Jalapeno Snacks Taste Test

jalapeño or jalape-- yes, let's talk about that mythical good day we are in a golden age of flavor there are flavored

snacks

flavored drinks there is even flavored air that we have tried I recommend the piña colada air it is tasty and light there is really a burst of flavors to whatever you want to

taste

and today we are going to

taste

jalapeño, but with all the jalapeño flavored

snacks

out there, which one is the closest to the real jalapeño flavor? It's time for a jalapeño edition to match the flavor of the super snack.

We'll rank the snacks on a scale of 1 to 10 based on how close each flavor is to real jalapeño and then add up those scores and the snack with the highest overall score will be declared the most authentic jalapeño flavored snack and, accordingly, it will be forever. called jalapeño Brian, I knew it was backwards, but before we try these snacks we need to establish our control by trying the real jalapeño, take out the raw jalapeño, okay, it's raw, hell, you know, damn, we're good, so I'm. I'm going to go for I'm going to make the full ring.

I'm going to go for a half ring because it's not bad, friend, they got the seeds right. I want to get the flavor, but I didn't want to get so much heat that it impacts. Not the sandwich, that's not so bad, it's not that bad at all. I'm a very specific flavor. I would say it's kind of a jalapeño flavor. This one just tastes like green pepper and I'm serious. I have mine, you have your own taste. it doesn't taste like jalapeño, well they taste like green peppers, but hotter than one it's not spicy, let's first look at our first jalapeño snack, we have combinations of jalapeño and cheddar cheese, you don't have to open it wide.

I'm not going to save your little Twinkie fingers too much because all you have to do is grab this cool thing here I guess the elongated Twinkies Ding, sing it my wife, I love her so much, she loves the combos, but she loves the flavor combos of pizza, I don't think I've ever gotten them. These well, the representation of a

jalapeno

pepper is very accurate on the packaging. I'll start with that, let me tell you, it's a great flavor. I try how much you say I don't try

jalapeno

. I try the cheese and heat the bread and there is no heat.

I doubt this was a good snack, but is it true to the jalapeno again? What we are

test

ing is very important that you understand this. What you have is Hayes, they understand it. I'll give it a if I was giving it if I was. reading it was a snake Dale, yeah, that's not what we're doing. I want you to understand, you can understand that that is not what you understand, that is not what we are doing. I'm going to make it four, oh wow, four total out of eight. these jalapeño chips packed with enough flavor to make you pass up the jalapenos in your guacamole is that really what we're looking for is kisses, that's what we're dealing with, the question at hand, you have one here if I'm going to my mojo like a whisper my cup walk you know what man has a fold on me here we go we'll sink it the cattle is a good chip no these actually have jalapeño powder in them they're also 220 calories a bag hey listen I try the jalapeño a friend, ooh, because when I know, it's good, but the seeds are gone.

The heat took longer to come, but it hit me under the title card and I thought, "Oh, now I'm experiencing that again, so it's like Oh, before I give out the scores here, let me." just make a little public service announcement, a not insignificant number of you say jalapeño, most of you live where we come from, it's not jalapeño, it's jalapeño, there's a little thing at the end when you say jalapeño, you seemed stupid, okay, no, It's a jalapeno. I'm going to understand that's not just it tastes very good I'm tempted to go 9 I I'm so tempted to go 9 I think I could do it if not, I will I'm going to go fine, but what if I want to? to leave it in the dust okay I'll take 9 of our total of 17 if you're into jalapenos Josh shows you how to make a jalapeño popper spam on the mythical cooking channel and if spices aren't your thing you can watch the new snack smash pilot mountain dew moon yeah so they're both there and if that's not enough Josh in your life he and Nicole also have a podcast it's called hot dog as a sandwich it's everywhere you listen the podcast and If that's still not enough Josh for you, okay, that's enough, Josh for you, let's have some jalapeño-flavored Slim Jims, uh, okay, a keto snack Rhett, thanks, shake me, this It's hot, it's getting hot, this is hot, it's very hot, it's hot, it's hot, it's hot. spicy almost too high, it also forms like pineal powder just no, not like a lot of these, that's pretty good, I like that kick, man this has this spice, but it has pepper.

Actually I think so. It doesn't have it with the same kind of clarity as potato chips, you know, I'll give it a seven, it's okay for a total of 13. Add in a PB&J which stands for peanut butter and jalapeño and I'm a little upset, but I'm going to keep it. open mind because we have Russell and Rob's jalapeño peanut butter right here, okay I have to say since our fanfiction episode I haven't, I haven't even looked at a jar of peanut butter, but I know there is one. in front of me right now I have to be honest, I have seen them in a different way but I have seen them, I think I get to the bottom of it this way, okay, Russell Rob costs a lot of money the 13 dollars and you don't I didn't, although I didn't have to do that, but I don't mean in this world, okay, I don't want to see this world in a peanut, but it's a good idea.

I mean, maybe we should, we should do this. thick Rob I like thick butter it's $13 I said this is the most expensive thing you say now when you smell like peanut butter because peanut butter is overwhelming that's why I'm listening you know? I want his front teeth to come in. I like it, I sure do. I'm a mouthful. Let's try to quantify how spicy it is as it increases. I'd say it's the spiciest yet, oh really, oh, it could just be the cumulative effect, oh no. I think the way they did it and here's the spice on the palate so it stays on the tongue and just stays there making it the spiciest thing we've ever had.

