Impractical Jokers - Sal's Most Cringeworthy Germaphobe Moments (Mashup) | truTV

FROM ALL OF US. LIVE THE MOST STRESSED LIFE EVER. LET'S START. MANY PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THREATS TO THEIR HEALTH, SUCH AS CANCER AND DIABETES. THEY SHOULD WORRY, INSTEAD, ABOUT THE SILENT KILLER, WHICH IS STRESS, RIGHT? I'M ACTUALLY NERVOUS. YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE AMOUNT OF STRESS YOU ENCOUNTER IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD, BUT THERE IS ONE PLACE YOU CAN CONTROL... YOUR HOME. WELL. THAT'S SAL'S HOUSE. WE KNOW WHERE SAL HIDES HIS KEY. IT'S RIGHT THERE. SAL HAS STRICT RULES IN HER HOUSE. YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES. YEAH. "DON'T COME INTO MY ROOM." "DO NOT COME." MOVING AHEAD...

CONSIDER A PET. THAT'S MY CAT IN THE SALT BED. HE IS IN SHOCK. LET'S GO. EAT WELL. IF YOU ARE IN A HURRY, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE BREAKFAST. SALT MILK. THAT'S SALT. THAT IS STILL IN SAL'S HOUSE. That's Sal's peanut butter. WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT. AND IT GOES... BACK TO THE PEANUT BUTTER JAR! LOOK AT THIS DUDE. He says, "THAT PEANUT BUTTER WAS RAPED." DON'T STRESS ABOUT GERMS. OH GOD. NOW, I USED TO LIVE LIFE LIKE A GERMOPHOBE, REALLY. I USED TO DO IT? What is this "used for", SAL? I DON'T LIKE TO TOUCH HANDLES, PUBLIC BATHROOMS, THINGS LIKE THAT.

I'M SO SICK. THAT'S SALT'S COUCH. HERE YOU HAVE. JUST PUSH THAT BETWEEN THE CUSHIONS. That scarf is still on your couch. I'M SO HOT! OH GOD! OH, IT'S GETTING MORE COMFORTABLE. OH LORD. OH! OH! OH, HE DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS! OH! THAT'S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. AND THERE IT IS. I thought one would catch you. YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU MAINTAIN PROPER HYGIENE, THAT'S WHY I DON'T GO INTO PUBLIC BATHROOMS, THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THOUGHT MY PRIVATE BATHROOM WAS SAFE. WELL. She knows HER NEIGHBORS about him. A SENSE OF COMMUNITY CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. "BE FRIENDLY TO YOUR NEIGHBORS." "BE KIND." OH!

OH! She hello NEIGHBORS. OH! She hello NEIGHBORS. HELLO NEIGHBORS. STRESS... OH GOD. OKAY, I HAVE TO MOVE BECAUSE THERE'S NO DOUBT I PROBABLY HAVE HEPATITIS "A" FROM ZED. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE TELL ME THAT WAS NOT MY REAL TOOTHBRUSH, PLEASE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? DO NOT LOSE. MY NEIGHBORS. STOP LOSING AND STOP LEAVING FOR THREE OR FOUR DAYS. YOU WENT WHILE I WAS ON VACATION?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE? WHICH OF MY RELATIVES DID IT? WE DIDN'T GIVE A WORD. THE PERSON YOU WOULD LEAST SUSPECT, I PROMISE. MY MOTHER? DID YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES?

I TOOK OFF MORE THAN MY SHOES. Today we are in a shoe store, playing hot potato with a stranger's shoe. Once a customer takes off their shoe, one of us will have to catch it. Then we take turns passing it until they catch one of us. If you get caught with the stranger's shoe, you're out. But the game continues until there is one Joker left standing. I'm processing this now, because that means we're playing dirty... ♪♪ Yeah, if you guys don't have the 11, can I try the 11 1/2? Psst. Psst. He has taken off a shoe. ♪♪ Ah! I hit rock bottom. ♪♪ ♪♪ These are...

These are UGGs. Oh! ♪♪ Uh, the record is here. Are these for sale? How much are these? Oh, are these yours? Oh! Oh Lord. I'm very sorry, ma'am. No, I was buying them for... So what happens is I keep shoes like that near my door because I go out, have a little fun, play a little basketball. And then when I come back in, I can take them off immediately. Yes. Bye Brian. Well. Do you play basketball in those? One down. I'm going to need... I'm going to need my gloves washed. My hands are nice and sanitized right now.

TODAY WE ARE HERE FOR THE SALT PUNISHMENT, AND IF IT WAS NOTIFIED, THERE IS NO SALT. Yes, that's because he's on his way to what he thinks is a challenge, and he'll get to this floor using that elevator. THE THING IS THAT THERE IS NO CHALLENGE, AND THAT IS OUR ELEVATOR. WE CONTROL WHERE YOU GO, WHO GETS ON, WHEN YOU ARE LATE. OH! I HOPE IT DOESN'T ATTACK! GUYS, HE'S STUCK! HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S BEING PUNISHED. THIS IS THE NEXT LEVEL WE ARE TAKING...REAL LIFE. YEAH. OH LORD! THIS IS VERY EXCITING!

