James Invades RuPaul, Jenny Slate & Kumail Nanjiani's Cell Phones

Okay, so the first clue is an order for post mates. Can we see the post mate order please? So here we have a diet coke, some fried pickles, and a buffalo chicken tender. Wow, someone has hit rock bottom, that's what I understand. It's more of a cry for help than a request for food, let's be honest Kumail, yes you have been at the top of your game, you didn't strike me as someone who would need to sort those things, what happened, what went wrong. Well, you can see I started with a very healthy Diet Coke, yeah, and I thought, "You know why some vegetables have fried pickles, yeah, and this is a very typical Nanjiani order, at the bottom you're making sure that it's something dead for your food, RuPaul, how?" depressed you were on a scale of one to ten when you made this request I don't see how that's any of your business I was apparently depressed you want to post feeling good yes Jenny, it's the diet coke that makes me saddest in all of this yes, you have to take the coke -full cola, you know, coke, but it's a diet version, that's just when you call, you just say, hey, I want the board and they say, it's coming right now, don't worry about it. what happens what happens, I mean, I want the

slate

, aka food, to obviously keep a person alive, not a food that maybe just kills you on the spot, sure, yeah, okay, let's take a look at the next track, next track is a song.

Let's take a look at this song Will Smith recently heard on the phone RuPaul How's this song going Jenny? Why this song? What were you doing that made you want to listen to this song? I was on a feminist retreat in Hawaii and obviously wanted to explore the Big Willy style, when was the last time you got nervous about that very recently? I just ate some fried pickles and chicken tenders and I needed to work on them to listen to that song and not dance so really yeah once you go move to this song yes I said getting nervous with it now listen to it a hundred times in a row like this that when it's over, yeah, the final clue here is a photo on the phone, let's look at the photo, what do we have here? that's it but none of you have kids so this is this is something they painted in a therapist's office Jenny is what they did this is something I stole from my therapist's office but it's not the only thing

rupaul

charles what is it this?

I'm looking at, it's actually a color palette, you know, I like to diagram my makeup before my makeup artist does it, so I paint boxes that have my makeup of what I want to do and I match it to certain outfits. so it's not a work of art, it may be art, but it's actually a makeup palette. I really know it's all subjective, but that's rubbish and tell us in my mug, where do you hang this painting in your house? Well, I'll tell you. they're lying because we just read in our house and we wanted new wallpaper for the bathroom but we wanted something that was personal so that's my niece's job and we'll get it and repeat it and use it as a wallpaper don't say oh, if you walked into that bathroom you'd say this is terrible, so let's recap here, we've got the order from Will Smith's publishing buddies and a picture of a painting I think.

I know who's in your audience who you think the phone belongs to who you think is okay, so I'm going to take a guess right now. I think this phone belongs to RuPaul Charles from the

cell

phone, please step forward.