He says, but the taste is still overwhelming. Peanut butter doesn't say it had a lot of spicy ingredients, it says peanuts and salt, they forgot about the jalapenos next to peanuts as they got older, they're just spicy peanuts, they're spicy by association, because how did it get like that? spicy if you didn't put anything I think Russell I think we need SiC the USDA on Russell and Rob because it's lying in his jar Frank, I'm wrong, I selected roasted peanuts, vegetable oil and salt, it contains peanuts, yes there is no evidence that this is spicy . except for posting this jalapeño right there, okay Rob, now him, but you deserve it, but I really like what you've done.

I have to say it tastes good, but peanut butter has such a distinct and strong flavor that it just tastes like Even though if you told me it was habanero peanut butter, I'd say okay, you know there's nothing to me part, there is no specific jalapeño flavor, yes I agree, although it is very good, but I recommend it for spicy peanut butter if you think you might be one. in that, but for this I am giving you three hopes. I was going to say three, we say the same thing. Oh, totally fixed, we have Snyder's jalapeño pretzel pieces now which, if you hadn't said pretzel pieces, I wouldn't have known what.

I'm looking before you bite those, let me just need a little, it's a piece of a pretzel link, the warning doesn't say what it is, it's just in big print, contains partially genetically engineered wheat, partially mutated wheat, yeah and you smell it, I can smell that mutation and they are also advantageous mutations now Snyder's is not from Hanover Snyder's is from Charlotte North Carolina and then he says we are not connected to Schneider from Berlin Berlin Pennsylvania Wow, we opened a can of complications, yes we We're just not in Berlin, they're actually in Charlotte, but they say they're in Hannover, what we have to do is try it, man, oh, what a good smell, oh, we have to do it, yeah, on one of the floor, don't think Just eat, man. crunchy powder taste, you don't care where it's from, yeah, because this is good, oh, and it stands on its own, it doesn't need to be incinerated, even that didn't take Schneider out of what that show was, he was a mechanic, I mean John Schneider.

John, oh yes, you've had enough, Dukes of Hazzard. Schneider was their name too, the repairman at the apartment complex and those reruns they used to watch and that's so good, please company, they're not spicy at all, no, she's Buffy the Vampire. Slayer, where were you long before? I'm talking like a 70's sitcom, one day at a time, one day at a time, these are real jalapeño peppers, real jalapeño peppers, not just powder, it just doesn't have it, it tastes really good. and if you are afraid of spice but like the flavor, this is for you, but as far as our ranking goes, don't include me in this jar of jalapenos because you don't like it, I think so.

It tastes like a jalapeño but it's not spicy but it tastes like a jalapeño just not how spicy it is, it's what the flavor profile is and I gave us seven hmm, it got a little spicier as I pretended to listen to Rhett talk. I'm going to give it a five. oh, thank you in total, 12, the time has finally come that we've all been waiting for the jalapeño spam, oh god, I have a, I have a little courage for this. I see there are flecks of jalapeño in that, well it seems like cheating, I don't do it.

I think so, the second ingredient button next to pork with ham, which you know counts as an ingredient, you know that when your ham is not ham, you add a little more ham and more ham to the pork, please, the Jalapeno peppers are the second grade, there are also those. not much I'm going to try to get tap water salt mono fe modified potato starch sugar sodium phosphate flavoring and sodium nitrite that nitrite you don't want too many of those in your body let's eat a spam review on Amazon says Mike smells like cat food , yes, it tastes like spam with a slight jalapeño.

Cats like that it cannot arrive damaged. If your spam is damaged, it can't arrive. I don't get that dizzy, okay, don't panic, you kept it too close for you. knows what to do I'm not trying to think about what this is I'm just trying to think about you know me I'm eating a lot of processed meats in my day, we practically had it like a whole drawer full of them they grew up, but my mom never did spam, we made vienna sausages before we did it, yeah this is a bit hard for me, it's actually not that bad, although I may be tapping into some kind of childhood spam trauma, you blocked some spam. spam situation apparently um, but you know you don't really have to chew it and I like that.

Hey, I'm not rating spam. I'm reading if it tastes like opinions, how do you feel any spice? I specifically went in and grabbed, yes. a little jalapeño, are you mine? and you're looking for green and, uh, I must say that I still get the taste of spam, yeah, and my stomach is kind of churning at this point, to me, this is actually a kind of suggestion of jalapeno mmm-hmm without the presence of jalapeño because you don't want your cats to have diarrhea exactly what I was going to say next. I'm giving us a tooth surprisingly even though it has jalapenos that you can see in it.

I'm going to give you one, yes, that's right, there are a total of three. Sorry, spam, which means that Slim Jim is not our winner, but rather your runner-up, while for jalapeño-flavored Haddock brand potato chips points it was hot, I count a total score of 17 these things taste very well they taste like jalapeños, they're not a sponsor, but they could be if the people at Kettle would just listen to us and even though you've already put them all out, that means Kettle brand jalapeño flavored potato chips are officially jalapeño O'Brien subscribing and by clicking on that bear remember to watch the new mythical cooking podcast the hot dog is a sandwich you know what time it is this is DC and Bowie take that energy run with it union of pain click the link above to watch we play the Spicy gummies challenge and mythical good man is no fun there so I'm supposed to wet it until yeah yeah don't put the top down right side Akane's left leg is stuck like Space Jam, yeah, shake it. shake it