It's Your First Kiss, Charlie Brown! (Full Movie)

I don't understand this escort business, Linus. What does an escort do? It's simple, Charlie Brown. We escorted the queen and her attendance to the ball after the game. Caramba! Linus! That girl! That girl! That girl on the float! It's... It's... You mean Heather? HEATHER!? It's... she's the Red-Haired Girl! Sure, Charlie Brown, she's the queen of the ball and you're supposed to accompany her to the dance. She's

your

date, Charlie Brown. It's a tradition, Charlie Brown, to escort Heather down the center of the ballroom. And before the

first

dance starts, you have to give the queen a

kiss

!

Alright team, let's pay attention! We're not playing with those guys today! Our basic game will be me smashing forward and smashing the yardage. You guys up front put him on his heels, and I'll do the rest. Well? Is there any question? Hey Coach, I have a question: are we the zeros or the Xs? What do you mean we are the zeros or the Xs? Are we the zeros or the X's? Alright, that was a good question. I'm glad to see what you're thinking. Now let's get out and go to work! Are we the zeros or the X's? heads!

Rats, they're tails! Let's start the game, kicker! Oh boy they must have blocked it! What happened? You lost the ball, Charlie Brown, you were run over! They're on our five yard line! I better go practice some kicks on the spot! Okay gang, no fancy stuff. I can imagine going through and plowing through the middle! Linus, are you sure I'm supposed to be his escort? Sure, Charlie Brown, at the ball you're supposed to approach the queen, and then she takes

your

arm, and then you walk her out onto the dance floor, and then before the dance starts, you

kiss

her. on the cheek.

It is a tradition. Oh my gosh, Charlie Brown! It's time for the extra point, Charlie Brown! It's alright, Chuck. I'll give you a chance to be a hero. Who won among the olive rides? Too bad, Charlie Brown. That leaves them ahead. Now you have to come back for kickoff! Wait right there, Charlie Brown! We don't need a kicking T! I'll hold the ball! You're crazy? You'll push him away and I'll fall on my back again. This is a very important game, Charlie Brown, and in an important game, it's crucial that we don't take chances. Charlie Brown, do you think I would take this ball out in a game as important as this?

Hmm... You're holding up the game, kicker. Well, okay, I guess that's true. This is too important a game. She wouldn't dare throw that ball! Alright. You did it again, Charlie Brown. You blew the kickoff. Okay, team, we need 19 yards for

first

down. I'll take it in the middle. Okay gang, I didn't quite make it. We'll have to kick. It's fourth down and we got a kick. Get out there and kick it to the Moon! Okay Chuck, it's up to you! Kick high and long, and we'll do the rest! W-what happened? You got fired, Charlie Brown. I feel dizzy.

You may have hyponatremia. All you need is some water and some salt. Oh brother. It's raining? What happened? I told you, Charlie Brown. They sacked you and ran the ball for a touchdown. Is it baseball season yet? To answer his earlier question, Franklin, about x's and zero's, I think we figured out who our zero is. Okay gang, we'll have to go back to basics. We're going to have to grind it out of the ground. Now they only have us by two touchdowns. I know we can invent that and even more. In fact, the only weakness I can see is our kicking game.

Luckily, next time, we get kicked. Okay gang, we'll look into it folks. You know what to do, so let's go out there and do it. Linus, I've made a fool of myself. How can I face that little redheaded girl? Look at it this way, Charlie Brown. It's better to have bad press than none. I doubt it, Linus. Look at her up there. I'm going to be her escort and she doesn't even know I exist. It's fourth down, Charlie Brown, and here comes Peppermint Patty! Well, we can't push it back. We're going to have to go for a field goal.

We're at the five-yard line, and no one can miss a kick that easy, not even you-know-who. It's okay, Charlie Brown. The score is 21-20. We need three points to move forward. You can do it, Charlie Brown. You can be the hero of the game! Don't worry, Charlie Brown, but remember, that redheaded girl is watching. It's alright, Chuck. Don't go wrong with this one. We will give you the lock, and you drew it between the sticks. I can't lose the ball again. The red-haired girl is watching! This is my last chance to really impress her! They beat us by one point.

I blew it. The red-haired girl must think I'm a fool. She would never let me be her escort. I will probably never see her again. Don't feel bad, Charlie Brown, but if you'd only kicked that extra point... Hey Chuck, what are you doing here? After you lost today's game, this is the last place we thought you'd be! Yes, you have something of value, Charlie Brown. But I am the queen's escort tonight. How funny! Who would want to be your date after today's game? Yeah, the queen has more outfits than that, Chuck. If you're smart, Charlie Brown, she gets out of here quick.

And save yourself more embarrassment. Wow, Charlie Brown. You look terrifying. You better cheer up. You have to escort the queen, you know? Here, Charlie Brown, let me fix your tie. And don't be so nervous. I don't see why you have to be so nervous. Don't you realize what's happening? I'm going to meet the little redhead! She is the girl of my dreams! Alright, I'm going to meet her and I'll be her escort! And you're going to kiss her, Charlie Brown. You'll escort her to the center of the dance floor, then give her her traditional kiss, then lead her through the first waltz.

And you wonder why I'm nervous? This is it, Charlie Brown, that's our cue! Hi Charlie Brown. That match yesterday was a heartbreaker. Was there a game? Caramba. A point. They won by one point. Hmm... Too bad you missed that field goal, Charlie Brown. But at least the dance really turned out great, right? You know Charlie Brown, you surprised everyone! Oh brother. You know, after you gave Heather that long, passionate kiss... Kiss? Me? A kiss? Boy, when the dance started, you really made her lose control! I did what!? You are a fantastic Charlie Brown! You were the life of the party!

I was what!? Boy you were great! You couldn't really dance! Me? Dance? Then you even danced with all the princesses. You were doing the hustle, the bang, and the chicken, and all those other new dances too! Was!? You sure were. Well, you missed us a football game, Charlie Brown, but you took home honors at the dance. Instead of the goat you were the hero, Charlie Brown! What's the point of doing anything, Linus, if you can't remember what you did? Well, at least it WAS your first kiss with Charlie Brown! (LEGENDS MADE BY PINK SHY GUY NINJA FAN) I'm cutting that out.