I Went To Washington DC With No Clothes • The Empty Suitcase Show

Oh I want to be sexy hot come on Kristin you guys are great oh it's every plus size person's nightmare you're traveling to a fabulous place but your

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gets lost on the way oh just go with me new

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. They don't know that if you're over a certain size, your chances of finding

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that fit you are small, well, I'm about to turn nightmare into a dream come true, I'm going to visit eight cities with just the clothes I need . I'm wearing so I'm going to try to find a day look and a night look to explore the city I'll be too new to check out the hotel it's the

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and we're about to find out look what you buy we hear you join me finally I made it guys it's 6:30 in the morning nice and relaxed and we feel relaxed too are you ready to go to

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this is how food should be welcome to our son welcome to our son look at our living room and then also the bedrooms and the pièce de résistance which in French means cool thing, the boop boop boop boop boop of you it's cold inside it's a futon Jen obviously you've gone shopping with me before yes so I wanted to ask you how hard do you think it is also i shop here in dc i think it will probably be nice it's hard to shop here ok to give you an idea of ​​how hard it is to shop here in dc we have compiled another not so c anecdote Scientifically, we have compiled a list of five popular malls here in DC and we have determined how many of them sell women's clothing and the number of places that sell women's clothing is 261 guess how many of those 261 stores carry clothing in size 20 which is my size or more I'm going to choose before the answer is 15 ok 15 out of 261 just like with all other stores in the US the store we go to today is actually a resale store, okay cool we're going to a curvy girl boutique here in the DMV area so obviously because it's a resale store I'll try and see how much I can get at the resale store before I have e to top in the big box stores nearby as i say every episode its important to note that if i were above a certain size making this

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would be extremely difficult if not impossible so the fact that i could make this show is in itself a privilege , okay, ready, go shopping, I'm ready, come on, okay, girl, thank you so much for having us.

I'm Stephanie, the owner of Curvy Girl. a little bit about your wonderful store one of our missions is that regardless of your budget or size, we want you to walk out of our store feeling beautiful, so we have boutique pieces and we also have things that are on consignment for variety only. so today we're going to try to find an outfit for a daytime activity and a nighttime activity, as you can see I don't have a coat and my legs are bare and it's 40 degrees outside and driving so I'm going to have to plan accordingly. and not only to wear the cutest thing i also have to get something warm and i've been looking at some short dresses around here that i'm probably going to try anyway so let's give it a try you selfish baby ok what do you get in this costume Tin man I think I'm about to take? what i like about you being on the show is you always carry you have to let yourself so i know i just talked about how i need to get things that are weather appropriate that he said i would like to put out something that also isn't weather appropriate ah look at john mustard this is a deli chic sandwich I give myself a lot turn your head yo john you have to take this she jumped at you oh she has like a great bisexual energy right there she does I'm a terminal/dresser and so the idea of wearing something that is not extremely stylish is scary, it will also be very comfortable, I know, but I don't want to be comfortable, I want to be sexy, sexy, we're not going to look at a motorcycle jacket.

I don't want to talk about 75 biker jackets, talk to them about how you doing, boy. Listen, I have two minutes, so many, what if I married the business? Okay, this is a 24, but I want to try it on anyway. Labor Day yes mr. mr man i'll take it yeah you like this do sailor moon how is this like sailor moon It's like a sailor suit, just take it, it's okay. I'll be getting all the shirts as gifts too in case any of you are wondering if this dress is a dress. I tried it from the Seattle episode and bought it for myself, which happens a lot in stores.

I tend to buy too much. I really like sparkles. I like the color change, we'll consider it. I also found out that it's a bodysuit, which means it covers your crotch. Yeah, wait, it looks like it's a Cookie Monster. you're holding up well, look, it's not a biker jacket or a jean jacket. I like it, it's a bomber jacket that is very clean. Thank you. I think they are cute. very cute it's super cute plus it has a little race s calluses in case you want to run to the bathroom it's a good camouflage yeah it's fun to see you raving about the pants because that's unusual well this is what happened - I grew up with blue leggings so i feel like they fill me out like a little bit of basic legging and like a little bit of basic jeans and like a little bit of a basic jogger it's not a bottom jacket we'll take it that's nice i think it's good for day or night la Most of us have no idea when it's appropriate to wear sparkly things that's because I'm basically a little bird of the woods, it's sparkly, I like a good houndstooth when I tug up my skirt.

I thought this is from Alec Lee. I knew instantly from the pattern and just like the whole vibe. I was like this. from Ella Queen's mothership Oh, what's up with this? See how warm it feels? I'm on board. You got me mm-hmm. All the ladies of the society where they are. I think it's all one situation I can see yeah, it looks good. I will accept applications. Okay, let's go outside, Kristin, let's see the first nude. Hi, I'm Glinda the Good Witch and you're watching the Disney Channel. Yes I love it. We're heading into the winter months, but we also live in Los Angeles, so it doesn't matter.

