight I'm sure we can find like a Walgreens we can't guarantee you it we're not gonna give up rush this directly in the eye whoa cut me with those fake bones there mate do you ever do your eyebrows do what to them Oh God yeah we'll get in here do you trust me you should you get a free ratchet salon experience usually discuss at least $1,000 you are so beautiful you are so beautiful it sounds a little it's kind of like the police nothing like the police you had some beautiful you are so beautiful you are so beautiful hell yeah girl you look it is so cute oh girl oh my god who is that you look beautiful and natural and in your little way is better oh that's my whole life farther away it's much better it's just and very far away from me yo if you want to take my mom out on a date you should mail a letter to P o box / Nickelodeon dot 1 4 3 6 9 Orlando Chicago Arizona...
right the Juggalos want to come I'm sorry the Insane Clown Posse there might be tried well I mean mom there's always next time we can do some Juggalo makeup on you it would be my honor to make the outside match the inside that okay close your eyes okay she's bill you thrill in yourself huh we're off to Walgreens what is that what's going on here tight tight tight it's the voice consolute is that are you sure this this is the boys cup okay we'll see you guys next week bye say bye looks like a game called whose head is this zoom in on your face say something something if you would like to learn how to opposite contour this video I can see up your shorts jeans I can see your dick I'm a girl I'm getting mine already are you getting mine fourthly Oh fifty shades darker oh my god you're already looking that far well finally the outside matches the inside broken beaten down sad tired you forgotten that thoughts give me a Smasher pass right now okay slowly turn your head to look over your shoulder Pass pass pass pass pass snacks just assume it's your face you know I thought you'd be a little more open-minded you watch an awful lot of face off in that show they do it so weird why do I look weird don't look at me directly no don't smash your paths I look like my father no I look good Carla just like a dirty old man don't fist me and say it loves it and you know I gotta be honest I like the way this mustache looks it's...
gonna be $5 bring that a school can you a mustache ride what are you getting me for Valentine's said yes wipes but incarnation do knock everything over oh my god hey guys welcome back to 2008 hots Channel right about now I'm gonna show you how to be extra 2008 hot you push go get yourself some acrylic nails I made a ball oh it's huge oh oh oh damn oh my god oh my god oh my god oh oh imagine me like leaving these on and going to a nail salon and trying to get them fixed like girl where did you get these it's so ugly it looks like candy corn that even bad Oh God are you gonna do anything watch do you like it no neither is hope for me to have beautiful acrylic nail all that hurts oh no I think this should be the easiest part so she's you Nancy don't give a I should have given a say goodbye to these two I'll just be here listening to my tunes me daddy I think I've reached the moment of madness should I try it oh my god I can't even cut it oh my god oh and he's like i saw i legit neither saw i can't even cut it I can't cut it what do I do I mean whoa we let's take a look at that reveal that's fun I feel like the purpose of this video is for no other reason than to just my feet up wish me luck baby now see excited but I'm oh my god what have I done oh it's like crook oh I can't move it oh oh oh here we go vivid oh my god baby okay there we go Oh BB a BB look at that like with me that looks like a real nail that...
looks like it could be someone's toenail I don't know who's somebody living their life on the edge you would soon oh yes oh yes oh it's a bloodbath oh hell yeah I'm living my oh that one does it oh hello yes yes yes yes yes yes yes my vision is coming to life oh girl even though I'm doing a foot I really know what I'm doing at this but I'm a professional my finger is glued to it ah to heck maybe I'll just file it that'll help rape just stick what's wrong with it with me oh it feels so wrong kill you this is a show oh how does that feel oh just somebody else was so Oh somebody lay that's up that's up you like it that's wrong why are the rhinestones on the table if someone tweeted me this picture and I was just overcome with the feeling of I just want that to be my life I want that to be my face I want it on my face now and I was gonna get spirit gum which is a very strong adhesive but most makeup artists seem to just use clear eyelash glue which sounds like a better ordeal because I've used spirit gum that doesn't come off I hope that these are similar to the ones that the girl in the picture because I want to look just like I want to live her life I want to be her I want to be on her oh my god no turning back now oh this is so this is gonna be much more difficult than I anticipated I can see my own disappointment in the reflection of the rhinestones why you're telling me if you saw me out like this you...
wouldn't be like wow I want to talk to her I hope she's okay I don't understand why you Hugh laughing you're doing it so well thank you I didn't come here to around this is beautiful or what what chunk in the front chunk in the front and chunk in the butt I look like Trisha Paytas phone hey was that for me right don't make vomit noises at me this is really starting to itch rip off my skin it's not funny it hard and if you ask me they leave a little less like rhinestones a little more like fine stones ah look directly I mean I don't like it Soha me with your thoughts I can't see a see what is so funny oh my god hey you ready smash your head pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass open your mouth smash I'm gonna try to take it off are you still judging me you should help you know I mean trust me I look this up on YouTube and all I could find is people braiding like hair like things into the hair and not so much like their stuff don't break please don't break ooh this is amazing and you know it if you come here to judge me for how dirty my hair is you can get out we should turn the fork out though because that's gonna create a problem later when we're doing activities with our friends okay it's getting stabbed with a fork you're like why is there a fork in your hair yo be jealous later not only is this incredibly functional but look at how beautiful stunning like...
take my senior picture today okay pasta doesn't work for me b:g coming Wow when I stand up I can just walk him like this hands-free now I can like use my hands for all the other things that I have to do oh I'm walking like looking at my fault like seeing how many videos YouTube demonetized of mine there are no reason without any notification or option to appeal Wow okay oh okay what if you had a whole head of balloons so we're all filled with helium and you braid them all with your hair and then it was enough to lift you up off the ground like the

