i tried making that awful hotdog waffle

forgive me internet and forgive me Father because I will be sinning today okay, there is good news and bad news the good news is that it is the weekend that is all that is all that is all the good news the bad news is what is about to happen from time to time from time to time while the internet uses its collective brain cells to come together and celebrate something so horrible that one can't help but join said celebration and that's what I'm doing today, it was this absolutely horrible video parody. from a Twitter video of someone doing unspeakable acts with a hot dog and then pouring eggs on the remains of the hot dog and then

making

a

waffle

with whatever you want to call it at the time and then pouring beer and cheese on top of it all, oh just the stack There were like a hundred of them and I remember seeing that and thinking, wow, I should really get off the internet for today because that's enough for me and then my next thought was I would never do that, it's just like always.

I would never do that until Jenna over my shoulder said hey, that actually looks pretty good and that was just the beginning of the end for me, so here we are, I'm going to do the most horrible, terrible, disgusting thing ever. made here, yes, banana peel. pulled pork included this is this is worse this is worse I'll call it right now I'm going to resent

making

this for the rest of my life but it's too late I already have the ingredients right it's literally cheese, hot dog, beer and some kind of egg. I wish I could fast forward this part so that, well, I don't know, I just don't want to be here.

I also don't know what the supermarket employee was thinking when he was buying cheddar cheese. grated cheese and paperclips at the same time, but then again, I don't know, maybe it wasn't the strangest thing, maybe I had a school assignment and really wanted some cheese anyway, usually now I say come with me on this trip so we can do it together, but I'm going to go ahead and say save yourself and go while you can because today we're going to do something horrible, really terrible, so I don't know, we'll see how it goes. I'm going. on Twitter and search for hot dog

waffle

and then quickly delete it from my search history.

Oh, gosh, okay, so Jesus Christ, first things first, let's open this package soon so the plant-based hot dogs are contaminated and I'll put that bowl aside. I just I don't know, okay, so at the beginning of the video he actually did one of these, he actually said, "Hey, everyone welcome to the channel," and then when it was like that, I swore to God, oh God, did he? why is it okay? I'm just going to put these. on the counter and we're going to take this is terrible, we're going to take our clip and we're going to literally try to remove strips from this hot dog so we can put them here and then turn it into just the Worst on Planet Earth, I guess we'll get at least four or five strips per hot dog, so that should be enough and we're not going to make this the leaning tower of disgusting pizza either, okay, maybe we will. a couple and then put the cheese on and then literally move on with our lives, okay I'm just saying we'll do it and we'll be fine, here we go, okay that works surprisingly well, why did anyone think to do this?

Why did someone do something to do this and why did that work oh god okay it's that horrible this clip is cursed forever. I can throw it away, I can recycle it wherever this clip ends up and as long as it becomes part of your future endeavors, ghost be damned. of hot dog waffles passed, okay, now, after three strips, they are starting to fall apart. Something like this, simply, this is indescribable. What I'm doing right now, this is indescribable. Look at this, it's disgusting. Okay, the hot dog is gone. Oh, God, on to the next one. one I guess I don't think they teach you this technique in culinary school, so this one's on the house, you're welcome, so it's actually the perfect distance from one end to the other on this side of the hot dog to say the phrase " "Really, really." I hate myself and then you finish and then it ends so it's a nice timing mechanism to make sure you're getting the right size and I really hate myself oh yeah perfect it works every time I would say do of this a plant.

A version based on whatever disgusting thing this is makes it less disgusting, but I don't think anyone really wins with this recipe, you can make it less disgusting, but we're still losers, we're still losing here, this isn't a win for anyone watch me eat my words look this is really good there's no way it can't be good no just pure milk oh okay so I just have a couple more passes to make to defile these hot dogs and then we'll continue adding our mixture of egg to try our best to get some sort of cohesive shape where we can put it on a waffle iron and turn it into a hot dog waffle as well in the video.

I'm not sure you know. I know if they didn't include steps in the video that were actually part of the recipe or whatever but in the video they literally pour grated cheese into a pot and then beer those are the ingredients they use and it's in its entirety so I'm going to go ahead and do exactly that and if everything breaks and nothing works and the cheese is gross, well, I blame the recipe because that's what it told me to do. I mean, not even the best beer cheese in the world would save this recipe. It's like there's no way he could think of doing this with a paperclip.

It's so dirty. Well, well, that one didn't work. Oh God, this is a hot dog graveyard right here. Let's throw all this in the trash. I'm so sorry, okay? So I think. We should do the waffles and then we can, once they're set, we can do the beer cheese and that's it, but let's do it in that order so the beer cheese doesn't just sit there. I'm going to grab the old waffle iron. and plug it in and I'll turn it on to level three so what we're going to do here is shake our egg here and we're just going to pour it in let's do it right so I don't know how much egg we need but I think it's a map and I also think we'll be able to make one because we don't have a million hot dogs and we're not going to do like me.

