I Went Drinking in Mumbai's Worst Slum

Where can I find something? No no no no. Hello guys, you speak English. Wow, they're throwing things at me. What are they doing here once again? Mr. Calvo has tricked me into visiting one of the

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areas of Mumbai and, yes, I'm actually speechless, yes, hello, wow, it's an Indian hotel, okay, I don't really feel like talking to a Indian hotel, so let's solder one, where the hell have you brought me? Well, I think I specifically like it, although it has a kind of How lovely someone is talking on this phone Hey guys, we have a ghost here, what's your name?

My name is Epi. Okay, I'm Harold, nice to meet you, thank you, what's your name? My name is Harold, nice to meet you, where. You are walking? We're looking for a place to drink. Do you want a dessert? Okay, here yeah, yeah, yeah, so where can I find some Desi Darwin? I know what she was saying when you come across a neighborhood. with goats it can only mean one thing she hey, how are you? I'm fine, uh, so far people are kind of cool, they're ready for a trap, but uh, uh, my desi daru hunt in the

slum

s isn't going very well, where are the cops?

Wow, since this is most likely an Islamic neighborhood. Finding alcohol is going to be difficult, but I think it can be done. Keep going. It's nice. It's a prime place for a garbage collection businessman to come and clean up, so if his business is garbage. collection come to

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hello hello how are you where are you going well me too where can I find some jessi daru no no no no no no no no he said no no I guess we have to ask someone else what neighborhood where are you foreigner Jesus Christ hello this one place needs Jesus, oh, hello, hello, lord, how are you?

Do you know where I can find some alcohol desi daru desidaro here, yes ok, cheers, this man here told me that there is a decidaro on the left, so I'm going to go check it out. Hey guys, you speak English, ah, okay, I guess I just want to be in the movie, you speak English, hey, what's up? I guess the English skills of the people here are so, so pretty colors on those blankets. Oh well, these ghosts every time they see goats in India, they just know it's going to be very difficult, very difficult to find alcohol.

Goats in India do not equal any alcohol. Hey, what are you eating? Heck, he's even eating the posters. Hollywood, the Bollywood star poster, is being eaten up. Wow, it's going to be, it's going to be very good. It's the noor muhammadi restaurant I don't think they have alcohol or decide there, jesus, everywhere loves these stickers, maybe there's some kind of glue or salt that these goat hunters liked when I was in India, okay, Is this a river perhaps? Can I go swimming here hello, this is fine for swimming for swimming yes, yes, it's fine, it's fine, this nice gentleman says this is perfect for swimming.

Can you swim here? I'm not so sure, I think he's going to tell me. yo, fairy tales, ah, that looks good, well, do you know where I can find some decidaro here? your holy eyes what place what place hello how are you guys what's your name I'm harold I'm harold nice to meet you I don't know if I'm going to give up hunting for desi daru or not very difficult difficult to find your way around here in this very chaotic neighborhood the level of noise is through the roof i'm getting a lot of evil eyes i fancy some meat on sticks hello i think the police are saving me thank you thank you I love India I love my India too ok let's give this river a second chance hello guys, what? how are they?

I'm fine, I'm fine too. I like how I answer their questions without them asking me questions. I'm so used to that when people when I ask people how are you and they tell me I'm fine, they go on and on with how are you and then I respond with "I'm fine too", there's a kitesurfer, a kite flyer, What a neighborhood, wild neighborhood, well, you see I have some fans, they're throwing things at me, hey, leave the white mind alone, hey, you swim, hey, go swimming, it's okay, there's an adult there telling them to calm down, Hey, you come here, wow, what a place, what a place. place hello no I don't want it I'm sending some hostility to this neighborhood hey how's it going? what's your name my name is my name is harold nice to meet you do you know where I can find some decidaro around here yes, alcohol?

I don't know no, what do you know? uh king femur yes yes where can I find a kingfisher here you have some medical tests you find it fine this way it's fine I think thank you very much bye this nice young man tells me that there are some kingfishers up ahead and I believe him, you better look ahead where you go here find your step hey guys, where can i find some fisher king? kingfisher is thanks guys bye these nice construction workers here tell me there's some desi daryl ahead I guess the kid was a liar and these guys are telling me the truth.