marbles

but you gotta lift it up by your hair and then probably like your scalp came off or something it's so dark Wow heat is up I am Inspector Gadget this is go go gadget hair there you go there's some hot sauce Oh cuz I like to get things untangled just do this for long enough you will win what in eight pictures not tapping it's her own fault like if an important baby was given a hair transplant yeah don't fidget spinning here Julian today like you know you just wear that alone like that's dope walks into barber how can I help you just me up fan the hardest part of your doing this is gonna be dealing with my boner oh my god I can't even tell you how creepy that is it feels like a spider this is discussing I'm ready for it to be in my head I want to keep her it's like you're allergic to gentle eyes up at me what's that that's my party hat was something about you with this...
hair holding your hamster it's just it's it's just a lot I look like that person never talk to my son again why making that face why can you just tell me how would you feel about letting me give you a beautiful set of acrylic nails are you kidding me you can tell your inner chi legion all right now I'm excited that's all you had to say like look like Peter Griffin stop young lion waiting out the door yeah very very very busy I don't see anyone and took me five

hours

to find two thumbs what why he's like I'm

being

normal I don't know what you want from me so much dude right away wait are you serious this is I tell you have to soak you in acetone my whole body then don't stroke me like you put popsicle sticks on a sausage it looks like my fingers that chef hats on serving fierce vibes I'm like the alternate universe James Charles who sucks at makeup no no pedo would you pat him with your nails or your hand you gave me these tools I can do it them as I please no have to pick it up Oh getting banana all over his chest Oh what is wrong with you that hurts so that we ruined the table I know but there's no bonding like ruining a table together don't be sick Julian thank you oh my god this is not for your skin this is like a hundred grit oh oh so I'm home alone right now Julian's in New York right now so I feel like I want to do you know what anyone would do in their boyfriend is not a challenge is something real drastic to...
my hair I'm bored my hair is pube color I'm doing whatever I want I'm gonna dye my hair because no one is watching me you say yes some are your Vaseline oh yeah yeah do I do my neck with this sir you my neck my bed my bed they just pop your like this shake your body don't poop don't piss here we go Fifi oh no turning back now oh hell yeah welcome to

Jenna

's ratchet salon pay for me don't worry okay if it gets on the blonde is just gonna lift it so much that it breaks apart okay it's not a big deal I'm see nothing says I dyed my hair at home quite like the hole back here head just like not looking right at all I'd say as long as the front is red we're good that's all anyone ever sees no one sees the back of you duh oh yeah marble shut up how much time is gone by is there anyone keeping track of the time I mean oh look at that I think it's lifted girl wait because this is lifted but I just like throwing a macro that's real quick no but for real should i I don't think that's how you're supposed to do it but like did I miss the spot I don't think so this is what my eye looks like without any eyelashes on in your life whoa who's on is that and I'm like it's my it feels a little crunched I want to feel crunchy like a bag of Doritos I think this is the perfect oh my god here is kind of the color of like I just got caught with a lot of meth like on my person but the rest look at this oh my god I...
can't believe it worked I'm gonna do it a nice little cut yeah that totally looks the righty girl oh yeah Kermit please do not play with my hair that's on the ground oh oh I don't know what this piece is doing but let's cut them on this side Oh Oh what is this it's a good chunk chunk in the front here we go baby nor do any bag that baby will go like this this does stuff right I'm doing Oh chunk in mud come to my salon I will cut your head with my dirty scissors do it do it so first thing we're gonna do shave your eyebrows that's that's funny I mean we're gonna go them down there they're on my head and glowing no you glue them like flat to your face so you can cover it with makeup oh are you throwing shade Chris Aguilar what you do to use doesn't comment on my blog - welcome to

Jenna

's ratchet slam what can I get you today I'll take a one just me up family okay I need you to face me and stop eating peanut butter please stop what's your drag name bonk what's your last name come back and then my last name is mac and cheese I look like the inside of an artichoke you can eat I'm gonna try it hey some body once told me it's just not a tissue stop you like Pringles I want them to say get off my lawn but also come back to my lawn later there's gonna be a party oh my god is mac and cheese you are hot what in the fire even do it how we gonna wash this up we're not this is me now welcome back to 2015...
we're dead and Phil and with delightful and British I'm telling them that you did that I can't do a British accent well this is fit on my neck oh hell yeah suck her neck out dude Wow dripping down my chest all girls Oh okay Oh rise & grind do they have that will that fit on my knuckles oh you not going to youtube define that or you back push do you say what you're telling you to get a loan oh that's all wet as a work hey guys welcome back to

