Is it Possible to Beat Mario Party While Doing Absolutely Nothing?May 04, 2020
everyone has seen these videos luigi
partyminigames doing nothing its pretty entertaining to see how this is done but let's take the idea one step further let's try to get first place in a full game from mario
partywe could do it right i think we can but it's going to require a ridiculous amount of luck the rules are as simple as can be we are just not allowed to move at any point we can't press a to go through the menus and dice blocks , but that's it, if we run into opportunity time I'll top it off with a blindfold so he can't rig the game in my favor and so we don't get locked out and of course I'll play as luigi out of tradition. the hardest part will be choosing the best board dk jungle adventure has too many paths dividing which is a problem since i can't point which way to go peach birthday cake is not a bad choice since the star never moves but i can also be sent to bowser quite easily yoshi's tropical island would be nice but the star moves more often than any of the other boards.
Luigi's engine room has a lot of paths branching off, so it's pretty much the same problem as DK's board. Mario's rainbow castle would be a good choice, but if you make it to the star. location and bowser is there you lose 40 coins which is too harsh. bowser's magma mountain is one of the worst picks because every space can turn red and it's lucky in the draw to get the star most of the time. the eternal star is similar to luigi and dk's dash considering there are too many paths branching off so our best bet is probably wario's battle cannon as long as the cannons are shooting at us in random places they will at least have some Kind of try to land near a star now before we start we'll make it 50 turns so if I finish first I'll be less likely to get screwed by the bonus stars as I doubt I'll win any of them and with all that being said Let's do this right away, we're off to a bad start. getting the lowest dice roll doesn't really matter much who rolls first, in fact in some cases it's a good thing, but I don't like coming last, my first turn was pretty ridiculous, I ended up getting a 10 and taking the cannon to the top right of the board, i landed two spaces away from shy guy and had to talk to him, that's when i realized i can't move the cursor so every time i land on shy guy i'm going to be forced to pay 10 coins and go to bowser so that really sucks so i end up talking to bowser and since i'm already screwed he shoots me right back at the beginning though its pretty funny i landed right before koopa so i got my coins back . so it's like I got a 1 instead of a 10.
Now I'm not going to go over most of the minigames because, frankly, they're pretty boring to watch. All that usually happens is that I die somehow and the computers play. for a
whileand that's it, not only is this preventing me from getting the game star as a bonus at the end, but I'm also not getting coins from the minigames, which is a problem when stars require coins, so in the Turn 2 I got a 9, which was another good roll this time. I didn't land in front of the shy guy so I could take the next canyon that happens to be close to the star.
I landed right in front of the boo, which was perfect because he needed some extra coins. Anyway, it seems like yoshi will always be my victim since I can only push. Through these menus and no hard feelings mate so I finished my turn with 24 coins and I was next to the star and I honestly can't believe how good my luck is so far. I guess things didn't go well on turn 3 peach got to the star before me but didn't have enough coins mario also landed near the star but ran out of moves so i managed to get the first star by doing
absolutelynothing unfortunately for my mario i win the next mini-game facelift which bro if his coin totaled more than 50 coins and guess who is in front of mario yup he's right next to boo and the stinky plumber stole my star
whilei was upset about this it's just the beginning of the game and a lot can still happen the 5th and 6th turns went pretty smoothly not much happened but the drunken tournament was interesting because the computers can't even finish the minigame and the funny thing about that's actually a win for me since no one gets any coins.
Welcome to the club, guys, please. keep losing on turn seven peach got his first star but actually i wasn't even that worried my best strategy might be to pray one of the computers get a bunch of stars and then by a miracle hit the a while ago a star trade with me and that's how i won the next minigame it was a bowl over and it turns out yoshi sucks at bowling you fucking idiot and you know what i'm fine with i'd rather zero coins than -5 for getting hit in the turn 8 i got shot good in front of buu so i can take yoshi's measly amount of coins you know it sucks that i can't pick any other player besides him yoshi probably has a vendetta against me but i had enough coins to another star shot me 2nd turn 9 was pretty boring but the minigame was a tease I mean I'm just standing there praying some money comes through and then I see that i get my money back oh this is it im going to snatch this right after. all this time and patience they ripped me off oh my god oh well and after that nothing interesting happens in turn 10 at this point i'm just going to talk about the interesting turns in the minigames turn 11 gets our first chance and believe me they just know it will come back more and more often this one sucked because i had to give all my coins to yoshi and thats a problem since i dont have much options to collect coins besides blue spaces and passing koopa at the beginning i got this minute from a player i game that normally it's a great resource for coins but again i can't move so this is useless and also this minigame is a bit creepy when it stays dark for so long though the turn 12 minigame turned out pretty good here i am as just luigi sitting on the boat doing nothing and mario manages to pull yoshi off the tightrope by himself and with that they rewarded me with some coins for participating hey i'll take what i can get er on turn 15 peach and got a star so we were in the lead it's a promising start but at the moment everyone's heavily coined except me and I imagine there will be a lot of boo hits.
