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James Invades RuPaul, Jenny Slate & Kumail Nanjiani's Cell Phones

James Invades RuPaul, Jenny Slate & Kumail Nanjiani's Cell Phones
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James

: OKAY, SO THE FIRST CLUE IS A POSTMATES ORDER. MAY WE SEE THE POST DDZ MATES ORDER PLEASE. SO WE'VE GOT HERE A DIET COKE, SOME FRIED DILL PICKLES AND ONE BUFFALO CHICKEN TENDERS. WOW. SOMEBODY HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM. (LAUGHTER) THAT'S WHAT I GET FROM THAT. THIS IS MORE A CRY FOR HELP THAN IT IS A FOOD ORDER, LET'S BE HONEST. KUMAIL. >> YEAH. >>

James

: YOU'VE BEEN ON A SOARING HIGH IN YOUR CAREER AM YOU DISN STRIKE ME AS SOMEONE WHO WOULD NEED TO BE ORDERING SUCH THINGS. WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT WENT WRONG? >> WELL, YOU CAN SEE I STARTED OFF VERY HEALTHY. DIET COKE. >>

James

: WITH A DIET COKE, YEAH. >> AND I WAS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT, SOME VEGGIES. FRIED DILL PICKLES AND THEN THIS IS A VERY TYPICAL NANJAINI ORDER, AT THE BOTTOM YOU ARE MAKING SURE SOMETHING DIED FOR YOUR MEAL. >>

James

: RUPAUL, HOW DEPRESSED WERE YOU ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHEN YOU MADE THIS ORDER? >> I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. (LAUGHTER) I WASN'T DEPRESSED. >>

James

: YOU PRPB DEPRESSED. >> I WAS FEELING GOOD. >>

James

: JENNY, IT'S THE DIET COKE THAT MAKES ME SADDEST IN ALL OF THIS. >> YEAH, YOU GOT TO GO FOR THE FULL, YOU KNOW, COCA COLA COKE. >>

James

: BUT A DIET VERSION. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >>

James

: WHEN YOU CALL UP DO YOU JUST SAY HEY, I WANT THE SLATE AND THEY GO IT'S COMING RIGHT NOW. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS. >> THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS...
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WHEN I SAY I WANT THE SLATE AKA FOOD TO OBVIOUSLY KEEP A PERSON ALIVE. >>

James

: UH-HUH. >> NOT A MEAL THAT WOULD MAYBE JUST STRIKE YOU DOWN DEAD RIGHT ON THE SPOT. >>

James

: SURE. >> YEAH. >>

James

: ALL RIGHT, LET'S VAY LOOK AT THE NEXT CLUE. THIS NEXT CLUE IS A SONG. LET'S CHECK OUT THIS SONG. IT WAS RECENTLY LISTENED TO ON THE PHONE. (LAUGHTER) GETTING JIGGY WITH IT BY WILL SMITH. RUPAUL, HOW DOES THIS SONG GO? >> NAH NAH NAH. ♪ ♪ GETTING JIGGY WITH IT. >>

James

: WOW, JENNY Y THIS SONG WHAT MR. YOU DOING THAT MADE YOU WANT TO LISTEN THIS SONG. >> I WAS ON A FEMINIST RETREAT IN HAWAII. AND OBVIOUSLY I WANTED TO EXPLORE THE SO GETTING JIGGY WITH IT. >>

James

: YEAH. KUMAIL, KUMAIL WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT JIGGY WITH IT? >> VERY, VERY RECENTLY. I JUST HAD HAD SOME FRIED PICKLES AND CHICKEN TENDERS AND NEEDED TO WORK THEM OFF SWRZ YEAH, YOU REALLY WORKED THEM OFF. (APPLAUSE) >> DANCE, YOU KNOW, CAN'T LISTEN THAT SONG AND NOT DANCE, SO. >>

James

: REALLY? >> YEAH. >>

James

: WHAT IS YOUR GO TO MOOD WITH THIS SONG IF I SAID GETTING JIGGY WITH IT, THAT THAT NAH NAH NAH NAT. ♪. >> GETTING JIGGY WITH IT, I LISTEN IT A HUNDRED TIMES IN A ROW, GI THE TIME 50EU78'S DONE. >>

James

: FIVE CALORIES. >> YEAH, FIVE ARE GONE. >>

James

: ALL RIGHT, AND THE FINAL CLUE HERE IS A PHOTOGRAPH ON THE PHONE, LET'S SEE THE PHOTO, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE. WOW. SO...
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THAT'S-- NONE OF YOU HAVE CHILDREN SO-- IS THIS-- IS THIS-- IS THIS SOMETHING YOU PAINTED IN A THERAPIST'S OFFICE, JENNY, IS THAT WHAT YOU DID? >> THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I STOLE FROM MY THERAPIST'S OFFICE. >>

James

: RIGHT. >> BUT IT'S NOT THE ONLY THING. >>

James

: RUPAUL CHARLES WHAT IS THIS THAT I'M LOOKING AT. >> IT'S ACTUALLY A COLOR PALLETTE, I LIKE TO DO DIAGRAMS OF MY MAKEUP BEFORE MY MAKEUP ARTIST DOES IT. SO I PAINT PICTURES THAT HAVE MY MAKEUP IN IT, OF WHAT I WANT TO DO. AND I CORRESPOND IT WITH CERTAIN OUTFITS. >>

James

: SO IT'S NOT A PIECE OF ART. >> WELL, IT CAN BE ART BUT IT'S A MAKEUP PALLETTE, REALLY. >>

James

: I KNOW ART IS SUBJECTIVE BUT THAT IS RUBBISH. (LAUGHTER) >> UNTIL IT'S ON MY MUG. (APPLAUSE). >>

James

: KUMAIL, WHERE DO YOU HANG THIS PAINTING IN YOUR HOUSE? >> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, THEY'RE LYING BECAUSE WE JUST REDID OUR HOUSE AND WE WANTED A NEW WALLPAPER FOR THE BATHROOM BUT WE WANTED SOMETHING THAT WAS PERSONAL. SO THAT IS MY NEICE'S WORK. AND WE ARE GOING TO GET THAT, WE'RE GOING TO REPEAT IT AND USE IT AS A WALLPAPER. >>

James

: DON'T SAY AH, IF YOU BACKED INTO THAT BATHROOM, YOU WOULD BE LIKE, THIS IS TERRIBLE. SO LET'S HAVE A RECAP HERE. WE'VE GOT THE POSTMATES ORDER, GETTING JIGGY WITH IT BY WILL SMITH AND A PICTURE OF A PAINTING. I THINK I KNOW WHOSE IT IS. AUDIENCE, WHO DO YOU THINK'S PHONE THIS BLINGS...
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TO. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. SO I AM GOING TO TAKE A GUESS RIGHT NOW I THINK THIS PHONE BELONGS TO RUPAUL CHARLES. WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE PLEASE STEP FORWARD. (APPLAUSE) >> I KNEW IT, I FLEW IT. >>

James

: IT WAS JENNY SLATE. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. I HAD NO IDEA.