Jenna

's ratchet salon here we have jewels nothing nowhere whatever okay that's a lot it looks so bad when we smile show us what you have okay on the side I have gar games gargy names guard ease a gargoyle then I'm here I got don't get near me cuz I'll catch you in this way okay well then over here I got cupcake because I've always viewed myself and then the top here says lone wolf and then under that it says here yeah lone Heil wolf yeah we're your parents now go to your room but like I can't smile either oh hey guys welcome back to my sadly realistic portrait of what a 30 year old lady's life is like lady yeah are you okay this is what a grown woman does in her free time she has a glass of wine she buys a face painting sniggers in it what's so funny you laughed a little too hard at me why squint at me wait oh my god it's not looking like an eye at all it's like a clown mouth your sad clown mouth I hate the internet I don't have enough lip to do this girl I...
think I did too many laughs sorry like oh my god I look like I know every move to the industrial dance god that's your path you know next time sham can't win them all thanks coach good news is nothing even bad I'm sure low key thick this is cutest you still can't exactly tell what's going on in my face like if you saw anything what about this says - you know the kissing turn to your right okay no cool like this oh that's terrifying it looks like

marbles

go if you saw me hi my name's

Jenna

I'm sorry yeah I have a hamster I'm a basketball animal do you like it or not I'm gonna take me a day like this yeah where would you take me the aquarium I love fish they think that you're my carer it's quite possibly the most extra I have ever seen look at this girl what is you don't okay I'm gonna do it that is not enough space about it I don't you look a spoken-- sideways this whole time yeah let's give this a little bit of blush on her cheeks there's a cockroach right there oh my god oh my god watched it crawl in I'm gonna die I'm gonna get out I'm trigger hey girl is me how you doing oh yo like this my uncle don't piss are you the art police EVP Oh come give tour pull the kids oh hell yeah cuz I got me a new man cuz uh welcome back to

Jenna

's ratchet solo no hands to be guys yes yes hey guys I started shaving his beard and I was upstairs and I was like Julian wait wait wait wait wait wait let me...
shave for you they're scared welcome back to domestic bliss with

Jenna

's Julie if she didn't comfortable now just in case you know sometimes something happens to your hands and you can't shave your own face I can shave you somebody else has my hands you need like a robe right but I don't have one of those is it trash can here agendas ratchet salon we save costs in creative ways yeah breathe I can't breathe I'm born honestly tbh no I can't get this around my torch oh my god because I know you're gonna get you a man that loves you even if you cut them they'll get your neck to yours leave the area it's a contour it oh it's a neck beard yes hello basically scooped hair from my chin into my lip I'm gonna make a hair doll out of your hair this is wonderful hey baby come over to my house you do like a nice if my face is the book you read the cliff notes you nasty and you need Jesus I'm saving myself for marriage call yourself son and talk to yourself by your own mustache a sudden you grew a stache yourself see that sweetie where'd you get that Mustang what stop it I'm a Franco walks into bedroom in the morning good morning

Jenna

I'm a burka okay so I destroyed the neck okay that is like top 10 nastiest things I've ever seen you do in your ass welcome back to another episode of

Jenna

's ratchet so I did put a little olaplex in my hair but not the good kind because the guy was like I can't tell you the...
other one since you're not a beauty professional and I was like um excuse you I have a living breathing online resume that I think more than qualifies me to be professional so get yeah this smells like okay imagine me on the basketball court at my basketball game tomorrow flowing curly red locks who's there I'd like one me up there do you remember the MTV show next yeah that show like hey I'm Jack Daugherty I have a basketball game tomorrow and my kink is ruining my hair on when people see me I want them to think to themselves Wow should I call the police by the way last night we thought it was like dark we went upstairs to go to bed we found an entire bar of soap in the bed with a giant tooth mark in it car mate your soap fetish has finally gone way too far you ever go to the back yard and you find a bag you're like is that a sandwich and you realize the sandwich has been there for like two years and you open it up and smell it no it's always time to dick around okay I just look like a like a dirtier version of myself I am on a never-ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world right after my marinara bad I'll take one me up BAM in a knife please pounds of blah I think we always cut towards yourself well you look really close up I want cures done don't you stab like my bath all of my dreams are coming true that's making me crazy what's this for I can't get these out what the is this why don't you snap me some nudes...
while we wait fine every time I go in there they're like do you have a Sally card like no can I have six pounds of paraffin wax please but my skin's

being

kind of problematic from all the basketball that I've been playing so nice I like my nails like I like my life a mess I want a paraffin my eyes shut what what do you mean oh I wanted to look dirty I wanted to look amazing and beautiful I'm trying to get new clients some muscle oh no just trying to do a beautiful treat on my skin I have a basketball game No okay who would jizz on someone's face like everywhere considerable cog is the new genre so I thought a really good idea no good ideas ever come from my brain I thought really good ideas since my yes you're gonna be made of wet is to go ahead and put some candle wakes on the end so I can have a fire here it's gonna be the new rage y'all it's called the fire manicure here a jealous rescue salon we do not care about your safety anyone else's safety or the fire code am i throwing myself a birthday party right now I've invented a thing I've invented a thing that's never existed before as far as I know welcome to