I think I hear someone screaming. I'm going to try to cross the street. Hi guys, yes I am looking for some destinations. Yes, you won. Yes, they told me to go here. right, what do you have for your back trainer? you talk to video calling you you're doing the recording here yeah yeah what are you doing here I'm walking and looking uh to meet people talk to people yeah what about why for fun? Yeah, okay, yeah, what's your name, Harold, what's your name? Everyone gives me the third grade. I'm not sure how I feel about that microphone.

You need some excuse to walk around filming. I'm across the street, so they told me straight here, so I'll give it to you. It's another two minutes walking down this road and we'll see what I can discover, but again, the chances of finding anything here as far as alcoholic beverages to consume, the chances are pretty slim, but again I'm filming. This is for the story just to show you what kind of wild adventures you can have if you're willing to get out of your comfort zone and go find some things you probably won't find, so let's see if I can survive.

Another 50 meters here it's getting uh, it's getting harder and harder as I continue here, oh man, now it's getting there's nothing, nothing up there, hey, how's it going? So I guess hey guys, how's it going? What are you eating here? Ok, let's go. I see you have good food here that I could try. Yes, it's fast food. It's Chinese fast food. It's spicy? Yes, it's spicy. You can know it. A bit scared. How spicy? Will I get sick with normal spicy no more than Indian spicy or Indian spicy food no you have these Chinese spices let me ask these guys what they think is good now I am excited I am very hungry so these people invited me to try something of your food. and uh I'm going to check it out and see what it tastes like, thanks, that's right, can you hold my camera?

Just keep it like this, it's okay, I'm in the frame. Hello, okay, this is what is called Chinese bin the Chinese. bill yeah, I won't die for this yeah, I won't die for this no, no, you would, I won't die, I just know a little, it's okay, it's not that spicy, it's not that spicy, well, I don't care that much about spice . about hygiene, but I approve guys, okay, thank you very much, okay, so this is a Chinese food, yes, this is a Chinese food, yes, there is Indian spicy, so how come you eat Chinese food in India?

People eat, no, it's usually called Chinese food. you take it 10 rupees oh okay thank you no problem no problem okay then what you never die what is it you don't like to meet you I can't shake your hand because I have my phone I have everything but um someone asked me he said I say that If I walk here I can find a small bar where I can try like a local alcohol Indian alcohol Indian alcohol yeah, do you know where I can get some Indian alcohol? Yeah, you want beer like uh or kingfisher, it's back there, okay?

So where do I get the kingfisher? You'll show me, sure, okay, thanks guys, thanks, I tried, yeah, okay, so you're telling me here to avoid the arrow of deception, kind of like what you guys have said. Now he's going to show me where I can get a kingfisher so what's wrong with jessie daru? It's so powerful you can slide on me It's so powerful I like the powerful Do you like the powerful? yes, but not here if I drink hair, then maybe I'm too powerful, powerful and people can keep you too, ah, like stealing from me, okay, okay, okay, I don't want to be too drunk, okay, this one or this one, this one, many thank you my friend, thank you, thank you very much, you've been a great guy, thank you, bye, it's okay, I was just told to have King Fisher here.

I think he is in Holland. This is incredible. Looks like the most suspicious bar I've ever been to. I have to go. Wow, I think I found it. Hey guys I'm here yes King Fisher please yes what are you 165? Okay, do you have a DVD? I finally found a place with King Fisher after a long walk in India. When you work for it, you will find what you are looking for. because yeah, do you have a regular one, not strong, medium, yeah, light, how much in the face, okay guys I'm going to end it here, I finally found what I was looking for, uh, india, it can be hard to find alcohol, but if you search you will have great friends and good alcohol so log off what is this place called goodbye

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darabi yay its my place who owns you are the boss yeah great bar, I really like your bar, sir robert, sir. raccoon gatta I want to make a talk okay, wait this, wait this, yeah, just wait now, okay guys, I finished my kingfisher and I'm going to get out of here, will I survive? who knows.

Thank you so much. See you later. He's the greatest barbarian in the world guys, welcome to India, bye, guys, welcome to Mumbai, India, bye, bye, thank you, wow, Jesus Christ, how am I going to get out of this? It's going to be difficult, do you think I will survive or not? Upstairs, if you think I'll survive, eh, okay guys, I'm on the bridge, now they take me through the train station and, I guess, to relative safety, so I guess I survived and the lesson is that yes, they can find, maybe not desi daru, but at least you can find alcohol even in the

worst

slum

s of Mumbai, so log out and if you have an idea for a better challenge, I'll fire you.