Is This For Your Butt Or Your Face? (GAME)

Is it difficult to distinguish between a product for

your

face

and

your

butt

? Let's talk about that. (music plays) Good morning mythical! Today's show is about products. A rare product that turns sushi into a projectile and other everyday products with super rare origins. But first, we're looking at products that could be for your

face

or your

butt

. It's time to... Yes, earlier

this

week we looked at toys to see if they were for a baby or a pet. - That was very difficult. - Yes. But I'm told

this

will probably be even more difficult. I call my face my baby, my butt and my pet. - Oh, you do? - That's really interesting. - This will work exactly the same. - Yes.

Products will be presented to us without labels and we will have to use all the devices at our disposal to find out and then indicate it using these palettes. Face or butt, well, peachy butt. The person who guesses the most correctly wins, because this is a normal

game

. That's how

game

s work. Get with her. Let us begin. We have our first article here. Tags removed. We also have a box over here. Inside this box we have the same product with the labels intact. This way we will know if it is for your face or your butt. - Yes. - The stakes are high here, because the winner gets a pair of butt-lifting shorts. - Hmm. - You know we could both use that.

Yes, it's a little down. - Okay... - Whose? Ours, mine, yours or both? Well, you know how we call you Little Saggy behind your back. - Little Saggy. - Watch this! It looks like some kind of... What? That's some brown pasta, man. Let's get into this. - Oh! - But how would this be for your butt if it were for your butt? I don't think I know much about butt products. If you told me this was a face covering situation, I'd say, "Of course." People put all kinds of things on their faces. But obviously there are also things for the butt, because otherwise we wouldn't have thought of this game.

But it does feel... and look like it should on your face. It looks like they took something out of your butt and put it on your face. I don't know if that's what we're determining. I'm not going to put it on my face, but I guess it's for my face. It's very rough. - So... - Scrub. Why do you need to exfoliate your butt? I think it exfoliates the face. That's what I'm saying. So now we have both intervened. Stevie: Okay, guys. Then, open the box. What does it say? "That loot though." - That loot? - It's for your butt, not your face.

Buttock scrub with walnut shell. What will it do to my face? It is formulated to soften stretch marks and combat cellulite. This way your face, if it has stretch marks or cellulite, will look great! Alright, here's another one. - Little-- - Booty face, booty face, booty face. - Are you OK? - Yes I'm fine. - This is... - Booty face, booty face... - What? I'm not saying anything. - Are you OK? - I'm not doing anything. - Is that on my mind? That? - Booty face, booty face... - There it is again. It's a powder. It looks like a white powder. - It's a powder that... - Can I take it?

Yes. Mmm. This is like... You know when we went through our gold bond phase? - Don't get me into this. - Oh, you did it too. - Just because we shared the bathroom - No. No. and the Gold Bond was there doesn't mean we both used it. You listened to Tommy Rutledge just as I did, when he told us that Gold Bond would revolutionize our lives. And so it was for a couple of weeks. And then I thought, "Why am I doing this?" -My underwear didn't stay on. - Why do I powder my crotch? - The underwear fell off. - What's the point of this?

It came off like dead skin from a snake. So my Gold Bond phase didn't last long. However, I could see perfectly... Because you know that you will take the loot of the swamp. You know you'll get the loot of the swamp, Link. Arrest! Stop making this about my booty. Speak for yourself, man! Yes, a lot of people get their bounty from the swamp, and I think this is one way to take care of it. - You don't have a swamp face. - Just don't... If you put this on your face, you'll look like a ghost. - Good. - I mean, I don't want to agree with you anymore, but it turns out that you agree with me.

Alright, let's open the box. It's for the loot. Must be! - How could it be for-- - It's for the face! That? Come on! You are deceiving us! - I'm tired of it! - Wait. - "Infinitely beautiful acne night powders." - Oh, come on. You can't put on powder and get rid of acne. You have to rub it with a little water, right? It has zinc oxide. - Does it? - Booty face. Both: Booty face, booty face, booty face. - What the hell? - Oh my God. It's a fucking candelabra chandelier. - With a-- - With other small accessories?

A felt brush on it. Which looks a lot like an anus cleaner. - It seems like you couldn't... - I'm afraid. That doesn't seem safe. - What is this? - I will say that sometimes, you know, from time to time, you feel like no matter how much you clean yourself, there's still a little bit left. - But it's... - I'm just being honest. - But it's hard to reach. It happens to everyone. If you throw this in there... you'll take care of business real quick. - Because what? - Does it rotate? Is it motorized? -Look at the shape of him. - Or do you have to turn it yourself? - Would you like to use this on your face. - Oh my God!

Is it like a mustache cleaner? - Or it's a-- - Oh, God! I mean, this here, this shape? - Oh! Check it out! - Oh my God. - That's the perfect location. - He's a damn ass cleaner. That's exactly where it needs to be. Can you move it away from your anus and then pass it to me? - Because... - Because it's not a facial cleanser. Because you don't need this kind of influence. There's no way I can clean your... You need this kind of pressure on your face. Watch this. There is a pinky sheath. - Oh, my God... - What?

What kind of ass problems do these people have? - This looks like... - Are there people with teeth in their anus? This looks like a dog toothbrush. - How you clean your dog's teeth. - Oh my God. And then what kind of suction cup situation? Well, that's the mount. So you're saying hang this in the... I think you'll hang this in the shower. I think this is for people who want to go the extra mile with cleaning their anus in the shower. Well, it doesn't take even a kilometer to get there. - Good. Yes. - It takes so long to arrive.