Jenna

's ratchets lungs he would give you fire hands once we give you a bath and wax treatment is very dangerous only for the bravest and clients oh hell yeah oh hell yeah what else can we do pin here need to be a nice boy you wild oh hell yeah go away I'm like itching to do a little something-something to...
myself to make myself even more human ass holy it's my kink in life you know what I'm saying I used to see commercials for this product just boom it and always always like I feel very excluded by that I would like to try them as women okay is the manager my face burns hell yeah what if I wanted to get like a full face tattoo of someone else's face on top of my face or like a small portrait of like like a tiny portrait of Meryl Streep what would you think about that tasteful like nude or semi-nude semi-nude street very right now can you imagine me in charge of a lot of other people's lives feel like uh yeah I'm gonna braid my hair for a while I gotta feed my dragons oh it is a chemical burn this is the definition of a chemical burn does it hurt yes you and everybody else is just so concerned about like safety and like looking okay oh don't give me that look this is a judgment-free zone it is 31 and I have a basketball game tomorrow it Smasher pets I want it to be like that girl is not only it's Noel that girl has a mustache just the min oh we dizzy I'm a man what you have to go to baseball game right now Sun do-do-do-do well it's fine that's a little brown just boom it I make the tip look at this this Red Lake literally gave that bleach the finger and was like get I hope that my face doesn't burn for too much longer because it's borderline unbearable I'm terrible subscribe open the translucent very curious like is we're...
gonna penetrate when it's that thick yeah try to polish a turd dog let me live I mean no one was ever mad at a thick tint it is so beautiful it's a sour patch kids snacks for nails do you know what pain is yeah it's a physiological response tell you to stop doing something never this is what the I'm talking about you were invited yes that was this look at one down is for you I look at my males it's blue bowing yo oh my god are you kidding me I'm not saying I'm the best at what I do what I do get on my level hello 901 what's your emergency yeah there's a lady with fidgets spinner nails she won't get out see little you can't with me if you wanted to how do I get this off oh how do I get this all had it oh yes whose man is at a town beach it's mine you should've learned his lesson the first time he left me I listened to one person talk on the internet and they said permanent hair color is the one that you know sort of like lips and might damage your hair but like a semi-permanent it's like not really a commitment like it's gonna wash out like me you doesn't really penetrate all of your hair I don't know maybe you can research that in your own but I don't really care instead of wearing like a dumpy shirt that I don't care about I just figured I'll wear my favorite shirt so then it forces me to be like more careful that makes sense right oh we making a semi commitment right now it y'all let's...
go to the dogs that doesn't that sound like hair care at its finest sure section right here how do we do this to me this sounds like when you stir a bowl of macaroni uh like last year I was so vitamin D deficient I got prescribed a vitamin D pill that I only had to take once a week oh you people that joke about not going outside not getting enough Sun trying to oh how did this happen why do I even bother wearing clothes whatever I mean forget about a towel for my shoulders what the look at all these spots I'm ed look at my ears oh yeah oh my god this weird going on in there but overall if there's anything that I learned from the last time I cut my bangs it's like don't even bother with all this extra all this partying like just get in there and do it when I was a young boy my father don't mean to the city oh oh I'm looking like a flash blue Mach will do a ton of this so that it comes out weekend regular get look I am an anime character I'm Trey get to the point in life where some day when my kids see pictures and videos of me they're like oh is that what you think did it no it's not it's I really made sure to not make the same mistake as the red it's not everywhere there's not hair everywhere it's true you can believe me come it oh I did this myself and I'm still very pleased with it and you know what I said to myself I could use like 10 times more of it so I looked up like glue and hair extensions but there's...
something I didn't even know about which is taping extensions so you don't clip them you don't glue them you don't show them you don't bond them you just tape them which sounds like the level of commitment I would like to make should I really just go full-blown I lost at the supermarket kick also watched one youtube video about how to dye these and it was called like how to dye your hair the lazy way so just know that's what you think my instructor I didn't even watch it I just must get forward to the part eight bundles of hair dog wait so you're doing sixty-four strips I don't know stop embarrassing me in front of the beautiful people community stop it look at that even beautiful color deposit I'm feeling beautiful just do it beauty school would have stifled my spirit what's gonna be funny is when we're just hanging out and a chunk of my hair just comes back like maybe I'll just die hair extensions and then give them to people like Merry Christmas I got you some hair see gun ring cinnamon shampooing them all like they're little people I'm gonna put them where they belong I know you just can't wait to run your fingers through my hair I'm gonna be using this highly scientific picture of where I put my hair extensions why are you laughing is it my scrunchie don't judge me okay I'm done I just made a rat tail oh yeah here sandwich boy what how do you like brush your hair that's something I should...
have figured out at all they're so staggered this chart this chart has to here and then a half one and a half one no a hairdresser you're not helpful that looks beautiful what do you know you're doing yeah use that the part for me and then I'll pop it on there popping pop no no no no no no see the word I don't want you to use when you're gonna put a hair extension to my hair is plop I'll just tease this part or something if I want you open just can't even bel Prague all right let me see what happens when I pull my hair oh it feels weird I don't like it can you see it No yeah oh wait Oh like this right you can't see him no what's wrong Oh what no no it's time to go to the library now you do that Clarissa and I'm gonna be like five four three two one Happy New Year not get off Hey ladies you tired you beat me too I'm just on this never-ending quest to become a snack and what makes a snack a beautiful shaved beard so I went to Ulta I've never been too old to before um it's cool I don't know why I told this shut up I know my appearance is jarring I've had a lot of work done to look this great I want my jaw right here to just be beaming to the gods so when you look at me it's like you're looking at gambit and I'm just gonna bite you with my laser jaw doesn't that give its power when he takes his glasses us know when gibbet takes classes off he has lasers for hives he does wanna bet we're...
quite literally messing up two rows playing card but he also wears glasses yeah bit where's gambit this is oh my god are we betting again that that isn't the x-men song I'm trying to shave my face not getting in arguments well how did you think the excellent opening theme song way that's really too bad for imagine everyone around you because these like sake telepathy and like like that and you're like thank you is even an x-men if all you can do is throw cards so gambit you throw stuff yeah I tap into the energy of an object and I turn it into kinetic energy and then you throw it yeah I throw it I truly really hard yes I'm just gonna keep it then as throws stuff which is what I had it was just like a weird magician that it was you like left the Magic Castle booked a service to it John let's go any wiped away like my cousin kisser he's just like a guy stop it that's crazy see y'all think is just peach fuzz and that this is the game we're really heavy out here though but my face is like a dusty bedroom I want to shave my forehead do you think I've hair in the forehead do you want to feel my face let's decide I haven't shaved feelable the same time right so it's just why can I get some aftershave do you have aftershave can I have some after job no mustache a little baby mustache oh no just for men and