THERE ARE OUR FRIENDS. LOOK AT SAL: HE'S NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD... UNTIL... RIGHT NOW. OH. THIS IS GREAT! THIS IS THE WORST SALT NIGHTMARE. HE IS IN A CONFINED BOX WITH A SICK MAN. YOU SHOULD COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HE'S TRYING TO OPEN IT MANUALLY! DO YOU WANT TO GO WORK ON THAT? YEAH WAIT GUYS. GO TO WORK TO GET IT OUT. HERE COMES OUR FIRE DEPARTMENT. THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IS ON THE SCENE. HELLO! THANK YOU! WHAT'S IN THE BAG?! SAL HATES CATS! ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THE CAT?

NOW HE'S STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH A SICK GUY AND A HAIRLESS CAT! I don't think you should take it out. DID YOU KNOW? DUDE, CAN YOU TURN AROUND WHEN YOU COUGH? DO YOU NEED US TO DO SOMETHING FROM HERE? HOLY ARE YOU GOING TO THE BATHROOM? PLEASE TELL ME THE CAT GOES TO THE BATHROOM! THE CAT IS PEEING! ALRIGHT. COULD YOU GIVE US JUST A LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION? OH LORD. ONE HOUR? THAT? CAN YOU GIVE US ANY INFORMATION BESIDES THAT YOU ARE WITH THE FIRE DEPARTMENT AND IT WILL BE TWO HOURS? "YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND." OH LORD!

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST SAID THAT! HOLY, I feel like I'm going crazy. HE IS BEGINNING TO REALIZE... HE IS BEGINNING TO REALIZE. MAYBE HE IS FINDING. BASTARD. HA HA! HE KNOWS. LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE. YEAH COME ON. YEAH! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU TOO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YES BUDDY! We are at Little Rock Farms. I lost today and now they are going to make me deliver a cow. The stench... you could smell it. It's not like a number one or a number two. It's like it's an unidentified smell. What is it? Oh my god, it sucks.

Oh come on, you're really taking advantage of this. Do you want to tell him? Do you want to tell them what you are doing? I told you, today I will give birth to a baby cow. I have said that? I'm wide awake right now, sorry. Let's get going, let's get going. Q: Your patient is ready to receive you. Calling Dr. Vulcano. I take it out of him swinging all over the place. Joe: So Sal's assistant Cody, who... how many calves have you calved? -Several thousand. -Several thousand. So, he is the right person to be with. Sal, how many cows have you delivered?

I'm about to have a cow too. Start by putting on these two gloves. Q: Double bag, Sal. Like in college. Do you know, remember? Yes, he's about to get into a cow, just like in college. Okay, first step, we have to clean the cow a little. Yes, go ahead. Murr: Get in there, buddy. This cow needs you. You have to go in and feel the calf and stretch it a little so that it is open and can come out. I will show you how. Don't do it, don't do it What are you going to do? Do not do anything stupid.

Is your hand there? -You have to... -Oh, no! Come out, get in there. My... my body won't let my hand go into that hole. Again, the university. -She's pregnant, right? -Yeah. Because if I'm just hitting a cow, she's done. I can not do it. I can not do it. I can not do it. There you go, Sal, there you go. -Oh, yes, you have it, Sal. -Come on, Sal. I can't do it. Why are you holding on to the railing? Why are you holding on to the railing? Oh God. Oh Lord! Oh Lord! Hate Oh my God!

I can't stand it. Ah! This is disgusting! Nobody throws up like Sal does, right? That was disgusting. I want to cut my hand. The next step is to place the straps on the feet so we can extend the calf. -Take it out with straps? -Yeah. Wow. Q: My God. Yes, if you can reach behind, grab both handles. Is it going to spread? Is it going to spread? There are handles here. Oh Lord. There you go, Sal. There you go. Oh, yes, you got it, Sal. -Come on, Sal. -Bring this cow into the world. Murr: That's your baby!

It's just... I'm helping her get her head in the right position. Well. Sal, what is your life now? The worst thing you've ever made me do, I swear to God. Murr: There you go! Oh! Oh, it's right in her face. It's in her face. I'm going to have someone standing on this side of you with the leash. Well. They've called for reinforcements because Sal is very bad at this job. Everyone watching at home, call your mother. Know? -Just say thank you. Just... just send her flowers, something. Murr: Come on, Sal. -Oh! -Oh! -Oh Lord. -Oh. Oh Lord.

Oh, Sal! What should I do? What should I do? Oh God! I don't... I don't... Oh, God! Oh God! Murr: Baby! You had a baby! Q: Wow! Wow! Sal is covered in placenta. Check it out. -It's a boy. -Mazel Tov! -Salt. -Please help. I have guts about me. Murr: Oh, look at it. Get out, go pet him. Well. Everyone loves you. Everyone loves you. -Oooh! Joe: Congratulations, Sal. Okay, Dad has to go take a shower. Oh! Look, boys, look, look!