Is it Possible to Beat Mario Party While Doing Absolutely Nothing?

everyone has seen these videos luigi

beat

s

mario

kart 8 without

doing

anything smash bros without

doing

anything

mario

party

minigames without doing anything it's quite entertaining to see how this is done, but let's take the idea one step further, let's try to get first place in a complete mario

party

game could we do it right? I think we can, but it will require a ridiculous amount of luck. The rules are as simple as can be. We simply cannot move at any point. We cannot press a button to cycle through the menus. and dice blocks, but that's it, if we have the opportunity, I will complete it by blindfolding myself so I can't manipulate the game in my favor and so as not to block us and of course I will play as Luigi for tradition.

The hardest part will be choosing the best board. Board DK's jungle adventure has too many divided paths, which is a problem since I can't aim which direction to go. Peach's birthday cake isn't a bad choice since the star never moves, but I can. Also being sent to Bowser quite easily. Yoshi's tropical island would be nice, but the star moves more frequently than any of the other boards. Luigi's engine room has a lot of divided paths, so it's pretty much the same problem as Mario's rainbow castle on the DK board. choice, but if you reach the star location and Bowser is there, you will lose 40 coins, which is too hard.

Bowser's magma mountain is one of the worst choices because every space can turn red and it's a lucky draw to get the star most of the time. Time Eternal Star is similar to Luigi and DK's board, considering there are too many branching paths, so our best option is probably Wario's battle cannon,

while

the cannons shoot at us in random places, at least they will have some kind of attempt to land near a star. Now before we start we're going to do 50 turns so that if I finish first I'll be less likely to be ruined by the bonus stars since I doubt I'll win any of them and with all that being said let's do this. this we immediately get off to a bad start by getting the lowest dice roll, it doesn't really matter much who rolls first, in fact in some cases it's a good thing, but I don't like going last, my first turn was actually pretty ridiculous, I finished getting a 10 and taking the cannon to the top right of the board.

I landed two spaces away from the shy guy and had to talk to him, that's when I realized I can't move the cursor so every time. I land on a shy guy, they'll make me pay 10 coins and go to Bowser, so that really sucks, so I end up talking to Bowser and since I'm already screwed, he shoots me back to the beginning, it's pretty funny though, I land. right before koopa, so I got my coins back, so it's like I rolled a 1 instead of a 10. Now I'm not going to go over most of the minigames because, frankly, they're pretty boring to watch, all that usually happen is I die somehow and the computers play for a

while

and that not only prevents me from getting the game star as a bonus at the end, but I also won't get coins from the minigames.

Which is a problem when stars require coins, so on turn 2 I got a 9, which was another pretty good roll. This time I didn't land in front of the shy guy so I could take the next canyon, which happens. To be close to the star, I landed right in front of the boo, which was perfect because I needed some extra coins anyway, it seems like Yoshi will always be my victim since I can just go through these menus and I have no hard feelings buddy, so that I finished. my turn with 24 coins and I was next to the star and I honestly can't believe how good my luck has been so far, the next minigame was a shy guy says and as you can imagine things didn't go well in Turn 3, Peach arrived. the star before me but I didn't have enough coins mario also landed near the star but ran out of moves so just like that I managed to get the first star without doing

absolutely

anything unfortunately for me mario won the next minigame facelift which raised its total coins to over 50 coins and guess who is in front of mario yes he is right next to boo and the stinky plumber stole my star while i was upset about this its just the beginning of the game and they can still pass many things the fifth and sixth shifts were uneventful, not much of anything happened.

The drunk tournament was interesting though because the computers can't even finish the minigame and the funny thing about that is that this is actually a win for me since no one gets coins, welcome to the club guys please please. I'm still losing on turn seven. Peach got the first star from him, but in fact, he wasn't even that worried. My best strategy might be to pray that one of the computers gets a bunch of stars and then by some miracle, time does a star swap. with me and that's how I win, the next minigame is over and it turns out that Yoshi sucks at bowling, you fucking idiot, and you know what I'm fine with, I'd rather get zero coins than -5 for getting hit on turn 8.

I got shot right in front of Buu so he could take Yoshi's measly amount of coins. You know, it sucks that I can't pick any other player besides him. Yoshi probably has a vendetta against me, but he had enough coins for another star anyway. which got me to second place, turn 9 was pretty boring but the minigame was a tease I mean I'm just standing there praying for some money to come my way and then I see the money being returned to me oh this That's all, I'm going to snatch it. this right after all this time and patience they fooled me oh my god oh well and after that

nothing

interesting happens on the tenth turn at this point I'm just going to talk about the interesting turns in the minigames turn 11 gets our first chance and Believe me, they will become more and more frequent.

This one sucked because I had to give all my coins to Yoshi and that's a problem since I don't have many options to collect coins other than the blue spaces and passing. Koopa, at the beginning I got this single player minigame which is normally a great resource for coins, but again I can't move so this is useless and also this minigame is a little creepy when it stays dark for so long and keeps going. The 12 minigame turned out pretty well here I am as luigi sitting on the boat doing

nothing

and mario manages to pull yoshi off the tightrope by himself and with that I was rewarded with some coins for participating hey I'll take what I can get I made it to turn 15 Peach and I got a star, so we were in the lead.

