If Social Media Apps Were People

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to like and comment on my last video, enjoy oh i finally have a a few minutes to myself before bed I think I'm going to use my phone and relax a little hey face, are you watching the green vs. blue text fight tonight?

Hey, who are you? Come on, it's me. Kyle likes it now. kyle test the kyle i know doesn't have a teacher after the face make me guess who's behind the mask they say scooby-doo it's because of the virus and you have a virus oh you're definitely not going to get it now give this android no Your screen won't break again you're mad I'm going up you might explode I'll give you that try and you'll break me you're about to freeze again you really haven't changed at all in the last few years huh don't make me adopt an apple attitude because that will cost you, you know, Tim will cook for you here.

Oh, you look familiar now. I forgot my contacts today, just give me the passcode though. Are you one, two, one, two, three? four oh come on kyle sorry for the confusion boss hey i recognize you kyle sure you can see with that 8 bit camera quality if you need me to donate some pixels just ask don't burden me with Apple. We all know you don't have much power left in you someone has a smart mouth don't think I'm soft as a blackberry you got the wrong fruit buddy oh hello kyle's back what's up, where's twitter? oh no did.

He shows up, you know, I'll talk on Twitter, but you don't see him live often, yeah, plus she was a little sad last time I checked, he's been down a lot lately, okay, at least you guys are here to get through the day. a while because I need to do it. relax, so who you better date first, oh well let's see, we all know tic tac ain't first, okay instagram, you're just mad because I'm growing faster than you, you already had your growth spurt, You wouldn't even be. great if you had merged with that musically cheesy guy, who do you think you're talking to?

Hey everyone, let's relax, what the hell is that? Ah I see, tic tac has crazy bugs too, it's weird anyway, it's always hanging out. with little kids you're faker than your filters that's not even true hey tick tock you're trying to pass the time sorry kid you have to be at least 13 to date me okay my bad I don't know how old you are nine I'm 65. Right over here, sir, oh I see, Kyle, you can't trust that guy, don't let him hit, cow, he's the main one, you're robbing people. Hey, I've been keeping it real. Snapchat is the one that comes out. here telling stories 24 7. those in real shorts you have to look too familiar you even stole videos from vine look what happened to him stuck I think he's gone maybe rest in pixels okay listen up everyone I'm just trying to enjoy a little free time so So please can we relax?

Now you have to relax about the theft I didn't do in my stories. Aha, who do you think you're stopping criticizing me? I was just returning them and, uh, back to your father, uh, we all know you. do what he tells you hey, I'm my own network, I have a biogram of Lincoln, come in here and withdraw the money before the algorithm takes you out, dad's coming, okay, that's enough, you're both doing too much, don't do it you do. Make me eliminate them all, Kyle, if you don't play with me, I'll throw away your streaks. Okay, relax.

I'll be with you first. Okay, Snapchat, do I have any new messages? Well, actually, Tiffany said you were cute, oh really. She knew Symphony would win her over. I have to text the guys. Oh, shoot, I didn't mean, oh Tiffany Kyle. Screenshot of your conversation. What a Snapchat. You have to keep me here. Keep. Do not say more. And he also saved your messages. Hey? I did not realize. this was a quick chat, come on bitmoji, you can leave it open for me. uh, I want me to add this to your memory. did you know? Let me look at your story and see if he said anything weird about me.

This gave me two thousand dollars an hour. sleeping, click here to find out how not. Now Ed Sheesh just wanted to let you know that no one wants him to appear. You know what I need to stop thinking about this ticking. Are you still around? Of course, what do you want to talk about? Hmm, well, I always wanted to learn how to snap my fingers, so if you have some viral video about that and I'm not talking about that, why is this ticking? Okay, I'm not on Snapchat, but if you want. to learn how to dance that white dance I got you um just show me whatever's popular new airpods look uh that's funny I just bought your pause the other day let me see something else when you bought a new pair of airpods the other day but you You're broke, how did they know?

Hey, what's showing up? Are you stealing my data? No, I was just watching them and give it back to me. Hey, you agreed to let me have them. Yes, didn't you read the terms and conditions you marked before us? You came out, you agreed to let me have your PS5 and fight in World War III, by the way, are you serious? Someone calling me, no, Siri, not today, okay, text your girlfriend, go away, which no audience of Kyle's series has been ruined since you heard about your affair with Alexa you have to talk to her nice oh my surrey out it's siri why did you speak for me kiley oh you know what y'all just need my space wait don't say someone call me oh snap I swear I can I can't stand this new generation of

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with your wobbly ass any dance in my day, the quizzes were excessive, in fact, I have one against me, Kyle, why did you let him in here?

No sorry, myspace, I have to delete you, what? Come on, you don't want to be famous in my space, we call them astronauts, look, I'll tell you what your Insta Messenger username is. I thought it was a myth. Look, I'm just trying to enjoy some time. myself and watch some videos. In fact, I'm going to hang out on YouTube, of course, you want to hang out on YouTube. You probably received click bait. You're not even oriented like me. Watch the trash talk. What is better for you to do? Do you monetize me? -tock, be thankful you got it easy, at least you don't have to deal with people asking you stupid questions all day hey youtube, how do you use toothpaste? oma, look at this one, the bread smells like 20 20.

Okay, relax. I'll be with you all eventually you'll hear that tick toc if you're not banned by the time he gets back on YouTube you'll get your turn. Grandma made me take out your pixels. I wish you would try. Yes, what do you think? double tap oh kyle take talk ig they're breaking community guidelines oh god instagram is down again wait down like the jayshawn song what does y'all know about that little tic-tac-toe dance they're doing to that song the games render, is it okay, is it okay? That's enough, I'm just trying to relax here, you've been the only reasonable one this whole time, so I'll be with him, the rest of you should probably all go, okay, come on guys, once he says his YouTube rewind, he'll come running back to us, okay YouTube, what do you have for me, well can I recommend this guy, Kyleet, YouTube, what's up in the mannequin challenge?

Hey Wi-Fi, why aren't you working? Hey, I'm in quarantine. I don't have to work right now. I'm not going to go out and touch all of his nasty phones all day. I've seen him using his dirty fingers on his phones while they are in the bathroom. I'm surprised they don't have them. covered from 1 to 18 also wait, you're not an essential worker? I need to watch my videos, you thought I'm not trying to catch a virus either, look I'll get back to you later, I have some signs I need to visit but how? I will, yeah, I'll be happy to help you, Kyle, hey, thanks for 100 a month, a hundred, that's a little expensive, don't you think?

Yes, what do you think? I'll joke about it, hey, Kyle, I'll take it. you're anywhere you want to go for 30 a month where we head to myspace um here lte now please take me to youtube again so I can finally relax you didn't bring your plug with you I would have but he's an urgent care apple , TRUE? Now he's on the last wires from him at least we'll be up there with Vine soon see if you revive your iPhone call me wait how do you die? I was only here like five minutes five minutes Kyle it's been six hours what?

You didn't really have to sleep tonight, you know what they say, appetite eats up the hours anyway, gotta give people the bars they've been asking for? They're calling me the next Eminem. Oh, good luck with that relaxing thing. I had some free time though, so I chased that big guy down, I wanted some bacon, so I had to go to his older brother's house and get that thing out. Little Red Riding Hood didn't write home, so now I'm chasing you, I'm really horrible. Wolf, this is not a little peep, don't try to cry, we will fight here without sheep or McDonald's money, so I invite you all if we do the race, all I need is some shoes to go to the market.