Is a Stranger Living in my Attic!?

This is like the beginning of Grudge dude. Shit. Wait, who is it? Probably what I would call one of the coolest vintage anamorphic looks you can get on a budget *screams* *destruction* God *laughs* So Nick, tell me about the ghost. I was like lying in bed, it was around 3 in the morning, I heard these loud footsteps above me Just like... *Squeak* But like, directional. Like someone was walking, it sounded like someone was walking right on top of my bed. Then I thought, "Ok, there's someone on my roof." Before I moved there, I lived in an apartment under people, I know I was so used to the sound of *Imitates crunching noises* And I had my friend Nick, crashing. on my couch.

I go out in the morning and he's like, "Dude, your neighbors were really loud." I don't have neighbors. Damn, that's creepy. Then he heard it too. I call my landlord and ask, “Did you have anything scheduled?”, “Or is there even access to the roof?” He tells me, "Well, actually, there's about 3 to 4 feet of space under the ceiling, between your room and the ceiling." "So if you had heard anything, it would have been in the crawl space" *unintelligible* There's no easy way for someone to get up there without making a lot of noise, and they would need a ladder.

What if they were there? They are already up there. What if they have been up there? I have looked carefully, there is no access point from my apartment nor the access space. You don't know what's going on until you go up to the

attic

, *unintelligible* floorboards on top of my beds or something. Dude Actually, that's pretty bad. We just go there and 3 2 1 turn on all the lights. Someone will be up there *GAAH* You turn on the lights buddy and Gaaah *signs of disgust* What kind of equipment do we bring? Remember when I mentioned I had that ladder.

I brought it last December and never took it out of the box. This is the best case scenario. Like we have a new ladder *drinking* no, it's a telescoping ladder *clicking* Hey, what's up Sam? We could absolutely use this. This is great. I can try? There's someone in your

attic

. Just admit there's someone in your attic and we're going to find them tonight. It will be as if you have the same staircase as me.