I'm Tired Of Looking Homeless

I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I forgot to film the intro to this video before I cut my hair I already got my hair cut and it's okay, I'm up I have an idea what's going on Hey little Willie, how's it going? For a while I've been bad at making videos constantly, that's okay. I even came up with a creative intro for today's video instead of

looking

at the camera with a normal face. I got a new face. Actually, I'm not the one who's really creative. It's more me trying to hide the fact that I really didn't do a good job of presenting this video and I already cut my hair.

How am I supposed to present a video about me cutting my hair if you saw the results in the intro? haircut spoilers I feel like one of the characters from nerd city right now it just came out I don't really know what I'm doing videos like this are not about the destination but about the journey and the friends we made along the way, what? What do you think I'm a mullet man now maybe he was born with it or maybe it's meth? That's how I feel now. I haven't gotten a haircut since July 2019. I'm not kidding, the only person around me I can trust to cut my hair is the caregiver.

Things have been pretty slow here and I haven't made many videos, which means the caretaker hasn't been properly tormented. Two birds with one stone, let's cut my hair and torment the caretaker by creating a haircut game. Show him where the prize is. No, there is no price, only torment. Let's rewind the clock about a week because I'm filming this intro after the fact. Yes, the way I come. Welcome to the William Osmonds Haircut Show, where the contestants have no idea how. to cut my hair this morning I realized that I have very long hair I look like the caveman from the Geico commercial I look like the caveman from the Casey Neistat channel introducing our first contestant come here, I have to do your makeup, Don't be afraid I don't, it's not like I'm doing the haircut, no, no, you're the contestant, I mean, you're doing the haircut, let's say that, tell me man, what's your name Chelsea and What experience do you have cutting hair?

I cut my hair. a professional what experience do you have cutting hair um when I was little I used to cut my mom's dead ends well I'm sorry to hear about your mother passing away let's get on with the show do you know how this works? I cut your hair I cut my hair, but there are twists and turns along the way. He doesn't care, he's about to fall asleep. Let's play along with the game show. We have a camera in front, a camera on the side, and a camera right above us to show you. all the action, are you ready?

Yes. Oh, we are also doing this without proper hair cutting supplies, if that wasn't evident from Black & Decker, a new 45 horsepower electric hedge trimmer that I will definitely be returning to next is a Fiskars 18 manual shear. of inches it's like a hedge trimmer for poor people no safety equipment included because you can't afford it or do detail work we have a new pair of fists stick scissors damn damn they really turn into sticks in which every tool will be hidden a secret place scissors are in the dishwasher scissors in the oven cock cutter in the drinks drawer I've even set a trap by putting the biggest tool in the microwave on a sticky note only an idiot would fall for this trick your own Black & El Decker hedge trimmer cable is all blade, no I don't know what, now you can try it, no, well see, people will take a game show seriously if you don't compete with the tools they give you to cut your hair, yeah.

How can I do this safely? Yes, your hair is fluffy, but I can't tell where the schools are. I don't even know if this will cut hair. I don't have to cut it either. No, it was still too much. You have not done it. They even asked me what haircut I want. I would like a mullet please, no reaction today. The bullets are supposed to be short in the front, in the rear, oh, I'm shortening the front right now and I'm trying to make it even. the halo that is short i mean long feels like a mullet like its really ugly how many iconic color pop mullets can you name?

My ten historical mullets from Achy Breaky Heart, coming in at number 10, her mom cut her hair with the tip like "we." I'm on a video call with a professional achieve gardening tools number 9 Joe Dirt number 8 Blake Shelton who said she's a country singer coming in at number 7 Nicolas Cage number 6 Tiger King coming in at number five big dodgy coming in at number four the hot lifesaver from Stranger Things number three Pikachu from Pokémon coming in at number two President Barack Obama when I was a kid you didn't have a mullet you had volka I think I gave them all to you because the mullet point they're really not attractive, I look like a rat , oh yeah, a shirt is missing, that was an accident.

I can see a very different line right there. I liked

looking

different from a normal appearance. There is one look I can achieve that is quite glorious. I just need a comb. a little bit of beard comb action can get you no, no, away from me so it makes me look huge who cares let's see what my friends think it's amazing how much a haircut can change a man while I It was Wow, right? Proud of what you've done, yeah, where do you think about it, be proud of your work, you did it, how could you hate it if you did it?

I'd like to clarify because William has called dozens of people to tell them so I did this. to him without context, she didn't say I made her do it, she didn't say this is for a YouTube video, she didn't say this is what she wanted and I begged her for this during the day, ok no there's something I I promised at the beginning of the last video I posted that I would show off your beard if you sent me a photo of this part shaved down the middle, unfortunately, what I didn't realize was how many people would send me a photo of their beard, their butchered beard, and Somehow I have to keep my promise.

I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm still trying to collect the photo, so give me a second. I started collecting nude photos and realized that I had I made a small mistake, there are literally hundreds of photographs and I can't collect and display them all. I shouldn't have asked for beard pics without putting some kind of line on the calf. I'm going to show as many as I can, it's a 140. I'm going to show it to you right now if you're not here I'm very sorry let's start very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice group handsome Dylan very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very simply Jim very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very thank you very nice very nice very nice it is very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice they are nice very nice very nice very nice now let's go Tito pleasure cover Nesbitt very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute you look very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute very cute Well, thank you so much for mutilating your birds for me now, if you didn't appear in the slideshow, which I know probably more than half of you didn't.

I'm so sorry, I made a mistake, see you next time. apologies