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"If it was up to me, I'd just kill you" (Jack Reacher 1 + 2 Best PUNCHLINES)

May 22, 2024
Hey. That's our sister. Is she a good kisser? Hey. Outside. Pay her check first. I'll pay later. You won't be able to do it. Do you believe? All the time. You should try it. It's a big joke, but I'm going to kick your ass. Do you want to do that here or outside? Outside. Stay here, Sandy. I don't mind seeing blood. When that means you're not pregnant, anyway. Do you still think you're funny now, idiot? Shut your mouth, Sandy! Nobody is talking to you. It's your last chance to leave. Are you kidding? It's five against one.
if it was up to me i d just kill you jack reacher 1 2 best punchlines
It's three against one. How do you imagine? Well, once I eliminate the leader, which is you, I will have to face one or two fellow enthusiasts. The last two always run. Have you done this before? Yes. It's getting late. Remember, you wanted this. Alright. Are you OK. Get up. Well. Now we know who is who. Let's do this. Actually? Shit! On the floor! That's a pretty impressive response time, folks. Do it! Hands behind your back. Who hired you? Come on. Jesus Christ. (THUGS COMPLAINING) Lee's Diner. I have four down. I need two EMS vehicles. What the hell happened here?
if it was up to me i d just kill you jack reacher 1 2 best punchlines

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Did someone run over them? No, man, it was a fight. One guy took them all out in a few seconds. MAN: It's still there. That's him. (DOOR SOUNDS) ATTACHMENT: Turn around, sir. Let me see your hands. Slowly. Military ID. He overcame. Thirty-eight dollars. And a toothbrush. But there is no address. In other words, homeless people. Aggravated assault is a second-degree felony in this state, Mr.... Reacher. Name Jack. No middle name. You're in for 10 to 20 years once those guys you beat are fit to testify. Process it. Take it to the county. Two things will happen in the next 90 seconds.
if it was up to me i d just kill you jack reacher 1 2 best punchlines
Excuse me? First, that phone over there is going to ring. And second... You will be wearing these handcuffs on the way to prison. (LAUGHTER) Well, that's a magnificent prophecy, Mr. Reacher. (PHONE RINGING) That will be a Major Turner of the 110th C.1.D. Military police in Alexandria, Virginia. You and those guys made a mistake by operating on land owned by the US military. What are you talking about? Kidnapping of illegals. Selling them. The deputies are already on their way. If it were up to me, I would

just

kill

you. (THE PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) It will

just

keep ringing.
if it was up to me i d just kill you jack reacher 1 2 best punchlines
Sheriff Raymond Wood. (SIRENS blaring) Who the hell are you? The boy you didn't count on. Reacher, is that you? Helen, are you hurt? Well, he will be if you're not here in an hour. Do I have to tell you how this works? You'll make me jump to make sure I'm not followed, then you'll lead me into an ambush and

kill

me. Oh, you ruined my surprise. Well, I can do a better one. I went down to the shooting range at Hinge Creek. I have the photo, the prints and I'm going to the feds. The lawyer is all yours.
Get the Zec. On second thought, I would like to kill you. Let's say winner takes all. Listen to me, idiot. I'll kill this bitch if you're not here already... Shit! Do you think I'm a hero? I am not a hero. I'm a wanderer with nothing to lose. You killed that girl to frame me. I want to beat you to death and drink your blood from a boot. This is how it's going to work. You will give me the address and I will be with you when I am good and ready. If she doesn't answer the phone when I call this number, if I even think that you've hurt her, I'm gone.
And if you're smart, that scares you, because I'm in your blind spot and I have nothing better to do. Do you have a pen? I don't need one. If I had a dollar for every time the Army called the Corps for help. - Do you have something for me? - Yes here. You are kidding, right? Just because I saw you shoot ten years ago doesn't mean I'll let you kill some moron with my gun. I told you how serious this was. And I showed up, right? Let's go for it. Thank you. How long are we supposed to do this?
I'm getting hungry. Be patient. BUZZCUT: What do you think he's eating? PASSENGER: Shut up. - BUZZCUT: New weapon? - Yes. Oh, okay. It makes your hands look big. - Yes, do you like big hands? - (CHUCKLEYS) Put one of these on your face in a minute and move on. Hey. Hey hey! Where she went? I don't know. Maybe he went to the pisser. You're supposed to be watching him. What do you think I have, eyes in the back of my head? - How are you? - (grunts) - (Choke) - Don't do it. Show me. Throw it back.
I don't like being followed. It's the haircut. Do all contractors go to the same hairdresser? Check it. (MAN MOANING) Oh, it doesn't feel good. You might want to use this one. I'm going to break your arms, I'm going to break your legs. I'm going to break your neck. What you hear is emotion. MAN: Hey you! Get out of there! Come on. Right now. Outside. Nice try, Jack. I've found a way to hurt you like you've never hurt before. - (BONE BREAKS) (MOANS) Come on. (SCREAMING) - (BREAKS NECK) (Gasps) Look at me. You look at me. I know you're there, Emerson.
He was looking me right in the face. The one piece that just didn't fit. Fourth. No one would have thought to throw away that meter. Not even me. You were wrong about my father. He wouldn't give it much importance. Who is he? That's John Doe Number Two. The man on the grassy knoll. The thing under the bed. They call him the Zec. Zec? Prisoner. What's your real name? I was born in October. When my birthday comes around, I'll pull the trigger. One two. Chelovek. Zec Chelovek. Chelovek? Chelovek? Human. Human being imprisoned. - Is that your real name? - That's all I remember.
Call the police. Were you really going to shoot him? I knew I wouldn't have to. One look at this guy and you know he will do anything to survive. One look and you know I'm not lying. Yes, I have an emergency in... Yes, I'll wait. No hurry. With a name like yours, you will feel at home. Prison? In America? A retirement home. If I go to prison. Do you think you're going to walk? You are a homeless drifter wanted for murder. Meanwhile, I'm an old man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Thanks to you, who is left to say otherwise?
WHO? Yes, hello? Yes, there is... I have an emergency. We'll see which of us goes to prison. There are maybe three or four people dead. - Well. - My bet? Neither. What did you do? And you will definitely have to kill me. Give me the phone. Wait. Chuck it. (SNORING) - (MOANING) - Friends? (GRUNTING) I already told you, I don't like being followed. - (DOOR CLICK) (GUNGUN) You're okay, Jack! But killing you won't be enough. So I'm going back on my promise not to hurt the girl. It will never happen. Of course it is. One day, she will walk home from school or go on a date or go out with her friends.
And you won't be there to protect her. (SIRENS LOUD IN THE DISTANCE)

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