Indiegogo Excrement - Little Kids & Gaming Computers
hey yo you
kidsout there welcome back to another episode of kick
kidsstart a crap just kidding this IndieGoGo extra mint we're gonna be looking at some projects that have to do with
kidswho want some money so they could buy some it really doesn't matter what it is that they want to buy if the kid wanted to buy you know an abacus I'd be like well maybe you should save some money
littlepiece of or maybe since you have zero responsibilities in this world right now maybe you should just enjoy doing whatever the you want and just do that for a
littlewhile until you're 18 and then kill yourself today we're gonna look at several shitty Kickstarter projects made by stupid
kidsand when I say stupid
kidsI just mean
kidshello indigo community my name is Mustafa Elsa quarry and this is my indigo project it is called I want to buy minecraft but can't afford 2695 well do you think I'm rich I'm not a rich Bao I come from Egypt it is like poorest country this out of the mississippi or access hippy is some might call it I love money I love mone give me your money now and I will be happy bow give me your USD please now give it to me now give me your mony I could use it I could use it better than you can you know what I use money on I use money on minecraft minecraft' mony some of the stupid American might think oh why does he need at 500 USD what is he going to use that on well well do you think a I'm going to use that money on...
modes all sorts of gang loads of Minecraft modes I can't play minecraft without the modes that is the best part of the game you think I'm going to be y'all's cash salmon and be like oh super dude this is super good playthrough now I'm gonna say I want to rip my eyes out because I can't play minecraft cuz or no mouth I'm going to play play the game and go oh this is epic win oh ho look there's a bag oh the pack isn't a cybernetic pack I would really like a cybernetic pack but it's not that's why I need the extra mony helping me make it happen for I want to buy minecraft but can't afford 2695 I really want the new yugioh car game but I do not have 2695 I would love to get the puppy for Christmas but alas I cannot afford 2695 what's ten plus eight you might think that that's where Mostafa Elsa Cory's dream began well you'd be wrong cuz he created a project about two months ago called personal
gamingPC asking for three thousand dollars of course no one gave him money because you'd have to be a to do that but he thought hey if I didn't raise any money for this here's a surefire way to raise money only ask for twenty six ninety five you guys want to hear a really cool cliche that is epic for the win you want to know the definition of insanity homes it's when you do the same thing over and over again and you expect something different to happen our next project is called a
gamingPC and it comes from...
the United Kingdom I will use the money to buy a brand new
gamingPC with this I will create a youtube channel and try my very best to influence people and try put a smile on people's faces I would like to become the British boogie2988 not a whole lot to see on this project it's pretty bare-bones like all these projects are going to be it's a
littlekid saying to themselves I could give free money I won't get me some of that free money please this project is very similar to the one we just looked at one striking difference is that this guy uses an anime thumbnail to me it says he appreciates technology because you can't make animate without tech he's got a superior intellect because you can't appreciate assassins if you're not of sound mind it's really rough making this video you guys I cannot stand looking at these shitty projects because not only are they shitty but they're shitty with no content so I have to like scrape the bottom of the barrel looking for
littlethings here and there that might make me go hey he spelled that wrong what a tool I am raising money for me to be able buy a brand new
gamingPC I am 15 and I work for every dime I get by the time I get the money for the
gamingPC that way I would be 30 it's going to take him till he's 32 by
gamingPC we got another one guys it's called my new computer but thankfully this kid is from Slovakia so I can go back to this accent my goal is to raise 2000 euros so I can...
be able to buy a real a powerful computer it needs to be the most powerful really need to be the most powerful shut the up why does any kid need a thousand dollar computer let alone a 2000 euro computer you're gonna notice a difference I was playing Terraria for 7 to 2 hours straight of that machine is a powerhouse it allowed me to watch my favorite anime until I fell asleep at night it was crazy good get the
littleGabe oh you you got you
kidswanna buy a gay book I'm selling along with my streaming kit you can buy it for 2 dollars in Walmart there's at least one kid in every country that wants you to buy them a new
gamingcomputer hello to the Indigo community my name is ver Elio Sardella and my project is called help me for buy a new computer not me for buy a new computer I got I nailed it guys a nailed it I would buy a new computer it broke my my parents would not lend me the money yes I may be asking for five thousand euro do you see problem with that as certainly done I sure I would candy take your USD dollar but you know what I said today I said I said no that is USD scum you it feels like half the projects on IndieGoGo have this template where they have what IndieGoGo has originally written in here and they just leave it there they don't change any of it they don't replace it with their own verbage IndieGoGo has made it as easy as possible but no one does it they just leave this here and it looks like garbage I what did what do you want...
me to say what do you want you say alright guys that's going to do it for this episode of IndieGoGo extra man I hope you enjoyed watching remember to leave it a thumbs up and a 5-star rating and remember to click this link right here to go to a Comic Con day 3 or something like that on the and all the other stuff is around you just have to click and open your eyes not like a kid do the thing a kid would do how about that guess what guys I just got an email from some fellow who says oh you want some products I got some junk I can send to you and I'm like hell yeah more revenue send me that junk starting to get some junk on the channel