I said we're not going to do this giant tower that they did. I think I'm going to spray it. This is non-stick, but we're actually just going to put the cheese back in here. I'm going to turn it on medium heat and pop a bunch of cheese. Here we are going to open our beer. I'm sorry for what's about to happen. It seems to be warming up, so I think we'll give it a try. Oh wow, okay, I just want this to be over. This is not OK. right, this is wrong, i hate myself right now, this is so gross the egg is like spilling out of the side, there's no way this is going to stay together in a cohesive way, okay let's just pour some beer here, I'm going to stir this up.

I know how to make beer cheese and that's not all, but I'm following the recipe so this is what it is. You know, this is actually kind of a job. I think one of the things I thought about when I watched this video was how is it taking the shape of a waffle? Shouldn't the strings on the hot dog grow, but I actually think the egg fills it out and turns it into something cohesive like almost bread? Oh god, so many rude words in this recipe, how? Are we making Jenna cheese here? This is disgusting. I also don't know how long I'm supposed to put this here because it already feels like too much time has passed.

The whole time has been too long. I shouldn't be doing it. this this sticker doesn't stick sorry good food I don't think it should be here no beer it's a little more beer this looks like beer we're throwing on top of a waffle some kind of hot dog oh my lord that I am? I'm looking at what I'm looking at buddy, this is obscene. What I'm seeing here is like a red waffle, but it's red because of a type of hot dog. Oh well, it actually makes me sick, but let's try to get it. Get out of here if we can, oh my lord, this poor, poor waffle iron, I will not disconnect you from life, only from power, ok, we will clean up this mess.

I'm going to do my best to cut this out and stack them because we need to have some kind of tower because that's what was in the video, we're trying to recreate it as accurately as possible so we're going to start stacking, are you guys ready last little beer to make it nice and relaxed? It's a final apology and here we go breathing deeply we can do it we can do it we can do it right oh god I'm going to throw up dude way less gross than I thought it was going to be but somehow it's still so repulsive Jenna you need to try this oh god Mine, I really wish we hadn't made this like the hot dogs weren't cooked all the way through, it's just that especially the ones inside that weren't directly against the griddle that we're not cooking like the only redeeming thing about this was the beer cheese, which somehow it turned out really delicious even though it was literally just grated cheese and beer, good to know for future use.

I guess I'll take another bite. Ask me why not. I don't know, I feel like I know you this at least yeah, no, oh no, baby, what are you doing? Someone needs to take this kitchen away from me. Oh yes, the consistency is gnarly. It's like waiting. There's something wrong with the cheese. Yes, on top of a hot dog waffle, that's what's wrong with it. I hate it, I hate it. I saw the video. I don't think that's how you make beer cheese. It's like raw alcohol. That's what they did in the video. I know it's like. strategies and beer and that's what half a beer is, yeah it's not just two steps, it's not just pouring beer into cheese, well I mean it worked, I don't know, it really tastes like a beard like Robbie, that's the only point positive.

The thing about this is that I'm getting drunk while I have to deal with it. How about cheese with beer? You let it cook a little bit, so it's okay. I made this exactly the same way so you can see how gross it is. a red waffle definitely needs some bread, is it keto, okay ooh oh, I'm so sorry, mr. waffle iron what I just put you through, well at least one of us is enjoying this, I mean, this is okay, this isn't okay, oh I'll redeem myself in a second, you're not supposed to do this, y'all They can be worn and there are some. potatoes off camera Jenna has seen them yet, yes you can leave and take your disgusting food with you for all the times you have looked at me while I eat something you think is disgusting.

I finally understand how unpleasant you feel. and you need Jesus, this just appeals to my white trash side, you know, this is what a plate of trash itself is, this appeals to my ancestors who cut off the tops of birthday cards so they could reuse them and write happy birthday. someone else and then keep emailing them, I'm sure you know what you should take this to Nick Tahoe's and see what they think, maybe the ladder to the menu needs some work, I definitely think it could use some other stuff here like this is the keto junk.

This is not good. Look, I only like hot dogs. It's okay, we'll take it to you as long as it's away from me. You know the paper clip method worked perfectly. I don't know who thought of that. Okay, everyone, it's over. We are free and we will never think about it again and we will never talk about it again. It is done. What I want to do is improve it because literally anything we could do in the kitchen would be an improvement. From that, we're going to make our own little breakfast sandwich with a real waffle and we're going to make our own breakfast sausage and I have something special to show you and what we're going to use for the egg, which I'm excited about.