I don't know. I'm a fan. Do you like it? It is comfortable? I really like it a little short but as a counterpoint. of feeling like i'm about to start my signature musical number yeah being like oh you think these pants are cool jennifer ok i still love this skirt it's that pocket no i still think you're on top i know plz look no they're goofy pockets one of these days we're going to find something with pockets and it's going to be amazing some plate that I'm making when I run for president my platform is going to be pockets on all ladies clothes so It's a little too small and so am I.

I'm not hosting a rehearsal dinner. I was literally about to say the only unfortunate thing about how this fits also the plate stitch very slowly unfortunate nipple placement City she will outshine the bride I don't normally accessorize but she wanted you to see the potential of this dress. You really like that necklace. I look at you, yes, it is very similar to thick. soup, but make it hot. I love a good blazer. I also like. I know this was just because these seats are too long. But this is a plague from Venus. They invited me to go to Martha's Vineyard, but I forgot what time the party was. fix this there it is yeah like you fold it a bit more oh it's so cute sometimes you have to get creative and bunch the fur and then you come up with a nice outfit yeah I really like it I really like the skirt and it's definitely like that's the instagram pic plus I've never seen that one shoulder off the shoulder sweater oh wait that's really cute oh that's a sweater and that's me you could even do something like that , are you helping yourself to do your hair, yes, hello, I'm a petting zoo?

I feel like it doesn't lend itself to me liking a cool necklace no I mean how cool ok we're all done we managed to find everything for every outfit in this store and also one of my looks is actually something I pulled a mannequin they designed. I did it. Thanks a lot guys, let's do it like Tiffany's. Now, okay. Thanks for hanging out with Tiffany. Are you excited to eat some? getting ready for us to be in our daily business which means it's time for Kristin to reveal her day oh my gosh I know you picked one of the things I really liked and I'm so excited about it you really love this dress hooded I love this hooded dress and so I thought I didn't know what I felt about the shape of the hooded dress so I put the sweater over it, yeah like I said before everything about this outfit came from a curvy girl, swag on the sweater, we have the dress we have. the little bag we have the fishnet stockings we have the boots everything i have this little shoulder i can air out my body if i need like a chimney if it's almost gone i didn't want to buy a bus i don't know then are you ready for our day yes, where we are?

We're here half stoned here in DC and we're going to eat some meats. sleeping eating anything yes we're doing two and three today i guess i'll sleep later come on come on ok here's the menu the informant says don't come up it's a trap i mean this sounds good yes i love her so much as much as i can't she says i Yeah, oh, it's hot. OMG you're not ready, the bone is perfectly grilled, it's probably one of the most perfect sausages I've ever put in my mouth. I don't even care how you take that we have shakes, so this is the method and this. it's the shake beyond it's so good i know it's so beautiful i'm so excited to destroy it with my face oh that's good i always love it every time food encourages me to lick the outside because then we'll see how elegant i can be pretty so we've moved to the half stoned photo booth she's got a free photo booth we're going to make the most of because we love taking pictures of ourselves to remember how horny we were after eating those okhane sausages it's kind of silly oh look what nice its nice time to go get ready for an activity heck yeah im in the kitchen because jen has taken pics of herself on top of the couch with me getting ready but not enough shots where you can see what im wearing like this that it's time for our night out and Kristin will be out and revealing her night See in the back of my mind I knew you were going to pick this skirt, yes this necklace, bodysuit, skirt and body combo.

I actually saw it on a mannequin at the curvy girls boutique, then paired it with this bag and this pair of shoes that also came from Curvy. girls boutique yeah i love this it's so very cute it's formal but it's also fun thank you I love it then you can see my little knees it's like ooh are you ready to go Yeah, I'm excited, so let's go. dining at red hen restaurants look who is that italian like a crazy use in we have some delicious dishes to try this is a cole slaw and apple how is it really good?

I also got the Aaron Cheney but it's basically a little fried ball hmm oh my gosh so Aaron's change it was basically like a rice ball basically but they have kind of a mayonnaise situation with a little bit of basil and it's like a little sweet and little fried and it's like someone rolled up some french toast t or win here's my look and this is late night food you know what i mean brooke my gravy filled all over me everyone will know i loved it welcome to this gathering of the pasta punchers what you get i have poutine kostya i have four rigatoni nice thats so good good guys yeah let's get on track i like a good meat sauce cause this is what you can't go wrong with sauce of meat, unless it's pies sauce, yeah, how does that make sense?

We have a long flight tomorrow. We are very sleepy. This was delicious food and you are delicious food too now it's time for me to go to bed I'm really hungry to sleep you like my eyes it's like me no no no boom that's my IV never mind I'm gay so the we had such a great time in dc we were able to find everything in one store that was amazing and never happened before i dont know if it will happen again but who knows the world is a stark possibility full of surprises thank you so much for saunder dc curvy girl boutique medium smoky and red hen all for having us add a sausage we made this is our last american city for this

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suitcase season because the last three episodes will be in europe