Jenna

's over it's just for women what are you doing they don't want to come over and watch me shave my face...
oh don't do that let me go up on this one even though I never said do that I don't care I'm over gold my name is

Jenna

I'm dirty and I have a moustache no more best time for my basketball game we're gonna be clean shaven up in this picture should I shave my sideburns like up into my head no no I feel like this kind of thing is bad for a Virgo because I'm just gonna take this and do it just a little bit everywhere what are you doing you see how it just like floated off of my mustache now I can do some violent to my face and it won't hurt don't smile and for real like your skin is screaming is this screaming feel my skin like for real though like look how smooth and pretty it goes on now that I shaved my whole face except for like my eyes cuz it said don't shave your eyes otherwise our work shade from my face lash get ready with me I really like get ready this with me by the way because they never say what they're getting ready for get ready with me court we're getting ready are you getting ready with me or what you're

being

hostage via a YouTube video get ready with me why have you been hiding the secret for me like when you shave your face I like feels really good and it makes your makeup just glide on why have you been keeping this from me how dare you how dare you everyday when you're in there putting on your bronzer and pop and highlighter you've just been keeping the secret from me and the only Beauty just kidding...
Christine can come to 2018 look out cuz I'm bald in the face bald eagles everywhere are quaking you still covered in white feathers you lie in your face yeah so my extensions I feel like just screamed elegance and beauty especially when you can see they definitely scream it's based yeah it's basically a friendship bracelet on your hair listen okay if you see a 31 year old lady with the friendship bracelet in her hair your collar gaps you don't have to say cut what if I just braided my entire right side of it you a man that pumps you up welcome back to my midlife crisis tutorial I am 31 years old I have a pet hamster a basketball game tomorrow and a tiny braids in my hair that I'm going to turn into a friendship bracelet do you know any girls who like how to hear up yeah really I've seen it is not a softball player thing do not know do not know after that something about going to Claire's and piercing my ears ladies can you tell me where the men are on a scale of 1 to snack I advise us for 4 years do you know how hard it is to play the clarinet with braces tell us about your first kiss while I wrapped my hair and I grabbed her shoulders oh and then we just leaned in and did it and I think I went the I think I went the wrong way at first because then we had like no one to airplanes to turn the back I thought that you could pick like you know when you snowboard it's either goofy or regular I thought I could choose at the time and then it's...
just a mouthful of metal for like 30 seconds and then that was it that was my evening do you have braces no but I did for 30 seconds which is much older oh gee two grades oh damn you know the girl aya what were you doing in the 90s I was learning how to walk I had diapers some of the 90s I went to a few magic shows all magic shows after dinner at the same magic at that restaurant Johnny Ace plumber my guy blowing our goddamn minds every Sunday night for a very very steep price at Earth Wind & Flowers it's an expression of myself what is the exact same personality that I have a basketball game tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow here okay that's right guys Ellie Ellie al-eid OFS leadoff Julianne part of the culture of sport this is not a softball thing stop meeting about softball so who are you playing this we played over Pittsford pink white yellow orange pink white orange like I feel like this is a thing that like 12 year olds and grandmas would be like when I was younger and I had a hair up there was like a clay bead at the bottom I got something a little more appropriate Oh in case you thought I was done here though you would be incorrect I want a full 90s hairdo Jesus is coming with my hair - did you ever read the Bible it's a very long book it's very Madonna she was my favorite singer in the 90s and then I graduated to Sarah McLachlan I wanted to go to the Lilith Fair more than anything in the world first of all this is a deadly weapon...
because the order of the Ottomans to truly show that ball really is over everything yeah well I like it amazing beautiful hair that if you saw me in the grocery store and had all my hair up except for that like oh dude that right there it's a woman that knows what she wants in life no I'm excited to add this bomb to my repertoire things that trend it's ratchet slot if you'd like to come in you can make an appointment I'm never there but the things that people will do with a hot glue gun and call it a hack is just beyond like I don't know who they are for who are you helping like some of them are just like popsicle sticks and razor blades that you glued together and made yourself like a prison weapon if anyone's gonna actually sit down and do these crafts it's gonna be me so the whole name of the channel is five-minute crafts so this takes you longer than five minutes I call on that entire channel I'm not gonna use parchment paper to make the sandal straps because I'm just gonna do it on my table because I've stopped giving a like I'm not trying to stifle anybody's creativity but this is a waste of time I'm just settling for a blobby blobby mess at this point because I just don't care okay you know I just go jam these on my feet oh okay see it feels like you're standing on some soft dish Legos this doesn't feel good and they don't work what the hell is going on I will never get this part of my life back I...