So first, we're going to compile these ingredients, which are just pancakes, waffle mix, oat milk, oil, some spices for the sausage and then egg substitute for baking, we'll take one of our sausage links further and add some . We add spices and then grind it. What I have here is some of everything, paprika, red pepper, chili flakes, onion and garlic powder. We were going to mix this up. Yeah, I clean this spatula and I think it gets in the whole bagel. seasoning, as well as onion and garlic, this really gives the sausage a breakfast burger flavor. A little tip if you're trying to make your own breakfast burger, you take like a regular sausage, add that stuff and we turn on our griddle.

We're going to add a little bit of vegetable oil right there and now we're going to take this in hand and just shape it into a patty so we can make a homemade plant-based breakfast burger that we're working with here. We're just going to put this on the griddle, we're going to choose the oil room and we're going to put the suction cup down, so while this sausage patty is firming up, let's make sure it stays together, we're going to grab some tater tots that I found in my freezer and Let's do the same thing here in terms of mash, but we're not going to need to season them, we're just going to mash them up into a little sort of hash brown patty and hope they stay together, that's the hope here, how are we going to make this stick? oh oh, it won't stay, we're actually going to share the pan space here with our hash brown.

Hopefully this won't completely fall apart if you do. Well, we

tried

. I'm going to flip our sausage burger. I could have done it a little earlier. I guess what I'm really going to do is put the cheese on. hmm yeah, let's put the cheese on now. We will take alittle cheddar cheese and we will put it on top of the sausage burger. I really need to figure out how to do it. This hole, this potato situation works for us because right now it's working on its own, sneaky, yeah, it's a little messy, but maybe while it's cooking it'll hold together, it won't be any worse than that.

We'll take this oversized ornament right here. Now we'll take our little whisk and beat it a little. bake egg substitute and set this aside and then we're going to make our waffle batter, so we're going to take some waffle mix, a little bit of oat milk and a little bit of oil, as well as our egg substitute, which We will leave it aside and on top of the pot. We will beat or mix our waffle batter with a spatula. This will serve as the bread for this breakfast sandwich because we have to stay true to the waffle theme because of the crimes we committed before.

I'm beating this with just a spatula, but anyway it works, it's um, I think this works perfectly, so this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to take this home, this hash brown, and plop it on this plate here, pretending it's completely fine. and then we'll take the breakfast sausage burger and do the same thing and now I'm excited because we have a new product that they sent me in the mail as a wonderful gift from the people from just when they sent me their new folded vegan egg that comes like this, so which is like the egg for an egg sandwich that you already want in the shape that you want, which is really cool, so I want to keep this low so I don't burn this new product. that they sent me so generously let's open this up this is very cool this really feels like an egg it really does so I'm going to put one and two in and let them cook a little bit well well I think we've redeemed ourselves because like I said before, there is literally nothing worse than here this is at the bottom this was the bottom of the hot dog and this is what we made this is a proper breakfast sandwich with the new version just folded with egg, which is literally new It's not even now, yeah, and they sent me something that's good buddy, I'm on the list, I want to take a bite, get this out of here after we eat, I'm starting to feel sick, yeah, I should, so this makes you happy.

The mouth tastes oh god, so big. I'm going to cut it. No, we need a cross section. Your red waffle may be a little crumbly. Some gritty sauce for breakfast. It's the aioli you like, so this is a homemade waffle with the fold. egg, homemade breakfast burger, potatoes and aioli, what cheese do you think? Yes, pretty bombshell, yes, this is ten million bajillion, yes, it's all yours. I feel like I owe you after feeding you that abomination. I can't tell you how excited I am to have like just an egg burger that you can pull out and cook, you don't have to like serving it anymore, um, you're glad you like it, like the Phoenix we've raised from the ashes, except Our ashes are burnt hot dogs and really, really.

Sad waffle iron because we just desecrated it. This clip has your fingerprints on it anyway. I had to do it a little bit because in that first recipe there wasn't much involved in making it. Yes, get out of here. It's like that line. flow, take that thin piece, disappear, get your socks out of here anyway. I hope you enjoyed this trip before. I told them to leave because they didn't want to stay for what was going to happen, but if they made it this far, I congratulate them. and I appreciate it and I care about you anyway if you're going to make any of my recipes don't make this one but you can make the breakfast sandwich don't make the hot dog waffle definitely don't tweet it to me if you guys make it I need go think about what I've done, thank you all for joining me next week, we're going to get really festive, we've got some English comfort food and a certain dessert, it's popular this time of year so I appreciate you staying with me and I'll see you next week just tell me everything will be okay sandwich tell me tell me everything will be okay