The turn 15 minigame was pretty fun, I'm supposed to choose a pipe for the chest to go down but obviously I can't move it and it turns out that thanks to stupid luck I end up getting the chest anyway happening to turn 18 yoshi lands on a moment of opportunity and once again im giving all my money away yeah all zero coins really heartbreaking moment turning 19 its a bad a peach has infinite money and it takes a star for me after that however i land in time of opportunity for the first time, maybe for revenge now, as I said before, I'm allowed to jump and move in opportunity time, but I won't be able to. seeing something with my face buried in my jacket nothing remarkable came of this even though yoshi only gives 10 coins to peach the next mini game was pipemaze again and it turned out i was in the right place pipemaze is quickly becoming my go to best friend for his 24th birthday everyone except mario had two stars.
I'm glad I was able to survive and somehow keep up with everyone, but I don't like that the star count is so even because I definitely don't get any of the bonus stars and really need to try and get a decent turn lead. 27, peach takes another star from me and got an extra one a couple of turns earlier. trade stars with her and go a long way in the game after i land next to boo so i can get two whole coins from yoshi i can also tell yoshi is really mad that i keep taking his money the man breaks a coin from this brick during the mini- play and hit me to make sure I don't grab him for a damn coin yeah yoshi definitely hates me he's getting sentient on turn 28 yoshi and mario both take peach stars basically leveling the playing field I'm starting to worrying this is going to happen the rest of the game and i will never be able to get an advantage the next mini game is stay away possibly the easiest mini game ever for some reason mario throws me the key and i just hold it i hold and the computers do nothing but we fool around and lose the key after 10 seconds we lost to stay away how does that happen but then turn 29 comes and yosh i land at the right time and omg the guy did me the best favor he could possibly have by giving me a peach star i almost feel bad about all the stars she has been stolen all these turns but hey actually i have to starting with chance time on turn 34 yoshi had 5 stars tons of money and just to rub it off he decides to take the rest of my coins too now i don't blame him. all the coins i stole from him but why not go after peach and yeah i know i'm second but still after that yoshi lands in a moment of opportunity and lets just say karma is about to bite him like this is, the hands of this boy? about your five stars to me and even better we are getting close to the end game so my chances of winning are up in an instant but unfortunately i was counting my chickens too soon now that i am target number one everyone has cash . stealing my stars starting with Peach making him go into a Hand Car Havoc minigame was pretty fascinating because I learned something I didn't even know was
possibleafter Mario and I fell off Peach and Yoshi went up this hill so slowly that they started riding backwards I had no idea you could do that ma Maybe it's common knowledge but this is new to me but we moved on as we hit our 39th birthday the stars once again evened out with only 11 turns to go.
I really had no idea what I was going to do. Not much happens in the next one. a few turns but this hammer throwing game was great because i got a big fat money bag from 5 coin arenas on turn 45 yoshi steals a star from mario and gets a toad star i need to make a big play and fast or things are going south so i just randomly arrived and hope luck will sometime be in my favor. I hit the star first, then me, and finally Mario, and just like that, I nabbed another free star and was much closer to first place now that we're at it. in the last five turns koopa predicts that mario is going to win yeah we'll see that dude on turn 46 I take some coins from yoshi and head straight for the star on turn 47 I took the next star and no one else The luck I'm having right now is crazy, although I'm really worried about this booing. t space as i'm getting close to first place again at turn 48 i land next to the star again but yoshi is right behind me this ending is going to be so stupid close at turn 49 yoshi doesn't have enough coins for the star and look at mario's coin count oh my god 200 coins sorry but that's absurd but i end up getting the star anyway but i also know mario is going to take it next turn because it's right next to the boot there it is when i noticed yoshi still has more coins for me and the cpus always takes from the highest place character and i thought i might have a chance to win this on the final turn mario takes a star from yoshi which puts me in the best place in the best place
possibletiming it will really come down to what are the bonus stars i just have to hope yoshi doesn't get a bunch of them i managed to land in front of the boos so i can grab any s yoshi coins i was unbelievably lucky and stole enough coins for my coin total to be higher than his so now if w tie stars at the end i still end up winning and let's keep in mind if petr mario had the highest number of stars, winning at this point would have been impossible, but now we've come to the moment of truth, it's time for extra stars as long as yoshi doesn't get more than one extra star, he should win first he was the star of the game and peach took that one to home next was the coin star and oh big surprise mario took that home and that's when i realized i just won no matter what comes next the star that happens was the bonus final and it was a tie between yoshi peach and mario which means it is possible to
beatmario party by doing
absolutelynothing this will never happen again the odds of winning like this is so marginally low that i al I'm glad I was able to do itafterwards i went to the stats screen and i was laughing my ass off to find out that i only earned three coins out of the 50 minigames i played, that's just ridiculous, so what? learned from all of this ok you guessed it abs Definitely nothing the only reason this worked was stupid luck with where I landed and the few times I got lucky with opportunity timing and that's really all I got for you today.
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