knew they looked ridiculous on the internet cuz guess what they are this doesn't wor this person just made a tiny little bikini for their iPhone whose underwear slips over the home button so you can no longer use it but this is probably one of my favorite crafts you just take a tampon okay and you glue it to the top of a jar and spray-paint it I'm not trying to on on their channel or their creativity but you know what some of it feels like you're gonna pull a muscle from reaching I see all these hack videos and ever seen anyone be like oh my god Thanks this is so great I made that I think people just like like idea porn even if they're bad yeah I'd like a side clue nails please coming right up you give me a minute I'll call her I'm in - hey I want to say hell yeah I love making stuff for the hot glue I'm just no you can't do this okay no this is not right it's wrong this is not a solution to any problem this is a mess all right so you take a glove I think I might use one like this a little softer and then oh oh oh yeah oh okay does it feel good do you think it's kind of hard to tell person needs a stencil to draw a heart I just bought this whole sheet of construction paper cut out of that sighs heart rate in the middle anyway so now you just do - dump dump all over your heart with this hot glue just like there's there is a little spot at the top that it's difficult to cut out which is a dead giveaway that this is a piece of...
paper and hot glue I love my money I love just taking it dumping it in the toilet oh my all right like my my arm is tired from the shoes this is so extra bit how you supposed to know how big your head is it's ripping I don't want anyone in the comments to be like Joe no you should really look it's a hot-glue head oh my god I did it I got it I got it this looks like I don't want to hear anyone judging me okay I'm trying my best here good Wow what I have what do you think that's what you wanted five minute craps you want him you look like this it doesn't feel right it doesn't look right this is a glue hat I hope truly it never leaves me again I really can't handle another time like this this is a dark time when you miss your portrait so you try to fill your heart with hot glue I can wear my glue shoes in my glue hat but like am I wearing them are they wearing me these are not life hacks do I look like someone whose life is better after I've done this maybe I'll go to the beach like this yeah there's a lady covered in glue at the beach and she won't get out I only respond to one thing it's hi sister this is me inviting myself to a party that no one invited me to sister julienne is here to help brother sister julienne role is here to help brother sister julienne I look like a softball coach a lot of work this looks just like my videos all my intros are like this that's a thing they do right Oh beauty here is the...
beautiful people what the beautiful people language sister julienne don't question me when did you make that this is the ancient ruins of like a lost civilization and the foundation is like the earth on top of it don't just use my kid of brushes that I accidentally lit on fire one time at this point the only parts of your face that are not concealed fully are the cheeks and the forehead my too much gene is very excited right now oh no oh no it's gonna get worse away okay see it's moments like this where I look at the texture of my skin and then I look at people on the internet and I'm like something doesn't it up okay I look like a half-eaten Apple on a roach that's like a paper mache face his skin still looks like skin like mine just looks so wrinkly and sad and dry it looks like the Sahara Desert inside of like a dusty hot pocket right now if you were sitting next to me we're just heaven you know girl chat okay you better be like No sealer on the lid powder on top that's right just like you're like my cuz the other on your doughnut yeah me concealing the fact that I hate them your ball what you're not gonna do is verbally abuse me during this process how do you spell frog you did not going bad you did not make a weightlifting joke in my exquisite beautiful people tutorial this looks like an infection I feel like I need to go to the doctor like really badly today dope as in like I celled up and need help nothing says...
Valentine's like I'm 30 I have a basketball game tomorrow and look at my letter that doesn't look too hot oh the first time I've seen myself in that I like a very ghastly I mean it's really pretty but I just do not have are you okay if you saw me what you'd call the police do you have any more almond milk Jace Charles now you listen here okay you're gonna post something on the internet with the word tutorial in it somebody's gonna do it and you know what today that somebody was Vee don't you dare ever say nobody's gonna wear this look cuz here we are look at me in my exquisite face I'm wearing you look you know sister julienne welcome back to Jenny's righteous salon it's really not ratchet this is a professional song right yeah oh my god I can't believe I got an appointment I thought this place was closed down it looks closed down the windows are boarded up especially this is technologically advanced it's for virgins no no virgin hair get wet somewhere with you I'm not gonna watch your hair it's not in my services this is the worst salon I have to go shower myself at the salon and wash my hair yeah you tell the client to go into the back and wash their hair and I'm just like literally over the sink if you do the other room Julian Julian stop pants on wash your hair for seven minutes oh he said do short ones and then do long ones doing you little hair police we you pull over I need you to not be on your...
phone and keep your head