A good 12 inches. I definitely say this is a butt cleanser and I'm a little embarrassed. Yes, because there is no way. There's no way it can be anything other than that. No pun intended. Alright, let's open it up and see. Both: My Shiney Hiney. "Give sexy back. Easy use and quick results." "One more step in the shower and you'll look sexier and feel more confident..." Will you look sexier? - Where the hell... - What? It also comes in six colors and four types of brushes. Silky soft, smooth, medium softer and medium. And a finger brush. OMG, it can also be used with a whitening cream for the intimate area.

A whole new world is opening up to me. Sign me up. It does not show a man or woman inserting this into their rectum. So I'm not sure that's what you're supposed to do, but there's only one way to find out. - As was? - Ugh, man! I'll show you later. We have a new one here. Oh! It's a cream. Oh, it smells very good. Oh, very good. Hmm. I'm trying to gauge if my face is starting to feel more like a butt, so to speak: It smells good. Cocoa butter, perhaps? - Yes, definitely cocoa butter. - It really could be for either of us.

I feel like you can do this anywhere. It has a refreshing and firming sensation. Which could mean it's for the butt, but I'm going to go with the face. It's burning a little. Do you want to burn your loot? I'm going with my butt. I'm going to diverge on this one. Alright, let's open it up and see. Alright, here it is. - Boom boom cream. I see it from the side. - Sol-- Sol de Janeiro. - Brazilian Bum Bum Cream. - Yeah! "Includes almighty guarana extract. Love it, show it off, you got it." Do you just rub it all over your butt?

After wiping it off your face. Yes. It's really starting to burn. And here we have what appears to be a medical device from the Victorian era. You have a big roller and a small roller here. Is that solid? Now, if this is for the cylinder head, we'll just say that it has been thoroughly tested by the crew. I don't feel the presence of any team that opposes that. So you got a big roller and then you got a small roller. - Small roller. The big roller, the small roller, is a dead giveaway to me that this is for the face.

Because I've definitely seen face rolling... Face rolling is really... It's a thing now. I haven't heard of this. People will put them in their freezer. They get very cold and then they do it in the morning to get rid of the bags. Of course, you can get bags up your butt. Why do you think this can freeze? Have you given me the answer or are you misleading me? I don't know. I won't show you how I'm guessing. It feels good, but it would feel great in the... Yes. It definitely does. And then if you want to make it smaller.

Yes, the smallest. What is the smallest one for? - Yes. Yes. - That's... That's... That's for detailed work. - That's my assumption. - I'll keep... I'll keep the butt, - but I won't put it in my butt. - Good. Well, let's see. Did you know something here? - Jade roller. - It's for your face. - Yeah! - Anti-aging facial therapy with jade. - Oh, I was wrong. - Yes Yes! You did it well! - Just because that's you... You're my friend and I'm happy for you. Your dog's name, that excited you. There's not much to do here.

Open... Oh! Are you doing a magic trick? You're like... - He disappeared. Oh, it's a roll-on. - I wanted to be dramatic. - Hmm. - Simply roll it on your face. Not the hand. Give to me. Give me a little. Can I have a little bit? Well, that... that's wet now. It's getting... Ooh! It's alcohol. Alcoholic. Oh! You wouldn't put that on your butt. Your booty is sensitive... sensitive. - The loot is... - But I don't think you want to put alcohol on your face. That's why I say loot. That? Wait. Touch Link's face now. Touch my face.

Oh! Oh, sticky. - It's what they call... It's sticky booty. - Oh. Clingy? That's when you want your pants to stay up without a belt. Or underwear. How is this called? "It stays on! Soft roll-on body adhesive." Oh! I was right! Yeah! No... Yes, it's for your butt. - Yes. - I was right, you were wrong. I was wrong, but I say that's when you want your pants to stay up. It's when you want your clothes to stick to you. It is body adhesive. "Keeps clothes in place. Washes with water." She was making a joke. It's for parades and dance competitions.

To keep their leotards and swimsuits on, they spray their butts. This last round is worth two points, so it's anyone's game. We've got a trickle-down situation here, Rhett. Spread out in front of your face. - Oh. - Oh, it tastes like berries. Rub that in, maybe? Well, it has... it has flavor. Hmm. I'm not going to... I'm not going to eat it but... Eat it. Do you want us to eat it? I want you to eat it. Well, it's for... The mouth is on the face. But everything you eat comes out of your ass. It is sweet. - Sweet butt. - Sweet butt.

Or sweet face. I give you the sweet old ass. - Man, this is... - I think this is... This is some butt flavoring. Which way? You know, when people say, "Kiss my ass... because it tastes sweet." I don't... I don't know. - I... - I think you're right, Link. I go by instinct. Alright, then I'll change it because I want to win. It's for your face. It is a facial flavoring. Okay, let's open the box. - Okay, here it is. - It's for your butt. "Buttock Enhancement, Dietary Supplement for Major Curves." - Wow! - But you eat it!

It's for your mouth to eat, so your butt can benefit. - What are... - Yes, it's supposed to increase your... Are you already lifting your butt? Because I'm a winner! Where are you? Oh, wow. I see what that thing is supposed to do. That's supposed to be where the cheeks come from. Where are my cheeks? Little fallen. I told you, man. I can really understand that... There you have it. Well well. Alright. It's okay, it's okay. - We have it. - That's what a winner looks like, kids. We've all learned a few things today. I don't know how quickly we can unlearn it, but we'll try.

Keep watching because next we'll try out a sushi bazooka and weird must-have products. Rhett: This “Dink It And Sink It” t-shirt will look great while you try foods from around the world. Available at Mythical.Store.