It's a promising start, but at this point everyone has a lot of coin except me and I imagine there will be a lot of visits to the boo. The turn 15 minigame was nice. It's so funny, I'm supposed to pick a pipe for the chest to lower, but obviously I can't move it and it turns out, thanks to stupid luck, I end up getting the chest anyway and by turning 18, Yoshi has a chance. . over and over again I am giving away all my money, yes all zero coins, it really is a heartbreaking moment. Turning 19 is bad. Peach has infinite money and takes a star for me after that, however, I land at opportunity time for the first time, maybe to get my revenge now, as I said before, I am allowed to jump and move at opportune time. , but I won't be able to see anything with my face buried in my jacket, nothing extraordinary came of this, although Yoshi only gives 10 coins to Peach.

The next minigame was Pipemaze again and it turned out I was in the right place. Pipemaze is quickly becoming my best friend by turn 24. Everyone except Mario had two stars. I'm glad I was able to survive and somehow keep up. with everyone, but I don't like that the star count is so even because I definitely won't get any of the extra stars and I really need to try to get a decent lead into turn 27. Peach takes another star off me and she got an extra one a couple of turns before, this was actually a good thing at this point, all I had to do was somehow exchange stars with her and advance in the game, after that I landed next to Boo so I could get two full ones. yoshi coins also i can tell yoshi is really mad because i keep taking his money, the guy breaks a coin off this brick during the minigame and hits me to make sure he doesn't grab it over a damn coin yeah.

Yoshi definitely hates me. He is becoming sentient on turn 28. Yoshi and Mario take stars off of Peach. They basically level the playing field. I'm starting to worry that this will happen for the rest of the game and I'll never be able to pull it off. a bonus the next minigame is keep away possibly the easiest minigame ever for some reason mario throws me the key and i just hold it and the computers do nothing but fool around and we lose the key after about 10 seconds we lost. to keep me away, how can that happen? But then turn 29 comes and Yoshi lands in a moment of opportunity and my god, the guy did me the biggest favor he could have by giving me a Peach Star.

I almost feel bad about all the stars he's gotten. stolen on all these turns, but hey, I actually have to start from random on turn 34. Yoshi had 5 stars, tons of money and just to rub it in he decides to take the rest of my coins too. Now I don't blame him for everything. I stole coins from him, but why not go after Peach? Yes, I know I'm in second place, but still, Yoshi lands at the moment of opportunity and let's just say karma is about to strike back, that's right, this guy gives his Five Stars to me and better yet, we're Approaching the end of the game, so my chances of winning have increased in an instant, but unfortunately I was counting my chickens too early now that I'm target number one, everyone has money to steal. my stars started with Peach and so going to a Hand Car Havoc minigame was quite fascinating because I learned something I didn't even know was

possible

after Mario and I fell off of Peach and Yoshi went up this hill so slowly that they started riding backwards .

I had no idea you could do that, maybe it's common knowledge but this is new to me, but we moved on as we hit 39, the stars once again evened out with only 11 turns left, I really didn't have idea of ​​what I would do. Not much was going to happen in the next few turns, but this game of hammer throw was great because I got a nice money bag with 5 coin sands on turn 45. Yoshi steals a star from Mario and gets a star from Toad . I need to make a big play and fast or things are going to go wrong, so I took advantage of the opportunity and hope that luck will once be in my favor.

First I hit the star, then me and finally Mario and just like that, I got another star for free and it was much closer to first place now that we are in the last five turns. Koopa predicts that Mario will win. Yeah, we'll see about that friend on turn 46. I grab some coins from Yoshi and head towards the star on turn 47. the next star and no one else got close to it, the luck I'm having now is crazy though i'm really worried about this boost gap as i'm closing in on first place again at turn 48, i land next to the star again but yoshi is right behind me this finish is going to be so stupid near turn 49 yoshi no has enough coins for the star and look at mario's coin count oh my god 200 coins sorry but that's just absurd but anyway i end up grabbing the star but i also know mario will take it next turn because it's right next to it from the boot, that's when I realized that yoshi still has more coins for me and the CPU always takes the highest place character and I thought I might have a chance to win this on the final turn.

Mario takes a star off Yoshi, putting me in first place at the best

possible

time. It's really going to come down to what the bonus stars are. I just have to wait, Yoshi. doesn't get a ton of them, i managed to land in front of the boos so i could take some coins from yoshi. I was incredibly lucky and stole enough coins that my coin total was higher than his, so now if we tie stars in the End, I will still end up winning and let's keep in mind that if Petr Mario had the highest number of stars, he would win at this point it would have been impossible, but now that we've reached the moment of truth, it's extra star time, as long as Yoshi doesn't do it.

I didn't get more than one extra star. Should Win First was the star of the game and Peach took her home. Next up was the coin star and oh, big surprise, Mario took it home and that's when I realized that he had simply won no matter what. comes next the star that happened was the final bonus and it was a tie between yoshi peach and mario which means it is possible to

beat

mario party without doing

absolutely

nothing. This will never happen again. The odds of winning like this are marginally low. I'm glad I got it later.

I went to the stats screen and it made me laugh to discover that I only earned three coins out of the 50 minigames I played. That's just ridiculous, so what did I learn from everyone? Well, you guessed it, absolutely nothing, the only reason this worked was stupid luck with where I landed and the few times I got lucky with the weather and that's really all I have for you today. I hope you enjoyed today's video and thank you very much. By watching, I will talk to all of you very soon.