straight

stop moving it's not difficult close your mouth can you imagine if you acted like this that your real hair dresser you look like like Anthony cues from Hot Chili Peppers can you put your head up

straight

still hot wow it's not hot so you I tell you that's weird don't say whip and whip I need to know what the longest actual fingernail measurement is and we need to beat that 34 oh I don't know if we can beat that it's like polish Mountain but for length don't come in here with your Ares a lot of people look at the internet and they're like oh it's just a place for dumb yeah you right it is try hot glue oh my god Julian okay I mean we're good oh is that it's me noodle hey get those ones you're sick it's not functional Dylan ed I'd say that this is very everyday I just takes so many vitamins and it goes

straight

to my son please set it and forget it five sets of ice and what appear and then two extra sets down here so you just look like a human spider here you go bah but because the third eye is always open yeah great the old-lady eyes you know I'm a human crepe always be the man you don't stop I'm gonna start sweating my eyes off I told you the tapas but Scott's looking into another dimension don't zoom in on this they're not even the same color this one's looking somewhere else she doesn't want to be here is me spider beach no one wants to talk to me I...
don't know what that is who is she I'll see you some day when we get married that is so flattering data is my ideal man Thanks look natural I'm asking you a question you me feed him in I know some y'all I just burnt out on me doing beautiful people things what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing why did you how old are you come here come don't put that paper in your mouth to go and spit it at me I will you understand that I have scissors today right

Jenna

will you graciously allow me to come meet you righteous salon so you can cut and color my hair the cut with you you're not allowed to come here anymore for

being

disrespectful this is where my videos are always late you're pushing me away stop marker all over yourself what are you doing I've never done it stop moving cowboy I just said haven't even moved do you ever watch Dateline I really yeah you know when you walk into a business and you're like hey is this Chipotle and they're like no that's next door and you're like I mean this business is kind of tight I'll stay here that's how I feel are you rubbing that into my skin your tagline should be cut color improvise I think I think I wanna leave I think I want to leave the salon please hello help thank you for cutting my hair go home son go back to your room son dad's gotta do arts and crafts those are my scissors put it down don't blow my hair please let me just get some clippers no we...
just dyed my hair yeah it was cool shave it off it's dangerous lightning stop I don't I need that person Oh sir mine he turned himself into my dog Kermit and that was like all right if I wasn't sold when I watched someone else transform themselves into a dog now I'm sold I need to become Carmen oh oh so for this video I really went all out we went to the art people store you know for people like me who are artists I'm an artist step one I'm gonna take off my choker and yes you guessed it when I take it off my whole head will fall off and what something flashbacks of what we did this before I don't have enough lip for this would you laugh at that don't tell me to stick it up there there's no one here he's like way more teeth in here I can't fit anymore what oh here we go weed I can do this I have to put this in my nose Julian its hickel's I don't think this is right how did I up already yeah that look color though Kylie Jenner's Kawai Kim oops oh not on my teeth oh what what are you like why is it bizarre it's natural normal I don't know what's going on oh oh yeah yeah when people ask you what your girlfriend does for a living where do you tell them oh artist I thought you believed in me very hard and you're doing very well sweetie Oh get you a man who sort of supports oh you so good all right Kermit I feel like we got these beautiful matching oh my god wait can you zoom in I feel like I could see that but...
I'm freaking out right now don't ever talk to me and my son again I've reached my final form Smasher past this took a long time stop trying to get away from me act like you like me for the end of this video please comment back on it was like incredibly difficult but like if you spend enough time we can do it like anyone know it takes a specific set of skills to look at when you're trying to get a boy to like you at school so you get into his interests I can hear them from here you're what the lash technicians come in to drag me in the compensation and I'm rare like a dragon right Julian go on because I have had them once before they were lovely but the woman was like text me when you want another appointment and I texted her and she just never texted me back so I took that very personally I felt like she just didn't like me so I let them all fall out never did it again when you get ghosted by them she ghosted me i sat there silently at last technicians be like yeah I'm like that friend if they're like I think there's a bear over there I'm the one that's like let me go check the glue won't come out like Julian do not wait why are you laughing when life is glue Julian I need you to stop it like in there Julian come on I'm trying my best I actually want my fingers no no no you know I like to do that oh really is that too much do I look extra because I have the too much gene and I don't know when to stop trying to buy ...
when you procrastinate your problems Hey compliments like that aren't compliment no why why because I think it we think that say dry is coming along stop calling my left I see it right everybody's gonna know I did my lashes at home I need encouragement you can do it we encouraged me I don't want to be a lash goddess I wanna be done with this oh yeah for sure I mean they'll flap in the wind big time it's like I can only successfully achieve it on one eye then like what's the point we just

