I tried speedrunning Untitled Goose Game and ruined lives in the most delightful ways

to do is catch this guy we are I'm going to keep assaulting him to make him stay at this address and he's a bit of an idiot, somehow he can't see me or even know I'm there.so hey buddy how are you? Hey, I'm still here. Nothing, don't want to scare her because she's leaving now. Oh yeah, girl, come on, oh my God, okay. I'm going to have to catch him. I'm going to grab a shoe. lace come on buddy okay that wasn't perfect but it's going to fall off and now she has to get a shoe lace and we have everything set up so now he's going to try to do that she's going to get this box out of there and now we can .

Add it back in, so let's go over here and start making some barks or whatever sounds, squawks, don't bark, okay, now Chris can start getting ready for the next part where we're going to drop a bucket on his head. Okay, I don't even see. where am I what's going on please stop, you're terrifying me I'm just a

goose

I'm just a

goose

oh I'm not trying okay oh okay we're fine we're fine okay that was really annoying sometimes like that could happen but it's okay and he's going to try to put these tomatoes back in and as soon as he does that, Chris is going to go up and put a bucket down like I said, now Chris can come over there and we'll get started on him.

The next loop, which is the last part of the

game

, because he'll sit on the tomatoes like an idiot and say, "Oh, no, tomato, now, in case you're wondering why meeting people is so bad, it's because if they have never done it." I played this

game

, there are some really shaky controls and if you get hit you basically spin around like a giant circle and I'm going to undo your shoelaces, that was al

most

bad, it put me in a weird place. Well, now Ben can. he unlocks that door from the other side, but now we get to the last part of the game and we should be able to get a sub 20.

What we can do is beat this place, oh that was the fastest one so far, yeah. It was really beautiful and we understand the point that this whole game has come to, which is to steal this bell. I'm eating bugs for some reason, we really want to steal this bell and yeah, it's ours now so we can go grab this thing. it takes a little bit to get down and it's still eating bugs out of the water, delicious, delicious, but eventually that will collapse and I can steal the spell which, as you can see, will constantly make sounds.

Now, what we can do here is I can use some movement to try to get there. This is a really strange move, but here we go perfect, very good, that saves a little bit of time. I can go and run over those people, for some reason, there's like a whole village of mannequins and me. I really have no idea what it is and now this part gets a little difficult because we have to dodge all the people who want to steal our bell for some reason, yeah, so what we're going to have to do is just not let them. none of them find it. we're going to come here you're going to have to steal shoelaces trying to catch him but he's kicking me right now okay maybe I can make it oh he can't get the bow I'm trying okay go go go go go go go we're so close, touch the bell, I don't understand it, give it back, okay, come on, it's about time, I think that's probably the hardest part about getting the bell back, it's all these people and then they just give up, they can't cross the bridge.

They're fine, whatever you cross the bridge because we won't touch it, but that's definitely the hardest part, especially because there are so many people and now we have a much easier job like this lady who's going to be an idiot, Yeah. I'm going to take it out while Ben goes ahead and knocks it down to create the bridge again, yeah, so we can do that. I stopped him too soon. It's okay, we can do it. Oh no, yes, guys. Well, go, go, go. oh god, it's terrible and now we have to eliminate this guy too, it's going to be so annoying.

I'm going to squawk nicely and that was perfect and now we just have a couple more people we have to get through right now. only at 17 minutes and 30 seconds this can be a very good time if we hurry up and run as fast as my goose legs can go, yeah there's not much you can do to speed this up you just have to make sure you don't nothing bad happens. and we can use some specific

ways

to do it, like go under this table so she can't chase us, but she has a very good angle on us, okay, this could be that we both have a very good angle, oh no, yeah, that It's really good.

I got it, I got it, come on, oh God, and we don't even see the kid. The funny thing is that if you see the kid, he will try to take the bell away from you, but then you can honk and he runs away, he's actually nice. of okay, now they give up and we have Farmer Bob here, so we have to get him out and oh God, good thing it's slow, oh, there's no help, okay, come on, I guess I can't do it, not for al

ways

, Bob, oh please, we need. this sub 19. no, you have the keys, okay, oh my god, this is going to be very close, I just have to get in the water and then his boots will get wet so he can't walk anymore, this is going to be very close.

I think this should be the under 19's, although for some reason it seems like we're walking very slowly at this point, but we're slowly making our way to the end of the game and it's a beautiful ending to watch it all. The trips we took, all the people we terrorized, get ready and we can finally finish time as soon as I drop this guy, let's go, that was our best time, yeah, it's an 1850 which is pretty cool, so now we can be just geese and like my controller just went out again. Wow, it was perfect timing.

It was the perfect time for my controller to shut down. Now if we look at speedrun.com we'll see that we got a nice and comfortable 7th place. We will definitely take it. but I would like to thank you all for watching, if you enjoyed this video please leave a like, it really helps with the youtube algorithm and I would really appreciate it. Also check my brother's channels. I'll leave them in the description as well as the pinned comment, he does a lot of things on his channels but mainly Nintendo stuff, speed races and Pokémon challenges yeah so be sure to check me out and of course if you enjoyed this video check out my others and, if you do.

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