being

honest with ourselves here you're not saving yourself anything if you can't do it right ambidextrous people be like Julian Camberley I mean it cost less than going to a professional but it definitely you know so yeah I'm really starting to feel the consequences of my decision it's on day two you know what I'm saying beautiful beautiful people match I'm gonna make you again I'm gonna make you a beautiful elegant rob him I'll do the crime and keep posting out in the visible okay they have lemonade here to ask this that is actually really nice I think that was a really pretty on you I'm feeling I'm feeling the fabric Shh give it to me give it to me you're pissing the talks off I just existing I don't know how to sew I just refuse to fail okay the best way to do this is to get your man to just lay down on this where my feet are let stop happy anniversary wait like here but in the middle because I'm gonna do fabric -...
hey guys welcome to my tracing tutorial you lift your arm up Shh get up get up here like on thin ice with me already nice what's your favorite part of having having an anniversary today me too what's your favorite part of scissors mine's the handle cuz it's safe no what's your favorite letter in the word anniversary mine's end the first one not the second one second one's there just be redundant you know have you sure happy anniversary

Jenna

what you light up my wife don't do that down to there whatever part of you you know the zipper is the largest organ in the body and it has the most teeth and bones and if you find a zipper in the wild but if it's in my people is what do you mean there's a lot of space and I like it it's you want to be like up more what why are you laughing I'm good what do you provoke it if it makes you like an ass Momo accent oh yeah it's like your ass well I want it to be flowy flowy and blowy don't hit your face into my face really audibly horribly disgusting bad name called it anniversaries be like needle and the thread gotta get you the back is exquisite don't boot my nipple you're gonna stab me in my face like a dog what would you do if I burped on your head what are you laughing about now that's what I call a rump in beach come to my workout class this Saturday I'm holding it at the mall I like it cuz if I need to blow my nose what you had imagined yeah it oh okay that looks so...
good nope no you're done struck that little bot out of here take a moment of silence for the torture I'm about to pull my hair through your hair I'm so sorry love Jenny let's get started beats don't squint at me okay it's helping a little bit stop just set a timer for 6 years you're a strong independent woman that's right don't need no vitamin C I don't need nobody how's your day stop it I'll be really over here doing dumb huh it's finally caught up to me all of my dumb decisions I'm paying for them the salon always pulls it out the salon always pulls it out that's baby a 30 percent success rate I'm pulling it out I wonder with

jenna

Marbles

is up to these days why is it funny if I do it but like if a makeup artist does if they're like wow this is spectacular they deserve an award stop no we already have one going for 84 years I need you to stop saying for years in advance no action touch-up makeup artist that doesn't know it action and actually okay honey let's get that's Robert pins to you a little ones the bobby pin and a bigger Rob but I'm not gonna be able to hear so if I'm shouting show the camera show the camera but this looks like dude my supposed to use a brush for this I really do look like a next one that hasn't quite made it tell me I look like the cheerio dream oh are you bored yet when BAE is bored of you

being

a chair I'm just a chair out here living my best life...
in my chair Hey ladies yeah I am a chair yeah I'm just out here

being

dull like

Jenna

what do you want to be when you grow up a chair a chair if you're having trouble deciding what you wanted to do in your future just show this like your guidance counselor be like listen okay you said I could be anything look wanna be a chair maybe it's just me yo chair that's ariana grande as a chair thank you y'all can't even spell chair when people be making conversations you want no part of get called for jury duty o delicate chair y'all can't even see me beat when someone talk on Twitter good times in Tanika where people are like where are we you think I'm taking this off me alone coming for your charities nobody beat stop it right now oh sorry